Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Snap!

After Asuka finished telling what happened at the clan meeting, the lunch box held by Fatty's claws fell directly to the floor.

It looked at Asuka with a shocked expression and spoke quickly in a soft and cute voice.

"Asuka, I suggest you go out and avoid the limelight. Otherwise, you can just accept an escort mission or go to another country to avoid the limelight. I now seriously suspect that Uchiha Mikoto may be carrying a kitchen knife and come to your house to chop you in the middle of the night."

"What does it have to do with me? I'm just a messenger."

Asuka sat on the chair, crossed his legs and said, "So many people in the family are optimistic that Uchiha Fugaku can become Hokage, but because Uchiha Fugaku has been unable to take time off recently, he has no time to think about how to make the family become Hokage." A Hokage].

Those clan members who expected to see Fugaku become Hokage saw this in their eyes and were anxious in their hearts. After thinking hard for a long time, they finally thought of a way to reduce the burden on the clan leader.

That is to find someone to be the clan leader’s secretary.

Those people have good intentions, but as for what they will become in the end, it has nothing to do with them."

Hearing this, the orange cat couldn't help but roll his eyes.

It's yours and theirs. Didn't Uchiha Asuka bring this matter up at the clan meeting?

If this matter were brought up by any other clan member, Mikoto might not have such a big reaction, but it happened that it was Uchiha Asuka who brought up this matter. At the clan meeting a month ago, this guy even suggested that the clan leader get a divorce.

It's hard not to make Mikoto have other ideas.

"correct!"

The orange cat tilted his head and asked with some confusion, "How did you find your niece who moved to Xiaochun?"

Feiniao rubbed his chin with a strange look in his eyes.

"Actually, I don't know Elder Xiaochun's niece. At that time, I told a certain meatball shop owner about my request. After thinking for a moment, he recommended Elder Xiaochun's niece to me.

You know, generally the most well-informed places are places to eat, besides singing and dancing places. That guy has a lot of gossip that we don't know. "

The owner of the meatball shop?

The orange cat blinked, and then thought of the pervert who opened and closed his mouth to watch people poop.

That pervert is actually a well-informed person?

boom!

Before the two could continue chatting, a huge noise came from behind.

Just as he was about to turn his head and look behind him, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of his own door flying past him at an extremely fast speed, and then being embedded in the wall.

boom!

The wall that had been painted after the Night of the Kyuubi was now full of cracks, as if it had experienced an earthquake. The ceiling beams that had been fixed on the roof fell to the floor under this powerful vibration.

In an instant, the whole room was filled with thick smoke.

"Ahem~"

A violent coughing sound was heard. The orange cat covered his nose with both paws and then looked up at the door. "Who is it that knocked on the door like you? The door was knocked open."

As soon as the words fell, a powerful murderous aura instantly enveloped the two of them, forcing the orange cat to hold back the words that came to his throat.

It turned its head and glanced at Feiniao. After seeing that there was no trace of panic on his face, it immediately felt calm and knew that the person who was looking for trouble this time would not be able to defeat Feiniao.

"You really regard this place as your home, why are you willing to knock on your door like this?"

"unwilling!"

At this time, a cold voice came from the door.

The orange cat immediately closed his mouth when he heard this somewhat familiar voice, and then changed his face and said with a smile, "It turns out to be Mikoto-sama. Why didn't Mikoto-sama come before saying anything in advance so that I could let Asuka go out?" "Avoid"

"No need."

Uchiha Mikoto slowly walked through the smoke and walked up to the two of them.

It was only then that Feifei noticed that Mikoto's clothes were a little different from usual.

The house clothes were changed into a jounin vest, and the long hair that was hanging loose was now rolled into a ball and fixed, and a ninja tool package that was popular a few years ago was pinned to his waist.

With this murderous look, he looked like he was looking for a fight.

Hmm. Find someone to fight with.

Thinking of this, it turned its head to look at Feiniao, opened and closed its lips slightly, and said silently, "Strike first to gain advantage, and strike later will suffer disaster. I will restrain her in a while, and you go to the kitchen and take out the fire stick and put it on the back of her head." one time.

After knocking her unconscious, we hung her up and grabbed some handles to avoid causing trouble in the future. "

handle? ?

Seeing the orange cat staring at the camera on the table with a malicious expression, Asuka's face darkened.

This guy definitely doesn't mean anything serious.

Then, he looked up at Uchiha Mikoto, who had a sinister expression on his face.

A discerning person can tell at a glance that this guy is definitely looking for trouble.

Since all the trouble he has found is at home, it must have something to do with him, and the only thing that has been related to him recently is the matter of the [Secretary] at the Clan Meeting this morning.

"Mikoto-sama!"

Thinking of this, Asuka waved his hand to drive away the smoke and dust floating in front of his nose, and said in a calm tone, "If it's because of the clan meeting in the morning, you should go to the Fugaku clan leader instead of me."

A red light flashed in Uchiha Mikoto's eyes and she said coldly.

"If you guys hadn't come up with bad ideas, Fugaku would never have thought of finding a secretary for himself until he retired."

Asuka put down his hand and said solemnly.

"Actually, the tribe's starting point is good. It's really just to lighten some of the burden on the clan leader. The clan leader is so tired that he no longer has any extra energy to think about the family's future."

