Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"snort!"

Kyuubi was now tied to the stone pillar by a huge chain. It looked at Kushina who appeared in front and snorted coldly.

"Why did you go crazy just now!"

Hearing Kushina's question, Kyuubi snorted again and simply closed his eyes.

I don’t know if I have an illusion.

Just now I actually sensed the scent of a certain stinky civet cat with one tail.

A stinky tanuki with only one tail came to Konoha?

"Hello?"

Seeing the Kyuubi's chakra gradually beginning to overflow, Kushina frowned and threatened.

"Be honest!"

"Ha~"

Noticing that the chains on his body were getting tighter, Kyuubi curled his lips and asked.

"Is there anyone from Sunagakure Village?"

"ha?"

It's really rare.

This guy actually took the initiative to talk to himself.

Kushina looked at Kyuubi with interest and raised her eyebrows.

"Why do you ask?"

As she said that, she didn't wait for Kyuubi to answer her, rubbed her chin with one hand, and spoke with a thoughtful expression on her face.

"Maybe not.

However, I heard from Mikoto that Asuka Uchiha had just returned from Sunagakure Village. "

Uchiha Asuka? ?

Uchiha? ?

Hearing the word "Uchiha" and thinking of the aura he had just sensed in the Uchiha clan, Kyuubi bared his teeth and his eyes were full of danger.

Could it be that the foul-mouthed tanuki was abducted to Konoha by the Uchiha clan?

No, it should have been controlled by someone else's Sharingan and brought back by force, right?

Um.

After applying his own experience to Shukaku, Kyuubi's face became darker when he thought about his original experience and the foul-mouthed tanuki.

It looked at the Uchiha clan and roared angrily.

"You Uchiha people deserve to die!"

"Hello!"

Kushina put her hands on her hips and frowned as she looked at Kyuubi who suddenly became irritable.

"What's wrong with you?"

Looking down at the red-haired woman standing underneath, it thought of the two jinchūriki who imprisoned it, and swooped forward with its claws, clenching its back molars.

"So do you Uzumaki clan."

Snapped!

Noticing that the chain was getting tighter and tighter, and that it was gradually closing his mouth, Kyuubi glanced across the confined space where he was, and roared to the sky.

"Thousand Hands."

Asuka looked at the tea cauldron in front of him with some melancholy.

After the experiment just now, he now almost understands what the system refers to as a weapon.

There is no need to mention the hardness of the tea cauldron, and it is very handy for hitting people. It is equivalent to a blunt object such as a brick.

Daito Samehada is alive.

The tea cauldron is also alive, after all, Shukaku is imprisoned inside.

As for sharing chakra.

He rubs the teapot a few times with his hands, just like rubbing a magic lamp, and then the teapot will transmit chakra and enter his body through his palms.

However, the amount of this chakra is somewhat unsatisfactory.

It can probably release a C-level ninjutsu.

In addition, the taunts mentioned by the system

He hadn't noticed yet what Shukaku would be mocking, but instead had a sullen expression.

Looking at the unhappy one, Asuka reached out and poked the other person's cheek, sighing.

"Are you disabled now?"

Shukaku's mouth twitched.

Isn’t this all your fault? ?

Sand Hidden Village has its own body, but no consciousness. There is consciousness here, but no body.

It's like splitting a person in half.

Moreover, it also sensed the smell of smelly fox.

The smelly fox is in Konoha, and he can sense it, saying that he is also in Konoha.

Looking at the photo of Uchiha Madara hanging on the wall, Shukaku's lips twitched again.

Still the Uchiha clan in Konoha.

Uchiha Madara, who always uses his Sharingan to control others, is even more unlikable.

"Hello!"

Pointing to the photo on the wall, Shukaku narrowed his eyes and asked.

"Boy, what is the relationship between Uchiha Madara and you?"

relation?

Following the other person's finger, Asuka turned to look at the photo hanging on the wall.

He looked at Uchiha Madara standing in the middle of the photo, with a look of surprise on his face, and explained.

