Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"well!"

"well!"

Two sighs followed.

Uchiha Asuka and Hinata leaned against the wall fiercely, looking up at the blue sky with somewhat melancholy expressions.

"Asuka, the name Mengmeng should be given to you!" Hinata Mengmeng suddenly turned around and glanced at the old woman sitting in the living room, then gave Asuka a thumbs up and said with a ferocious face, "Good job. Just pick it up and run.”

"Unexpectedly, my mouth escape actually failed. I couldn't convince the old man with three words!" Feiniao looked at the sky melancholy, and his body exuded an aura of despair from the inside out.

"What the hell!"

Hinata suddenly felt her body trembling a little when she mentioned this.

He really had too much contact with Uchiha, and his brain became abnormal.

You actually believe this guy's lies.

Just three words and you can make Rizu's mistress follow you obediently? ?

First sentence.

"Mr. Ryoichi misses you very much."

Second sentence.

"Mr. Ryoichi couldn't sleep because he missed you in the middle of the night. He cried on the bed holding the photo."

The third sentence.

"Mr. Ryoichi wants to treat you to a juicy big cucumber."

Thinking of these three sentences, Hinata twitched the corners of her mouth fiercely, veins popped up on her forehead again, and said with a ferocious smile, "No wonder my sister has become more and more stupid recently, and she can't even give basic compliments."

Feiniao glanced at him slightly and said disdainfully.

"If you want others to praise you, you must at least have some merit, right? Do you have it?"

Hinata opened her mouth suddenly, just about to tell her dozens of advantages.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a lot of Hyuga clan members appearing on the street, as if they were looking for something.

soon!

The Hyuga clan members came to the two of them.

They looked at the two men standing guard like door gods. After a slight hesitation, they walked closer and greeted each other, "Meng Meng Jōnin, Asuka Jōnin."

"Um!"

The two nodded expressionlessly.

Then, Hinata suddenly raised her arm and pointed behind her, and said calmly, "Lord Linghua is here, there is no need to look for it, just go back and report it directly to the clan leader."

The Hyuga tribe member immediately opened his Byakugan and looked past the two of them to the rear.

When he saw the old woman sitting in the living room, he felt relieved, and then followed the patriarch's instructions, turned around and continued to look like he was searching.

Mengmeng:? ? ?

Asuka:? ? ?

Looking at the Hyuga clan members who seemed to be looking for something, the two of them were silent for a while, then looked at each other and expressed their speculations.

"Mengmeng, it seems like your clan leader doesn't really want to go home!"

"I will be scolded by my wife even when I go back. I won't go back if you want me!"

"How miserable!"

"It's really miserable!"

at this time.

In the living room.

Ryoichi sat on the chair quite calmly, gently sipping the tea leaves in the bowl.

But the trembling hands showed that his heart at the moment was not as calm as he appeared.

The old woman sitting opposite saw the other party's current appearance and snorted slightly, then turned her head and looked at the Hyuga clan members who appeared on the street from time to time.

"Linghua, your tribe is quite interesting. They know you are here, but they actually pretend not to see you!"

"Old guy, I can't compare to your clan members. We didn't chat on the same channel for three sentences, and then ran away directly through the roof with my body on my back."

"That's a good boy, forgive him!"

"Oh, that kid said you really want to grow old?"

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"He also said that you couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, crying on the bed holding a photo of your old body?"

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"The child also said, do you want to treat me to a big juicy cucumber?? I want to ask, is this a real cucumber? Have you become so courageous?"

As he finished the last sentence, Uchiha Ryoichi looked at the other party's joking eyes, and his cheeks suddenly turned the color of pig's liver.

"Asuka!!"

Immediately afterwards, angry roars instantly echoed through half of the tribe.

Two minutes later.

The great elder was thinking about life when he saw Uchiha Asuka running towards here with a panicked look on his face.

"Why are you panicking?" He stretched out his hand to stop the fleeing bird. Saburo Uchiha immediately slapped his sore back and said in a deep voice, "As long as I am here, the sky will not fall."

laugh!

Along with the sound of braking, Feiniao put his feet together and stopped in front of the great elder.

Looking at Feiniao's sweaty appearance, the great elder narrowed his eyes slightly and asked.

"What's wrong?"

Feiniao raised his head like a thief and looked around. After finding that no one was paying attention, he pulled the elder to the corner and told everything about what had just happened.

Um?

After hearing these things, the First Elder waved his hands in disappointment and said calmly, "What else do I care about? The incident between the two of them was quite sensational once, but I didn't expect that I am nostalgic now that I am getting older."

"It's not nostalgic, it's just that Mr. Ryoichi may be a little sad to think that the patriarch has three wives to help cook." Asuka explained with his hands behind his head.

Great Elder:? ? ?

He picked his ears again, somewhat doubting the way of life, "I'm really about to die? Why do I keep having auditory hallucinations recently? This rotten body."

Seeing that the great elder suddenly became a little nervous, Feiniao called out the system and glanced at the numbers on the task panel.

1/10

It seems that fulfilling the wishes of living people is useful!

Thinking of this, he waved his hand in front of the great elder's eyes. After attracting his attention, he asked, "Great elder, do you have any wishes you want to realize? If you don't realize it, your throat will get stuck."

