Konoha Ninja Wants an Ordinary Life

Konoha at dusk is as noisy as ever, and pedestrians of all kinds are coming and going on the streets. Their goal is either a warm home, an izakaya that has just opened the door, or a bathhouse that provides hot water at any time.

Among the abortions to the bathhouse, there was a man who did not go to take a bath, but eliminated physical and mental fatigue through the warm current. His purpose of going there was to draw materials for his new book, or to put it simply, that is, peeping.

That's right, this person is Jiraiya who just returned to Konoha.

“Awesome…”

"That's not bad..."

"Oh oh ~ That is the real rare treasure in the world~"

"This, amazing... I have never thought about this posture. It is really the best beauty in the world~"

...

The legendary Sannin was shaking his big butt that was about to reach the sky, while covering his nose with his left hand to prevent some red liquid from gushing out of his nose.

"Oh, another one came, it seemed to be even more powerful. This weight is even more exaggerated than Tsunade~"

Just as Jiraiya was still talking to himself, a sudden sound of breaking through the air came to his ears.

For an experienced ninja like Jiraiya, you don’t need to think too much after hearing this sound, you just need to avoid it.

He has heard this sound many times, because he hears the same sound every time he returns to the village recently.

He jumped backwards, stretched out his right hand at the moment of turning, and suddenly opened his five fingers and grabbed inward, just grabbing the object used to attack him - an empty paint bucket.

Jiraiya landed on the ground, then raised his right hand high, put his left hand on his waist, squinted his eyes and said proudly: "This move is useless anymore, Ko Naruto."

The attack on him was Naruto Uzumaki who came out to cause damage in his spare time after school. The man with a lot of paint on his face and hair was full of smirks on his face, and he stretched out mysteriously.

His right hand pointed to Jiraiya's right hand.

"Can you still take that thing down?"

"well?"

Jiraiya looked at his right hand and found that the paint bucket was tightly stuck to his hand, and it would not fall off no matter how he pulled it.

"ler~~ You horny white-haired fool, today you know how powerful I am Naruto." Uzumaki Naruto stuck out his tongue and made a strange sound, and then explained in a voice that was more proud than Jiraiya's voice just now, "Clang"

Clang... I bought this by asking my uncle to use it. But if I can buy it myself, I will definitely have a better purchase effect, such as never separation or taking effect in one second."

"Who did you learn such stupid things from-"

Jiraiya's left hand clenched his fist, and a raging anger burned on his head.

It was too late for Naruto Uzumaki to escape, because the sound of clogs colliding had reached his ears.

The next moment, Jirai appeared on Naruto Uzumaki's escape route. He had already prepared his left hand and directly held the latter's head, making the latter unable to escape at all.

"Idiot, even if my right hand cannot make seals, I have other ways to make seals. Now, come with me obediently."

Just as Jiraiya was leaving with Naruto Uzumaki who gave up his struggle, Anbu, who was squatting in the dark, opened his eyes wide, his slightly slender index finger hooked in the air twice, originally hiding in other places

The three Angora also appeared.

But they did not shout out the word "captain", but said five words - "Orochimaru."

That's right, the captain of the Anbu squad who is currently responsible for secretly surveillance and protection of Naruto Uzumaki is Orochimaru who is involved in the Anbu, and the three members of the squad are all loyalists who have been staying in Konoha before.

For former Konoha senior executives like him, if you want to do this, you only need to use your brain and move your fingers.

"Um."

Orochimaru took off the mask on his face and revealed his original face. While holding the tree trunk next to him, he used his fingers to thrust the earrings on his ears.

[Jiraiya~ It's been a long time since I saw you, and I'm still full of energy, but... did he come here to deal with me this time?]

[No, the old man is not such a person. Although he is very clear that his strength has declined a lot with his age, in his mind, it is his responsibility to deal with my troubles alone.]

[As long as this idea still exists, he will not let Jiraiya know about me.]

[So he came back just to communicate with Renzhuli?]

But is this really good?

Jiraiya is a teacher in Minato. He always felt guilty about Minato. He also had the habit of talking to sleep when he was sleeping. If he accidentally told the truth that had been hidden, the child would be happy as always.

Can you survive? Can you still work hard as always with Naruto?

Thinking of this, Orochimaru licked his lips, and then said to his three subordinates who were still maintaining their original actions: "You three continue to monitor Jiraiya and Renjiriki, I'll do something."

"Yes, Lord Orochimaru."

The three people who received the order soon disappeared from Orochimaru, leaving Orochimaru alone in place.

The great scientist stood there and thought for a while, then got up and ran towards the Naruto Building.

———

"Sir Naruto, Jiraiya is back, and now he is with Tsukijiriki." Orochimaru knelt on one knee on the ground, his eyes directly looking at Sarutobi Hinako, without any fear that the other party would discover his true identity.

"Jiraiye? Soga, he is back."

Sarutobi Hizawa's hand holding the document paused slightly, but the expression on his face did not change at all.

Because in his memory, Jiraiya has returned to Konoha Village very frequently in recent times. Except for the first time I came to him, all the other targets were Naruto Uzumaki, and every time it was a coincidence

The most coincidental encounter is the place where we meet will always be a female bathhouse.

"Has Jiraiya done anything extraordinary?" Sarutobi Hiruzen asked again.

"No."

Orochimaru answered directly based on his intuition.

He was sure Jiraiya did nothing, otherwise Shimura Danzo would definitely protest.

How could the Ninjutsu, whose concept has been distorted, accept the fact that Tsubaki Riki has become stronger? What he most despises is Uzumaki Naruto, who is dominated by Sarutobi Hinazou. That kind of personality seems to him to be unqualified.

"Then it's okay. You just need to watch from the side, Jirai can grasp the right position."

"yes."

Orochimaru replied again, then left the Naruto office.

When he left, Sarutobi Hiruzen directly picked up his pipe and used the smoke to dispel the sorrow in his heart.