Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"This is the first clan meeting since Nine-Tails Night!"

At this time, on the road in the distance, a woman led the bouncing little shota and walked slowly forward. After a while, they looked up at the majestic Nanga Shrine in front of them and took a deep breath. tone.

"Mother!"

Xiao Zhengtai held the woman's hand tightly and asked puzzledly, "Isn't father coming to the clan meeting?"

The woman frowned tightly. She looked at the tribesmen who were maintaining order outside and said softly, "Duanzo came to discuss something with your father."

"It seems that Lord Danzo has been relieved of his duties, right?"

Hearing this, the woman nodded, with a flash of sadness on her face.

Danzo's position was indeed relieved, but for some reason she didn't feel relaxed at all, and even felt a little uneasy. After Danzo learned that the first generation had returned to serve as Hokage, his temperament had changed slightly, and he had become worse than before. It was cold and even more uncomfortable.

well!

Sighing softly in her heart, she shook these things that were troubling her out of her mind, and then took Little Shota's hand and came to the entrance of Nanga Shrine.

"Mikoto-sama!!"

After gently responding to the people around her, Mikoto took Itachi's hand and pushed open the closed door of the room in front of her.

Squeak!

Phew~

In an instant, a wave of heat surged out from inside, causing the mother and son to take a step back.

"Hahaha~ Although Uchiha does not serve as Hokage, I am happy."

"Indeed (sucking), you haven't seen Danzo's ugly expression in the past two days."

"Now you guys who are close to the village have a better time. The Shodaime is resurrected."

Hearing the lively chatter inside, the mother and son standing outside the door rubbed their sore eyes at the same time, and then looked into the secret room.

I saw three groups of people sitting in the room. The distance between them was clear. From a distance, you could tell who was with whom. Sitting in the front row were a group of white-haired old men and a young man with black hair.

Taking a deep breath of fresh air, Mikoto led Itachi slowly into this secret room full of strange smells.

It's no wonder that Fugaku doesn't like to come to meetings, the smell here is too great.

Holding back the turbulent feeling in her stomach, Uchiha Mikoto led Itachi to the top position, then knelt down on it and glanced down at the group of eating and drinking tribesmen below.

It can be seen from the expressions on their faces that the clan members are very happy now.

"Mikoto-sama!!"

After this group of people greeted him one after another, the happy atmosphere in the room instantly changed to a different look.

Uchiha Mikoto looked blankly at the group of tribesmen who were very happy just now, but now looked extremely serious, and couldn't help but murmur in her heart.

"well!"

The Great Elder Uchiha stood up, wiped the oil and water from his mouth, nodded to Mikoto, turned to look at his jounin, and spoke slowly in an old voice.

"We Uchiha, fighting for the position of Hokage, failed again."

Hearing this, the tribesmen below immediately nodded their heads one by one, with expressions on their faces showing neither sadness nor joy.

Um?

She was stunned at this strange situation, her eyes swept across the group of old men, and finally landed on Uchiha Asuka. After staring at his handsome face for a while, Mikoto frowned slightly.

As far as she knew, Uchiha did not compete for the position of Hokage at all this time. If anything, Uchiha Asuka should have competed for it, but it was only verbal.

Why did it fail?

"well!"

The great elder sighed fiercely. He smacked his mouth and tasted the sour beans he had just eaten, with some aftertaste, "Those ninjas are really too wary of us.

Yes, the stronger the Sharingan, the stronger our own hatred, but aliens like Little Asuka"

Feiniao, who was eating his rice noodles, made a move. He looked up at the great elder and said dissatisfiedly.

"Old man, I'm a normal person."

"Well, who does a normal person like Xiao Asuka hate? He doesn't hate anyone. He even saved lives and injured for more than ten years. But the moment he proposed that he be Hokage and got the daimyo's consent, look at the reaction of the villagers. , it’s really chilling.”

The old man got angrier and angrier as he talked, and finally he simply sat cross-legged on the ground, with his hands on the ground, and continued with a broken face, "It's time to discuss how Uchiha can produce a Hokage."

Peng!

The loud banging sound on the table startled Mikoto. She looked around and saw an Uchiha with white hair and beard and wrinkles standing up.

The old man glared at Uchiha Mikoto, who was sitting at the head of the table, and the group of elderly Uchiha men around him. His voice became much shriller due to his own excitement.

“At the beginning, Senju Hashirama personally handed over his position of Hokage to Senju Tobirama, and then due to the death of Uchiha Kagami, the position of the Third Hokage, we watched helplessly as it fell to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

The position of the Fourth Hokage became Namikaze Minato again, and then, the position of Konoha Hokage changed back to Senju Hashirama.

This is a cycle.

It’s time for us to secure second place and fight for third place and fourth place.

Decades have passed and I haven't even touched the Hokage's chair once.

I hope you won't disappoint me this time. The position of the Second Hokage. Bah. The position of the Fifth Hokage must belong to Uchiha. "

After a while, he saw that all the old men around him were looking at the ceiling or the floor, and no one looked at him. The old man became angry instantly.

"Why, do you still want to watch Senju Hashirama give up the position of Fifth Hokage to her granddaughter?"

Suck!

Uchiha Asuka took a sip of noodles, looked at the angry old man, and muttered.

"It's very possible that although the old lady Tsunade is old, she is only 38 this year. Judging from her appearance, it will not be a problem to live for decades. Senju Hashirama will most likely give up the position of Hokage to him by then. granddaughter."

Peng!

The old man patted the table again and said dissatisfiedly.

