Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Old man, have you been beaten to the point of losing your mind? I'll take you to find Tsunade to reason with." Seeing the elder standing there blankly, Asuka grabbed his arm and prepared to go to the Hokage Building to find Tsunade. Points for compensation.

The Great Elder is definitely not short of money or anything else. His motivation for living now is to make Uchiha better and better.

As for how to make Uchiha better and better?

That depends on how bad the great elder's mind is.

"Hey! Don't drag me!"

Realizing that this boy was really going to take him to the Hokage Building, Saburo Uchiha shuddered subconsciously, pulled out his arm and sat back on the ground.

He really didn't want to see Tsunade now, especially since that guy actually had an attitude of "I'm a medical ninja, I'll treat damage on the spot", so he didn't even want to go to her.

After all, he has no masochistic tendencies.

"well!"

Feiniao sighed heavily, sat down, and said angrily, "Is this the case? The last time our family was beaten by the Thousand Hands Clan was more than 30 years ago. This time you are recorded in the family history, too. Shame on you."

"Fart, it was clearly three years ago when Tsunade kicked down the door of your house." The elder stared at Asuka's grinning face in stunned silence, and his beard began to tremble with anger.

Snap!

Asuka slapped his forehead with his right hand and said suddenly, "Oh, oh, look, old man, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten it. I would have thought it happened more than 30 years ago."

Uchiha Saburo turned away angrily. After seeing the clan members looking at him with strange eyes, he simply closed his eyes.

As the second most powerful person in Uchiha.

From the moment he became the great elder, he shouldered the important responsibility of prospering the family.

The dignified head of the Uchiha clan personally mediates for others, which somewhat affects the family's image, but as the eldest elder, he doesn't have so many worries.

Just thinking about the failed matchmaking not long ago, the great elder couldn't help but sigh, "Oh, my 100% success rate has been ruined!!"

Snap!

Feiniao snapped his fingers and summoned a bucket of fried chicken. While eating, he said, "How did you get that 100% success rate? Didn't you just go in after you were sure?"

Something like this is impossible Tsunade."

Hearing this, the great elder looked thoughtful, then turned around and looked at Uchiha Asuka sitting next to him, with complicated eyes and said, "Boy, you are right!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Uchiha Saburo stood up suddenly, patted the dust on his butt, and hurriedly walked outside the clan.

"This old guy." Feiniao casually took a bite of the chicken, looked at the great elder who had completely disappeared from sight, and murmured to himself, "In the last days of his life, the old man risked being beaten to death and had to pay for family’s future considerations.”

"It's not easy."

at the same time.

Rain Ninja Village.

The moment Black Zetsu returned, he asked Nagato to gather everyone together and prepare to seal the tailed beast together.

And everyone who heard the news rushed over immediately.

"So fast!" Xiaonan couldn't help but frowned the moment she stepped into the room.

In just a few days, she was able to get the first jinchūriki of Sunagakure Village. This had refreshed her understanding of this guy. Maybe the opponent's strength was not as weak as she thought.

Ye Cang, who was following Xiaonan, also noticed Zetsu sitting on the chair the moment he entered the room.

As the elite Jonin of Sunagakure Village, she still knows the village's ins and outs.

I didn't expect that the intelligence guys in the organization could steal one from Sunagakure Village so easily.

"Hehehe~~"

A cold laughter spread through the air into the room.

Orochimaru was wearing an auspicious cloud robe. The moment he stepped into the room, his eyes fell on the main seat involuntarily.

He was not interested in sealing the tailed beasts, nor was he interested in the Eye of the Moon project.

the only one interested

Those are the eyes of Nagato.

After a while.

The puppet controlled by Nagato entered the room last and closed the stone door.

He raised his head and looked around. After seeing that everyone in the organization was almost here, his eyes fell on the strange half-black and half-white pitcher plant.

I have seen this image in front of me many times, but Nagato can feel the same shock every time.

Ugly and a bit unhuman! !

But as the leader of the organization.

Naturally, I won’t say anything that affects the unity of the organization.

"Ugly, a bit ugly, but very capable!" With a silent compliment in his heart, Nagato walked to the front of the team and said in a deep voice, "You must also know the reason why I called everyone here."

Everyone nodded slightly when they heard this, and glanced around intentionally or unintentionally, wanting to see what the jinchūriki looked like.

at this time.

Ye Cang's mood was much more complicated than that of other members of the organization.

One tail is the only tailed beast in Sunagakure Village. As long as the news of the village losing its tailed beast spreads, even if you don't use your brain, you know that the next situation in the village will be very bad.

Although she had no favorable impression of Sand Hidden Village other than hatred because of the previous incident, it was still the village where she had lived for more than twenty years.

It would be a lie to say that I have no favorable impression of the villagers living there.

"Where is the jinchūriki?"

A voice full of doubts instantly broke the oppressive atmosphere in the room.

Nagato looked around and found that they were the only ones in the room, and his sharp eyes fell on the half-black and half-white pitcher plant.

"Ahem~"

Seeing everyone's eyes on him, Hei Jue put his fist to his mouth and coughed twice. He looked up at the front at an angle of 45 degrees, trying to hide his slightly rosy cheeks, and said a little unnaturally.

"It said that before dying, he wanted to take one last look at someone else pooping and ask them what it felt like to poop."

As soon as he finished speaking, the room suddenly fell into deathly silence.

At this time, even if you throw a needle on the ground, the noise it makes will not be less than the sound of thunder.

When everyone heard these words, a look of confusion suddenly appeared on their expressionless cheeks, just like students who had just entered the ninja school. Every word the teacher said touched on the blind spots of knowledge.

