Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming
Chapter 38 Dreaming into the kitchen
[New mission released: After you were recognized by Kakashi, many people in Konoha Village knew that you were as talented as Uchiha Itachi, and they began to educate their children to target you.
At the same time, there are many girls who are obsessed with your handsome appearance and seek advice from you, and you communicate closely in private.
At this time, Uzumaki Naruto also noticed you. After thinking about it for a long time, he challenged you.
The Uchiha pride in your heart makes you fearless of any challenge.
You meet the opponent directly in a small forest and start the fateful first duel.
But when you release C-level ninjutsu twice and one B-level ninjutsu consumes all your chakra, and the opponent is not only not frightened by your deliberately misplaced ninjutsu, but even steps forward and punches you, Six words come to your mind.
Too little chakra!
Because your own chakra growth is too slow, please find ways to increase your chakra in some way to deal with the situation of insufficient chakra. 】
[You can choose to give up this mission. 】
[Rewards for this mission: deepen the progress of Sharingan eye opening once, taijutsu training acceleration card (30 days), and a weapon similar to the sword Samehada. 】
The system is still the same system, and the rewards given are very good.
Feiniao stared at the taijutsu training accelerator card and pondered secretly.
Um.
It shouldn’t be possible to quickly learn eight subjects in 30 days, right? ?
Even if you can use that card one day as one month, that's only 30 months.
For the Eight Doors, it would take more than 200 months of continuous practice? ?
Oops!
He looked away from the card and focused on the task.
[Improve your own chakra through external force]
Asuka does know that there are several ways to increase chakra through external force.
1. Catch a tailed beast, seal it in your body, and become a Jinchuriki
2. Transplantation of intercolumn cells
3. Become the master of Ninja Tosame, etc.
The most powerful chakra battery in the ninja world should be the Kyuubi.
Back then, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao obtained the Nine Tails Chakra by eating the flesh and blood of the Nine Tails, and were thus revered as the "two rays of light in the clouds."
Kyuubi.
Asuka looked at the village, thinking of the scene in the future when he held the Nine-Tails and took two bites, and secretly smacked his mouth.
Many people in the ninja world have done this kind of thing, but only two people have succeeded, and the rest have died.
As for eating jinchūriki
Namikaze Minato gnaws on Kushina every day, and even now he doesn't have any tailed beast aura. Apart from having an extra pair of Sharingan eyes than her opponent and having some blood relationship with the old man of Six Paths, it can be said that he has no advantages.
Convince Namikaze Minato to seal the other half of the Kyuubi to himself? ?
It seems that a senior time traveler has done this.
But as long as Namikaze Minato doesn't have a short circuit in his brain, he is unlikely to give the Kyuubi to Uchiha.
"well!"
It was dawn the next day.
Feiniao sighed and walked out of the house and came to the elder's house.
After thinking about it all night, he couldn't think of a good way to improve his chakra.
This task is not difficult for the real Sasuke. As long as he is stimulated and opens the magatama in his Sharingan, he can surge a wave of chakra.
But now that I am a three-magatama, it is not so easy to open a kaleidoscope.
"Great Elder!"
After seeing the great elder coming to the front yard from behind, Feiniao greeted him and explained the purpose of his visit.
"Um!"
The Great Elder sat in the main seat, pondered for a moment, and then nodded.
"There are indeed some things in the family treasury, but most of them are ninjutsu collected by the family. Now that you want to pick something useful for your trip to Sunagakure, I'm afraid I will disappoint you.
In the past, there were some forbidden arts in the clan library, but unfortunately they were taken away by Madara Uchiha."
Thinking of the glorious history of the clan, the elder's eyes filled with tears, and he couldn't help feeling helpless.
The family library used to be all-encompassing, involving several major attribute ninjutsu, and even some families' inherited ninjutsu.
But the current clan library is a bit flashy.
The current family library contains many weapons that decorate the appearance, and the detonating talismans look full from the outside.
When he came back from the clan library with Feiniao, the great elder looked at the scroll in the other man's hand and felt a little emotional.
"It's not like Madara didn't bring some benefits to the family. When he and the First Hokage had not broken up, he acquired some sealing techniques, but few people in the family learned these things.
Later, the family began to improve many sealing techniques to make it more suitable for the clan members to practice.
For example, Uchiha Fire Formation."
"Great Elder, take your leave!"
Seeing that the other party was about to recall family history again, Asuka twitched the corner of his mouth, quickly passed over the old man, and was about to use the teleportation technique to leave.
He came to the family warehouse just to find the box, but after looking around and finding nothing, he just took a sealing technique and came out of it.
After returning from Sunagakure, go to the clan leader's house to look for it.
