Konoha: Opening Binding Namikaze Minato

Seeing Tsunade's helpless expression, Matt Dai scratched his head with a sneer on his face.

For a moment, Matt Dai didn't know what to say. Today was the first time that he had such close contact with the top brass of Konoha and the Hokage.

In addition, Tsunade never said why she took him to the training ground, which made him feel a little uneasy.

Could it be that they want to see my taijutsu? No way? My strength is so poor, so why not bother the Yondaime to come here in person?

Just as Matt was thinking wildly, Tsunade suddenly asked: "How old is the child? Where is his mother?"

"It's been four or five months. As for his mother...because of her weak constitution, she died after giving birth to Kai." When Matt Dai initially answered, his mood was normal, but when it came to the child's mother, his

My mood dropped instantly.

Seeing this, Tsunade quickly apologized: "Sorry, I didn't know..."

Matt Dai kept waving his hands: "It's okay, it's okay, no need to apologize, I know you didn't mean it, Fourth Generation."

After a moment of silence, Tsunade said again: "Is this child's name Kai? Met Kai?"

Matt Dai nodded frequently: "Yes, yes, it's called Matt Kai."

Tsunade glanced at Metkai, who was being held in Methay's arms, and said, "That's a good name. I believe he will definitely be an outstanding ninja in the future."

"Hahaha, I hope so. Don't be like me again, with no ninjutsu talent." Hearing Tsunade's affirmation, Mattei scratched his head and laughed heartily.

In this way, the two of them arrived at the seventh training ground while chatting.

During this period, Tsunade also hugged Metkai, who was only a few months old.

Don't think that just because Tsunade has never given birth, you think she can't hold a baby. In fact, she is quite familiar with it. Not to mention that she hugged a rope tree when she was a child, she also learned this knowledge later when she learned medical ninjutsu.

It can even be said that Tsunade's posture when holding her child is much more standard than that of Matt Dai, a new father.

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"Wow wow wow..."

Metkai, who had been quiet for a while, suddenly burst into tears again, not sure if it was because he left Tsunade's arms.

Look at the hungry children, they are all starving.

At this moment, Yanmen finally appeared with a baby bottle, "I heard the little guy crying again from all the way. Let's feed him quickly."

"Thank you, Mr. Yanmen!" Matt Dai was so moved that he almost cried.

Yanmen waved his hand and asked him to concentrate on feeding the child.

Then Matedai ​​found a wooden block and placed Matkai on it, and then began to breastfeed.

Tsunade walked up to Yanmen and asked curiously: "Where did you get it? How long did it take you to go there?"

Enmon smiled bitterly, "Tsunade-sensei, I don't have any children at home, so I thought about where to get him for a while. Then I thought that Sakumo-senpai had just given birth to a son not long ago, so I had an idea and asked them to have a son.

Gone."

Tsunade was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and couldn't help but ask: "Isn't the bottle you brought back milk powder?"

Yanmen touched his nose awkwardly and said, "Uh, no."

Tsunade suddenly couldn't laugh or cry and said, "You're not afraid that Kakashi doesn't have enough to eat."

Yanmen waved his hand indifferently and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter. I'll just calculate it. Kakashi and Kai will become good friends in the future, so this little milk is nothing."

"Uh..." Tsunade was speechless.

Then Yanmen said in a very desperate manner: "It's a pity that Tsunade-sensei you didn't have a child, otherwise yours would have been enough."

After saying this, Yanmen regretted it. He covered his mouth and disappeared in an instant.

As soon as his front legs disappeared, the place where his back legs were standing was shattered by a huge force, causing a large area of ​​the ground to collapse.

Matt Dai, who didn't know what was happening on the other side, immediately picked up Kai and ran to the side, shouting: "No, the enemy is attacking!"

Just halfway through, Matt Dai suddenly stopped and his face changed, "No, the Yondaime is still there!"

Looking at his son who was frightened by the roar just now and crying loudly in his arms, Matt Dai hesitated. He had his son on one side and the Hokage on the other. What should he do?

Just when Matt Dai was extremely entangled, Yanmen's figure reappeared.

At this time, Yanmen did not dare to get too close to Tsunade. He shouted to Tsunade from a distance: "Tsunade-sensei, don't be excited, don't be excited. If you have something to say, don't do anything! I was wrong, I know I was wrong!

