Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Today is a sunny day. Although it is February, the sun is still scorching. People want to take off some clothes, like the person next to me.

"well!"

Mao Yue Xiyan wiped the sweat from her forehead, looked at the man in green who just ran over, and said to herself.

"When will I be able to be as energetic as Metkai every day?"

"Morning~"

Suddenly, a voice that was not full of breath came from my ears. When I looked for the sound, I saw Hinata Huahua walking towards me with a pale face.

The white pupils and white cheeks make him look like a ghost.

Seeing the half-dead look of her teammate, Uoyue Xiyan shuddered secretly, then she raised her hand and said hello to him as needed.

"Morning, Huahua!"

"You're not in good spirits either!"

Seeing that Xi Yan's face was also pale, Hinata Huahua bared her teeth and smiled bitterly.

"I hope there won't be any more accidents today."

"Yes, I have been lying in bed for two days. For the other students who graduated early, some teams have completed two missions, and some have even completed three D-level missions."

“Three in two days??”

The familiar male voice instantly interrupted the conversation between the two of them. They turned their heads and looked behind them at the same time. When they saw that the person coming was their instructor, they began to pray in their hearts.

[I hope nothing will happen again today. We don’t want to learn any knowledge, and we don’t want to lie at home all the time.]

Naturally, Feiniao couldn't tell what they were thinking, but seeing the lingering clouds on their faces, he put his hands on their shoulders and said proudly.

"Xiyan, Huahua, have you ever heard of the Konoha legend that you can do ten in a day?"

Hearing this, the pupils of the two people shrank suddenly. They looked at each other in shock, and at the same time, they thought of the recent rumors in the village.

According to rumors, because two major events have happened in the village recently that can affect the situation of the ninja world, many villagers who work outside have returned to the village, just to witness the fourth generation Hokage's elegance when he ascended the throne and got married.

Then, there is a middle-aged couple who may not have seen each other for a long time, causing them to secretly "perform tasks" at night while their children are sleeping.

According to the gossip aunts in the village, ten times a day

? ? ? ?

The pale faces of the two people turned red instantly, and they lowered their heads and stared at the ground, as if there was some treasure on the ground.

Uchiha Asuka lowered his head and glanced at the ground. After seeing that there was no treasure, he took out his hands from his pockets and placed them on their foreheads, preparing to check whether they were sick again.

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

Two sharp screams instantly cut through the tranquility of the park. Looking at the students who all took two steps back, Asuka's hands froze in mid-air.

He smiled and took back his hands, then looked up at the sparrows flying in the sky, sighing inwardly.

[This student is so difficult to take with me. What the hell are you doing? You actually protect your chest with your hands and are even ready to escape. 】

"Sorry, teacher, I'm late!"

Iruka ran panting from a distance, breaking the awkward atmosphere.

He put his hands on his knees, gasping for air, while bending over and apologizing to Asuka.

After a while, Iruka didn't even hear Asuka asking why he was late, and his heart suddenly pounded.

The teacher wouldn't intentionally punish himself, right?

Thinking of this, he quickly raised his head and looked at where Asuka was standing, ready to take the initiative to tell the reason why he was late.

"old."

Looking at the flying bird squatting on the ground, drawing circles with dead branches, Iruka blinked blankly, then his eyes fell on his two teammates, and he said in surprise.

"Teacher, what's wrong? Why do you look so constipated?"

"snort!"

Hinata Huahua snorted coldly, she pulled Iruka to her side, pointed at the flying bird sitting on the ground drawing circles, and said with a look of disgust.

"Iruka has just arrived, you don't know the situation here.

Just now, he actually wanted to tell "that kind of" gossip to Xiyan and me with a proud look on his face.

Is this something a teacher can say? "

? ? ?

Iruka looked at Asuka in confusion, then turned to look at his companion, wondering.

"What kind of gossip?"

Hearing this, Hinata Huahua suddenly became a little angry. She gritted her teeth and looked at Asuka, her cheeks turned into buns due to anger, and muttered.

"That's it, the one who said ten times a day in Konoha legend. Doing ten in one day, isn't it something to be proud of? Even if it is something to be proud of, it cannot be done in front of two girls. Say it."

After saying that, she kicked the stone on the ground. Didn't everyone say that the Uchiha family was very cold? Where did such lustful Uchiha come from?

Ten a day? ? ?

Iruka held his chin with one hand, a thoughtful expression on his face, and said slowly.

“Isn’t ten a day something to be proud of??

While I was lying at home, I investigated our instructor.

Teacher, it is said that he has performed 17 S-level missions, 169 A-level missions, 287 B-level missions, 334 C-level missions, and a terrifying 3078 D-level missions.

That 10 D-level missions a day was a record set by the teacher when he was seven years old. "

"A lot. How much?"

After hearing the number 3078, Hinata Flowey's voice instantly increased a few degrees. She looked at Iruka in disbelief and said in a sharp voice.

"Iruka, how much did you say??"

Iruka sniffed, and he turned to face Asuka with an adoring tone.

"3078, Konoha's D-level mission maniac. Later, the village added a strange rule for this. Except for the leading jounin, the other jounin cannot receive D-level information in any way, and will be punished every time.