"I don't care, even if Senju Hashirama gives up the position of Hokage to Tsunade, it can only be given to Uchiha Tsunade. Since we can't change the fate of Uchiha becoming Hokage, then we will change Tsunade's fate."

As soon as he finished speaking, the atmosphere in the room instantly became quiet.

Asuka stopped eating. The distracted Uchiha jounin also came to their senses at this time. They frowned one by one and glanced at Uchiha Mikoto who was sitting in the front seat intentionally or unintentionally.

Uchiha Tsunade. Uchiha Mikoto.

Peng! !

This time it was Uchiha Mikoto's turn to slam the table. She looked at the blind old man with a cold face and said in a rude tone, "You also want to divorce me and let Fugaku marry Tsunade?"

Seeing the suddenly angry Mikoto, the old man frowned, then pushed back and said.

"Mikoto-sama, it's your business if you want a divorce. I just made a feasible suggestion to turn Tsunade into Uchiha Tsunade. As for how to do it, what does it have to do with me?"

"well!"

Saburo Uchiha sighed softly in his heart, then he forced himself to sit up straight and looked at the grumpy old man with a calm expression.

As the elder of the Uchiha clan, he has seen this kind of thing all too often.

The clan members are not in a very good mental state, and they overreact when encountering unpleasant things. It doesn't matter if they contradict a housewife, they even resist Fugaku.

"Elder Madou, sit down first!"

"I don't!"

Uchiha Madou waved his hand to reject the elder, then he walked up to the old man next door, held his collar with both hands, and gritted his teeth.

"Old guy, you were the one who proposed the idea of ​​guaranteeing two and fighting for three and rushing to four, right?"

The old man looked at the aggressive Uchiha Madou and said calmly.

"That's right!"

Madou nodded and continued.

"Very good, then you should change the "Second Hokage" now. I feel that this time it is very likely that the "Second Hokage" will fall on Tsunade."

The old man took a breath and said casually, "Madou, don't panic, I have a plan."

Hearing this, Madou glanced at Asuka, and then thought about how they would implement the plan of "Senju Hashirama becoming Hokage" this time, and suddenly said angrily.

"Plan your grandpa, we Uchiha are not worthy of talking about plans. If we implement them for half a day, the start will not go as planned."

Wiping the saliva on his face, the old man said calmly.

"My grandfather died when he and Uchiha Madara entered Konoha."

Hearing the quarrel next door, Asuka put his hands on the floor and looked at the ceiling above his head with a speechless expression.

Is it because he has held too many clan meetings that his memory is a little confused now?

He always felt that the scene in front of him seemed familiar.

Also, these old men may have been talking about Naruto for decades, and they have probably been reincarnated countless times.

This episode is really boring! !

Hiccup~hiccup~

As a melodious sound of burping came, Uchiha Asuka looked at Uchiha Mikoto sitting on the stage. He patted his bulging belly, stood up and walked to the middle of the hall, facing Mikoto and the group of elders.

"Elders, stop arguing. I have a way to make the Uchiha clan the fifth Hokage."

Um? ?

As this young voice sounded, the quarreling elders stopped instantly. They all turned to look at Uchiha Asuka standing in the middle of the hall, and each one took a deep breath.

They also felt that they had vaguely seen this scene somewhere.

But I can't remember it for the moment

Um.

In fact, Uchiha Mikoto was also a little curious about the fact that Tsunade became Uchiha Tsunade, but out of the reservedness of the clan leader's wife, she did not ask directly, but looked at Asuka expectantly, wanting to see What suggestions would he make.

"That's what I thought."

After taking in the expressions of the Uchiha clan jounin in the hall, Asuka touched his withered belly, looked up at Uchiha Mikoto, took a deep breath and said.

"Mikoto-sama, should you consider divorce and pursue Tsunade-sama, the current leader of the Mori no Senju clan? Recently, there has been an evil trend in the ninja world, saying that true love is true for the same sex, and the opposite sex is only for reproduction.

As Tsunade-sama, you also know that since she beat her boyfriend to death, no one of the opposite sex can enter her eyes. I suspect that guy’s sexual orientation may have changed."

boom!

next moment.

Everyone in the hall suddenly saw a huge fireball flying towards him, and everyone's cheeks were reddened by the scorching heat.

"You are fooled every year, and it's the same thing every time, Uchiha Asuka, do you really think that I am an idiot?"

"I'm such an idiot. I actually believe that you, a bastard, can give you any reliable advice."

They watched the furious Mikoto appear in front of Asuka and kick her. The jounin collectively took a step back, leaving the center of the field for the two of them, and began to whisper.

"Tsunade-sama really doesn't like the opposite sex?"

"It's possible that Asuka has been in contact with Tsunade for so long, and he must have discovered something."

"Then why do you want the patriarch's wife to divorce and pursue Tsunade?"

"Well, it's possible. It's because..."

One of the tribesmen blinked, looked at the flying bird dodging left and right, then slammed his right fist on his left palm, with a look of surprise on his face, and shouted.

"Tsunade-sama, like Asuka-sama, must also like high-ranking wives!!"

After hearing what her clansmen said, Uchiha Mikoto took offense. After staring at Asuka for a while, she thought of a certain red-haired best friend and narrowed her eyes slightly.

"I actually forgot that this bastard likes wives with high positions. Fighting with him is really a reward for him."

Thinking of this, Uchiha Mikoto picked up Itachi, turned around and left.

The hurried pace seemed like he didn't want to stay here any longer.

nausea! !

Disgusting clan meeting! !

"Ugh~"

Seeing Mikoto retching as soon as she walked out of the gate of the clan association, Uchiha Asuka scratched his head and said in surprise.

"Is this going to give birth to a third child?"