"

Really, Yanmen didn't know why he wanted to die just now, so he accidentally said what was in his heart.

It feels like...expansion, yes, expansion!

Ever since Yanmen's strength surpassed Tsunade's, he began to swell, and he would commit suicide in front of Tsunade whenever he had nothing to do.

But every time he tried to commit suicide, he was particularly scared. After all, Tsunade's attacks were not serious or serious. If one mistake was made, half of his life would be lost. Yanmen did not dare to take risks.

Over there, Tsunade had a dark face and said nothing. Now she was ashamed and angry inside. What did Yanmen say just now? What is it that it is a pity that she did not give birth to a child, otherwise she would have been enough?

Give birth to a child? Who will she give birth to? She doesn’t even have a boyfriend.

I understand, Yanmen must be laughing at me for being single again. This guy’s skin is itching again. I haven’t even settled the accounts with him the past few times!

Tsunade gritted her teeth and said to Yanmen who was hiding aside: "Yanmen, come here, I have something to tell you."

"No, Tsunade-sensei, if you have anything to say, just say it, I can hear you."

"Don't be afraid, I'm not angry, really!"

Yanmen was unmoved, even a little bit dumbfounded, "Tsunade-sensei, can you not grit your teeth when you lie? Your cheeks are bulging. Also, when can you loosen your fists?"

Not angry? It's a liar, I won't be fooled.

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Matt Dai was confused when he heard the conversation between Tsunade and Yanmen. He looked left and right, but apart from Tsunade and Yanmen, there was no third person in sight.

Hey, where are the enemies? Have they been dealt with?

Matt Dai was secretly frightened. He was so fast. He was worthy of Hokage-sama and Yanmen-sama. I was really far behind. I thought...

Just when Matt was thinking, the crying in his ears brought him back to reality, and then he put the nipple on the bottle into Kai's mouth.

When he ran away just now, Matt Dai didn't forget to take the bottle with him.

Then Mattei ran towards Tsunade and shouted: "Yondaime, have all the enemies been eliminated? Do you want me to notify the ANBU?"

Enemy? Where did the enemy come from?

Tsunade was stunned for a moment after hearing this, but she quickly came to her senses and said with a forced smile: "Dai, you misunderstood, there are no enemies, it was just Yanmen and I joking."

Matt Dai was dumbfounded. He looked at the messy land and swallowed, "Is this just...a joke?"

Well, I have long heard that the Yondaime is particularly violent. I thought it was just hearsay, but now it seems that the rumors are true!

Then Matedai ​​lowered his head and did not dare to speak anymore, for fear that Tsunade would also make a joke to him and be beaten to death, right?

Because Matt Dai's appearance reminded Tsunade of the business, she slowly loosened her fists and shouted to Yanmen: "Come here, there are business matters to be done."

"Oh oh."

Seeing that Tsunade's expression didn't seem to be fake, Yanmen ran back, but he still kept a certain distance from Tsunade to avoid Tsunade's sudden attack!

Tsunade rolled her eyes and didn't care about Yanmen. She also knew that if she had the chance, she would definitely punch Yanmen. Now that Yanmen was so guarded against her, there was obviously no chance.

Then Tsunade said again: "What should we do now? Should you take action or should I take action?"

Because Enmon and Tsunade were very strong in the Shunmaitai at the beginning, Tsunade was not prepared to let other jounin take action, but thought about herself or Enmon taking action.

However, Yanmen didn't think so. He rolled his eyes and said with a bad smile, "I have a candidate."

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, then the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, "Isn't the person you're talking about Jiraiya?"

Yanmen nodded cheerfully: "Yes, I think Jiraiya-senpai is idle all day long, why not find something for him to do."

"Furthermore, Jiraiya-senpai is not bad at taijutsu and has high attainments in ninjutsu. It is perfect for him to take action."

Yanmen said with a "sincere" look.

Without waiting for Tsunade to answer, Yanmen said: "That's what I think. I'll bring him here now."

After saying that, Yanmen left directly.

Kagura's eyes open.

Soon, Yanmen saw a sneaky figure outside a women's bathhouse in the west of the village, and he was about to climb onto the roof.

Yanmen suddenly stopped and then left quietly.

The camera turned, and Yanmen returned to the seventh training ground. As soon as he came up, he said righteously: "Tsunade-sensei, I am reporting that someone is peeping in the women's bathhouse!"

