Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Konoha, the land of the Uchiha clan.

Snapped!

Uchiha Asuka opened the door and pressed the light switch.

As the incandescent lamp lights up, the dark room instantly becomes brighter.

"Ah ha, I'm back!"

Suddenly, sharp voices came from the sofa.

I saw a tawny civet cat holding a lollipop in its mouth and a newspaper in its hand, looking at it carefully.

"Tailed beasts also have night vision?"

Thinking of the room where the lights were not turned on just now, Asuka took off his shoes and looked at the sofa, wondering, "Aren't you all made of a huge ball of chakra?"

Hearing this, Shukaku put down the newspaper and glanced at the door. His sharp voice was filled with disdain for things like newspapers, "As a tailed beast, what's the use of getting information in a timely manner?

Who would publish truly secret information in newspapers? Would humans publish plans to capture tailed beasts in newspapers? "

As he spoke, Shukaku's dark yellow eyes turned left and right, and then looked in the direction of the Kingdom of Water. There was a hint of pity in his voice, "A certain giant turtle once wanted to obtain timely information through newspapers, and then was killed by treacherous humans. I have been a fool for many years."

Uchiha Asuka:? ? ?

He didn't understand what the connection was between the raccoon cat's answer and the question he asked?

Question: Can tailed beasts have night vision?

Shukaku: Tailed beasts do not need to obtain information in time. The treacherous humans seized on the tailed beasts' desire to obtain information in time and deceived Oogway as a fool.

"idiot!"

Asuka threw the shoes he had taken off aside, stretched his muscles, and said, "I'm curious if tailed beasts have night vision. The lights in the living room and bedroom were not turned on just now, and the whole room was dark. If such a dark environment didn't have With night vision, it is impossible to read clearly the words on the newspaper.”

The next second, an angry voice came from behind the newspaper.

"No! No! Do you have to tell me clearly?"

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These words made Asuka completely silent.

Only then did he realize that Shukaku seemed to be holding the newspaper upside down, and why did the cover of the newspaper show a beautiful woman in a swimsuit surfing at the beach?

Looking at this unscrupulous newspaper, Asuka looked at Shukaku behind the newspaper with complicated eyes.

"Did you read this kind of newspaper every day before you were sealed?"

"that is not!"

Shukaku continued to look at the newspaper in his hand, his little eyes scanning the human beings one after another on the newspaper, "In the past, in the desert, I did nothing but sleep every day, sleeping during the day and sleeping at night.

Sometimes I sleep in one place for a long time and continue sleeping in another place. Sometimes I go out for a walk because I have slept too much and continue to sleep when I feel sleepy. "

"Then why are you reading the newspaper all of a sudden?"

"Cultivation of temperament and character." Shukaku put down the newspaper, took a deep look in the direction of the Senju clan, and continued to add, "Just a few days ago, an old man said to me: "Freedom is the symbol of this era. Something as precious as S-level ninjutsu. "

The criterion for judging whether a person is free is whether the body and brain are consistent, and whether the mind is consistent with the body: freedom means doing what you want to do and saying no to what you hate. "

"so."

Feiniao rubbed his chin and asked in confusion, "What does this have to do with you reading the newspaper?"

Upon hearing this, Shukaku glanced at him and stretched out his hand to draw a circle in the air, "After half a year of observation, I found that the most free people in Konoha are a group of old men who read adult magazines.

That kind of mentality of doing nothing, being leisurely, waiting to die, and wasting your time.”

As he said that, Shukaku suddenly showed a hint of admiration in his eyes.

Of course it does not worship humans, it just worships the attitude of those old men towards "freedom".

False freedom: Go to the Thousand Hands Clan every morning and cook a hot egg fried rice in front of the smelly fox

True freedom: spend your time as you like, enjoy your leisure time, and waste your time. Get up every day and go to the Thousand Hands Clan, lean on the big tree outside the Clan and read adult magazines for a day.

Is it useful for tailed beasts to read adult magazines?

It's no use at all.

Why watch it?

Wasting time, wasting time. Showing "freedom" vividly in front of the smelly fox.

"pity."

Shukaku's eyes moved slightly. He looked in the direction of the Thousand Hands Clan and murmured, "I actually want to sleep. Although sleeping is a waste of time, it doesn't stimulate the smelly fox deeply enough. After all, it can also sleep with that little devil." sleeping in his belly.”

Hearing the word "little devil", Feiniao, who had planned to ask something, instantly lost his mood to ask.

He now hates the word "kid".

Shukaku waited for a long time and found that no one in the room answered his question. He smacked his lips and looked sideways at the door.

at this time.

Uchiha Asuka was seen lowering his head, with a disappointed expression on his face, and occasionally he would sigh, mixed with a hint of regret.

Seeing this, Shukaku crossed his arms across his chest, looked at the other person with strange eyes, and then asked.

"Did you get beaten by Tsunade?"

Before Asuka could speak, Shukaku's mouth opened like a faucet with a broken valve, and all kinds of complaints poured out like running water, "I just said that bitch is not a good person. She shakes her fist every morning when she goes out. It scares me so much that I sometimes make the pig defecate in the place where I cook."

As he spoke, Shukaku's khaki head turned red instantly, and white steam spurted out from his ears.

This is also an important reason why it gave up cooking.

That bitch is so annoying! !

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Asuka glanced at it speechlessly, then moved his body and fell on the sofa, covering his eyes with his big hands, shaking his head and saying, "It has nothing to do with Tsunade, it's because of other things."

