Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The sun rises much later in late autumn than in summer. Just when Asuka stepped into the dilapidated house, the sun slowly emerged from the east. The soft sunlight shone on the roof, making this house look very old. The house turned golden yellow.

The peeling paint on the wall, the old wooden door, and the rotten door frame caused a harsh creaking sound the moment the wooden door was pushed open.

Sunlight enters the house through the window, illuminating this well-lit room.

It is difficult for outsiders to imagine that this house, which looks extremely shabby on the outside, is actually the ANBU headquarters.

ANBU, second floor.

In a room with excellent lighting.

The sun shines warmly on people, making them feel sleepy.

A fat eagle subconsciously spread its wings, rolled its eyes at the livid-faced female human in front of it, and closed its eyes lazily.

From my grandfather's generation, I have been working for this group of people. I eat more and gain weight. It's not like I can't fly. As for me, why are you always making excuses for being fat?

boom!

As a loud sound came, the birds and eagles raised their heads at the same time and looked at the woman in front of them with confused expressions. They didn't understand what resentment this guy was expressing.

Nana Sarutobi glared at the distracted Ichitaka, her chest heaving violently with anger. The moment the ripples landed on the table, some of the teacups placed on it flew away.

"This matter is very important. Please listen carefully, you bastard!"

Ha~

The eagle yawned silently, looked at the guy next to him, and closed his eyes again.

Although it cannot speak human language, it has no problem understanding human language.

Don't you just want to let yourself and the person next to you go to the bear country?

While we are performing our mission, we would like to help you find a "folk remedy" that can help you give birth to children. It is said that "folk remedies" are everywhere there, and there are also fragments of meteorites that fall from the sky. Drinking them can give birth to eight children.

? ? ?

After secretly glancing at the human woman, Fat Eagle couldn't help but roll his eyes.

I can't even make my wife lay eight eggs.

"Asuka!"

At this time, Sarutobi Nanaka's tone suddenly softened. She looked at Asuka standing opposite and begged, "Please, I don't feel safe letting other medical ninjas go over. You are my most trusted subordinate, and so are I." The best ninja in Konoha's medical ninjutsu.

You can definitely tell which “folk remedies” are effective, right? "

Hearing this, the corner of Feiniao's mouth twitched.

No matter in his previous life or now, he has always been skeptical about the "folk remedies" that can give birth to children or sons.

He had encountered a liar before.

The liar opened his shop in the capital of the Fire Nation openly and openly, with a few big words written on it, "Give me 30,000 yuan, and I promise to have a son, or I will refund the money if I don't have a son."

To this day, he still remembers that due to the influence of a certain trend of thought in the ninja world, the business of that shop was extremely prosperous.

At that time, he even planned to give some money and learn something from that private master.

At that time, he had only traveled to the ninja world for a few years, and he didn't know much about it. In addition, he was a medical ninja, so he was very curious about this matter.

The magic of the ninja world made his young mind actually believe that that thing might be real.

Then people went there in the morning and the shops were smashed at night.

"fraud!"

Thinking of the collection of folk remedies that he had found when he smashed the store, Feiniao smashed his mouth and warned.

"Captain, this kind of thing is most likely a liar. It's not like Anbu has never dealt with this kind of thing. We have to believe in science and serious medical ninjutsu."

"Um!"

Sarutobi Nana hummed softly.

She also knew that this matter was very unreliable, but she was very excited when she heard the news about the folk remedy a few days ago.

"There is a probability of more than 80%, and the probability is even higher if you insist on taking it for more than one cycle!"

Because Sarutobi Shinnosuke's recent weird behavior has made her very insecure, she needs to prove it now.

Then, Nanahua bent down, took out a piece of information from under the table, pointed to the big words "Hoshiyakumura" on the information, and explained softly.

"Star Ninja Village is a ninja village located in the Bear Country.

The leader of the village is "Star Shadow", but it is just a self-proclaimed title and has not been recognized by the outside world. There is a meteorite in their village that fell two hundred years ago, so the village is called "Star Ninja Village".

The ninjas in the village will practice around the meteorite that fell from the sky, because the meteorite is radioactive and reacts to chakra. The folk remedy this time is said to be related to the meteorite. "

? ? ?

Asuka was instantly silenced by these words.

As a medical ninja, it was difficult for him to connect [radioactivity] with folk remedies.

Cause genetic mutations and chromosomal abnormalities. It can also damage the central nervous system of the human body and the endocrine system of the human body, which will greatly weaken the body's ability to resist viruses and bacteria.

Serious person, who takes the initiative to approach this thing?

He actually had to take radioactive "folk remedies".

Seeing Nanahua looking at him firmly, Asuka took a deep breath, secretly gave her a thumbs up, then rubbed the eagle's head twice, and spoke.