Later, our instructor took the risk of losing money and went to pay the fine in his own body, disguised himself as a clone and went to take over the task, but this incident did not last long.

It is said that it was because a certain "messenger of justice" reported that the teacher was disrupting the mission market and accepting missions at a loss. Then the Third Hokage arranged for several people from the Hyuga clan to be at the mission office and blacklisted the teacher before giving up. "

"turn out to be."

Hinata Huahua looked at Asuka who looked a little depressed and murmured.

"Is this what he said ten times a day?"

"What else?"

Iruka glanced at his companions strangely. Sometimes he really couldn't figure out what was going on in these guys' heads. When he was in school, he listened to the gossip among female classmates, and it was just gossip.

"Teacher, I'm sorry!"

Hinata Huahua took Uoyuki Xiyan and came behind Asuka. They looked at the circles drawn on the ground and felt a little ashamed.

"We misunderstood what the teacher meant."

Snapped! Snapped!

Asuka dropped the branch, he stood up and clapped his hands, seeing the two of them staring at the ground with apologetic expressions, saying indifferently.

"I'm not such a narrow-minded person. When you perform your mission in the future, if the mission fails due to your menstrual period, the teacher can temporarily perform surgery to help you modify your body structure.

When you get married and no longer want children, you can also ask a teacher to help you get a sterilization operation or something.

Even you."

Before he finished speaking, Feiniao curled his lips as he looked at the two shivering people. He rubbed their hair vigorously and smiled.

"I really can't help but tease you. I'm just teasing you."

"Then that teacher is sorry."

"I'm really teasing you, let's go!"

After saying that, Feiniao pulled the three of them straight to the place where they received the mission.

He first learned to become a medical ninja. In addition to mixing Yin and Yang, his other purpose was to follow Uchiha Mikoto and Uchiha Fugaku.

Uchiha Mikoto and Uchiha Fugaku were two devils. If they hadn't found a suitable opportunity to strike, Uchiha Itachi would never have been able to give birth.

It's a pity. I don't know if Uchiha Mikoto will let me help her get a sterilization or Uchiha Fugaku's circumcision.

After the four people arrived at the mission, the smile on Asuka's face instantly disappeared. He looked at the Hyuga tribesman sitting on the chair and raised his eyebrows.

"I am coming again."

Um? ?

Listening to this somewhat familiar voice, the Hyuga tribesman raised his head and looked at Asuka's appearance and the Uchiha clan pattern on his body. After blinking, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in his mind.

"Uchiha Asuka?"

"Uh-huh!"

Seeing that the other party kept nodding towards him, the Hyuga tribe member sniffed and frowned.

"You know, there are only missions C and D here. S/A/B need to go to Hokage-sama."

"Well~"

Asuka put his arms around his three students. He half-bent and placed his chin on the top of Uoyue Xiyan's head, smelling the unknown fragrance and grinning.

"I'm a teacher now. Please take out the task list and let me pick it out."

? ? ?

Only then did he realize that Uchiha Asuka didn't come alone, he had three children with him.

"How embarrassing!"

Seeing the doubtful looks in the eyes of her family members, Hinata Huahua nodded with an embarrassed smile on her face.

My teacher doesn't seem very likable.

"Bring it to you!"

"well?"

Snatching the task list from the hand of the Hyuga tribesman, Asuka picked his nose while looking at the tasks on it.

Investigate the whereabouts of pets, conduct investigation, pick up trash, find pets, help dig sweet potatoes, and take care of children

Still the same old thing.

After looking at it for a while, he reached out and pointed out a few tasks on it and said casually.

"There are five tasks to investigate the whereabouts of pet cats, five tasks to find pets, and no tasks to find dogs. I have hated dogs in the past two years.

In addition, there are three tasks to pick up garbage, forget about taking care of children, I hate children running around everywhere.

Give me this character investigation as well."

"teacher!"

Just as Asuka was about to continue choosing tasks, he felt someone poking his thigh. When he looked down, he saw Uoyuki Xiyan looking up at him with an anxious expression.

"Just say what you want to say, don't look like you're hesitating to say something."

“Teacher, enough is enough, enough is enough, enough is enough.

Don't answer, it's too many.

We are not here to purchase goods, there is no need to buy so many at once. "

Asuka blinked, his eyes fell on the Hyuga tribesmen at the mission, and he said in a puzzled tone.

"Is it much?"

"Ah!"

The Hyuga tribesman looked at Asuka's innocent expression and sneered. He bent down and took out the mission scroll from the ground, placed it heavily on the table, and gritted his teeth.

"Uchiha Asuka, every time you come here to take on a mission, you make me feel like a store owner."

"Thanks!"

Putting all the mission scrolls to the three little birds, Asuka smiled and waved to each other and the ninjas around him, and then left here.

"Gulu!"

A ninja next to him looked at the four guys leaving with a bunch of mission scrolls, swallowed subconsciously, and said in confusion.

"Why can they take on more than 10 tasks at once??"

"That guy is Asuka Uchiha."

"What's up with him?"

"Back then, the mission office had only three rules, but since that guy became a ninja, the mission office's rules have increased to eleven.

Eight of them were because of that guy. "