"oh?"

Shukaku tilted his little head and asked in surprise, "What's the matter?"

"The pregnancy thing!"

Following the gap between his fingers, he looked at the incandescent lamp in the living room and murmured, "In order to get pregnant, some people are willing to let their subordinates go through life and death, and travel to several countries, just to find a half-true and half-false folk remedy.

Others, who just gave birth to a baby last year, are pregnant with another baby this year.

Camels also have one child every two years. That guy can give birth to more babies than a camel. "

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These words made Shukaku's already small head go crazy.

Although it has lived for thousands of years, it does not know much about human reproduction. It only knows that human reproduction requires ten months of pregnancy, and after giving birth, it needs to rest for a period of time to allow the body to recover.

"Coco." A stream of white steam came out of Shukaku's red head again. After chirping for a long time, he choked out, "Maybe this is "freedom"?"

Hearing this, Asuka was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Shukaku as if he were a fool.

This guy is indeed not very smart and can always relate everything to freedom.

"Hey!"

After noticing Asuka's disdainful look, Shukaku jumped up on the spot and said dissatisfied, "Is what I said wrong? Being able to get pregnant anytime, anywhere, isn't this freedom? What is this?

There is peace on the outside, stability on the inside, and no entertainment activities at night. What else can you do besides procreating heirs? "

Following its train of thought, Asuka tilted her head and thought for a while.

“It seems like this is really the case”

Asuka stared closely at the incandescent lamp and said to himself, "But it's not an option to keep getting pregnant like this. Although the village encourages childbirth, you can't give birth like this.

Uchiha Itachi is a dwarf in thought, but a giant in action; Uchiha Sasuke is a giant in thought, but a dwarf in action. If a third child is born, it doesn’t matter if he is a dwarf in both thought and action. I’m afraid he will both be a giant. ah. "

After listening for a while, Shukaku seemed to understand.

"Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, are pregnant again."

Shukaku blinked a few times, then jumped next to Asuka and asked, "Is your clan leader's wife pregnant again?"

"have no idea!"

Feiniao shook his head and said expressionlessly, "I haven't done a physical examination. Who knows if she is pregnant? Even if she is not pregnant this time, who knows if she will be pregnant in the future."

Shukaku blinked, and the expression on his face suddenly became strange.

If it were to be ranked on a hate list

First: Ten Tails

Second: Those scumbags in Sand Hidden Village who seal it at every turn

Third: Descendants of Indra and Asura

The reason why the descendants of Indra and Asura are ranked after Sunagakure Village is purely because when the descendants of these two people encounter a tailed beast, they will not consider the option of sealing them, but prefer to fight one. pause.

Can a tailed beast be afraid of being beaten? ?

joke!

The worst case scenario is death.

Thinking of this, Shukaku poked Asuka with his paw and said in confusion.

"Ah ha~~"

"How about getting castrated.

Get to the root of the problem and deal with the two people who caused the trouble. "

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Seeing the excitement flashing in Shukaku's eyes, Asuka suddenly fell into silence.

next moment.

It narrowed its eyes, shook its head and said, "Although castration is also a solution, this method always carries the risk of exposure. If the news leaks out, it will be difficult for you to stay in the family.

This method won’t work, it won’t work. Of course, if you plan to become a rebel ninja, this method won’t work either.”

When he thought of staying away from the stinking fox after becoming a rebel ninja, Shukaku's khaki head suddenly shook like a rattle, "It's not even possible to become a rebel ninja. The people I look down on the most are rebel ninjas.

Back then, the old man once said, "In the future, someone will lead them correctly, to the right path, and understand what real power is." It is obvious that that person is not a traitorous ninja who betrayed his own village.

There is no difference between betraying your own village and being a scumbag. What I despise most are the scumbags in Sunagakure Village."

As he spoke, a stream of white steam came out of Shukaku's red head again.

It now wants to see Uchiha suffer misfortune, but it doesn't want to leave Konoha, and then it can't think of a particularly good way to make Uchiha suffer misfortune.

Looking at the white steam filling the room and Shukaku's head constantly smoking, Asuka's cheeks were slapped hard.

He didn't understand why this thing was so concerned about Uchiha's affairs.

but

Thinking of that guy Uchiha Mikoto, Asuka frowned and murmured.

"Are there really two people so similar in the world?"

"What?"

Shukaku suddenly raised his head at this time and looked over with confusion.

It now feels that its brain is spinning so fast and its thinking is extremely quick. Although it cannot think of some problems, this does not prevent it from thinking about other things.

Asuka's gaze slowly moved down until he met Shukaku's star-shaped eyes, and then he asked.

"Uchiha Mikoto looks very similar to my mother, whom I have never met. Although they come from the same ancestor, the blood relationship between them is very weak."

"is it possible"

Upon hearing this question, Shukaku immediately tilted his head and thought for a moment before expressing his guess, "Uchiha Mikoto is your mother's half-sister??"

boom!

next moment.

As they walked on the street, the Uchiha people saw a black figure smash through the window and fly into the night sky, followed closely by the curses of the Asuka Jonin.

"Smelly civet cat, I suspect that you and that fox are half-brothers."

"fart!"

In the night sky, a sharp voice came, "The relationship between me and the stinky fox, in terms of human beings, is that they are the same mother. The stinky fox has to give me something to call me."