Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Where's the pot?"

"Where's the shovel?"

"Why is there no soy sauce?"

After searching around the kitchen, Feiniao found that his house seemed to have been broken into. Most of the items in the kitchen were empty, especially the frying spoon he used to boil hot water, which had also disappeared.

Ichikishima Hime glanced at the kitchen, then pointed outside and said.

"I've seen everyone. Shukaku was acting like a thief this morning. He was carrying a frying spoon and disappeared to nowhere!!"

"call!"

Hearing that the frying spoon was taken away by Shukaku, Asuka couldn't help but let out a long breath.

Shukaku studied the recipes all night last night. Asuka doesn't know if his cooking skills have improved, but judging from the fact that so many things were lost in his kitchen today.

It was probably carrying a frying spoon and running to tease Kyuubi's fragile nerves.

"well!"

I don’t know why, but the things Shukaku does always make Asuka feel like an internet troll.

"correct!"

After boiling a pot of water with an electric kettle, he looked at Ichikishimahime who was sitting on a chair waiting for the meal to be served, and asked, "How is your investigation about the Ryūchi Cave treasure?"

"I can't find anything about my identity!"

Ichikijima Hime leaned back on the chair, looked up at the ceiling, and said helplessly, "I searched all over the Ryūchi Cave classics, but I didn't find anything similar to the [Toad Treasure] at home.

The price of using the Toad Treasure once was not found. The Immortal probably knew about this, but the Immortal had been hibernating in seclusion since last summer. "

Hearing this, Feiniao looked at the little lolita in front of him with suspicion.

This is the first time he has heard of snakes hibernating in summer. Is this why the white snake became an immortal?

boom!

At this time, Ichikijima Hime slapped the table and stood up, saying angrily, "This is the first time I saw a snake hibernating in the summer. It was last summer, and a year has passed."

Speaking of this, she suddenly felt that she was a little rude. After all, it was not good to talk about others behind their backs, and it was even worse to talk about the White Snake Immortal behind their backs.

But when she saw the flying bird standing in front of her, she held her mouth shut and muttered.

"The Immortal did it on purpose.

I always feel that I have been plotted by the immortal.

Especially since the immortal hibernating, the feeling of being plotted has become stronger and stronger. It is clear that the last time the White Snake Immortal hibernated was more than a hundred years ago. At that time, the immortal only slept for three hours, had a nightmare and never slept again. . "

The more Ichikishima spoke, the more aggrieved she felt.

I used to live on air, but now I live on three meals a day.

Lowering his head and glancing at the soaked instant noodles, Ichikishimahime shrugged his eyelids and said feebly, "Although I have been eating it for half a year, I still don't like it.

I feel like I’m about to die! "

boom!

Ichikishima-hime hit her chin heavily on the table and looked forward with a look of despair.

Feiniao took a sip of instant noodles and said. "That's what you like about instant noodles. Who likes to eat instant noodles? Isn't it because they don't know how to make other things? And you have to eat instant noodles quickly. The slower you eat them, the more you hate the taste."

After eating instant noodles for so many years, he has long figured out a way to eat them without getting tired of them.

"correct!"

Asuka suddenly thought of something. He looked up at the resentful Ichikishima Hime and asked, "Who is the best illusion master in Konoha?"

"Number one in Konoha?"

Ichikishimahime frowned.

Then she raised her eyelids and glanced at Asuka, then looked outside through the window, "I feel like that pervert in green clothes. He hypnotizes himself every morning, saying that as long as he works harder, he can surpass Kakashi.

Although I don’t know much about Kakashi, the chakra of that pervert in green is even worse.”

As she spoke, she shook her head from side to side and searched around the room, then pointed to the big bowl not far away and said metaphorically, "In my eyes, his chakra is like the chakra in the bag of mung beans next to the big bowl." A mung bean cannot be any smaller.

And my chakra is just mung beans, just the sum of all the mung beans in an acre of land.

As for Kakashi, his chakra is probably a little larger than that of a watermelon due to the Sharingan of our family. "

Seeing Ichikishimahime stretching out her arms and making various exaggerated gestures, Asuka couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth.

He really wanted to tell Ichiki Shimahime that Gai was really strong, so strong that he could kill several Kakashi with one kick.

"never mind!"

The future events could not be explained clearly. Asuka quickly ate all the instant noodles in the bowl, then directly took out the reward that the system had sent out some time ago, and squeezed it hard with his right hand.

Snapped!

