Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

In the ninja world, the group of people who received the news the fastest, apart from the people involved, were the White Zetsu army who monitored the ninja world.

"hurry up!"

In a brightly lit cave somewhere, there was an indescribable black mass, holding a whip in its hand, which crackled in the air.

"A bunch of lazy idiots, with your copying speed, how long will it take for us to copy before we can earn enough money to rescue our mother?"

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

Three more explosions sounded, and then it looked at Uzumaki Zetsu who was lying on a chair behind him, drinking coconut juice. His eyelids couldn't help but twitch a few times, and he said sadly, "You really know how to enjoy it, hurry up and get to work." "

"Well~ well~ well~ my handwriting is ugly."

Uzumaki Zetsu put down the coconut juice in his hand, looked up and looked ahead, and saw in front of Black Zetsu a huge square that was 400 meters long from north to south and 180 meters wide from east to west.

At this time, there were nearly ten thousand tables on the square, and three or four Bai Jue stood beside each table.

They hold a pen in one hand, press the other hand on the paper, and write something on it.

The sound of the pen tip hitting the table could be heard throughout the square.

clatter! clatter! clatter!

Hearing this pleasant sound, Uzumaki closed his eyes comfortably.

It can feel that a large amount of money is coming towards it now. Most of the money must be left to implement its plan, but it only needs a small part of it to implement its own plan.

When the time comes, I will open a big snack store, and then put a blackboard in front of the store, and I will draw on the blackboard.

No matter what he drew at that time, or whether he added stinky tofu juice or something like that, all he had to do was take out a bag of Bird Country limited edition potato chips, slap them on the faces of the children, and say calmly The last word is "praise!!"

Those children will praise themselves even if they are not conscience-stricken.

Then he took out a bag of dried seafood from the Land of Water and continued.

"Learn with me!!"

Large swaths of students.

Snapped!

After noticing the drool dripping from the corner of Uzumaki Zetsu's mouth, Black Zetsu slapped it on the forehead, snapping it from fantasy back to reality.

It rubbed the big bump that had just risen on its head, looked up at the white Zetsu who were working hard in the distance, and then looked at the fierce-looking Black Zetsu. Uzumaki Zetsu suggested with a look of thinking on his face.

"Actually, I think we can consider machine printing. Compared with manual copying and machine printing, the efficiency is much lower. On the surface, the difference is efficiency and money, but in fact this will greatly delay the implementation of our plan. .”

Hearing that this idiot could actually come up with such a good suggestion, Black Zetsu nodded, then raised his arm and gave it another shot.

Snapped!

"idiot!"

Seeing Uzumaki Zetsu squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, Black Zetsu hugged his chest with his transformed arms and educated him, "This business we do is very hated by people, and it is inevitable that a large number of ninjas will come to investigate this matter.

Machine printing makes too much noise and leaves too many clues. Even buying ink and paper can be easily traced.

If exposed, not being able to make money is a small matter, but not being able to save my mother is a big deal. "

Hearing this, Uzumaki Zetsu looked up, his eyes gradually glowing, and he praised.

"Jue, as expected of you, you are so thoughtful."

Um!

Accepting the other party's compliment, Hei Jue slowly narrowed his eyes and continued, "It's different when hand-copied. Except when we buy pens and paper, we may expose some clues, the rest of the time we hide it perfectly."

"Don't buy it in one place, or you won't expose any clues!"

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

"Really? Jue, I didn't expect our minds to be on the same level."

"Go away, who is on the same level as this idiot?"

After scolding angrily, Hei Jue reached out and took the first issue of the gossip magazine that was about to be published.

【The best in the ninja world】

Hei Jue is very satisfied with the name of this magazine, because it was chosen by itself and has a special meaning.

[Everyone in the ninja world will applaud this issue when they see it.

At that time, its name will surely resound throughout the entire ninja world and reach the moon, allowing mothers to hear about the achievements of their children in the ninja world. 】

When its name is completely resounding throughout the ninja world, it will be time to rescue my mother.

Looking at the drool flowing from the corner of Hei Jue's mouth, the stupid look on his face seemed to be trapped in an illusion.

"well!"

Uzumaki Zetsu sighed in his heart, rubbed his hands, quietly came behind Black Zetsu, raised his hand and touched the back of the opponent's head.

Snapped!

As this crisp sound sounded, Bai Jue's actions in the entire square stopped. They all turned their heads to look at the high platform in front, and then saw Hei Jue squatting on the ground holding the back of his head, sucking in the cold air. .

It slapped its head hard a few times, then raised its head and glared at Uzumaki Zetsu, who was whistling next to him, and said angrily.

"Idiot, what are you doing?"