“The one in the middle of the photo is Madara Uchiha.

On his right is Uchiha Izuna, and on his left is Elder Ryoichi's eldest brother, Uchiha Ryodai.

Next to Liangdai is my grandfather, Uchiha Feikaku. "

"."

It looked up at the ceiling, a look of human thought on its face.

It hates the relationship between humans the most, it is more complicated than the relationship between tailed beasts.

In order to sort out this somewhat complicated interpersonal relationship, Shukaku's brain was working at full capacity in an instant, and as time passed, a large amount of white steam came out of his head.

"so."

After a while, Shukaku punched his left palm with his right fist, looked at Asuka with a confused expression, and nodded.

"Uchiha Madara is also your grandfather."

My grandfather?

Asuka's mouth twitched, then he stretched out his palm and explained the family relationship to Shukaku seriously.

“According to seniority.

Elder Ryoichi counts as my second grandfather, and his eldest brother is my eldest grandfather, but his eldest brother calls my grandfather eldest brother, so my grandfather and Uchiha Madara are of the same generation.

In addition, because Uchiha Madara is the clan leader, my grandfather likes to call him Brother Madara when we meet him.

In terms of seniority, Uchiha Madara is my unrelated uncle.

You said he is my grandfather, which is actually not wrong. "

This fucking relationship is so complicated.

Another burst of white air floated into the air, Shukaku shook his head and said with a blush.

"so.

Or is it your grandfather who separated me from my body? "

My grandfather? ?

Thinking of another name for his system, Asuka nodded.

Isn’t the system also called Grandpa Goldfinger?

"As expected, the evil Uchiha"

After all, it's you Uchiha's fault.

After giving Madara Uchiha a hard look, Shukaku immediately retreated into the tea cauldron.

It encountered a lot of things today, and its head was a little confused.

At this point, it needs to draw inspiration from memory.

after an hour.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Listening to the constant sound of hammers hitting things in the room, Shukaku slowly lifted the lid of the pot, his intelligent eyes flashing with an inexplicable luster.

After taking a nap, it suddenly remembered what the old man Liu Dao said back then.

When the Immortal of Six Paths separated from them, he once said: No matter where you are, you are one after all. Sooner or later, you will be one again.

You will have different names and appearances, and will be different from when you were in my body. You will be correctly guided to the right path, and what true power is, they will naturally see it when the time comes.

Although it has not met anyone who can guide it in so many years, it does not prevent it from believing that what the old man said is true.

Therefore, if he does not commit suicide, he still has a great chance of returning to his true form.

As for one’s own body

Thinking of his current state, Shukaku tilted his head.

Without his own influence, although the body imprisoned in the jinchuriki's body would go berserk, it would probably not go berserk too many times.

And here I am

After taking a few breaths of fresh air, Shukaku showed an evil smile on his face. It was only proper to find an opportunity to escape. Who wants to live with humans?

Wouldn't it be better to find a place to sleep until the prophecy arrives?

Thinking of this, it squinted its eyes and stared at the bird's back, without any respect in its tone.

"Hey, is there any chance for me to return to my true form?"

Hearing Shukaku's voice behind him, Asuka paused in repairing the door. He turned around and looked at Shukaku in disbelief.

Return to true nature?

Do you tailed beasts actually still yearn for the Ten-Tails?

Even though they have independent consciousness, they actually want to return to their true nature.

The brain of this tailed beast is indeed different from that of humans. It actually wants to eliminate its self-awareness and return to its true form.

Or maybe it's Otsutsuki Kaguya's charm that even the tailed beasts can't stop?

Thinking that during the fourth battle, this guy would be able to return to his original form, Asuka sighed and shook his head, then picked up the hammer and turned around to continue hammering nails, and said.

"Don't worry, you will be able to return to your true form in more than ten years."

Over ten years?

It doesn't seem to be long.

Shukaku smacked his lips and had no desire to continue chatting with Asuka.

It usually takes several months for it to sleep, and more than ten years go by in a flash.

but

After glancing at the room where Asuka was, it slowly moved towards the window.