At this time, the Great Elder seemed to have remembered something. He waved his hand towards Asuka's back and said in an old voice.
"There will be a clan meeting in the evening, and the village has approved Fugaku's application to go to the battlefield."
Um?
Feiniao stopped and turned to look at the great elder, puzzled.
"What kind of battlefield is this time?"
"Although the Third Ninja World War is generally over, there are still some small local battles. Fugaku plans to take Itachi to the battlefield to see the war."
"Tsk! Tsk!"
Hearing the unexplained tut sound from the bird's mouth, the great elder stroked his beard and said with a smile.
"I've seen Itachi's talent. Although it's a little early to go to the battlefield at the age of four, the ninja world will probably be quiet for a long time in the future. It's a good idea to go and see now."
Looking at the great elder with a red face, Feiniao curled his lips. He also understood what these people were thinking. They just wanted to exercise in advance.
What you think is Itachi going to the battlefield: accelerating his maturity, opening his Sharingan, and then crushing the new generation in the village along the way, becoming the proud son of the village.
But when he actually went to the battlefield, he suddenly discovered that war turned out to be hell, and began to think about the meaning of life, and from then on he became a peace-loving man.
Even for the sake of peace, I will lift you all up.
"Old man, I will go to the clan meeting in the afternoon."
Waving to the other party, Asuka left the yard.
He still has to give the last lesson to three students, and the next time he wants to come back to teach will be three months later.
In the afternoon, Nanga Shrine.
"Too lazy!"
After a period of exercise just now, Feiniao now feels that he is too lazy.
In the past few months after coming off the battlefield, he only trained his Sharingan regularly. As for other training, he had never touched it, which led him to find that his body was a little rusty.
If he hadn't been about to go to Sand Hidden Village for friendly exchanges, his strength would probably have dropped to the level of an ordinary jounin like Kakashi in the future.
Putting two fingers on the ground, Asuka did two-finger push-ups at the entrance of Nanga Shrine.
"108."
"."
"201."
"."
"326."
After collecting 500, Feiniao took a deep breath, then moved each joint, and then picked up the daily training that he had left behind for nearly a year.
Expecting to return to the level of a year ago in one day is a bit of a fool's errand. We can only adjust slowly and step by step.
The sweat poured down like a waterfall, turning the dry ground into a moist state.
As time went by, jonins from the Uchiha clan also appeared near the shrine one after another.
After glancing at Feiniao, who was sweating, they didn't say hello. Instead, they each found an empty corner and began to wait with their eyes closed.
These people were not surprised at all as to why Asuka was training here. After all, as a representative of Konoha, the danger of going to Sunagakure for a communication mission could be understood with one's feet.
At this time, if you restore more strength, you will have more chances of saving your life.
Unknowingly, the time came to night.
Elder Ryoichi looked at the already dark night. He turned to look at the elder sitting beside him and raised his eyebrows.
"Old guy, did you remember the time wrong? Is there a meeting today?"
"yes!"
The great elder nodded firmly. Although his face was completely indifferent, his heart was already beating.
Now a full hour has passed since the agreed meeting time.
Could it be that I really remembered it wrong?
Suck~suck~
At this time, a strange smell interrupted the great elder's inner doubts. He sniffed hard and smelled the strange smell that suddenly floated in the air. He frowned and looked at Elder Liangyi sitting next to him, and said something unkind.
"Ryoichi, did you fart?"
"You just fucking farted."
"What's this bad smell in the air?"
Um?
After being reminded by the great elder, Ryoichi also noticed a sudden strange smell in the air. He turned to look at the other elder next to him and said with disdain.
"Old man, how many days have you not washed your socks?
This sour and sour smell makes my eyes hurt. "
"I don't wear socks!"
Stretching his feet on Ryoichi's legs, he wiggled his toes a few times and then stood up. The three magatama sharingan spun crazily and shouted in the distance.
"Go away and take a shit, I think. Do you think Nanga Shrine is a toilet?"
After talking for a while, no one responded to him. Just when he thought the matter was solved, the weird smell in the air became thicker.
"Who is it?"
Ryoichi stood up and his Sharingan began to move. After scanning around, he looked at Asuka who was still eating vermicelli and frowned.
"Boy, you don't have to worry about affecting your appetite when you eat here."
"fine!"
Asuka waved to the group of restless Uchiha elders, then he picked up the conch powder in his hand and continued to eat happily.
He was hungry and tired after training. If the clan leader hadn't been late today, why would he have filled his stomach here.
Asuka was so focused on cooking that he didn't notice that all the Uchiha people around him stood up and frowned deeply. Then their facial features were distorted and their expressions were a little tangled and painful.
If this was not Nanga Shrine, they would have walked to their own hut.
