Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Hokage's office.

The elderly Sandaime was sitting on a chair, his old face flushed, looking up at the sky at a 45° angle.

Puff puff! !

Suddenly, blood arrows spurted out from his nostrils, instantly staining his clothes and documents on the table red.

"Nonsense, what a nonsense!"

He wiped his nosebleed, and from the corner of his eye he glanced at the crystal ball on the table.

at this time.

The scene inside the crystal ball is quite eye-catching.

A bunch of people were sitting in a hand-made shop, covering their noses with their hands, looking at the sky at the same 45° angle, and nosebleeds dripping down the gaps between their fingers and onto the floor.

Some people fainted on the spot because of excessive bleeding.

Some people kicked over the pot of noodles they were cooking because of this sudden scene.

But some people can sit there and eat noodles calmly, as if nothing happened.

He glanced at Naruto and saw that the other man kept posing and blowing kisses in the air. The Sandaime subconsciously took a deep breath of cigarette and quickly looked away, turning to the black-haired young man sitting aside, calmly eating noodles.

Seeing this scene, he couldn't help but nodded silently in his heart.

"It's really good to have such a strong mind. He actually has a bit of the grace of me when I was young. It's a pity that the other person is not a ninja, otherwise I wouldn't know him."

Bang bang bang! !

At this time, there was a rapid knock on the door.

After being stunned for a moment, the Sandaime quickly picked up the rag next to him and wiped the blood on the table clean.

Then I saw him put away the crystal ball, put on the Hokage hat, and his expression suddenly became serious.

"Come in!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a group of ninjas opened the door and entered the office.

"The smell of blood?"

Smelling the faint smell of blood in the air, Kakashi's expression suddenly changed. However, when he turned his eyes to the Sandaime and saw the unstable state of his energy and blood, the nervous look on his face gradually relaxed.

"I guess I saw something I shouldn't have seen again, right?" He thought to himself.

The surrounding Jonin also noticed this scene, but they chose to ignore it, as if nothing happened.

"Hokage-sama!"

At this time, one of the jounin knelt down on one knee and said slowly, "The invitation letters for the chunin exam have been distributed. Sunagakure, Amegakure, Kusanagi, Taki, Oto and other ninja villages have given them respond.

The number of people in Shayin Village is tentatively 30, and that in Yuyin Village is 20 or more.”

After listening to this person's report, although the surrounding ninjas did not show anything strange on the surface, they were secretly on guard.

The Chuunin Examination is a stage for observing the national strength of various countries. A lot of ninjas die every year due to the exam, and this time the scale seems to be greater than in previous years. It is not known whether their students can successfully pass the exam.

The most important thing is to survive successfully

"Everyone!"

The Sandaime slowly blew smoke into the air, and the old voice said slowly, "The person in charge of the new genin, please come forward."

"Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai"

Looking at the instructors who came out, the Sandaime crossed his fingers and held his chin, and asked, "How about the ninjas you handle? Are there any recommended genin for this exam?"

After saying that, the Sandaime subconsciously glanced at the crystal ball. When he saw that the shocking scene was still happening inside, he couldn't help but murmur in his heart.

In theory, genin who have completed eight tasks can take the exam.

but.

Naruto

boom!

Just as Kakashi and the others were about to answer, a crystal ball slammed onto the floor and rolled towards them.

At this time, the eyes of all the ninjas in the room were attracted by the rolling crystal ball.

When they saw the scene on the crystal ball, they all averted their eyes, covered their noses, looked up to the sky, and tried to suppress the nosebleeds that were about to flow.

"I haven't seen such a violent woman in a long time."

"Do you mean the brunette or the blonde?"

"Nonsense, of course it's the black-haired woman. The blonde woman looks like a demon fox. I've seen her in the forest before."

"That person does look quite violent. He actually hit people with a frying spoon. This reminds me of Kushina-sama back then. She also hit people like this."

"Oh, I guess the black-haired woman got a little angry when she saw the demon fox blowing a kiss to her man!!"

"you're right!!"

Listening to the buzzing chatter of the people around him, Kakashi glanced at the crystal ball subconsciously and twitched his cheek hard.

at this time.

In the crystal ball.

Naruto was still there blowing kisses to the black-haired man, but the black-haired man's eyes did not fall on Naruto, but instead fell on a woman covered with freckles.

The woman was holding Feiniao by the collar, the iron pot in her hand was pressed against the tip of Feiniao's nose, and she was cursing as if she was talking about something.

Although the crystal ball could not transmit the other party's voice, Kakashi could still understand what the black-haired woman said through the shape of his mouth.

"Damn it, why didn't he blow kisses to others, but to you?? You are good-looking??"

"Bullshit, you and I told you to eat noodles, but you didn't expect that you would eat them this way, and you would have someone to cheer you up, right?"

"Speak, speak to me."

"."

Seeing the fierce scene of the black-haired woman, Kakashi couldn't help but smacked his mouth, and a red figure appeared in his mind.

"Don't tell me, although their appearance is different, their temperaments are quite similar."

at the same time.

Ramen shop.

Asuka sniffed, he stared at the furious Kushina in front of him for a while, and said stubbornly, "I told you, I just eat noodles seriously, who knew I would encounter such a thing."

boom!