It still needs to confirm one thing, that is, whether this guy has any restraints on itself, and whether its current state is free, semi-free, or not free.

After moving to the window sill, it looked at the bustling world outside, bent its legs slightly, and then jumped high into the sky.

Snap!

When its feet landed firmly on the ground, Shukaku looked at the familiar rooms around him. He then looked at the smile on Asuka's face, and his face turned dark.

This restraint looks quite big.

After running twice more, it looked at the flying bird with a dark face and said in a high-pitched voice.

"Why can you channel me?"

"I do not know!"

Asuka shrugged and said casually.

"Maybe it's because we signed a contract."

contract? ?

It lowered its head and thought for a moment, then broke away from Asuka's hands, turned around, ran towards the window, and jumped out again.

boom!

Um.

Seeing that he was being channeled by that guy again, Shukaku's entire face instantly turned black.

The bad premonition in my heart came true.

I don't know when I was signed into a psychic contract.

Asuka didn't know when he signed a contract with Shukaku. When Shukaku ran out of the house, he had a hunch that he could summon it back.

Seeing Shukaku, who was a bit unbelieving and running away again, Asuka jumped out of the window with his hands behind his back and followed slowly behind him.

Just let it run for a while and experience what despair is.

As for whether this thing will be discovered?

He looked at Shukaku's current appearance and shook his head subconsciously.

If he hadn't seen the Shukaku doll before traveling through time, he wouldn't have been able to associate it with the tailed beast.

Not only has the appearance changed drastically, but the strength has also changed drastically.

really

It's too weak.

Moreover, this is the tea cauldron given to him by the system, and the tailed beast from Sunagakure Village has not been lost, so who would associate it with the tailed beast.

I have to say, this gadget looks quite cute, and has nothing to do with the ferocious appearance of the tailed beast.

After a while, give it some disguise to ensure that even the Six Paths will hesitate when they come.

at this time.

Shukaku was like a wild horse running wild. He stretched his arms behind him and began to run wildly through the streets of Konoha with all his strength.

The villagers on the street looked at Cha Keu running wildly on the street. They all rubbed their eyes and looked at Cha Keu's back with disbelief.

"The teapot has legs?"

"No, this tea cauldron is full of energy."

"Not to mention, this gadget seems pretty cute."

"This teapot seems to belong to the Uchiha family. I just saw the Uchiha family emblem engraved on the back of the teapot."

When they heard that the tea cauldron had the Uchiha clan emblem on it, the surrounding villagers put back the curiosity in their eyes.

The Uchiha family's pet.

Although this pet is a bit strange, there are many strange things in the ninja world.

Dodging all the way, after dodging countless pairs of big hands that wanted to hold him and ravage him, Shukaku looked at the swaying butt in front of him, and suddenly stopped his feet urgently.

laugh!

As a long braking sound sounded, it turned around and looked at the women behind it who had pity in their eyes, with a look of disgust on their faces.

Hypocritical and dirty human beings.

When I was that old, I never saw you wanting to hug me.

Now I can no longer defeat the children, so they are all coming together.

Humans, you humans better sleep with your eyes open!

Cursing in his mind for a while, it turned around and looked up at the pair of human buttocks that were shaking up and down. After sensing the aura of someone familiar in the other person's body, an evil smile appeared on the corner of its mouth.

Stinky fox, I didn’t expect to meet you here.

"."

"Do you want to take care of it?"

Seeing the sneaky tanuki following Lady Kushina with a lewd smile on her face, the ANBU personnel guarding Kushina who were hiding in the dark started talking to each other.

Hear the chatter around him.

Kakashi shook his head, pointed to the mark on the tea cauldron, pointed to the bird hanging behind, and whispered.

“Let’s take a look for now, that tanuki is not strong, it may be the psychic beast of the Uchiha family.

Moreover, Kushina-sama also discovered traces of it. "

"That's right, that raccoon cat looks quite cute except for the disgusting smile.

