Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The spring breeze blows over the cheeks, making people close their eyes comfortably. The air is filled with vitality, indicating to people that spring is here, and all things are reviving and mating.

After staring at the estrous black cat on the wall for a long time, Ryoichi suddenly turned to look at Asuka, "Why don't you castrate the old black cat? I'm really afraid that it won't be able to handle it now that it's getting older."

Phew~

As soon as he finished speaking, out of the corner of his eye, Liang saw a brick flying towards him at an extremely fast speed, carrying the sound of wind.

He tilted his head slightly to avoid the incoming bricks, and then a hoarse voice came from the wall.

"Old man Ryoichi, you humans can give birth to children in your sixties or seventies. If you convert my age into human terms, I'm only over fifty years old. I just can't control myself in this season of spring.

That's it

You actually want to castrate me? "

While he was talking, a dark and shiny ninja cat jumped down from the wall with elegant steps.

After it walked around Asuka, its amber eyes stared straight at Liang Yi, and its words were mixed with a hint of contempt, "A few days ago, I saw you going out to find a woman.

Are you almost 70? "

"fart!"

Liang's eyes widened for a moment and he said angrily, "I am in my early sixties this year."

Just as he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered that he was not the only one here.

Um!

Liang Yi looked up at the sky, his old face blushed slightly, and he said awkwardly, "What Old Hei said is all nonsense. Asuka, don't listen to his nonsense here. I have been sleeping all night for family affairs recently." Not."

"oh?"

The black cat glanced at him teasingly, then jumped up on the table, "You can tell your conscience that you are so much older than me and still have the energy to find a woman. I just didn't control my instinct, so you are going to castrate me."

Doesn't your heart hurt? "

Hearing this, Liang Yi closed his eyes and said directly, "When you went out to have fun and left the kittens to me to raise, didn't you feel sad? The key is to raise one litter, one litter a year, you Is this a nursery?"

The black cat's face showed human grievance. It looked back at the bird and complained.

"This is when I began to dislike me. When I was young and able to work, the old man happily raised children for me. Now that I am just getting older, the old man is ready to castrate me.

Vicious! ! "

Looking at the big black cat with a face full of grievances, Feiniao let out a long sigh in his heart.

Because of wars and missions, the average lifespan of ninja cats is very short. However, just like there are ninjas who live to be sixty or seventy years old, there are also some individuals with longer lifespans among ninja cats.

The big black cat in front of me is one of them

"I'm just joking!"

Asuka said as he re-unrolled the scroll he had just put away.

Putting his thumb into his mouth and biting it gently, a trace of blood slowly seeped out from his fingertips, and then he saw Asuka's hands forming seals on the scroll.

Peng!

A white smoke instantly enveloped the scroll.

The black cat, who had been accusing Ryoichi of his evil deeds just now, was a little confused at this time. It stared at the white mist in front of it for a long time and said in confusion, "Little Asuka, what did you summon?"

"The fish I brought back to you from the land of honey."

Before he finished speaking, the white mist gradually dissipated, and the black cat saw two puffer fish appearing on the table. Judging from the color of the puffer fish's skin, it was obvious that they were extremely well preserved.

"Isn't this the pufferfish that Ryoichi didn't want just now?"

After staring at the two pufferfish for a long time, it gave a thumbs up to Asuka and praised, "Well done, your kid is more vicious than Ryoichi. He just wants to castrate me, you want to poison me, you Uchi Bo is really a bunch of living hell kings.”

Then, I saw it pushing the two puffer fish aside with a kick, its face full of disgust.

It is true that cats love to eat fish, and it is true that pufferfish is a fish, but is pufferfish a serious fish? What is the difference between this pufferfish and a rat that has eaten rat poison? Both of them contain highly toxic substances in their bodies. Whoever eats them will die.

"Ryoichi!"

Seeing that Uchiha Asuka wanted to poison him, Black Cat complained with a heartbroken expression, "I have worked for Uchiha through life and death for decades, and this is how you Uchiha treat heroes?

They don’t even want to help me raise a child.”

"I have raised dozens of litters for you, and you get taken advantage of every year. I don't want to be one this year."

Hearing this, Ryo raised his eyelids slightly, looked sideways at Uchiha Asuka lying next to him, and asked, "Asuka, are you willing to raise a child for someone else?"

Asuka:? ? ?

He always felt that the old man's words seemed to mean something.

"well!"

At this time, I heard Ryoichi sigh suddenly and said to himself, "As the second elder of the family, I naturally support marriages that can bring benefits to the family, but as an elder, I still hope that the younger generation will marry a first wife. No kids.”

Asuka:? ? ?

He was now sure that the old man was making a hidden metaphor for something.

