Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

This is really a hot piece of gossip.

Asuka put down the canned meat in his hand, then took some water and put it in front of the orange cat, his eyes shining.

"Although this kind of thing doesn't happen in the ninja world, isn't Rasa that famous for his single-mindedness?"

The orange cat lowered his head and smelled the fragrant can before continuing.

"That's all I heard, and the male ninja couldn't wait to get started after finishing this conversation.

I thought they would continue chatting afterward, so I lay down by the bedroom window until dawn.

As a result, I waited all night in vain. "

"what a pity!"

Feiniao shook his head, then his expression turned serious.

"Don't squat until dawn next time. Everyone in Sunagakure Village knows that you are my psychic beast. It can easily be misunderstood that I want to spy on Sunagakure's intelligence."

The orange cat took a bite of the can and muttered.

"You're right. I was almost discovered that morning."

Asuka frowned and asked quickly.

"Then what?"

The orange cat patted his chest, with a humane look of joy on his face, and said slowly.

"At dawn, the male owner of the house came back, and then the male ninja in the bedroom tried to open the window through the curtains and run away.

Didn't I stick to the window at that time, and he almost pushed me down.

Then when I got angry, I kicked him out of the window and back into the house.

Later, that family got into a fight and cursed each other. People on the street focused their attention on that family and didn't notice me. "

Man of the house? ?

Feiniao's movements froze and he was a little surprised.

"So, the man and woman you heard talking in the middle of the night were having an affair??"

"yes!"

The orange cat nodded affirmatively, then he half-lyed on the table and said with half-lowered eyelids.

"Normal people don't have so much gossip."

"Which one?"

It glanced at Asuka suspiciously, its tone full of scrutiny.

"Why do you want to have an affair too?

Although that person's lovers can be counted on two hands, I guess if she still wants to establish herself in Sunagakure in the future, she won't have anything happen to you, a Konoha ninja. "

Pooh!

After spitting at the orange cat, Asuka crossed his legs and said with disdain.

"Just asking.

We have known each other for so many years, have you ever seen me in contact with that kind of person? "

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The orange cat nodded subconsciously, thinking that Feiniao had indeed behaved himself over the years, and the only illicit woman he had ever come into contact with was probably the lady who sold magazines in the village.

"Her family lives at No. 77 Piaoxue Street, Desert. The male owner is a genin. He has a good reputation in the neighborhood and is known as an honest person.

The hostess's name is Truth. Although she looks ordinary, she has a really hot figure and is as sexy as those stinky foxes showing off.

Not only does she enjoy hooking up with married men;

She always brings others to her home while her man is away on missions.

I have seen it with my own eyes more than a dozen times. "

At this time, I saw it stretching on the table and speaking in a gossipy tone.

"By the way, Jinri recently found a new lover. His name is Yuzo, and he has some relationship with Chiyo."

"Is he Chiyo's mistress?"

"That's not true, he is the apprentice of Chiyo's younger brother Ebizo.

When I passed by the capital of the Kingdom of Wind in the front end, I heard from the cat in the Daiming Mansion that the Daiming's concubine had found a guardian ninja as a concubine, and that person was also named Yuzo. "

"Are they the same person?"

"Probably. Sunagakure shouldn't have the same name."

Hearing this, Asuka's face showed emotion.

Ebizo's apprentice is having a great time.

But this is normal. These ninjas often walk on the edge of death, which makes them somewhat abnormal.

When he was in Konoha, he often heard who cheated on whom.

But that honest man still hasn't divorced his wife, which once again refreshes Asuka's understanding of the word "patience".

Thinking of this, he gave the orange cat a thumbs up and praised it.

"Fei Fei, you are really good at collecting gossip."

Hearing Asuka praising himself, the orange cat raised the corner of his mouth and smiled with all the teeth in his mouth exposed.

"It's not easy. You finally discovered your strengths."

"yes!"

Asuka pulled the fat on the orange cat's body and sighed.

"The reason why I signed you in the first place, apart from being cute and fat, was mainly because I wanted to use you as a pillow.

But I didn’t expect the hair loss to be so severe.”

"It's too much!"

Seeing Asuka mentioning his dark history, the hair on his body immediately started to stand up, and his words were ungrateful.

"Asshole, do you dare to say that when you signed the psychic contract with me, you didn't have the idea of ​​me using the transformation technique to become a cat lady?"

"You've gotten so fat that I've completely lost interest in catgirls."

"Die!"

in the room.

The cat roared, the birds gasped, and the plate shattered for a long time.

Three days later.

"Harm, mother-in-law, you can't bear to see a genius become a waste, right?"

Boom!

Kankuro covered his head and seemed to have a mask of pain on his face. He glanced at his mother who clenched her fists and said a little aggrievedly.

"Why hit me?

I just wanted to learn puppetry with my mother-in-law and practice my opening remarks. "

"Where did you learn that?"

Garura stared at her son with an ugly expression. She couldn't understand why her previously well-behaved son could actually say such words that sounded like an idiot.

"In the past two days, I can often hear Brother Asuka talking to himself, and I learned it from him."

Uchiha Asuka?