Hearing these high-sounding words, Uchiha Mikoto sneered and said directly, "No need to mince words, I'm so tired for you. After all, don't you still want to see me divorce?"

Speaking of this, Mikoto's demeanor changed. She put her hand into the ninja package and fumbled around for a while before saying sternly.

"Divorce? Divorce is impossible in this life. I will never find a better person than Fugaku in this life. Uchiha Asuka, please give up."

Seeing that Mikoto's aura suddenly became fierce, he rubbed his chin with one hand and said in a confused tone.

"Mikoto-sama, who told you that after divorce, you can't find a better one? You have to know that second-married women are very popular, especially in the post-war context.

After you get divorced, you will definitely be able to find something better.

According to my observation, the partner of a second-married woman is usually quite good. He is obviously a genin, but after the divorce, she can find a special jounin, and a chunin can find a noble from the Fire Country.

It's even more incredible for divorced jounin women to find men as good as the daimyo.

With Mikoto-sama's conditions, after the divorce, she will definitely be able to find a young, handsome, and powerful person. At the end of the day, she will be a movie-level person. "

? ? ?

Seeing Asuka's serious expression, Uchiha Mikoto's momentum suddenly froze, and her hand holding the kunai subconsciously relaxed a little.

better one? ? Shadow-level powerhouse? ?

Is this bastard talking about himself? ?

This bastard.

She had seriously considered why Uchiha Asuka wanted Fugaku to divorce her.

No matter which way you look at it, divorcing yourself is not good for Uchiha Asuka, unless he is greedy for himself.

But on the contrary, if you think about it in a dark place, divorcing yourself may have a lot of benefits for Fugaku. Not only can he find someone younger and more beautiful, he can even respond to the first generation's call for intermarriage and find someone who is beneficial to the family. Women's marriage.

this matter.

Before Mikoto could continue thinking, she heard the voice of Uchiha Asuka in front of her.

"Back then, Fei Fei had a friend who got divorced."

Um?

Fei Fei tilted his head, his eyes filled with confusion.

How come it doesn’t know that it has a divorced friend? ?

Is it a ninja cat?

The same doubt also emerged in Uchiha Mikoto's mind. She looked up at Asuka who was telling a story seriously, and couldn't help but take a deep breath, temporarily suppressing her doubts about Fugaku.

Now, in addition to suspecting that Asuka's intentions towards her were not pure, she also suspected that Uchiha Fugaku was secretly instigating Asuka.

Otherwise, she really couldn't figure out what this person's motive was for bringing up [divorce].

Asuka didn't know that in a short period of time, a big drama was already going on in Uchiha Mikoto's heart.

At this time, he crossed his arms across his chest and told the story he had just made up with a look of emotion on his face.

“Fei Fei’s friend felt that his marriage was unlucky, and there were quarrels and quarrels every day. In the end, Fei Fei’s friend chose to divorce out of anger and vowed that if he could not find a better partner, he would never get married again in this life.

From the end to the end, it did not give in. "

? ? ?

A row of question marks instantly appeared on Fatty's head, and there was a hint of weirdness in the way it looked at Asuka.

It is now certain that it definitely does not have this friend.

But this is the first time I have heard this story.

Seeing that Fei Fei and Mikoto's attention had been attracted to him, Asuka put his fist to his mouth and coughed lightly, then gave up, "Mikoto-sama, what do you think happened in the end?"

"snort!"

Uchiha Mikoto snorted coldly, showing no intention of answering the question.

"What's wrong?" Fei Fei raised his head and asked curiously.

Feiniao gave Fei Fei an approving look, then he looked up at the ceiling of his house and sighed.

"Many years later, an immortal passed by this cemetery by chance.

He was attracted by the beauty of his fat friend and decided to use his forbidden magic to resurrect her.

The sage gently brushed against his fat friend's tombstone, and chakra began to flow rapidly. As time passed, the fat friend's skeletal body began to glow faintly. "

Seeing Uchiha Mikoto's silent expression and fat and wide eyes, Asuka nodded with satisfaction and continued.

“Now the two are said to be living happily together.

So Mikoto-sama, you will definitely be able to find someone better after your divorce, maybe it will be Sage of Six Paths."

"Six, your uncle!"

Mikoto's cheeks darkened suddenly when she heard that this bastard had moved the Sage of Six Paths out.

She thought wrong.

This bastard suggested divorce. He probably had no idea about her, otherwise he wouldn't have been attracted to the Immortal of Six Paths.

Right!

How could such an outstanding tribesman like a divorced woman?

fire escape

Uchiha Mikoto's cheeks puffed up slightly, chakra instantly gathered at her throat, and then she took out a shuriken from the ninja package and threw it into the air.

Impatiens flower claws are red!

In an instant, the flames clung to the flying shurikens and headed straight towards the birds.

I am really unhappy! !

Seeing the shurikens flying in the sky blocking Asuka's movement, Uchiha Mikoto formed a seal with her hands again and spit out a fireball forward.

Art fire escape ho fireball!

Ninjutsu flew from all directions, and the roasted bird's cheeks turned red.

He looked at the melted tables, chairs and benches in the room, and several black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead.

The paint on the desks, chairs and benches he just changed has not yet dried.

"Uchiha Mikoto, even if this fight goes to the Hokage today, you have to pay me!!"