"Old man, what do you want to say?"

Hearing this, Ryoichi looked up at the sky, his eyes flashing with memories, and began to reminisce about those past times.

Since neither of them spoke, the atmosphere in the small courtyard became extremely peaceful, as if the noisy streets outside were two completely different worlds, and the wall was the barrier that separated the two worlds.

After half a ring.

Just as he was thinking about whether to leave, he saw Ryoichi Uchiha lying on the chair with his lips slightly open, and there was an inexplicable flavor in his old voice.

"Since my cousin left, I often lie on the chair and recall the scenes that happened in the past."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed to Uchiha Asuka's house across the street, "When the village was first established, the two clans moved their clans. After the Uchiha clan relocated, they almost restored the appearance of their former clans.

The compound where you live now is where your grandfather once lived. Before the Uchiha moved, our two families were neighbors. After the Uchiha moved, our two families were still neighbors.

I had a very good relationship with your grandfather when I was young. Every time your grandfather came back from a mission, he would bring me some rare things that are not common in the family. Once, he even caught a sanjiang fish behind my elder brother's back."

Sanpei fish?

When he heard this word, the information about this thing came to Asuka's mind.

Its body is covered with pimples, it is good at burrowing into the ground, it is huge, it lives in the mountains of Yuyin Village, it can spray a wide range of poisonous mist from its mouth, and it is also a psychic beast of Hanzo.

"Why don't you talk?

And old man, why didn’t you sign the Sanshou Fish back then? Even though it’s ugly, it’s really very toxic. "

When Asuka came back to his senses and was about to continue listening, he found that there was no sound in the yard again.

Lifting his eyelids and glancing at the old man, Feiniao saw that the old man was looking at him up and down with strange eyes, and the red light flashing in his eyes from time to time was somewhat scary.

"Hey!"

Feiniao trembled, waved to him quickly and said, "Old man, what are you looking at?"

"Ha~"

Liang Yi withdrew his eyes, sneered, and said slowly in an old voice, "I just discovered today that your behavior now is exactly the same as your grandfather's before, and you both like to let me eat highly toxic things.

When your grandfather brought back the sanjiu fish, he slapped it to death on the spot without saying a word, then heated up the oil in a pot and cut the meat from the sanjiu fish while telling me that it was fresh and delicious. "

Asuka:? ? ?

He blinked and looked into the air ahead, a trace of confusion flashing in his eyes.

Isn't that Sanshou Fish thing covered in poison?

As if he knew what he was thinking, Ryoichi leaned back on his chair and said with a frightened look on his face, "I was still young, short-sighted, narrow-minded, and ignorant.

Anyway, I believed your grandfather’s words back then [the flame will burn everything, including toxins].”

Hearing this, Feiniao's eyes widened instantly and he said in shock.

"Old man, have you eaten?"

Ryoichi slowly closed his eyes and continued to tell the story without answering the question.

"Back then, when your grandfather saw the san pepper fish was cooked, he took a big bite in front of me. While proving that it was not poisonous, he loudly said it was delicious. At that time, I was still young, short-sighted, narrow-minded, and ignorant.

Anyway, I was greedy, so I took two bites.

Just when I was about to take my third bite, my eldest brother came back. After seeing the dead sansho fish and the sansho fish meat at the corner of my mouth, he jumped up and kicked me in the stomach without saying a word, causing me to vomit out all the food I had eaten the previous night. . "

Feiniao smacked his mouth and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Sanpei fish! !

That's a sansho fish that's poisonous even in its breath. Ninjas during the Warring States Period really dared to eat anything.

Thinking of this, Asuka put his hands on the armrests of the lounge chair and asked curiously.

"and after?"

"later."

Thinking of what happened next, Ryoichi remained silent for a long time before replying expressionlessly.

"Later, your grandfather was in a coma for two days, and I was in a coma for eight days because of my young age, short-sightedness, narrow knowledge, ignorance, low strength, timely rescue, and the blessing of my ancestors.

If I wake up later, my eldest brother will give up the treatment. "

"."

Hearing the old man say that he had been in a coma for eight days, Asuka silently calculated the toxin content in the Sanshou fish, then gave the old man a thumbs up and sighed.

"Old man, this is not two mouthfuls, but two kilograms, right?"

"Ha~"

Ryoichi sneered and did not answer the question.

When Asuka was young, that guy invited him to drink fish soup. At that time, he had no defense against Asuka, and he was even a little touched in his heart.

Although the taste of the fish soup was not satisfactory, he still drank two large bowls without hesitation.

Then, I was poisoned and lay in the medical department for half a month.