As the muffled sound came, Naruto's body suddenly stiffened when he saw the big swelling on the black-haired young man's head, and then he whispered in his heart.

"Um, do you still want to throw it away?"

"throw!"

A low and excited voice echoed in Naruto's mind, "Throw it hard, kid. As long as you throw it enough, you will surpass Uchiha Sasuke in no time."

That young man is very strong and cannot die.

Boy, this is your chance to become stronger. You have to seize it. Uchiha's bloodline is beyond your imagination. They often become stronger in just a moment, and you

You need to work harder and not give up every opportunity to become stronger. "

"."

Hearing this, Naruto was silent for a brief moment, then gently put his fingers to his mouth and blew another kiss to the other party.

Not long ago, he had truly felt his own growth.

The red chakra that once frequently caused trouble has now become extremely quiet. According to this trend, maybe he will be able to surpass Sasuke before long if he just works harder.

boom!

The next moment, a black pot flew towards Naruto without warning, hit him hard on the head, and sent him flying away.

"Throw it, throw it at your mother!"

Kushina put her hands on her hips and looked at the blond woman who flew out angrily, "Who taught you this nasty ninjutsu? When I find out, I will definitely tear him apart."

"That one"

Shou Da walked out of the kitchen at this time.

He looked at the messy scene in the shop, and then at the black-haired woman who was obviously fainted. His voice suddenly became cautious when he spoke, "That..."

"Shut up!"

"okay!"

Seeing Shou Da return to the kitchen as if nothing happened, Asuka couldn't help but sniff again, sucked back the nosebleed, and defended again.

"From the moment I entered the store, no, I didn't say a word to him from the beginning to the end. I don't know why that guy was crazy and suddenly acted like this."

Hearing this, Kushina glanced at him coldly, put her hands on his shoulders, and said every word.

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

Feiniao blinked in confusion, trying to find some words to explain, but he didn't know how to explain.

To be honest, he was also confused.

I remember when I was watching anime, even though Naruto loved to do this thing, he never caught anyone doing it.

How could he know why he could see Naruto transform just by eating ramen?

"Ha~"

Seeing that the other party couldn't answer a word, she looked at Asuka with eyes full of contempt.

Then, Kushina punched the opponent in the abdomen without hesitation.

The moment his fist touched his abdomen, Asuka, who was still dazed, suddenly came to his senses. Then he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, his body arched, and his whole body flew upside down like a cooked prawn. go out.

After drawing an arc in the air, his entire body hit the wall. Without the slightest pause, he left a clear human-shaped mark on the wall, and then disappeared from everyone's sight.

Looking at the humanoid mark on the wall, Kushina clapped her hands and sneered in her heart.

"Are you stupid?

Don't think that I can't see it. You used your Sharingan to control Naruto and let him transform for you. Even Jiraiya-sensei couldn't teach you this kind of dirty ninjutsu.

Only you, a scumbag who dared to rape Tsunade at the age of three, can do it! "

At this time, the other side of the store.

After Naruto witnessed what the strong woman did, he swallowed subconsciously.

This is simply an enhanced version of Sakura.

terrible! !

Thinking of this, he blinked and asked in his mind.

"Well, the big black-haired brother has been beaten away, should I still throw it away?"

"Hmm~"

After Kyuubi pondered for a moment, he began to look at the black-haired woman in front of him.

Although the other party's current appearance is different from that in its memory, it knows in its heart that the other party's true identity is Kushina Uzumaki. The reason why it is different from that in its memory is probably because the other party has put on a disguise.

Thinking of what Kushina had done to him, Kyuubi grinned and said in confusion again.

"Boy, you are not very talented. If you want to catch up with a genius like Sasuke, you can only work hard.

If I remember correctly, the Chunin Examination is coming soon. If you don't improve your strength at this time, when will you improve it?

Think about it, what will Sasuke think of you after he successfully advances to Chunin in the future? ? "

After hearing the scene described by the voice in his mind, Naruto's body couldn't help but tremble.

yes!

If the gap between him and Sasuke was too great, he might not even look at him.

Thinking of this, Naruto gritted his teeth, then put his hand to his mouth and gently blew a kiss to the black-haired woman in front of him.

Kushina:? ? ?

Seeing this boy dare to blow a kiss at her, Kushina's pupils shrank suddenly.

How could she and Minato have this idiot factor in their genes? !

Who did this kid inherit?

Why don't I have any good genes except my hair?

wrong!

Then, Kushina seemed to think of something, and her face darkened.

"I and Minato have very good genes, and Naruto will definitely not do such an idiotic thing." Thinking this in her heart, she turned around and followed the big hole to the outside.

"I don't believe that Naruto will become like this."

"Uchiha Asuka, you must not want me to take care of your son. You are afraid that my identity will be exposed, so you use the Sharingan to control Naruto and make him behave so badly."

"You really underestimate me. This is my son, no matter how bad he behaves."

Thinking of this, she picked up the black pot on the ground, turned around and threw it towards Naruto who was blowing a kiss.

boom!

Seeing Naruto being smashed away again, Kushina's hair flew up in anger.

"Think of your mother!"

"You think I don't dare to hit you!"

"That's disgusting. I hate sissies the most in my life!"