After searching around and finding nothing unusual, Ryoichi came to Asuka cursing and looked down at Asuka who was drinking soup.
He was just about to pat the other party and give his grandson some chicken wings when he suddenly realized that the smell here was extremely strong.
Liang Yi pinched his nose. He subconsciously lowered his head and put his nose into the basin in Asuka's hand, and started to smell it.
"ha!"
Asuka raised his head and exhaled comfortably.
boom!
He looked at Elder Ryoichi sitting on the ground, saw the disbelieving expression on his face, and raised his eyebrows.
"Elder, are you looking for me?"
"You, you, you, what do you eat?"
Ryoichi, who was trembling even as he spoke, pointed at the empty bowl in Asuka's hand, and his body began to tremble subconsciously.
He felt as if he had found the source of the strange smell.
"This?"
Asuka's eyes fell on the empty bowl. He wiped his mouth, summoned another basin, and handed it to Ryoichi. The expression on his face suddenly became sad, and his tone was low.
“Our family is a family of love, and no family loves us more deeply than Uchiha.
This is a food I developed, suitable for us Uchiha clan to eat.
It smells of love. "
Smelling the increasingly strong sour smell in the air, Ryoichi fell into rare silence.
Is the taste of love so sour?
"."
After a moment of silence, he didn't know what he thought of. He subconsciously took the pot of steaming snail and lion noodles with both hands, and looked down at the fungus, beans, green vegetables and other ingredients floating on it.
After discovering that there was indeed no shit inside, Ryoichi broke off two tree branches, picked up the vermicelli and took a bite.
He mainly wants to taste what love tastes like.
He has been out of love for many years.
Suck!
After taking one gulp, Ryoichi closed his eyes, and images of his fallen companions flashed through his mind like a lantern.
Now I can eat such novel things, but they have already fallen asleep underground.
Thinking of this, he picked another mouthful of vermicelli and put it into his mouth.
This unpleasant smell is somewhat similar to the sour smell that filled my heart when I saw others holding hands while shopping.
"Ryoichi, what are you eating?"
At this time, Ryoichi suddenly heard the horrified voice of the great elder coming from behind him. He cleared his throat, which had become hoarse due to the chili pepper, and spoke in a low voice.
“We, the Uchiha clan, are a clan of love.
And this vermicelli is full of the flavor of love. It reminds me of some things I could never ask for.
Recalling some of the heart-wrenching things that happened back then, now I take another bite of vermicelli and taste the sour, sweet, spicy and other flavors in my mouth. The pungent sour taste rushes straight to my mind along the nostrils, and my mood now is the same as it was then.
This food is really suitable for us Uchiha. "
With that said, he handed over the noodles in his hand and motioned to the elder to have a taste too.
? ? ?
The great elder glanced at the strange-smelling vermicelli in Ryoichi's hand, and then he looked up at Ryoichi's eyes full of memories, and froze in his grip on his beard.
Is this thing so evil?
Do you want to try it?
However, when he looked at the leftover vermicelli in the bowl and at the half-left vermicelli in Asuka's hand, the great elder's expression darkened. As if he had made up his mind, he stretched out his old arms towards Asuka and spoke.
“Boy, you must have made this thing, right?
Give me a new bowl. "
"."
Feiniao looked at the great elder's expression as if he was dead. After smacking his lips, he got another bowl of snail powder for him.
Suck it~
"Well, it does have some flavor. You all should come over and have a taste."
In line with the principle of sharing good things together, after the elder took a bite of the vermicelli, he waved to the surrounding tribesmen and motioned for them to come and eat together.
As more and more Uchiha clan members were called by the Great Elder and Elder Ryoichi to experience the taste of love, the stench in the air became stronger and stronger.
“We went inside the shrine to eat.
If we continue to eat outside, others will think that our Uchiha family is cooking shit. "
Under the leadership of the great elder, the group of Uchiha jounin all entered the Nanga Shrine holding the raoshi powder in their hands.
Not to mention, it tastes pretty good.
The taste of love.
Sour, sour.
after an hour.
Uchiha Fugaku's family of three slowly walked from a distance.
Itachi looked up at his father and asked in a low voice after seeing the expression on his father's face was somewhat gloomy.
"Father, Hokage-sama came to see you just now. What's the matter?"
"Finalize the war."
"Father, where are we going?"
"The country of rain or the country of water, it depends on the border situation."
Hearing this, Uchiha Itachi nodded. He was very unfamiliar with war now and only had some simple records in books.
The torso is incomplete, the intestines slowly slide out of the belly, and the body.
Looking down at Uchiha Itachi's silent expression, Mikoto reached out and stroked his head. After a trace of distress flashed across her face, she became calm again.
As the young leader of the Uchiha clan, these are things he must experience.