Bah bah! !

Uchiha Saburo spat on the ground twice and said angrily, "I don't want to die in peace. I do have a wish, but I don't have the kind of wish that I want to fulfill even before I die."

"Say whatever you want, don't mention my marriage!" Feiniao's eyes lit up and his tone couldn't help but speed up.

Saburo pondered for a moment, and the expression on his face suddenly became serious.

Seeing this scene, Asuka's heartbeat slowed down by half a beat.

I always feel like this old man will make some impossible wishes.

Then, Saburo Uchiha raised his head, looked at the clansmen coming and going on the road with turbid eyes, and said slowly, "Actually, I have already reached this point, and I don't have any special wishes.

I just want to make our Uchiha population more prosperous in the future, so that there will be more people with open eyes and stronger strength. "

After finishing speaking, the great elder looked at the clansmen with a little more light in his eyes.

Although he has always adhered to the concept of "I will enjoy happiness without offspring" throughout his life and has no idea of ​​marrying and having children, this does not prevent him from becoming the biggest matchmaker in Uchiha.

It is the responsibility of his elder to keep the family prosperous!

"This wish is quite simple!" Feiniao murmured softly, then looked at the sparkle in the great elder's eyes, thought for a moment, and immediately came up with an idea in his mind.

As the monitor of the medical class, he still has a lot of medicines that can help with fertility.

The only problem now is how to mix as many of these drugs into the meals of those couples as possible without being discovered.

“How to mix it??”

With this question in mind, Feiniao walked and stopped all the way, and soon returned home.

Squeak!

As there was a noise at the door, Fei Fei, who was sitting on the sofa eating snacks, suddenly raised his head, and then saw Feiniao standing in the corridor with his head lowered, sometimes frowning, sometimes relaxed, as if he was stumped by some problem. look.

"What happened?"

Hearing the soft and cute voice coming from his ears, Feiniao casually placed the shoes he had taken off, and then spoke out the great elder's wishes and his own thoughts.

"Have a baby? Take medicine?"

Fei Fei tried hard to connect the two words together, with a look of human thought on his face.

This thing touches a bit on its intellectual blind spot.

Although it doesn't have much knowledge to begin with.

Plop!

Feiniao collapsed directly on the sofa and said feebly, "It's not difficult to drug people. The difficult thing is how to drug people on a large scale, one family at a time. It's too slow."

Hearing this, Fei Fei patted his head lightly with his paw and thought hard.

"Is it okay to use illusions?"

"No, you will be discovered."

"How about letting the ninja cat help?"

"No, it's easy to be discovered. After all, Ninja cats shed quite a lot."

Feifei suddenly lay down on the sofa and said in frustration, "It would be great if you could separate hundreds of clones and act together. What else can you think of, just pour the medicine into the pot."

Snap!

Feiniao punched his left palm with his right fist and said with a sudden look on his face, "Yeah, I have a damn good brother. My good brother also has 100,000 brothers. Those things are not good at fighting, but they are definitely fine for drugging."

Thinking of Uzumaki Zetsu, who had nothing to do except make balls every day, Asuka jumped out of the window, leaving a confused Fat Fat lying on the sofa, and he has not come back to his senses until now.

What does it mean to be a good brother and have 100,000 brothers? ?

There aren't even 100,000 people in Konoha, right?

midnight.

Uchiha Saburo, who had been busy all night, stood up and began to slowly stretch his muscles.

At the end of his life, he wanted to leave something behind for his family.

Don’t say anything else.

His years of experience in "harmonizing thin mud" alone are priceless.

Click! Click! Click!

Accompanied by a clicking sound when the joints moved, the great elder suddenly felt that his body relaxed a lot.

He turned off the desk lamp and let the moonlight shine into the room through the window.

Because of the full moon today, the view at night is clearer than usual.

Uchiha Saburo stood in front of the window, looking through the window at the quiet Uchiha clan outside, and said in a hoarse voice with a bit of reluctance, "It's really not enough to take a look!"

"Why didn't I think the clan was so good before?"

Before he finished speaking, Uchiha Saburo opened his mouth slightly and looked at the quiet Uchiha clan in great surprise.

After a while, he picked his ears again, somewhat doubtful about life, "I'm really about to die?? Why do I keep having auditory hallucinations recently?? This rotten body."

"I finally understand why Uchiha Madara didn't want to be resurrected after he died."

"This aging body is really unnecessary. Ah~"

This time the Great Elder heard it completely. He looked through the window and looked at the direction from which the sound came. He nodded slowly and said, "The will to reproduce is very strong. That's right."

Before he finished speaking, the great elder suddenly turned around and looked to the northeast, with a bit of satisfaction in his eyes as he continued to praise.

"With you, Uchiha will not perish. Yes, no."

Then, he turned around and looked to the southwest. He blinked in confusion, but still praised, "Those who are not afraid of having many children are the hope of the family. Come on, come on."

After hearing another sudden sound from the northwest, the elder was silent for a moment, and just as he was about to say something, he heard intermittent sounds coming from all directions.

Uchiha Saburo stood there in a daze for a moment, and the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched violently.

"Damn it, someone dared to plot against Uchiha!!"