"Huh?"

Uzumaki Zetsu scratched his head and said with a guilty conscience, "I saw drool dripping from the corner of your mouth just now. I thought you were under a genjutsu."

"Idiot thing, sooner or later I'll stuff you into the golem and reshape it."

Cursing in a low voice, Hei Jue rubbed the back of his head with one hand and put the magazine on the ground with the other hand. Looking at the title above the cover, Hei Jue couldn't help but grit his teeth.

"It really hurts. That idiot hit me so hard."

Then, Hei Jue's eyes slowly moved down and looked at the subtitle below the big title.

In order to make this gossip book famous in the ninja world and have excellent sales, the above information has been carefully selected by it.

The main theme is a blast.

[Look at the best in the ninja world, the gossip of the Akatsuki ninja]

[The son of the leader of the Konoha Sarutobi clan stole food from an alley for 16 minutes and kissed him seventeen times in a row]

[The leader of the Uchiha clan in Konoha has serious misogynistic ideas]

【.】

【Sagakure Kazekage---Artificial Man Project】

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After reading the above title, Uzumaki Zetsu looked at the black figure with complex expressions and smacked his lips.

"Jue, do you think one day we will be beaten when we go out?"

"It shouldn't be possible!"

But when it saw the photo on the cover of the son of Sarutobi Hiruzen holding a woman and kissing her, he hesitated again, "We will act more secretly from now on. Don't always lead Bai Zetsu around Konoha blindly."

"Um!"

Uzumaki Zetsu nodded hesitantly, then saw Black Zetsu's eyes staring at him, and suddenly asked in confusion, "What are you looking at me for?"

Black Zetsu took a deep breath, then picked up the magazine and put it in front of Uzumaki Zetsu's face, pointed at one of the pages, and asked.

"Why don't I remember that there is such a thing in the intelligence we collected?"

Does Uchiha Fugaku discriminate against women? ?

Cough~

Uzumaki Zetsu's face turned red, he scratched the back of his head, and said haha, "The magazine only needs to achieve seven truths and three falsehoods. If all the information above is true, the people in the ninja world will probably be upset. .

What a terrifying intelligence organization, knowing all the secrets. This kind of intelligence organization must have penetrated into the ninja world, and they may unite by then.

Although I believe in your abilities, there are many people in the ninja world who are proficient in tracking."

Listening to Uzumaki Zetsu constantly expounding on his interests, Black Zetsu also slowly fell into deep thought.

really.

If the information in the magazine is true, the sales volume will be considerable, but the thing is too scary to protect those ninja dogs from jumping over the wall and exposing them to the sun at a huge cost.

Thinking of this, it wiped the saliva that was sprayed on its face, then looked up at Uzumaki Zetsu and said.

"What you said makes sense."

Uzumaki Zetsu quietly exhaled and continued.

"We will make rumors that the ninja world dares not to make, and we will make redouble the rumors that the ninja world dares to make!!

Compared to spreading rumors, the people in the ninja world are more afraid of our intelligence gathering capabilities.

The bigger the rumors we create, the less wary they are of us, and the smaller the intensity of their crackdowns on us. The smaller the intensity of the crackdowns, the smaller the chances of us being discovered. Therefore, the bigger the rumors, the smaller the chances of us being discovered. "

After hearing these words, Black Zetsu looked at the page where Uchiha Fugaku was discriminating against women, shook his head and said, "There's no need to start big rumors. After all, the magazine has to sell money, so a small rumor like this is not good."

Snapped!

Before Hei Jue could say the "wrong" word, their attention was instantly attracted by the letter that fell at their feet.

? ? ?

Uzumaki Zetsu picked up the letter without hesitation, and said while opening it, "Zetsu, although letting them use paper to convey information can indeed practice their writing skills, is there a risk of exposure?"

"Won't!"

Hei Jue shook his head firmly and said.

"They all memorize the information in their minds, write it out underground, and then send it to us. There is no possibility of exposure in any of the steps."

As the voice fell, it didn't wait for Uzumaki Zetsu to answer it for a long time.

Seeing its idiotic look as it stood there, Hei Jue kicked it twice, frowned and said, "What are you doing standing still? What information? Show it to me."

After Uzumaki Zetsu read it again, he smacked his mouth and handed over the letter with some hesitation.

"There have been a lot of strange things happening in the ninja world recently. The Star Ninja Village of the Bear Country is holding back a lot of work. They plan to summon some outsiders."

? ? ?

Visitors from outside the region? ?

Thinking of his mother who came from outside, Hei Jue blinked blankly, then took the letter and looked at it for a few times, his pupils shrank and he lost his voice.

“What are these fools planning to do??”