Konoha Naruto's collapse system

Oh, what does little Naruto want from me?"

The Shodaime still looked serious and walked into the Hokage's office with Kakashi.

"Sama Shodaime is here. I heard that someone who is your equal attacked the Fire Temple. Do you want to go and have a look?"

The Shodaime recalled for a while, it seems that all the people who can tie with him are gone, right? It seems that only Madara can tie with him, should Naruto call Madara over too? It's a bit lonely to be alone!

"Is it Madara? Madara is the only one who is tied with me."

Sure enough, the Shodaime never expected that it would be Kakuzu, the guy throwing shurikens from eight hundred miles away.

"I heard he fought you to a draw with a shuriken from eight hundred miles away."

The first generation immediately became interested. Who can brag so much? No, I must go and see.

"There shouldn't be. Let me go and have a look with you."

Now that the Shodaime is done with the guy who doesn't want to get involved in living things, it's time to formulate a plan.

"Kakashi Tsuchikage, go tell Sasuke, Sakura, and the three Asima squad members that there will be a mission soon."

Tsuchikage? Are you calling me? Kakashi looked confused. When did my nickname change again?

The Shodaime glanced at Kakashi, this guy is very powerful in Earth Release? Why don't I think so?

"Naruto, the enemy may be Kage level. Taking Asuma's men is a bit too much. Can you protect them?"

Naruto put down the pen in his hand, so you want to compare wits with Shikamaru? You must know Shikamaru's Koshidan.

"Fifty-fifty, what gives you the courage to underestimate Shikamaru's wisdom? Is it Bo Benwei?"

Kakashi thought about it carefully, who is Bo Benwei? I have never seen him.

"So these two guys are very powerful? You can't crush them?"

Huh? How is it possible? I, Naruko Uzumaki, can't crush anyone except you, unless that guy cheats.

"No, no, no, why can't it be crushed? I just think Hidan is suitable for human experiments, so..."

Naruto, who was talking, suddenly felt a murderous aura. Damn it, the Shodaime doesn't seem to know about human experiments. What should I do? Wait online, it's quite urgent.

"Naruto-chan, can you explain to me the human experiment you just said, and why Tobirama has been a clone lately."

Naruto wanted to reply domineeringly: "I am the Hokage and you don't have to worry about it." But Naruto was afraid of death, so he had to tell the truth honestly. Of course, he couldn't say that he did it himself.

"The second generation said that he has discovered an interesting technology that can contribute to the medical industry, so he wants to research it. Hidan has an immortal body, which is very suitable for human experiments."

Immortal body? The first generation didn't believe it, so he came and took him as a sacrifice for reincarnation in the dirt to see if he would die.

"Really? If you are truly immortal, wouldn't you be able to be resurrected infinitely by cooperating with the reincarnation of the dirty earth and the reincarnation of reincarnation?"

Huh? It seems to be a good method, but the reincarnation of the dirty land is too abnormal. Maybe I can try it in the future, but it may not be successful.

"So, little Naruto! Take me to see you, I won't cause trouble."

The Shodaime looked at Naruto with a smile and added in his mind: He will just put a top-mounted Buddha next to the laboratory.

"The Nidaime doesn't let others disturb him, especially the First Daime."

Looking at Naruto's serious expression, what should the Shodaime do if he wants to beat someone up?

"Human experiments are not all evil. Human experiments can promote the development of medicine and allow people to understand the mysteries of the human body. Besides, the Nidaime did not force the use of innocent people for experiments. They were all cloned."

The Shodaime looked at Naruto with disbelief, you make it up, you keep making it up, I will just watch and say nothing.

"Ahem, everything I said is true. If you don't believe me, ask the second generation."

Naruto felt really aggrieved. Didn't he say something wrong? In this position of acting as Hokage... Hey, am I free now?

"Ahem, in order to make up for my mistakes, I voluntarily resign from my position as acting Hokage."

Naruto turned around and wanted to run away, but the Shodaime caught him in his hand. Hey! Are you even going to let me go? Naruto felt a little desperate. He was too tired to be the Hokage. I don't want to be a hero. I just want to be a hero.

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"What does human experimentation have to do with acting as Hokage? Little Tsunade begged me of course...ahem, she was begging me to train the next generation, don't get me wrong."

Naruto, who was being held by the Shodaime, squinted his eyes and looked at the Shodaime, please, what do you want! Do you think the Hokage is tired?

"Let me go, you bad old man is so bad! You dare to use your power for personal gain. I said how could I become Hokage when I was just a child? It turns out it was you!"

The eyes of the first generation were wandering, and the expression was a little awkward. Those who seek power for personal gain are not my first generation's character.

"How can you say that? How can you say that Hokage is using power for personal gain? I'm just training you. Anyway, you will become Hokage sooner or later."

Naruto, who was so angry that he punched the first generation with a fist, was lifted up by the first generation. Well, his hands were not long enough!

"Asshole, you, you, you, you bullied me, I'm going to channel Izuku-sama, I, I, I, I'm going to sue you."

Hashirama's legs softened when he heard Mito, remembering the days when he knelt on durians.

"How dare you! Be careful with me, me, me, I was wrong! (╥╯^╰╥)"

Mito was Hashirama's lifelong pain. Hashirama felt that he was sorry for Mito. Since his death, Mito has been imprisoned in disguise.

Naruto looked proud, it seems that we have discovered the weakness of the second ninja world, and we can capture a few White Zetsus as backup when we have time.

"Hmph, anyway, Bai Jue is reincarnated in the dirty earth, so what can you do to me, oh ho ho ho ho."

Hashirama had a dark look on his face. Ever since the little girlfriend of Uchiha Obito was successfully reincarnated into the earth using a white Zetsu by Naruto, Tobirama began to place a bounty on the White Zetsu in the entire ninja world. I heard that hundreds of them have been captured. No.

Know what Tobirama is doing.

"Well, Naruto, let's discuss something. Can you call Madara out for me? I want to talk to him..."

Before Hashirama could finish speaking, Naruto looked horrified. You actually want to play with Madara? What do you want to play?

"Sama Shodaime, sex is not good. You must forget Madara as soon as possible, otherwise Mito-sama will be unhappy."

Hashirama was stunned for a moment. He forgot Madara? How could he forget that he has been an old friend for many years? Madara has been deeply imprinted in Hashirama's heart. Well, wait, Naruto just said ***? Did this guy misunderstand something?

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"Wait a minute, Madara and I are just pure friends, not what you think."

Kakashi glanced sideways at the First Generation, I still have a mission, I didn't hear anything, I left.

Seeing Kakashi leaving instantly, the Shodaime breathed a sigh of relief. Konoha's ninjas probably weren't big talkers, otherwise his reputation would be completely ruined.