With a crisp sound, the purple scroll instantly turned into dots of starlight and slowly disappeared into the air.

"What is this?"

Reaching out and grabbing a handful of stars, Ichikishimahime shrugged her nose and asked in confusion, "Why do I smell like instant noodles in these stars?"

"Just throw away the instant noodle soup."

Saying that, Asuka crossed his arms and waited quietly.

There are two types of scrolls: active and passive.

A minute after Asuka finished pinching the resurrection scroll a few days ago, the woman appeared directly at his home without him having to do anything.

For this kind of scroll, he calls it a passive scroll.

As for the reward given by the system before [A Sweet Encounter (not the Haruno Sakura version)], after he finished pinching the scroll, he went out for a walk, and then met Tsunade and was beaten.

For this kind of scroll, he calls it an active scroll.

Take the initiative to come to find others,

"Nothing happened!"

After waiting for a few minutes, Ichikishimahime kicked her legs and said impatiently.

"This should be an active scroll."

Asuka straightened her body, stretched her muscles and bones, then dressed neatly, waved to Ichikijima Hime and said, "Let's go out for a walk."

He was very curious about what the system said about this careful teaching.

There should be no one in Konoha who can teach me for no reason, right?

"Good morning, Asuka-sama!"

"Sir, are you preparing to go on patrol?"

"Whatever pot you don't want to pick up, Asuka Jonin has been fired from the police department."

"Huh? I was shot again? How many times is this?"

"It must have been more than twenty times. I have been expelled so many times that I can't even remember them."

After saying that, these villagers saw Feiniao's face turning slightly dark, and his pace changed from leisurely to urgent at the beginning.

"well!"

One of the villagers looked at Feiniao's disappearing figure and lamented, "Anyone who has been fired from the same department more than 20 times will not feel bad."

"That's right. I went to the police department seven times to plead with Mr. Asuka. After all, I did a good job. Why should I be fired?"

“Maybe it’s internal strife!!”

"dark!!"

Hearing the discussion coming from behind, Ichikijima Hime, who was floating in the air, lowered her head and glanced at him, gloating, "This is the first time I heard that someone can be fired from the same department more than twenty times.

In fact, I am not curious about why they drove you away. I am just curious about why you went back again? "

Feiniao rolled his eyes at her and said annoyed.

"Passive. I had no intention of going back when I was fired for the first time. At that time, I was even preparing to go on a long-term mission outside the village. Then Mr. Ryoichi found me that night."

"What are you looking for?"

"The old man said that as my only living elder, he should take care of me, so he took me through the back door and let me in again. At that time, I was relatively innocent and really thought that the old man was doing it for my own good.

Later, his eldest son, who had been fired more than ten times, came to me and asked me to take care of his father while he went on a long-term mission. "

Ichikishimahime looked confused. She bit her finger and tilted her head.

"Then why did the old man fire you?"

"Of course I have to give an explanation to the village!"

Hearing the voice from behind, she nodded with a look of surprise on her face.

It turned out to be the one who took the blame! !

"Huh~"

Asuka took a deep breath and turned to look in the direction of the sound.

As a familiar green robe came into view, after seeing the word "GAM" on the green robe clearly, Feiniao turned around and left without any hesitation.

After crushing the [Encounter] scroll last time, I met Tsunade when I went out. After crushing the [Careful Teaching] scroll this time, why did I meet this woman again.

This guy can do illusions? ?

She can conjure up a hammer.

Thinking of the last time he was beaten away, Asuka walked faster.

Snapped!

A white and tender jade hand suddenly patted his shoulder, and the powerful force made him stop instantly.

"Tsunade-sama!"

The faint fragrance entered his lungs along the air. After Asuka took a deep breath, he turned his head and looked over and said expressionlessly, "I remember you don't know how to do illusions, right?"

Tsunade clenched her fist, and the crunching sound spread far through the air.

She looked up and down at Asuka, half-smiling.

"Do you think I can?"

Feiniao narrowed his eyes slightly and said calmly.

"I do not guess you guess guess?"

Tsunade shook her head and said.

"I guess you won't guess."

Asuka looked around and found that no one was coming here. He took a deep breath and said, "Then I guess you are the number one illusion master in Konoha. Please let go."

She gave Asuka a thumbs up and nodded.

"Guessed it right!"

grass?

Hearing this, Asuka's eyes widened instantly and he looked at the other person in shock.

This woman. This old woman.

She actually admitted that she was the number one illusion master in Konoha? ?