Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Ha~"

The orange cat yawned, rubbed his groggy eyes, and then noticed a flash of fish belly white just lit up on the horizon.

"Hey, Bird!"

Putting two paws on Asuka's eyelids, the orange cat looked down and asked, "Why did you get up so early today? It's not dawn yet."

"Can't sleep!"

Looking at the people who got up early on the street, Feiniao smelled the fragrance of breakfast in the air and continued, "Ever since I heard about that rumor, I have always felt a little uneasy."

The orange cat shrugged and said listlessly.

"If you ask me, just steal the meteorite out. Then you don't have to worry. If you find that things are different from what you thought, then return it."

Feiniao shook his head and said.

"No, the current situation in Konoha is a bit special. Any behavior will be amplified. The snatching of meteorites is my personal behavior in a small way. But in a big way, it means that Konoha Village is very aggressive and can easily cause chain reactions. of."

After hearing this, the orange cat closed his eyes and thought for a while, then he opened his eyes and looked at the breakfast stall next to him, and then discovered that the guy who sold sweet potatoes yesterday was selling fried dough sticks again today.

Is this guy's life skills so rich?

"Yo, little brother!"

The stall owner selling fried dough sticks waved to Feiniao and shouted, "Wouldn't you like some freshly baked fried dough sticks?"

Following that voice, Asuka looked at the breakfast stalls nearby.

Asuka's cheeks twitched slightly based on the peers the Konoha spy pointed to last time.

The spies in Sand Hidden Village are selling steamed buns, the spies in Cloud Hidden Village are selling chicken soup chaos, and the spies in Iwagakure Village are selling pancakes.

"You guys."

Feiniao pointed at the spies selling breakfast next to him and asked in a low voice, "Doesn't the village provide funds? Why do you do so many jobs alone?"

The stall owner stopped stretching the noodles, then he took a breath, stretched the short and thick noodles in his hand, and put them into the oil pan.

Zira!

The dough is instantly fried until golden brown.

He turned the dough stick over with chopsticks and complained.

"Sir, you don't know. Every year after the war, the village has a very difficult period.

The village's finances need to provide pensions to the ninjas who died in the village, and also provide relief funds to orphans who have lost their parents. Money is used everywhere.

But the daimyo doesn't give much money, so the village has no choice but to cut personnel expenses everywhere. People like us, in difficult times, are generally self-sufficient. "

Speaking of this, he looked at the breakfast vendors next to him and gloated, "But our situation is much better than some people. The spy of Sunagakure Village is now paid to work for some indescribable reasons.

The money I earn from doing business every day, in addition to spending it myself, I also have to send some to the village.”

Are these people so noble?

All of them worked for free, and one even worked for a fee.

Thinking of this, Feiniao glanced at the spies. He picked up a fried dough stick and took a bite. His eyes lit up and he praised, "Your craftsmanship is pretty good. I'm sure you've made a lot of money this month, right?"

"It's okay, it's okay!"

The spy scratched his head in embarrassment and said extremely modestly, "I do business every day. It's hard and tiring, but I can make a little money in a month. But doing business in the Bear Country is not as good as back home.

The public security here is very poor, and people often come to us for trouble. Later, when a few of us got angry, we subdued the gangsters in the city and asked them to behave more standardizedly in collecting money and charge more uniform amounts."

Hearing this, Feiniao froze while eating fried dough sticks.

It's okay if he understands

Defeat the gangsters = the big brother of the underworld.

And the eldest brother can collect protection money from gangsters.

The stall owner smacked his mouth, took out two fried dough sticks from the pot, and said with emotion, "Actually, I don't belong to Danzo-sama, but he treats me well. When he learned that I lived well in the Bear Country, he was stunned. He didn't bring his cronies here, but instead told me to do a good job.

Give me peaches and give me Qiong Yao.

I sent some money to my family some time ago and opened two more barbecue restaurants next to the Akimichi clan. Then I asked my family to give Danzo-sama a permanent free barbecue roll.

Lord Asuka, mention my name when you go back."

Before he finished speaking, he looked at Feiniao's leaving figure, blinked blankly, and waved quickly.

"No money was given!"

"Keeping accounts, keeping records of someone in the group."

Click!

Listening to the sound of birds crunching and chewing fried dough sticks, the orange cat lowered his head and said listlessly, "Why do the spies of the Bear Country live so comfortably? Isn't something going to happen between them?"

"Then let me ask you, what is their purpose here?"

"Monitor the movements of Star Ninja Village."

"Then what is the purpose of surveillance?"

"It should be to prevent Star Ninja Village from doing something detrimental to the great country."

"Put aside your hatred and complete your own tasks first. While completing the tasks, you can also make a fortune and even help the village. The most important thing is that they don't need funds for activities.

A group of people working for free can also provide intelligence, and most importantly, they can also subsidize the people in the village."

Having said this, he swallowed the fried dough sticks in his mouth completely and looked at the sky with emotion.

Such "spies" are the treasures of the village.

I worked for free and paid for it, but I did a pretty good job at the key tasks.

There are a few shortcomings, just pinch your nose and admit it.

After hearing these words, a look of human thought appeared on the orange cat's face, and then he saw it jump from the bird's head to the floor, and then shook its head.

Peng!

A puff of white smoke instantly enveloped the orange cat.

After the smoke dissipated, a woman with long red hair appeared on the spot. Her closed eyes slowly opened. When she saw the flying bird, she was confused for a moment, and her eyes immediately became cold.

The next moment, the red-haired woman's eyes froze, and then she regained her vigor again.

"I said!"

Seeing the red-haired woman jumping towards him, Asuka slowly lowered his eyelids and said, "Why are you transforming into her again?"

"Women like to go shopping, but she doesn't want to go shopping with you."

As he said that, he saw the red-haired woman skipping to Asuka, then she took his arm, looked at the street in front of her, and said with golden eyes, "Asuka, let's go shopping together."

? ? ?

Isn’t this typical self-deception?

Glancing at the orange cat holding his arm, Asuka raised his arm and looked at the time, then said weakly.

"Three hours."

"Great!"

Hearing this very familiar voice, the Konoha spy who was frying fried dough sticks was instantly silenced.

If his information is correct, Kushina-sama should be lying in Konoha, right? ?

"Since Kushina-sama is lying in Konoha, who is the Kushina-sama next to Asuka-sama?"

He pinched his cheek, then looked at the Sunagakure spy selling buns next to him, and asked.

"Did you see that red-haired woman?"

"Saw it!"

The Sunagakure spy said without raising his head, "I saw that cat's transformation with my own eyes."

"It turned out to be a cat. The Uchiha clan is really good at playing."

After muttering, the fried dough sticks stall owner continued to stare at the fried dough sticks in the pot, muttering to himself.

"Wait a minute, write a letter to my family, asking my wife to stay away from Uchiha Asuka. As expected, I only gave him the wrong name, not the wrong nickname. Back then, Danzo-sama said that he liked wives.

Now he actually made his psychic beast look like Kushina-sama. The rumors are true."