Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Chapter 167 Miqin, if you dare to hit me, you can go out.

"The villagers monitored the whole process and didn't do anything extraordinary. Fugaku and I just changed to a quieter place to drink.

Although Jiraiya has been a prodigal in his life, he still underestimated me, Toad Sage, by asking me to go to that place to have sex as a couple the day after the village was hit by a disaster. "

As soon as Feifei regained consciousness, he heard a defensive voice coming from his ear.

This voice is still somewhat familiar.

It saw Ryoichi and Asuka both stopped, their eyes fixed on the excitement beside them, and the expressions on their faces were exactly the same as those of the gossip-loving aunts.

Xun Sheng looked to the side and saw three people standing in the middle of the crowd.

Jiraiya kept gesticulating with his hands, trying his best to describe what happened last night.

Uchiha Fugaku stood aside expressionlessly, and the paleness after a hangover appeared on his face, but his eyes clearly conveyed a few words, "He is right."

In contrast, Uchiha Mikoto was wearing a Jonin vest, her eyes were bloodshot, and she was obviously overtired.

While she listened to Jiraiya's defense, her eyes were fixed on Fugaku.

"What's going on here?

Jiraiya and your clan leader wouldn't really do something like that, would they? "

After hearing Fei Fei's question, Feiniao looked at the three people surrounded by the crowd and gloated.

"If they really do it, they definitely didn't do it. If they can really do something like that, they would be underestimating these two people.

It is said that [Jiraiya] just said that the two of them just changed places to drink yesterday, and then gave some tips to the waiters who brought the drinks. After all, those were villagers who came here to work part-time to make money to support their families. "

Thinking of the service staff who did not provide any services, Fei Fei looked at the angry Miqin again, with a humanized look of doubt on his face, and asked.

"Then why does she look angry?"

"Tsk~"

Asuka crossed his arms, stood on tiptoes and looked inside with a good look on his face, and continued.

“The tip is too much.

The head of the family has been hospitalized in the past few days. The Noda family is only managed by Mikoto-sama, who is somewhat exhausted physically and mentally.

Captain Fugaku has been a little confused these past two days and doesn't care much about his family's affairs.

As soon as she walked out of the house this morning, she heard her clan members talking about the money that Chief Fugaku had spent all night.

After Mikoto-sama asked about the situation, she exploded on the spot.

You also know that the losses suffered by the family are no less than those outside. Now Ms. Mikoto is worried about the family's financial deficit every day.

One tries his best to increase revenue and reduce expenditure, while the other does not regard money as money and just throws money away. "

Hearing this, Orange Cat looked at the three people in the venue and agreed very much.

"It's really too much. I haven't settled the matter at home yet, so I went to the pub to spread money to others."

As soon as she finished speaking, Uchiha Mikoto seemed to hear something. She immediately turned her head to look at where Asuka was, and her eyes seemed to have more red bloodshot eyes.

"Asuka." It scratched Asuka's hair, then stared back into the field, pouting, "She stared at me."

Hearing this, he took out five stacks of coins with the largest face value from his arms, stuffed them into Fei Fei's arms, and whispered.

“You will also suffer a loss if you stare back.

Killing people will destroy your heart, do you understand?

The money donated by the dignified patriarch’s family is not enough for a cat, so this marriage is not worth it.”

The orange cat smacked his mouth, took the money from Asuka, and said hesitantly.

"What if she gets so angry that she beats me up?"

"How is that possible?" Asuka raised her eyelids and looked at the top of her head, saying with certainty, "She dares to beat you up, the person who donated the most. Do you believe that the price of food will go up when Miqin goes out?"

"Yes." The orange cat's eyes became brighter and brighter. It clapped its two paws, and a humanized look appeared on its face. "If she dares to hit me today, the villagers will definitely stand here and curse her for cooking. It will stick to the pan.”

"You finally understand."

Asuka gave it an encouraging look, then pushed Ryoichi and walked forward.

"well!"

After Mikoto sent the drunk Fugaku home, she sighed softly in her heart and lowered her head all the way to her temporary office.

In the past, the family finances were in charge of the elder. Now that the elder is lying in the hospital, this burden falls on her.

After she looked through those account books, she realized that the Uchiha clan did not have much money, and the damage to the clan was extremely serious this time. It was unrealistic to expect the village to rescue them, so they could only save themselves.

Muttering the word "self-rescue", Mikoto thought of Itachi who was currently coaxing Sasuke, and finally felt better.

Itachi is a worry-free child who knows how to help her with some things within his power.

"Cough~"

At this time, a light cough came from the front, interrupting Mikoto's memories. She looked at the cat squatting at the door of her office, and the smile that she had just shown froze on her face again.