But are tanukis also considered ninja cats? "

"You should forget about it. The Ninja family is full of strange things, and nothing is unusual."

With Kushina, Asuka, ANBU and others letting her go, Shukaku followed her all the way home.

"Stinky fox!"

Um?

When she heard that the tanuki who had been following her for a long time finally spoke, Kushina paused in her steps. She turned to look at this guy who had no manners at all, and said something unkind.

"Do all civet cats talk like this?"

Shukaku also knew the trouble of having his identity exposed. After he glanced at Kushina, he stared at the other's big belly and began to communicate with his mind.

As long as it doesn't let anything slip, as long as Kyuubi doesn't let anything slip, who knows I am me today?

? ?

After waiting for a long time, the civet cat continued talking.

Kushina followed the tanuki's gaze and turned to look behind her. When she found that there was no one behind her, she pointed at her nose and asked.

"Are you here to find me?"

Shukaku blinked, and after looking at the Jinchuuriki strangely, he nodded.

The stinky fox is sealed inside your body. If I don’t look for you, who should I look for?

"So, you stayed with me for so long just to call me a stinky fox?"

Seeing the red-haired woman's hair floating up, Shukaku shed a drop of cold sweat on his face and nodded his head subconsciously.

boom! boom! boom!

Hearing a frantic sound of smashing things in the living room, Minato poked his head out of the bedroom and asked.

"Kushina, what's wrong?"

"fine!"

Kushina pulled Shukaku's cheek hard, veins appeared on her forehead, and she gritted her teeth.

"I'm teaching a bad-mouthed tanuki a lesson!"

snort!

It doesn't hurt at all!

After looking at this furious woman, Shukaku communicated with Kyuubi directly through Kushina's unique communication method.

"Stinky fox!

I didn’t expect your container to have such a bad temper.

You must not be living the life of a fox, right? "

Seeing that the other party did not respond to him, Shukaku was not anxious at all. He retracted his limbs and tail into the jar, let Kushina knead it, and continued to share anecdotes about himself over the years with Kyuubi.

“The first person I met who I could communicate with was a monk.

The old monk is not bad. Compared with your container, this is the sky and the earth.

At least, the old monk is reasonable. "

"and

My vessel is a monk, he is not a womanizer.

I heard that both of your partners are women?

As someone who feels the same way as the container, I don't know if you are embarrassed or not when the Jinchuuriki and humans reproduce every night. "

"Hey, stinky fox, you're not enjoying yourself anymore, are you?"

Kushina frowned as she looked at the tanuki who suddenly fell silent and just stared at her stupidly.

This guy won't be fooled by himself, right?

However, the little thing is quite cute.

Thinking of this, she put the raccoon on the table bitterly and warned.

"Just stay here and I'll stew you if I say the wrong thing again."

"whispering sound!"

Looking at Kushina who turned to leave, Shukaku spat on the ground, then jumped off the table and followed her behind, talking to Kyuubi as he walked.

"Oh, that's how the ninja world is, it's all hypocritical, and so is you, a stinky fox. Although you don't say a word, I know you can hear my voice.

The old man said back then that even if we are far apart, we will always be together."

Having said this, Shukaku showed an evil smile on his face. He looked up at Kushina's two halves of ass that could give birth to a son, and laughed wildly.

"Yeah~ha~"

"Come here!!"

boom!

The startled Kushina turned around and kicked the tanuki out of the house.

She stroked her warm belly and said with a lingering fear on her face.

"This damn tanuki scared me."

After the noisy tanuki was kicked away, Kyuubi, who was hiding in Kushina's belly, slowly opened his eyes. His eyes moved slightly downward, looking at the chain blocking his mouth, and looked at Shukaku Fei with a dark expression. Out direction.

He still has the same bad mouth as always!

ps: Two in one (5K words).

Dear readers, I have created a group.

In addition, I will start with a chapter and study the plot. I have collected and read a lot in the past two days.

I changed the writing method of Chapter 52. If a woman pursues a man, you can go back and take a look. If you don’t feel like it, I will change it.