Nagato: "."

After not finding the Jinchuriki in the room just now, many reasons for the Jinchuriki not appearing here flashed through Nagato's mind.

for example

The jinchūriki being hidden somewhere for safety? Are you worried that Sunagakure Village will follow the Jinchūriki and track them here? Or is it that the Jinchuuriki is in the hands of "Uchiha Madara"?

Anyway, no matter how many thoughts flashed through Nagato's mind, he never thought from the beginning to the end that the reason why the Jinchuuriki did not appear in the room was actually...

"Actually watching people poop??" Xiao Nan's mouth twitched slightly, and then his eyes swept over Ye Cang, who was also speechless next to him. He wanted to ask how such a weird thing could exist in Sand Hidden Village.

"Haha~"

Orochimaru chuckled softly at this time, his eyes left Nagato for the first time, and turned to look at the half-black and half-white pitcher plant not far away, wondering, "Is there anyone else curious about the feeling of defecation?"

These words instantly silenced Hei Jueqian.

It wanted to open its mouth to explain, but when the words came to its lips, it didn't know how to explain.

In fact, sometimes it doesn't understand why it has been curious about what it feels like for others to poop since the day Uzumaki Zetsu was born.

The next second.

Nagato suddenly recovered from the shock, frowned slightly, and said worriedly, "Zetsu, are you sure he won't sneak away from the toilet? The jinchuriki's strength is not low."

Before he could finish speaking, Hei Jue shook his head slightly and said with determination in his tone.

"It is the person I trust most. Even if the whole world is against me, it will still stand firmly by my side and block the flying shurikens for me."

Xiao organized everyone: "."

This short sentence shocked them twice, and finally their eyes towards Hei Jue became wary.

The person you trust the most?

Block the flying shuriken for you?

Are you targeting the people who trust you the most?

"Ah!" At this moment, a pleasant voice suddenly came from the ground, breaking the oppressive atmosphere in the room.

Suddenly, everyone turned to look over.

I saw an ordinary-looking middle-aged man, licking the corners of his mouth with unfinished intentions, slowly emerging from the ground like a bamboo shoot.

"What the hell? Have you been invaded?" Everyone's hearts tightened, and they took a few steps back instantly, their eyes full of vigilance.

The surrounding atmosphere suddenly became tense the moment the middle-aged man appeared.

"Um?"

Just when Nagato was about to attack directly, from the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught sight of Black Zetsu's extremely calm expression and the smile on his lips. He slowed down his movements slightly and asked in a deep voice.

"Who are you? Where did you sneak in?"

Uzumaki Zetsu scratched his head in confusion and found that everyone was looking at him with vigilant eyes. He subconsciously replied, "It doesn't count as sneaking in. I came up along the toilet."

Catching the key words in the words, everyone subconsciously sniffed the air. When they smelled the stinky smell in the air, the members of the Akatsuki organization fell into silence again.

It did come from the toilet.

"Are you the Jinchuuriki?" Nagato frowned slightly, looking at the middle-aged man with doubts in his eyes.

He also smelled the smell in the air, and guessed in his mind that this person was probably the guy Hei Jue said, who wanted to see his poop before he died.

but.

This is inconsistent with the information.

According to intelligence, the Jinchuuriki of Sunagakure Village is only 2 years old, and the age of the one in front of him does not look like 2 years old, and he has more white hair than him.

"Yes!" Uzumaki nodded affirmatively.

Then, it lifted up its shirt and showed everyone the black seal on its belly button.

"Hiss~"

The next second.

Several gasps of air instantly sounded in the room.

All of you here are not idiots, but the elites among the elites of each village. Otherwise, you would not be able to escape the pursuit of the ANBU in your own village, and you would be able to live blatantly in the sun.

The moment they saw the black seal, they immediately realized that the person in front of them was really the Tailed Beast Jinchūriki.

"Tailed Beast Jinchūriki, you like to watch people poop? And when others are pooping, what does it feel like to drag them and ask them if they want to defecate?"

Thinking of this man's strange behavior, everyone in the room fell into silence again.

They had imagined many scenarios of sealing the Jinchuuriki for the first time, but they had never thought of this.

"People are indeed quite fragile when they go to the toilet." After Orochimaru was silent for a long time, he suddenly laughed, "But do you know what your fate is when you come here?"

"After the tailed beast is extracted, the Jinchuuriki will definitely die." Uzumaki Zetsu looked at Konoha with a melancholy look on his face and sighed, "If the current world is real, then I hope it is fake. If the current world If it’s fake, then I also want to see the real world.”

"But I can't seem to see it."

Hearing this, everyone in the Akatsuki organization fell into silence again.

At first, they thought that this man was a bit unintelligent and that Black Zetsu had tricked him in through some means.

But seeing that man's awareness, it seemed... as if he was voluntary.

"Huh~"

At this time, Xiaonan exhaled lightly, and her cold eyes suddenly had a little fluctuation.

She didn't expect that the first time she sealed the tailed beast would be like this.

Da Da Da!

Accompanied by a burst of crisp footsteps, Xiaonan slowly walked to Uzumaki Zetsu, and then looked at this ordinary middle-aged man who had transcended life and death, and asked softly.

"Do you have any last wishes?"

Hearing this, Uzumaki Zetsu's eyes lit up, and he looked over the crowd and looked at Kakuto who was standing aside and distracted, and asked curiously.

"Kakuto, are you pooping?"

Everyone: "."

Sensing the silence of the crowd, Uzumaki Zetsu's eyes turned and fell on Orochimaru with a cold face, and continued to ask, "Orochimaru, what does it feel like to poop?"

Everyone: "."