Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Let me tell you, this thunder turkey used to be very squeamish. The feed you fed contained athlete's foot, and it had to die. But after Master Azabuyi improved the thunder turkey, you can add some corn kernels to its rice. , it is considered to be 99% rare.

The last time I was feeding chickens, I accidentally spit into the feed, and eight chickens died. I felt so sad. "

"When my grandfather raised this thing in the past, a group of people would take care of it. They were afraid that the water would be a little cold and the thing would die. But now if you feed it some sand, it will lay two more eggs for you."

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The merchant's words immediately silenced Feiniao and Fei Fei.

Although Fei Fei has no experience raising this thing, he can still get clues from the fact that Thunder Turkey ranks first in the chicken rankings all year round, with a price that is nearly twice as high as the second place price.

The output of this thing is not high.

But now it seems.

Looking at the silent bird, and then at the spitting merchant, it couldn't help but be speechless for a while.

It is estimated that the merchant's words touched Asuka's sadness.

at this time.

Uchiha Asuka stared at the energetic chickens in the basket, feeling a little sad indeed.

It wasn't that he was sad that all the chickens he had raised died mysteriously overnight, and the next day he was happy to mention a pot of chicken soup. He was thinking about a certain reward from the system that he had received last year.

【Magical Egg】

[This is a rooster egg. It can impregnate a hundred hens every day, and once it impregnates a hen, it can keep the hens in a fertile state for a month.

Moreover, eggs laid by pregnant hens have a hatching success rate of up to 90%, and the survival rate of the chicks is 100%.

Note: If a man eats this rooster, he will be easily affected by chicken hormone and become pregnant. 】

At that time, when he saw the reward given by the system, and combined with the future genocide of the Uchiha, he roughly guessed the meaning of the eggs given by the system. Didn't he just want to see him have many children and be blessed, and reproduce the Uchiha?

Then he planted the egg in a flower pot according to the system's requirements and threw it in the yard to let it absorb the essence of the sun.

later

The eggs were lost along with the flowerpot.

Later, he found out that it was Yunyin's gang of fools who stole flower pots instead of children. But when he came to the door, he found that the eggs in the pots had hatched, and they didn't seem to recognize him as the person who provided the flower pots for them. The master of hatching.

"Asuka~~"

"Asuka~~"

A series of calls brought Feiniao out of his distraction, and then he heard a doubtful voice next to his ear, "You have been staring at these chickens in a daze for a long time."

Hearing this, Feiniao's wandering eyes gradually regained focus, and then he found that the vendor was looking at him with a wary expression, as if he was afraid that he would run away with the chicken basket next moment.

"Harmful!"

Asuka waved his hand at the vigilant vendor, and after asking about the price of the chickens, he directly paid for one, and then continued walking towards the land of honey with a cat and a chicken.

"Asuka!"

The orange cat squatted on Asuka's shoulder, playing with the light yellow chicken, and asked, "Why do you suddenly think of buying this guy? Do we want to raise chickens?"

After glancing at the chicken in his hand, Feiniao said directly without thinking.

"Tonight we will eat chicken stewed with mushrooms to make up for the regrets in our hearts."

"What regret?"

Fei Fei looked at the chicken in his paws, and then at Uchiha Asuka, with curiosity written all over his face.

"well!"

The bird looked up at the sky, sighing with regret.

He finally understood why in those immortality novels, the protagonists were always ruthlessly hunted down after snatching the opportunity to be protected by monsters.

The reason why he could not empathize with those violent monsters before was because he had not encountered the same situation.

I accidentally got an egg, and then I planted it in a flower pot and took care of it carefully for three months, so that the egg could absorb enough of the essence of the sun and the moon. When it was about to break out of the ground, the protagonist came.

Even the basin was taken away by me. It’s really very irritating! !

"Asuka!"

Looking at the silent Uchiha Asuka, the orange cat flicked its tail and said, "Does the name Azabui sound very familiar to you?

I remember her name, but I can’t remember her battle record.”

As he said that, he saw the orange cat gently beat his head.

Its vision has been rising along with Asuka's strength.

In the past, when Asuka was still a chuunin, it could remember the names of many people. Those people had dazzling achievements and could easily pose a threat to Asuka, so it had to remember those names in its heart and remind them of them all the time. flying birds.

But when Asuka's strength reaches the Jonin level, it can remember fewer names, and when Asuka's strength reaches the Kage level, there are even fewer names that it can remember.

"Mabuyi~~"

As he kept mumbling this name, the doubt in Fei Fei's eyes became more intense.

The name is familiar, but I can't remember any special achievements she has.

next moment.

While Fei Fei was thinking, he heard the sound of birds flying next to his ears.

"The one who moved my flower pots."

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For a moment, Fatty, who was still thinking about who that person was, was stunned. Then a little loli with long silver-white hair, bronze skin, and who liked to wear green clothes appeared in its mind.

No wonder it felt that this person was familiar.

It turns out to be the one Uchiha Asuka often talks about.

Thinking of this, Fei Fei looked at the chicken with a little more sympathy in his eyes, "Let's eat roasted tonight. I heard that the chicken is quite tender, but I don't know what it tastes like when roasted.

Don't feel bad, you were the one who asked people to move it at will, but they just happened to move it to that pot.

Who would have thought you would put that flowerpot in the yard?"

"Isn't this to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon? Put it on the windowsill and it won't get the afternoon sun."

Having said this, Feiniao took a deep breath and muttered to himself.

In the worst case, if you want to reproduce heirs, you can use your kaleidoscope ability to cut off a chicken leg. Anyway, according to the system, as long as you eat chicken, you can enhance your ability to reproduce heirs, and it doesn't say you need to eat the whole chicken.

Um?

Just when he was distracted, Feiniao suddenly caught a glimpse of a bronze figure flashing past the front of him out of the corner of his eye.

She has white hair, bronze skin, dark green clothes and a black mesh combat uniform. Even if she wears a pair of high heels, Asuka estimates that her height is not more than 150 meters.

"It's really a fate!"

Looking at the figure disappearing at the corner of the street, Feiniao stood there and thought for a moment, then turned and walked in the other direction.

He was here to perform a mission, not to ask Azabu Yi for the cock.

When it comes to cock

Feiniao immediately covered his chest with his hands, glanced at the yellow chicken on his shoulder, and said slowly.

"Fei Fei, have you heard of the eight ways to eat chicken?"

"Are you talking about the proper way to eat? Or the improper way to eat?"

"Of course it's serious."

"I've never heard of that!"

"I'll give you a try tonight."

"A serious way to eat or an improper way to eat?"

"Idiot, of course you are serious."

Hearing this, Fei Fei once again looked at the chicken in his hand, which was weighed and weighed twice, and the beard on his face trembled a few times.

"Asuka, are you sure there are eight ways to eat it?"

"certainly!"

"serious?"

"serious."

"I don't believe it!"

The voices of a man and a woman spread through the air and reached the ears of the people around them. The civilians of the Kingdom of Thunder turned to look at the two people who were arguing.

cat?

Seeing the cat talking, the civilians of the Land of Thunder widened their eyes with horror on their faces.

Talking cat? ?

Is it because they didn't wake up, or is the cat demon coming? ?