Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

“It’s really weird!!”

On the wall of the house across the street.

The wall originally made of rammed earth was now like water, with strange ripples appearing, and then two white heads emerged from the wall.

"Ah!"

One of them, Bai Zeze, who looked a little silly, scratched his head and asked with confusion, "Fei, why did you take a photo of Uchiha Itachi in the first place? Is it the mission Zetsu gave me?"

"no!"

The other white Zetsu with a swirling face nodded, with a trace of reminiscence in his yellow pupils.

"It was a very sunny day. Madara-sama was sitting on a chair sleeping. I was teaching the Uchiha children painting skills under the big tree. At that time, the whole family's children under the age of five were attracted.

Only Uchiha Itachi didn't come

I was then."

Speaking of this, it looked up at Uchiha Itachi standing on the telephone pole, with a rather complicated look in his eyes and said, "I went to look for him specifically at that time, but I didn't expect that he was very uninterested in my art and my snacks. Also very uninterested.

His repulsive look successfully aroused my curiosity. I just wanted to see what this guy, known as the future genius of Uchiha, does all day long, and why he doesn't like to play with me. ."

"Oh~"

Bai Jue, who had a stupid face, let out a long "Oh" and suddenly realized.

"He likes to read magazines and doesn't like your A Fei's art."

"Yes!"

Zetsu Uzumaki nodded in agreement, his voice sounding like he was comforting himself, and continued, "I only discovered later that the reason why he didn't like my art was not a problem with the art itself, but because he liked other arts."

"Then why did you film him?"

"Tsk~~"

Uzumaki Zetsu looked up at the moon in the sky, and said in a somewhat complicated tone, "The only blame is that he was reading a book in a squatting position, and I was looking for inspiration at the time, so I took a photo of him squatting on the ground reading a book. Prepare to go back and study it carefully."

"Has the research been completed?"

"No, after all, he didn't take off his pants, so he wasn't very inspired."

at the same time.

At the other end of the street, in front of Asuka's house.

After Uchiha Itachi was silent for a long time, Asuka understood that although this guy didn't say it out loud, he most likely doubted himself in his heart.

Although he is indeed the source of this matter.

Then, Asuka's face suddenly darkened, and he said in a slightly cold voice, "Young Clan Leader, in your eyes, what do the members of the Uchiha clan look like?"

Um?

Uchiha Itachi was slightly startled. He recalled those clansmen in his mind, then compared it with the Uchiha Asuka in front of him, and then said calmly.

"They have tough minds, extreme thoughts, and disdain to express themselves. Some people are kind and gentle on the outside, but dark and evil on the inside."

After hearing his comments about the Uchiha people, the orange cat suddenly turned to look at Asuka and murmured in a low voice.

"Uchiha is so scary. Why can't he become Hokage for decades?"

"Because most Uchiha are normal people."

After Feiniao thought for a while, he rubbed his chin with one hand and said to himself, "In my understanding, the people in the family are stupid and easy to be impulsive. Some clan members with stupid mouths are easy to take action when they can't talk others down. Then they will be labeled as extreme.

Some tribesmen are indeed a little sinister, but their sinisterness is not scheming, but simply yin and yang and using some bad behaviors to satisfy their perverted psychology.

As for the tough-minded and sinister Uchiha that Itachi said, they were all weirdos in the family, the kind that hadn't appeared in decades. "

It's not like he was talking nonsense.

If you don't have a dirty belly, you won't survive. The Uchiha clan's IQ is too scary, and the most powerful ones among them are almost Madara and Itachi.

A man who has been planning for many years can still create a storm again, and a man who endures humiliation and burden and personally "trains" his younger brother.

They can afford the evaluation of "mental toughness".

As for others

Every day he lives, he becomes confused with Saburo Uchiha (the great elder).

Every time during the clan meeting, his eyes would always glance at the old man Ryoichi who was in the position of the great elder.

Every morning, Uchiha Madou would scare his grandson and make him get up quickly.

There is also Uchiha Iri who often talks about fate, but has no respect for other people's fate.

"."

Call them normal, but they are not that normal, but call them scheming and scheming, which has nothing to do with that. They are all grumpy old men, and they often take action directly if they can't say what they say.

After Uchiha Itachi finished speaking, Asuka also looked up.