"Captain, please don't worry.

After I find the radioactive "folk remedy", I'll ask it to be brought back for you. If that doesn't work, I'll steal the meteorite from Star Ninja Village. "

Upon hearing these words, the fat eagle's eyes widened instantly, looking at this human in disbelief.

Although it doesn't know what [radioactivity] is, it does know what the meteorite in Star Ninja Village is.

If animals come into contact with that thing, they will lose their hair! !

Violent!

Nanahua suddenly appeared next to Asuka. She grabbed the eagle that was about to fly away with one hand. Her eyes fell on Asuka and said with a look of relief.

"please!"

As she said that, she looked down at the eagle in her hand, her expression suddenly turned cold, "No. 18, I'm begging you too."

Realizing that the murderous intention was constantly surrounding him, the obese Eagle was shocked and nodded his head crazily, as if receiving this task of making animals shed their hair was a sign of good deeds from his ancestors.

Seeing the insincere anthropomorphic expression on its hawk's head, the bird had a look of disdain in its eyes and whispered.

"Constrain it, restrain it. No. 18, your expression betrays you."

After the eagle blinked in confusion, it turned to look at Asuka who disappeared into the room, and then looked at Nana Sarutobi with a cold face.

Gulu~

Swallowing his saliva carefully, the hawk's stern and sharp eyes were mixed with a lot of flattery.

The next moment, I saw it closing its eyes and rubbing its head against Nana's cheek.

"Violent~"

As soon as he arrived on the street, Asuka heard the miserable howling of an eagle from the room on the top of the building.

After looking up, he clasped his hands behind his head and walked directly out of the village.

"Tsk! Didn't you see that the captain has been very grumpy recently?"

"You're so picky about a task!"

"Captain, too. At least arrange a teammate for me or something. It's not a shameful thing to be unable to have a child, and it's not a shameful thing to find a way to have a child. I've worked in Konoha Hospital for so many years, and infertility is not a shameful thing. I’ve seen a lot of people.”

After muttering for a while, a black figure suddenly attacked the bird.

Uh-huh!

He grabbed the black figure's feet and looked at Fat Eagle, who was covered in high-heeled shoes marks and had a furious look on his face. Asuka couldn't help but smacked his mouth and said.

"I told you not to mess with that old lady."

"Violent~"

With an angry cry, it glanced back at the dilapidated house, turned its head and flapped its wings twice, flew into the air, and began to act as a guard.

next moment.

He saw Asuka biting his thumb, and after making several marks on his hands, he summoned the sleeping civet cat, orange cat, and green snake.

Before he could explain the mission to these guys, several small black dots suddenly appeared on the road in the distance.

After the group of people walked in, Asuka looked at Kakashi who was walking towards him and the puppies following him, raised his arms and greeted them lazily.

"You just came back from a mission, Kakashi!"

Hearing someone calling him in front of him, Kakashi looked down at the ground and slowly raised his eyelids.

After glancing at the orange cat squatting on his head, the tanuki standing on his shoulders, and the Ryūchidō Sage floating back and forth in the air, Kakashi weakly raised his hand and greeted.

"Yes, Asuka, are you preparing to go on a mission?"

"Yeah! The captain didn't arrange any teammates for me." Asuka looked back at the ANBU building and said with some regret.

Thinking of the solo mission he received this time and the problems he encountered during the mission, Kakashi nodded and said tiredly, "Same, you should be more careful when you go out on a mission alone.

I almost didn't come back because I used the Sharingan a few times.

If it weren't for Parker."

Before he finished speaking, a pug dog suddenly walked out. It raised its head and looked at the group of humans and psychic beasts opposite. The previous scenes of cooperation with the birds appeared in its mind, and asked.

"Where are you going? Do you want to bring a sentient dog?"

"Bear Country, Star Ninja Village!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Asuka saw the pug dog crossing over him, shaking his head and saying, "Don't even go to Star Ninja Village, so just eat instant noodles. It's better than losing your hair!"

Who told Kakashi not to make money? Who is a good person who donated all the money? Is the dog dead? "

Are there so many people in Star Ninja Village who hate dogs?

Thinking of the group of star ninjas who used meteorites to practice, Asuka looked back at the thin Parker and curled his lips.

Snapped!

After noticing a tap on his shoulder, Kakashi looked at the buckets of fried chicken that suddenly appeared in his hand. Before he could say anything, Asuka said.

"Don't abuse Parker, he's already lost weight!"

Hearing this, he shrugged his eyes, looked at Parker whose belly was touching the ground, and replied.

"Thanks!"

Just after taking two steps forward, Kakashi blinked his eyes. It took a long time before he made a sound.

"The Hoshi Ninja Village of the Bear Country??? That village seems to be choosing "Shadow" recently, right?"