Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Great Elder!"

After returning from the medical department yesterday, Asuka stayed up all night after thinking that Toad Sento's genjutsu might be superior to his own.

He was now very worried that after he crushed the scroll, a toad would pop out of the smoke.

Even if Jiraiya jumped out of the smoke, what could he learn from Jiraiya?

Summon a toad?

Thinking of this, he looked at Saburo Uchiha walking in front and shouted again.

"Great Elder!"

Hearing this, Saburo Uchiha, who was walking in front, paused in his steps and couldn't help but let out a long sigh in his heart.

Today is the day of the Uchiha clan meeting once a month.

According to his original plan, he was not going to start this clan meeting.

After all, after the last clan meeting, Uchiha Fugaku had an extra clan secretary. Who knows what Uchiha Fugaku will have after this meeting?

If Uchiha Fugaku had more secretaries, the elder would feel like he wouldn't have to live anymore.

After he told Uchiha Mikoto about the last incident, the woman who was always known for her gentleness just remained silent for a while without saying anything.

At that time, he thought that the matter was over, but he didn't expect that that afternoon, Uchiha Mikoto came to his house with hundreds of kilograms of leeks and selected the leeks in front of him.

after that.

His family now has a mountain of dumplings.

The dumplings on Dumpling Mountain are really salty, and the bland ones are really bland.

Um!

Very unpalatable!

This is one of the reasons why he held a clan meeting

Everyone sits together and eats dumplings.

Thinking of this, the great elder suddenly became serious and said angrily, "What did you ask me to do? Feiniao, do you know? It's because of what your clan mentioned last time that I now eat leek stuffing three times a day. dumpling"

Hearing this, Feiniao's eyes lingered on the old man's emerald-like teeth for a moment, and then he immediately spoke.

"I've heard about that too. Didn't Mikoto-sama make a mountain of dumplings for you? It's the coldest month of winter, so even if you put the dumplings outside, they won't spoil.

Eat slowly and save yourself cooking later.”

"fart!"

The elder's eyes widened for a moment and he said angrily, "Why don't you eat leek dumplings three times a day? Do you know? My pee now smells of leek."

"Great Elder, you are just angry and it has nothing to do with the leek dumplings."

"I don't care!"

As he spoke, he took out a purple leather scroll from his arms, bit his thumb, quickly made a few marks with his old hands, and slapped it on the scroll.

Peng! ! !

A white smoke rose up and instantly enveloped the two birds.

After the smoke dissipated, Feiniao saw several large pots suddenly appeared in front of him, and there were many bowls, chopsticks, and even garlic and vinegar in the big pots.

"Great Elder?"

After staring at the things in the pot for a while, Feiniao frowned and said hesitantly, "Aren't we having a clan meeting? Why are you bringing the big pot? You don't plan to cook on the spot, right?

We have violated the ancestral rules by eating at the shrine, and you are cooking at the shrine."

"Haha! The laws of our ancestors will change as soon as they change."

The elder's eyes narrowed, and his old voice was faintly mixed with a hint of madness, "I plan to take you to taste the leek stuffed dumplings. I can't finish the stuff myself, so we can all eat together."

It’s not like I haven’t thought about inviting people to my home to eat dumplings together, but I found that this is too inefficient.

Starting from today, the clan meeting will be held only every three days, but will be held only every two days."

Hearing this, Asuka's cheek twitched violently.

He has seen the dumpling mountain at the great elder’s house.

That thing has at least tens of thousands of dumplings, maybe even tens of thousands.

Thinking that hiccups might smell like chives for a while in the future, Feiniao shook his head like a rattle and suggested, "Eat whatever you want, just throw it away."

"Throw?"

The elder took a deep breath and said impatiently, "It's not like I haven't thrown it before, but the day after I finished throwing it, Miqin would bring double the amount of dumplings and threaten her with a kitchen knife. I am!!

She threatened me with a kitchen knife! !

What do you want me to do?

Mikoto said, let us also feel pain, experience pain, accept pain, and understand pain. Uchiha who does not know what pain is will not think about the problem from her perspective.

I'm afraid that if this continues, Mikoto will turn on the kaleidoscope sooner or later, so I just follow her and everyone will suffer together.

Feiniao, I do this all for you. "

Feiniao looked at the large pots at his feet expressionlessly and said.

"So, we have to feel the pain of leek-filled dumplings together???"

"It doesn't have to be painful for too long!"

The great elder smacked his mouth and said with a sudden joyful tone, "I have already counted them. We can probably digest those mountains of dumplings in half a month."

Half a month? ?

Asuka immediately exclaimed.

Who the hell wants to eat dumplings stuffed with chives for half a month?

"correct!"

He picked up two pots from the ground and threw them on Asuka's shoulders.

Then the great elder also picked up the remaining cauldron and put it on his shoulders. He looked at Feiniao up and down and said, "What do you want to do when you call me to stop? Could it be that you know that I want to make dumplings today and you want to help?"

Feeling the weight of the cauldron on his shoulders, Feiniao thought about eating dumplings stuffed with chives, and immediately drooped his eyelids, feeling weak.

"I just want to ask you whether Jiraiya is the number one illusion master in the village."

"That idiot Jiraiya? The number one genjutsu master?"

The elder looked at Asuka with a look that looked like a fool, and walked towards the direction of Nanhe Shrine without looking back, "Asuka, don't underestimate yourself, you are the number one illusion master in the village now.

What about Jiraiya, that little pervert who relies on toad? What kind of genjutsu does he know?

Do you want to imitate the sound of a toad? "

My first? ?

Do I summon myself? ?

Looking at the iron pot behind the great elder, Feiniao took out the scroll and took a look at it again.

[Careful instruction from Konoha’s number one illusion master (three days)]

[False Illusion Master: A technique that targets the enemy's five senses and causes them to fall into hallucinations.

Evaluation: Hurt the enemy but not yourself.

A true illusion master: With super high IQ and combat literacy, he can not only make his enemies fall into illusions, but also fall into illusions himself.

Evaluation: There is no turmoil in my heart, at least I will die. 】

No matter how he looked at it, he felt that the person the scroll was talking about was Sakura, but since Sakura was a baby now, it was probably not her that the scroll was talking about.

"If you don't have any troubles in your heart, you will probably die."

Repeating these words in his mouth, Asuka couldn't help but take a deep breath and murmured, "Isn't this still Jiraiya? When that guy ran to the Rain Ninja Village, he obviously had several chances to escape, but his heart was completely There was no thought of escape.

The worst case scenario is death."

Thinking of this, he waved his hand to the old man in front of him and shouted, "Great Elder, does Jiraiya's toad count as the toad of our village?"

"Toad?"

The elder paused for a moment and said, "At first, the village wanted Toad to wear a Konoha forehead protector, but Toad did not agree."

With that said, he waved to Asuka again, and then quickly walked in the direction of Nanga Shrine.

He had just decided that each person would get a hundred dumplings today, and no one would run away.

Let’s feel my pain together! !

Looking at the departing figure of the great elder, Feiniao looked at the scroll in his hand again and no longer hesitated in his heart.

You can see if you can summon them. If Sakura, Jiraiya, and Toad are summoned, he will recognize them.

That system shouldn't give him anything too tricky.