Hearing this name, Garura frowned and said doubtfully.

"What have you learned from him these days?"

"Puppetry!"

"He knows puppetry?"

"Um!"

Kankuro nodded seriously, then he raised his finger and said seriously.

“He told me that the only weakness of puppetry is the human body, so I should build up my body.

In this way, even if the enemy avoids the puppet and fights me at close range, I can still kick him back.

he still"

"Stop! Stop!"

Garuruo quickly interrupted what his son wanted to say next.

She just rested for two months and didn't take care of Kankuro for two months. How could he become like this?

After taking a few deep breaths, she took Kankuro's arm and said sternly.

"From now on, you go and learn what puppetry is from Chiyo-sama, and don't use that kind of opening remarks that make people sound idiotic.

So as not to make Chiyo-sama unhappy. "

"Oh~"

Kankuro said dryly.

He specifically asked Feiniao for advice on this opening statement.

He still remembers Asuka patting his shoulder and saying.

[Kankuro, Chiyo’s mother-in-law is now retired, and she will not easily accept you as her apprentice.

But as long as you learn puppetry for two months from someone like me who doesn't know how to do it, Chiyo will accept you through gritted teeth in order to prevent the future genius of the village from dying young.

When the time comes, just say that when you meet. The success rate will be greatly improved.]

Squeak!

As the door opened, Kankuro, who was following his mother, saw the room in front of him that was too big to look like.

so big!

After entering the door and scanning the somewhat empty room, Kankuro couldn't help but sigh.

There is no furniture or anything in this room.

There is a pool in the center of the house, but I don't know if there are any fish in it.

Just when he was distracted, Garura had already come to Ebizo and explained his purpose.

Chiyo's eyes then fell on Kankuro.

She looked at Kankuro looking around, and thought of the puppet master knowledge that Asuka taught him that had nothing to do with puppet masters. She sighed softly and said in an old voice.

“I’ll just teach him the basics.

Yuzo, go to my room and find some basic puppets. "

"yes!"

"Thank you, Chiyo-sama!"

Kaura nodded in thanks. She knew that the other person could teach Kankuro, most likely because of Rasa's sake.

At this time, Kankuro's eyes suddenly fell on the ninja who turned and left.

It turns out that Yuzo is this guy!

A child's eyes cannot hide things.

Ebizo, who was fishing, looked at Yuzo's back with reverent eyes and said kindly.

"Kankuro, what are you thinking about?"

"ah?"

Kankuro imitated Asuka and picked his nose, saying in a milky voice.

"Yuzo is the real ninja. He can withstand the impact of more than 300 kilograms and use his strong willpower to complete impossible tasks."

? ? ?

The three of them had questions on their heads after hearing these words.

Snapped!

The sound of the fishing rod in his hand falling to the ground woke Ebizo up. He recalled what Kankuro said just now, looked at the other person's respectful eyes, and said hesitantly.

"Where did you hear these words?"

"I heard what the cat said when I was playing at Brother Asuka's house."

Hearing this, Ebizo also had a look of surprise on his face. He glanced at Kankuro who was being carried away by his ears, and then his eyes fell on his sister Chiyo, and he said slowly.

"Sister, the one with more than 300 kilograms should be the one next to the daimyo, right?"

Chiyo glanced at Ebizo, then picked up the fishing rod and said while swinging the hook.

"The daimyo is cutting down on funding, and you want to increase some funding through the advice of people around him.

Although the plan is a bit shoddy, it is one of the few attempts that can be made under the current circumstances. "

"The village's funds have reached a critical point, otherwise it would not have used this method."

Ebizo put down his fishing rod, stood up with a sigh, and said.

"Sister, I'm going to go."

Um!

Looking at Ebizo's leaving back, Chiyo slowly closed his eyes, his whole body seemed to be in trance, sitting there motionless.

What a great name.

I don’t know if the village will still have the ability to launch a war more than ten years later.

"Lord Ebizo!"

"Um!"

"Where are you going, Ebizou-sama?"

"Just take a walk!"

Greeting people on the street along the way, Ebizo's mind started to work.

It seems that the other party has known about this for a long time. I wonder what he wants with this handle?

The people in Konoha should not know about this matter, otherwise it would be impossible for him to not hear any rumors. With the relationship between Uchiha and Konoha, there is a high probability that he will not tell the senior officials about this matter.

Although the dead will keep secrets, no one knows whether the dead will leave any behind-the-scenes secrets during their lifetime.

If the matter comes to light, the daimyo is likely to cut the already small funding by a few cents again.

Shaking his head, Ebizo went straight to Asuka's house.

"Yo!"

Asuka opened the door and looked at Ebizo standing outside the door, Asuka said with some surprise.

"Master Ebizo, I haven't seen you for several months, but you are still so energetic."

"Heh~heh~"

Ebizo stroked his beard and smiled kindly. He glanced at the cat queen on the table in the room, a light flashed in his eyes, and he smiled.

"Go in and talk?"

"good!"

Asuka brought Ebizo in, then poured him a glass of boiled water and asked.

"Seeing that I'm going back to Konoha, are you planning to see me off in advance?"

