Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

What is happiness?

Different people have different understandings of this.

Fei Fei squatted on the window sill on the second floor, staring blankly at the snowflakes floating in the sky.

It’s snowing in Konoha in December, but you can still wear short-sleeves in the Bear Country in December.

Gululu~

Hearing the sound of cans being boiled on the stove, it sprinted down the window sill and rushed over, turning off the heat and grabbing a spoon in one go.

"Huh~"

He took a big bite out of it with a spoon. He waited for the food in the spoon to cool down and then swallowed it into his mouth, chewing it with big mouthfuls.

"So happy!"

The taste of food bloomed in the taste buds. Fatty closed his eyes comfortably, and then thought of the flying birds who were still in the country of bears at this time.

That guy must be as happy as himself, right?

"Slander, naked slander!"

At this time, an angry sound outside the window pulled Fei Fei out of his distraction. He turned his head to look out the window in surprise, then put down his spoon and ducked to the window.

On the street, a young man wearing Uchiha uniform was seen holding a book in his hand. His cheeks were flushed, but it seemed that the flush was not caused by the cold wind, but more like anger. .

Fei Fei glanced at the tribesman, and then his eyes fell on the book in his hand.

【The best in the ninja world】

The most popular ninja gossip recently?

It is said that many of the above things are true.

Fei Fei's eyes lit up, then he jumped to the tribesman and asked.

"What slander? What happened again?"

"snort!"

Looking at the fat orange that suddenly appeared in front of him, the Uchiha snorted coldly, then handed over the magazine in his hand and said something unkind.

"This magazine is slandering the Uchiha clan again. Now I seriously suspect that the magazine was founded by Danzo Shimura. Whether it is the magazine or Danzo, their ill will towards the Uchiha is too great."

? ? ?

The orange cat looked at this angry tribesman with a question mark.

But when his eyes fell on the magazine, Shimura Danzo also subconsciously appeared in his mind.

Back then, that old guy was always throwing dirty water on the Uchiha clan, and now this magazine is constantly throwing dirty water on the Uchiha clan. It seems like there are some similarities between the two.

"The Uchiha clan is a family with no "future"."

The cover title of the magazine is very eye-catching. Anyway, Fei Fei was attracted by the title instantly.

When it looked down, its pupils shrank suddenly.

I saw a picture below the title. In the center of the picture was a child. The author of the magazine was afraid that others would not know who the child was, so he thoughtfully marked it next to it.

Itachi Uchiha is 4 and a half years old this year.

Looking at the background of the picture, it was familiar with the Uchiha family territory and immediately guessed where it was.

The patriarch’s home.

Uchiha Itachi was secretly photographed at the clan leader's house. What a powerful intelligence ability.

Maybe it was an acquaintance who committed the crime

Thinking of this, the orange cat retracted his mind and looked at the photo again.

In the photo, Uchiha Itachi was concentrating on reading a book, as if he didn't even notice that someone was secretly filming him. His movements were frozen at the moment when he turned the pages of the book.

Um!

This person who took the secret photo not only took the book in Uchiha Itachi's hand extremely clearly, but even enlarged it.

? ? ?

"The most primitive will of fire?"

Isn't this a "magazine" that only adults can read if you draw Asuka? ?

As Fei Fei, who participated in the whole process, he could tell what this photo was about at a glance.

In the first half of the year, Asuka said that he had to carry out a mission issued by an old man, so he drew a notebook of the Senju clan, and then "accidentally" dropped it at the feet of Uchiha Itachi.

"How can our young patriarch see such a thing?"

The Uchiha tribesman did not notice the abnormality of fatness. He clutched the magazine tightly in his hand and said angrily.

"This is slander. This must be slander. Whose child is watching this at the age of four? Does he understand? He knows nothing."

"Heh~heh~"

The orange cat laughed awkwardly, then waved to the ninja, turned around and jumped back to Asuka's house.

It could already foresee that the storm was coming.

There will be a quarrel at the patriarch's house tonight.

As a full-time housewife, Uchiha Mikoto will most likely take the blame for this matter.

well!

It clearly feels like Asuka has done nothing, but it also feels like he has done everything.

As time came to night, lights were on in every house in the Uchiha clan, and the smell of food drifted through the windows to the street.

In the entire clan, only the largest house in the middle did not have the aroma of food wafting out.

But the tribe has long been accustomed to this.

In the first half of the year, after the patriarch's house was inexplicably robbed, the patriarch's wife no longer liked cooking.

"Itachi, where did you get these things?"

Listening to the roar coming from the clan leader's house, the clan members on the street stopped to take a look and instantly understood what was going on.

"Is that true what you said?"

"That's right? That magazine has been published for three issues, and many things on it have been confirmed."

"Oh, I didn't expect Mikoto-sama's education to be such a failure. The young patriarch doesn't know if he can correct it in the future."