A touch of light red appeared on his pale face at some point, and his lips became dry and cracked under the cold wind. The orange cat watched him swallowing saliva, suddenly shook his beard and said casually.

“Young clan leader, Uchiha Asuka is not that kind of person.

Please don't describe Asuka as a shady person with a lot of wealth and a lot of tricks. If you return the book the same day you pick it up, how can there be any follow-up?

Can his kaleidoscope rewrite your will?

He doesn't have this ability, you know. "

Hearing this, Uchiha Itachi quickly defended.

"I didn't find the kid!"

"You didn't look for it seriously. If you looked for it seriously, how could you not find it?

Moreover."

The orange cat let out a long sigh, and his soft voice was filled with deep helplessness, "As long as you don't open that book and read it, wouldn't it be fine? After all, I still blame you."

Feiniao was stunned when he heard this skillful blame-shifting.

He glanced at the orange cat strangely, then looked up at Uchiha Itachi on the telephone pole.

The red little face could be seen clearly under the bright moonlight, and the thin figure was shivering in the cold wind. It was not clear whether it was because of the cold or the anger.

The moment the orange cat spoke, Uchiha Itachi felt as if he was separated from the world, and no sounds from the outside world could reach his ears.

Boom, boom, boom! ! !

The sound of your heart beating has never been clearer than now.

They admitted that the magazine was written by Asuka! !

They stood on the highest moral ground and threw the blame away! !

While throwing the blame away, they also gave the person who took the blame a kick! !

"Young patriarch!"

Feiniao picked his ears, then blew lightly, and continued, "That book was indeed drawn by me, and it may have been secretly taken away by the child "Li".

It wasn't until the young patriarch appeared in that magazine that I realized that the lost book was with you.

As for the photos”

Having said this, Asuka raised his right hand and pointed it at the sky, and said with a serious face, "I swear in the name of Uchiha, I did not take the photo. It was probably some ninja who is good at concealment who sneaked in."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a flash of red in Uchiha's pupils.

"Open your eyes?"

The orange cat was shocked.

A super genius who opened his eyes at the age of four?

hiss! !

After taking a breath of cold air, it quickly turned to look at Asuka, and then saw that there was no panic on his face, as if he didn't care at all about this super genius who opened his eyes at the age of four.

"stop looking!"

As if he knew what it was thinking, Feiniao waved his hand towards the orange cat and said in a rather casual tone, "The eyes were blown by the wind and were bloodshot. It has nothing to do with opening the eyes.

The place where the young patriarch stood was a bit high and the wind was strong.

If you open your eyes for half an hour in a strong wind, you will also have bloodshot eyes. "

Oh~

A humanized look appeared on the orange cat's face. It shook its belly, then looked up again and spoke.

"Young Patriarch, the context of the matter is already very clear.

That book was drawn by Asuka, taken by "Uchiha Li", and picked up by you yourself. There is no intention to harm you. Don't think of Asuka as a deep-seated guy.

After all, no one expected that a magazine like "The Ultimate Ninja" would appear in half a year, right? I never expected that you would be featured in this magazine. If Asuka could control this, he would have become Hokage long ago.

If we insist on pursuing Asuka's responsibility for this matter, there is probably only one who did not keep it strictly.

I'm not telling you, Young Patriarch, there are some things you shouldn't open. As long as you don't open them, nothing will happen. "

As the words fell, Uchiha Itachi felt like he was back in the real world again.

The dryness in the eyes is far less than the bitterness in the heart.

Now he even had some doubts about the purpose of coming to Asuka.

If I had tried my best to return the book, nothing like this would have happened. Even if I had thrown the book into the trash can, nothing would have happened later.

Can.

Uchiha Itachi lowered his head and was silent for a long time, white smoke emitting from his four-year-old head as it was running rapidly.

"But who would take a picture of me reading a book?"

"At that time, there was no such popular magazine in the ninja world. What was his purpose in taking the photo?"

"He must have his purpose for doing this."

As he repeated these words in his mouth, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed across Itachi's mind.

vaguely remember

When he met Shisui this afternoon, Shisui said that the other person's original purpose of taking the photo was probably to make himself infamous so that he would not cause any hindrance to anyone in the future.

Only later, that magazine appeared in the ninja world.

He can better achieve that goal through magazines.

"Is this what you want?"

As he said that, Uchiha Itachi suddenly had a flash of light in his eyes.