Uchiha Asuka's cat?

Thinking of the existence of this cat among the group of people who were watching the fun just now, Uchiha Mikoto took a deep breath and said calmly.

"What are you doing here?"

"Looking for you." Fei Fei stood up and circled her twice, then looked up at Mikoto's unhappy face and continued, "Although I am a cat, I also have a heart that wants to be for Uchiha. The family’s heart to contribute.”

Seeing that the cat didn't look like he was amusing himself, Uchiha Mikoto frowned and said in confusion.

"How do you want to contribute?"

"Ha~" Fei Fei chuckled, then took out a stack of coins from the small bag on his back and shook it in the air, "Money can solve 99% of the problems. The remaining problems require more money."

As it spoke, it took out four more wads of money from the small bag and continued.

"Hurry up and let me go through the process. I also want to learn from the single nobleman Jiraiya-sama's behavior of throwing coins.

This is a libertine like Lord Jiraiya. Generally, men with a family background are not very capable of doing this kind of thing. "

Upon hearing these words, Mikoto's face instantly turned red with anger.

She stood there, clenching her hands into fists, as if she was trying to control her emotions. She felt her heart beating wildly and her body shaking involuntarily.

This fat cat is definitely making a fool of himself.

definitely is.

This fat cat is exactly like a flying bird, with no virtue at all.

"Huh~"

After standing there for a long time, Uchiha Mikoto looked at the five thick wads of money in Fat Cat's hand, and thought of the family's not-so-rich bills. She gently gritted her teeth and squeezed out a few words from between her teeth.

"Come in with me!"

"Name of donor?"

"Mikoto-sama, you know."

“Why did you donate?”

“I just want to experience the feeling of throwing coins.”

"Then do you have any requirements on the whereabouts of the funds after donation?"

"Just don't spend it on yourself."

boom!

Uchiha Mikoto slapped the pen on the table. She could feel that her mood was becoming more and more irritable, and her anger was getting stronger and stronger.

She even felt her forehead heating up and the pen in her hand becoming heavy.

Now she fully understood how Fugaku felt.

These guys in the family, whether they are animals or humans, are all mentally ill and none of them are normal.

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became a little awkward.

After being silent for a long time again, Mikoto looked up at the orange cat licking its fur, slowly suppressed the anger in her heart, and continued.

"Now I solemnly inform you that your donation amount ranks first in the family."

"What about the second one?"

"Uchiha Asuka."

As if he didn't hear the sound of Uchiha Mikoto gritting his teeth, the orange cat asked while licking his fur.

"What about third?"

Uchiha Mikoto's heart tightened, and an uneasy premonition came over her. She glanced down at the donation record list and said hesitantly:

"Concubine's net worth."

Hearing this, the orange cat raised his head, a flash of light flashed in his eyes, and sighed.

"Mikoto-sama, your family doesn't donate much."

Uchiha Mikoto's face darkened, and after taking a few deep breaths, she explained.

"Because of the new baby, the family has a lot of money to spend."

“Mikoto-sama, your marriage is simply lowering your quality of life.

Look at the single aristocrats Ben Meow and Asuka, they have so much money that they can’t spend it all.”

Hearing the other party mention Uchiha Asuka again, Mikoto instantly stood up and came to the orange cat, her eyes fixed on its cheek, and her breathing quickened slightly.

"What do you want to say?"

Seeing that she was getting closer and closer to him, and even her breath hit the hair that she had just combed, the orange cat stretched out its paw and pressed it on Uchiha Mikoto's nose, signaling her to stop getting closer.

Immediately afterwards, I heard it imitating the tone of a flying bird and shaking its head.

"Why are you getting married?"

Uh-huh!

The next moment, Uchiha Mikoto suddenly reached out and grabbed the orange cat's tail.

After realizing that its tail was held in Mikoto's hand, its heart skipped a beat, but its expression remained calm.

"Mikoto-sama, if you dare to hit me today, the price of food will go up when you go out."

"you"

Uchiha Mikoto took a deep breath for a long time, and then thought about the scene in the future when the price of food went up when she went out to buy food. She slowly let go of the orange cat's tail, stroked the hair on the orange cat's back with one hand, then lowered her head and looked directly into the other person's eyes, and her tone returned to her usual tone. dull.

"Fei Fei, you and Mr. Asuka have learned bad things.

Now I am almost mad at you, are you satisfied? "

"I'm sorry!" The orange cat lowered his head and said apologetically, then pointed at his head with his paw and said, "The main reason is that there is someone in my head who misses you, and she asked me to come over and see how you are doing. .”

Hearing this insane speech, Uchiha Mikoto glanced at the orange cat, took a deep breath and said.

"It's been good, really good, really. really good."