When Ryoichi was young, Grandpa Asuka invited him to eat grilled fish. At that time, he had no precautions against Uchiha Tobi, and he was even a little touched in his heart.

Even though the grilled fish didn’t taste very good, he still ate two kilograms without hesitation.

Then he was in coma for eight days and was almost given up on treatment.

"Should I say that I am lucky? Or should I say that the ancestors of the family are powerful?"

? ? ?

Listening to the old man's sigh, a row of question marks suddenly appeared on Asuka's head.

He didn't understand how this kind of thing had anything to do with the ancestors of the family.

Seeing the confusion in Asuka's eyes, he took a deep breath, his eyes a little red and swollen, and said, "It is said that people will go to the same place after death, and the same is naturally true for the ancestors of the family.

They couldn't bear for such an outstanding junior like me to go to that place prematurely, so they must have physically moved around there to prevent me from going there. "

"."

Asuka blinked, a thoughtful look on his face.

He doesn't know what the Pure Land looks like, but he knows that the Six Paths Immortals are in the Pure Land. Hmm. Could it be that those souls won't fall asleep after going to the Pure Land, and can they still move around physically?

"Huh~"

Ryoichi took a long breath, looked up at the sky, and murmured to himself, "Everyone will go to the same place after death, and I might meet your grandfather there.

He will definitely ask about you at that time.

And when your grandfather learned that under the arrangement of my husband, you married a widow with children. "

you say"

As he spoke, his eyes fell on the confused Uchiha Asuka, and his faint voice seemed to come from hell, "Will your grandfather think that I am seeking revenge, and then push me to the ground and beat him?

After all, his grandson is so good, how can he marry a widow from a second marriage? "

After Ryoichi finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes and his breathing became even.

He is not discriminating against widows, it’s just that he doesn’t like his descendants to marry a widow. Is it nice to say this?

His most outstanding junior married a widow. How would he tell Brother Feihe after his death?

"Brother Feihe, I found a widow for your grandson."

"Ryoichi, you did a good job, Brother Feihe appreciates you very much."

"Really?"

"Really, Brother Feihe did not misjudge the person. You took good care of my grandson."

"."

Even thinking about it with his feet, he knew that things would not develop as he wanted. If he really told Uchiha Feihe about this matter, he would probably have his shit beaten out of him.

Unless the widow has something to do with Senju Hashirama.

It sounds better if you say it this way.

For example, after the death of Senju Hashirama, someone in the clan arranged for the next clan leader to be the same as Uzumaki Mito.

"I said!"

Asuka finally realized something at this moment, and the look he looked at Ryoichi gradually became weird, "Old man, who did you hear that I was going to marry a widow?"

Hearing this, Liang asked directly without raising a glance. “If you don’t marry a widow, why are you trying to resurrect Kushina Uzumaki?

If we stand from the family's point of view now, I really can't figure out what benefit resurrecting Kushina would be to the family. She has seen the person who "controls the Nine-Tails" with her own eyes.

If the finger is pointed at the family, it will be a big trouble.

and"

Having said this, he opened his eyes and looked at Asuka up and down, and continued, "Even if the person who "controls the Nine-Tails" is not someone from the family, besides owing Uchiha a favor after Kushina's resurrection, what else will the family get?

You have to know that Kushina, who lost the fourth generation and lost the Kyuubi, is of no use at all. It can only be said that it is of no use. "

Asuka had figured it all out at this time.

No wonder I just talked so much about "widows" and "raising children for others".

Then, Asuka shrugged and said with a serious expression, "I just want her to owe us a favor. This favor will be of great use in the future. Although Kushina is useless, she has a good son."

The old man didn't know how strong Kushina's son was, but Asuka did.

Uzumaki Naruto not only has a powerful Mouth Release, but his own strength is also powerful.

After the Fourth World War, if you want to protect Uchiha Madara so that he can live openly and honestly in the ninja world, some preparations are still necessary.

Although Uchiha Madara's strength is also inferior to the rest of the ninja world, what if those people invite the Holy Mother Uzumaki Naruto out?

At that time, I can only ask Naruto Uzumaki to fuck him.

Seeing Asuka sitting blankly on the chair, Ryoichi looked at him deeply and said slowly, "But if you don't stand from the family's standpoint, I can understand the purpose of your doing this.

Although the resurrected Kushina will not bring any benefits to the family, if you are sure that Kushina's resurrection will not have a negative impact on the family, then go ahead and do it.

When the time comes, I will probably let your grandpa give me a beating. Anyway, I am tough and hard to kill, so being beaten is nothing. "

"."

Asuka smacked her mouth and looked at Uchiha Ryoichi with complicated eyes.

He always felt that the old man must have gone astray.