"Okay? After all, I'm not even five years old, maybe I just want to watch it for fun??"

"Fart, don't five-year-olds read comic books? Who reads that stuff?"

boom!

Uchiha Mikoto threw the thick stack of white paper in her hand on the table, looked at Itachi standing in front of her with a gloomy face, and said sternly, "Is there anything else? Where have you hidden it?

Who gave you these magazines? Or did you buy it yourself?

Be honest. "

It was the first time to see his mother so angry. Itachi trembled subconsciously and replied cautiously.

"Picked it up on the road."

Picked it up?

Two balls of anger ignited in Uchiha Mikoto's eyes, and the expression on her face became more and more gloomy, "I have lived for 28 years, and I have never picked up such a thing on the road once."

Hearing this, Uchiha Itachi sniffed and muttered softly.

"Mom, a child dropped it on the ground. Then I picked it up and wanted to return it to him, but when I picked it up, I couldn't find him."

"Okay, okay~"

After saying three good words in a row, she began to turn over the stack of white paper.

Volume One. Volume Two. Volume Three.

You can pick up a set of books, right?

"Itachi!"

Mikoto took a deep breath and said again, "It's not too late for you to tell the truth. Where did these things come from?"

Looking at his mother's extremely gloomy face and her obvious disbelief in her words, Itachi weighed the pros and cons in his mind.

Half a day later.

He raised his head and glanced at his mother cautiously and said hesitantly.

"I bought it from a traveling dealer. When I saw the words "The Original Will of Fire" written on it, I couldn't help but be curious, so I bought a set."

boom!

As soon as he finished speaking, a solid wood table was instantly smashed into pieces.

Although she had retired from the ninja ranks for many years, she was still able to demonstrate her strength as a ninja. A strong sense of oppression instantly pressed on Itachi's shoulders, making his drooped head droop even lower.

"I did not expect!"

Uchiha Mikoto stretched out her hand and poked Itachi's head, hating that iron is not the same as steel, "You are so similar to Uchiha Asuka. You didn't learn well at the age of four. Look at him when he grows up."

At this point, she suddenly paused.

Now in the whole family, Uchiha Asuka has the best reputation. Although he did a lot of bastard things when he was a child, that guy behaved differently from ordinary Uchiha when he grew up.

Very loved by the villagers! !

"snort!"

Mikoto reached out and poked Itachi hard on the head, causing him to take a step back and said angrily.

"Do you also want to be like Uchiha Asuka? The kind of person who almost made your mother angry to death? Is he a good person and you should imitate him?"

"I heard that you almost made your clan leader and his family angry to death?"

Xiao Nan gently stirred the food in the bowl with a spoon. She stared at the flying bird for a long time and asked curiously, "Aren't you afraid of being ostracized by your clan? Or what did your clan leader do to you?"

While she was talking, she saw Feiniao put a piece of meat into Ye Cang's bowl. This scene was so happy.

"If I were a chuunin, I might have to worry about whether I would be put on the wrong foot in the future."

He looked at the mountain of vegetables in Ye Cang's bowl. After searching for a long time on the table, he picked up a meatball again and placed it on the top of the mountain. He continued, "But those who can give opinions must attend the Uchiha gathering. Those who can participate in the gathering must He must be a jounin within the clan. How many jonin are there in the entire Uchiha clan? We are the strategic resources of the family."

“And the Uchiha clan is different from the Uchiha clan in your mind.

The tribe's ideas are anti-human and they have all kinds of weird suggestions. In comparison, although my suggestions are a bit offbeat, they are still within the understanding of ordinary people. . "

"Is Asuka Uchiha a normal person?"

Mikoto kept tapping the armrest of the chair with her fingers, and said with a look of hatred, "When he was four years old, he was chased and beaten by Tsunade because of that incident, which made it known to everyone in Konoha.

Because of this incident when you were four years old, it was well known in the ninja world.

He was in the first grade of the Ninja School when he was five years old. At that time, he had to pay for medical treatment, which made it difficult for him to eat. Then, relying on his handsomeness, he never knew how to refuse the lunch boxes sent by the female classmates around him, and would only bury his head in it. Eat there. "

Seeing Itachi's head hanging lower and lower, Mikoto slapped the table bitterly and scolded.

"He finished the lunch that others brought and washed their dishes. Can you wash the dishes? Have you been asked to do any housework in these years? Is this how you repay us?"

Hearing this, Itachi wanted to bury his head in the ground.

He did not expect that his mother would find out the books he had hidden in such a hidden place, nor did he expect that the things he had secretly read would be photographed and published by others.

"Wow~wow~"

At this time, a burst of baby crying temporarily interrupted Uchiha Mikoto's anger. After glaring at Itachi, she stood up and went to the cradle to pick up the crying Sasuke, patting his back repeatedly.