"no!"

Taking the water glass from the other party, Ebizo put it on the table and said in an old voice.

"I don't want to go around with you, a young man.

You know that thing, right? "

Seeing Ebizo's determined expression, Asuka glanced at the orange cat sleeping on the table, and then fell on him again, saying speechlessly.

"The story of your apprentice and Three Hundred Jin?"

Ebizo twitched the corner of his mouth, looked at Asuka's speechless eyes, and said slowly.

"It's just a bad idea for the future of the village."

If it weren't for Sunagakure's financial difficulties, it would actually be a good idea to take care of those nobles and let them whisper in the ears of the daimyo.

Unfortunately, the daimyo didn't have enough financial resources and didn't want the kunoichi to get close to him.

Only choose the cheapest way.

"It's really a bad idea."

Asuka nodded in agreement.

To be honest, he never dreamed of attacking anyone close to the Daimyo.

When he first carried out the D-level mission, it was not like he had never seen the daimyo's taste.

All I can say is, curiosity

"Young man, how can we prevent this matter from becoming public knowledge?"

A very old voice pulled Asuka out of his fantasy. He looked at Ebizo's smiling eyes and wondered.

"You buried the famous concubine without anyone noticing. Doesn't it mean that this incident never happened?"

"Your ideas are really dangerous."

Seeing the serious expression on his face, Ebizo sighed a little.

"It is said that Uchiha Madara didn't have a good impression of the nobles back then. He once wanted to unify the ninja world. If it weren't for Senju Hashirama, the nobles and others would be in danger.

However, from what you said, you and the cat should be the only ones who know about this. "

After a pause, he looked at Asuka with a kind face and continued.

"Young man, can this matter be kept a secret from me?"

"sure!"

Asuka nodded curtly.

Gossip is something that you just enjoy listening to, and you will forget it after a while.

At this moment, Ebizo was stunned. He looked at Asuka who readily agreed to him and said hesitantly.

"No conditions?"

"without."

"for free?"

"I have money."

"woman?"

"I am clean and a virgin."

"Ninjutsu?"

"I copied nearly a thousand ninjutsu and used ten of them a day, which took less than half a year."

"That"

Asuka looked at Ebizo with a bit of toothache. Seeing that the other party wanted to say something, he immediately stretched out his right hand and pointed to the sky and swore.

“I swear this on the honor of the Uchiha.

I just listened to your gossip and had no idea of ​​spreading the word.

Now in Konoha, three cats and I are the only ones who know about this.

In the future Konoha, the three cats and I know this.

You have to believe me, I am the most tight-lipped man in Uchiha. "

After hearing that Uchiha Asuka actually swore on his family's honor, Ebizo's eyelids instantly raised.

He looked at Asuka up and down for a while and thought to himself.

The Uchiha family values ​​the family's honor more than anything else.

Although he swore on the honor of the Uchiha family, it meant that there was a 99% chance that this matter would not be leaked.

But for so many years in the ninja world, this was the first time I met someone so easy to talk to.

There was inevitably some murmuring in my heart.

If it weren't for the fear that the other side would have some unknown back-up plan and restart the war.

He now wants to leave Asuka in Sand Hidden Village.

After pondering for a long time, Ebizo asked tentatively.

"How about you want something?"

Feiniao shook his head firmly and refused.

"don't want."

"Come on casually?"

"???"

Asuka looked at Ebizo with a question mark and wondered.

"Didn't you Sunagakure lose all your money?"

"If you don't want anything, I won't feel at ease!"

Upon hearing this, Feiniao's mouth twitched twice and he spoke.

"I am a medical ninja. I have long heard that Granny Chiyo has a forbidden medical technique. Do you want to sell it?"

Sell?

He stared hard into Asuka's eyes. After looking at the other person's clear eyes for a while, Ebizo said with some doubts.

"How much do you pay?"

"Wait for me to withdraw the money."

With that said, Asuka got up and came to the safe.

After a while.

Snapped!

Ebizo looked at the coins the other party threw on the table, and his eyes changed as he looked at Asuka.

This guy is so sincere.

My sister's forbidden medical technique, Jisei Reincarnation, cannot be learned by any unskilled medical ninja.

According to my sister, there should be no more than five people in the entire ninja world who can learn the forbidden techniques in her hands.

Even if the conditions for learning Ninjutsu are harsh, the consequences are also extremely serious.

He didn't believe that this Uchiha would be used by the higher-ups in Konoha.

Thinking of this, he looked down at the money on the table and said with emotion.

“Save your money and spend it”

“I know this money is from my heart.

Sunagakure makes money, and Sunagakure doesn't take any money home. "

Listening to Asuka's sonorous and powerful voice, his expression suddenly became serious. Ebizo held one of Asuka's hands and said seriously.

"Wait."

After saying that, he stood up and left Asuka's room, turned around and ran towards his residence.

With this money, the village was able to survive for a while.

As for Xiong San and San Baijin,

He believed in this tight-lipped Uchiha.

ps: two in one.

When I read this chapter again, I always feel that Ebizo is a bit mentally retarded.