A trip to the battlefield can be regarded as the first lesson in life. You must experience something personally before you can become mature.
Squeak!
Looking at the gate of Nanga Shrine being pushed open, Uchiha Mikoto looked at the clan members inside with a calm expression.
As the clan leader's wife, she has not attended a clan meeting for a long time.
Today she wanted to see how that bastard Uchiha Asuka would persuade Fugaku to marry another woman.
? ? ?
Toilet smell? ? ?
Uchiha Mikoto smelled the strange smell in the air. She stretched out her hand to rub her nose and frowned subconsciously.
Is there something wrong with your nose?
Logically speaking, there are no toilets near Minaga Shrine.
But what's going on with this disgusting ditch smell?
After sniffing a few more times, she looked at Itachi who was covering his nose and Fugaku who was a little confused, and a look of surprise suddenly appeared on his face.
It turns out that there is something wrong with my nose.
"Hiccup~"
A melodious burping sound was heard. The elder patted his belly and stood up. He faced the clan leader and his family standing blankly at the door and said in a hoarse voice.
"Clan leader, close the door first. Don't let anyone think that we, the Uchiha clan, are cooking something indescribable."
"good!"
Uchiha Fugaku nodded with difficulty. He reached out to close the door, stepped to the main seat, sat down cross-legged, and said calmly.
“What does it smell like here??”
"taste of love!"
The great elder nodded firmly. He rubbed his red eyes, and then his eyes fell on Asuka. He raised three fingers and said firmly.
"Three bowls!"
Just when the Fugaku family was a little confused, they saw Uchiha Asuka bit off his thumb, made a psychic seal, and slapped it on the table.
With a flash of eyes, three large bowls filled with conch noodles appeared on the table.
After placing three large bowls in front of Fugaku and the others, Asuka rubbed his red eyes and said.
"Clan leader, tonight is Uchiha's night, and the noodles are filled with the flavor of love. Please taste them."
He regretted it.
Dozens of people were eating snail and lion noodle in a secret room. The taste was too strong.
The key is that one person eats more than one bowl.
The smoke makes people's eyes hurt.
? ? ?
Fugaku smelled the sour smell emanating from the bowl, and glanced at the family jounin below. He saw that they were all looking at him with red and swollen eyes. The look of anticipation in their eyes made people feel a sudden surge in their hearts.
He hesitated for a moment, and out of trust in his tribe, he picked up the chopsticks and tasted it.
Um.
The taste is acceptable.
He thought so. Uchiha Mikoto smelled the sour smell that penetrated her nostrils. She rubbed her somewhat groggy head and looked straight at Asuka, as if she wanted to eat him.
[How can I eat this kind of thing? Shit-flavored chocolate is nothing more than that. 】
This is probably the true portrayal of Uchiha Mikoto's heart right now.
After quietly pushing the rashi powder in her hand towards Uchiha Fugaku, she subconsciously clenched her fists.
So angry! !
I really want to hit someone! !
Because the smell in the secret room today was too exciting, Uchiha Fugaku said a few simple words after eating the snail noodles, and then let the group of Jonin who were almost stunned by the smoke leave.
His eyes hurt now.
When Uchiha Mikoto passed by Asuka, she gouged him hard with her eyes and let out a terrifying sneer.
Not counting his opinions, I have been teased twice by the other party.
The cakes tasted so bad the first time, and the fans smelled so bad the second time.
How infuriating.
As time passed, it quickly came to midnight.
at this time.
Most of the Konoha Village fell into sleep.
Uchiha Itachi stretched his hand to the side, and when he found that it was empty, he sighed softly in his heart.
He will go to the battlefield tomorrow, and his mother said that he will sleep with him today.
Are you leaving now?
Uchiha Itachi slowly opened his eyes, and then through the moonlight shining in from the window, he saw that his mother had not left.
He found that his mother just sat up, leaning her back against the wall, the Sharingan in her eyes kept spinning, and her face looked a little frighteningly pale.
"Mother?"
After hearing Itachi's voice calling her, her eyes fell on Uchiha Itachi from the direction of Asuka's house and said coldly.
"sleep!"
"Isn't mother still asleep?"
Hearing this, Uchiha Mikoto took a deep breath, closed her Sharingan, and patted Itachi's back with one hand.
"Can't sleep."
Uchiha Itachi looked at his mother with concern and wondered.
"Mother, what happened?"
"I dreamed that when I entered the kitchen, the pot was boiling."
As she said that, the Sharingan in Uchiha Mikoto's eyes began to spin again. She looked hatefully in the direction of Asuka's house and bit her lips until they lost all color.
Uchiha Asuka, I'm waiting for you to come back from Sunagakure Village.
ps: Two in one today.
One chapter is 5800 words.
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