Tsunade subconsciously said: "Jiraiya?"

"right!"

"Where is he?"

"I'll take you there, but Tsunade-sensei, you have to be gentler for a while, Matt is still going to need his help here."

At this time, Yanmen was no longer a human being, so he just wanted to complain. He planned to take Tsunade there, and after that, he pretended to ask Tsunade to be gentle, and he also didn't forget to let Jiraiya and Matt Dai fight.

Tsunade looked angry: "Stop talking nonsense and take me there quickly!"

"Okay, okay."

Without saying a word, Yanmen directly grabbed Tsunade's hand, then told Metadai not to leave, and then left with Tsunade.

Matt Dai stood on the messy seventh training ground, a breeze blew by, and he felt a little messy at this time.

What are you talking about? One moment, he said that Jiraiya would fight with him, the next moment, he said that Jiraiya was peeping into the women's bathhouse, and the next moment, the person disappeared again. It was a mess.

However, seeing his son drinking milk in large gulps, Matt Dai's mood calmed down again.

Never mind them, let’s feed our son first.

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the other side.

Jiraiya was lying on the roof looking at the bathhouse below, his eyes turned into love shapes, and he kept muttering: "This is good, this is good... Oh my god, this is so amazing, suck..."

…”

Suddenly, Jiraiya felt his nose feel hot, as if something was leaking out. He stretched out his hand to wipe it.

Oh, it turned out to be a nosebleed, no big deal.

Then he continued to stare down, with a pig-like smile on his face.

But the good times didn't last long, and suddenly a familiar loud shout came, frightening Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya!!!"

"You dare to peek into the women's bathhouse! You old gangster, go to hell!"

"No, I'm not peeping, I'm taking... ah..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiraiya was punched on the ground. A large section of the wall outside the women's bathhouse collapsed. In the smoke, Yanmen saw many white things.

Touching his itchy nose, Yanmen didn't know how to complain for a moment, Tsunade-sensei, Jiraiya is just peeping by himself, but you are inviting us to watch together.

Let me tell you first, I didn’t want to see this, you showed it to me yourself.

Even though he said this, his eyes never left.

At the same time, when they saw the wall suddenly collapse, the people in the bathhouse immediately became confused and screamed. They all ran out of the pool and hid. If you have clothes, use them. If you can block it, do it.

.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... so exciting."

Yanmen nodded frequently.

The screams around her also reached Tsunade's ears. She glanced around her, and her furious mood instantly cooled down. She suddenly realized that she was in trouble, so she didn't dare to stay. She mentioned the half-dead Jiraiya and ran away.

.

But no matter what, let's leave the scene of the crime first. She didn't want to hear news like "Hokage smashed into a women's bathhouse in anger".

Tsunade left, and Yanmen naturally didn't stay, uh, well, mainly because everyone inside had almost fled, and there was nothing left to see.

In this way, Tsunade dragged Jiraiya all the way to the seventh training ground, Yanmon followed closely behind.

Be sure not to get too close at this time to avoid getting angry.

But sometimes you just get what you're afraid of. Tsunade in front suddenly stopped and turned around and asked: "Yanmen, did you see something you shouldn't have seen just now?"

"No, absolutely not. When the wall collapsed, I turned around immediately and saw nothing." Yanmen shook his head decisively, without even a second of hesitation.

Tsunade seemed quite satisfied after hearing this. She nodded and said, "You are very good."

But then she added: "You must never imitate Jiraiya in the future, otherwise I will break your legs, um, the middle one."

Yanmen's whole body trembled, he immediately clamped his legs and shook his head: "Tsunade-sensei, don't worry, something like that will never happen, I promise!"

"Well," Tsunade nodded with satisfaction, and added: "By the way, I would like to warn your brother, let him stay away from Jiraiya when he is fine, especially not to learn some of Jiraiya's bad habits. If he is willing, I will

You can ask Orochimaru to teach him. As Jiraiya said...it's still the same, have less contact with him to avoid getting worse."

"My Thousand Hands Clan will never allow such a person to appear!"

Glancing at the half-dead Jiraiya, Yanmon nodded quickly, "I understand, I will tell him."

"Okay, come and treat Jiraiya. I get angry when I see him now, and I can't wait to punch him again."

"……good!"

Enmon was also afraid that Tsunade would really kill Jiraiya, so he quickly took Jiraiya from Tsunade's hands.

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