Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The early morning sun shines warmly on the old man sitting cross-legged on the chair. The old man looks up to the place where the earth and the sky intersect in the distance. The dark blue sky is gradually replaced by the light blue sky.

"I seem to see you eating fish a lot lately."

Following the sound, Madara Uchiha, who was lying on a chair basking in the sun, opened his eyes and looked towards the entrance of the courtyard.

at this time.

I saw a purple-haired girl holding a bowl of steaming food and handing it to Uchiha Ryoichi, smiling.

"I can't help it, I'm too stupid.

Buy four fish a day and not one of them will survive by night. "

Ryoichi took the basin of fish soup noodles and said a little warily.

"what fish is this?"

The purple-haired girl pouted, looking at the picky old man in front of her, and muttered.

"The carp I bought yesterday didn't survive. It's very fresh."

After saying that, Xi Yan's big watery eyes stared at the old man opposite.

If it weren't for the fact that there were too many dead fish in the refrigerator recently, and the teacher didn't like it very much after eating a few meals, she wouldn't want to give the food she cooked to others.

hateful!

I didn’t expect that orange cat’s appetite was so strong that he wouldn’t even eat the fish I cooked.

"call!"

Looking at the little girl in front of him with a pouting face and a sincere face, Ryoichi let out a long sigh of relief, and then long-lasting memories gradually came to mind.

There was a time many years ago when I often saw birds eating fish, and I would receive invitations from them from time to time.

One day, he went because the other party was too enthusiastic.

Five or six years after that.

He felt sick all over when he saw the fish.

Thinking of this, he glanced at the white noodle soup in the bowl, then looked up at the little girl Xiyan and praised it.

"Yes, just by looking at the appearance, I can tell that it is a normal fish, which makes me very appetizing.

You are much better than your teacher. "

“Eat it while it’s hot!”

After waving to the old man, Maoyue Xiyan trotted back to the house opposite.

She and the relatives around her were tired of eating fish.

Try something else this morning.

Looking at Xi Yan's leaving figure, Liang Yi shook his head and sighed softly.

"I hope that bastard won't use pufferfish to practice medical ninjutsu because of its delicious taste. Carp is good. pufferfish is delicious, but it's poisonous."

After muttering twice, he came to Madara with a basin and said with a somewhat stiff expression.

"Cousin, would you like a bowl?"

After glancing at the steaming fish soup, Uchiha Madara closed his eyes again and said indifferently.

"I don't need to eat now."

Listening to this emotionless voice, Uchiha Ryoichi placed the basin on the ground, then took out two pairs of bowls and chopsticks from home. After filling a bowl from the basin, he picked up one bowl and took a sip.

"Yeah! It tastes good, and it's definitely not from puffer fish."

Suck!

Uchiha Madara frowned. He listened to the sniffing sounds that kept ringing in his ears and said coldly.

"Stay away from me."

"okay!"

Ryoichi moved to the side, took a sip of noodles, and sighed.

"Cousin, do you know?

When I see you, I think of Senju Hashirama.

To this day, I still remember his demeanor back then.

During the period after the tailed beasts were distributed to several villages, although outsiders didn't know his physical condition, they could guess it by seeing Senju Hashirama's face no longer rosy.

he is sick.

After guessing this situation, the people in the clan became a little restless. "

Having said this, he paused for a moment, and after seeing that there was no trace of impatience on Madara's face, he felt happy and continued.

“Later, maybe the Thousand Hands Clan also noticed this.

I don’t know if it was Senju Tobirama’s instigation or Senju Hashirama’s whim.

Anyway, one day, he came to visit the family.

At that time, all of us jounin had a meal with him, and we also talked about his condition during the meal.

Senju Hashirama has a carefree personality and did not hide this. He told us straightforwardly.

The condition is somewhat serious, but it does not prevent him from eating.

To this day, I don’t remember what we talked about at the beginning, but I still remember that he was here, as if he were at home, and he ate five bowls very boldly.

Cousin, you know the bowl of our Uchiha family.

Five bowls, five full bowls.

A man has no appetite, is suffering from an unknown serious illness, and...

Before he finished speaking, he looked at Uchiha Madara, who was holding up the rice bowl and sucking noodles, and sighed softly in his heart.

My cousin who didn’t have his Sharingan opened was beaten by Hashirama with watermelon skin.

The cousin who opened the three magatama was pressed and beaten by the young watermelon skin Hashirama

The cousin who turned on the kaleidoscope was beaten by the young watermelon skin between the pillars.

My cousin, who had turned on the kaleidoscope, and with the help of his friend Kyuubi, was still beaten by the middle-aged watermelon peel Hashirama.

Hashirama has been dead for many years until now.

Hearing Senju Hashirama's name can still arouse this damn desire to win.

Unfortunately, there were not enough noodles for five bowls.

"Madara-sama, how do you feel?"

Madara, who had just come out of the toilet, heard the very annoying sound coming from his ears. He glanced at the Uzumaki Zetsu who was stuffed into Hashirama's cells.

After thinking that he went to the toilet today purely because of Senju Hashirama, he suddenly said impatiently.

“Why ask others about this kind of thing.

Just scratch your butt with a kunai and poke a hole. "

"Huh?"

Uzumaki Zetsu seemed to have discovered some new continent. It touched its butt, and a look of surprise suddenly appeared on its face.

It turns out that the reason why I have never had the feeling of defecation is because it lacks something.

No wonder, no wonder.

"idiot!"

Seeing that this Uzumaki Zetsu actually used a kunai on its butt, he twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking of a certain watermelon rind, and cursed angrily.

"Idiot, you are stupider than Hashirama, he can't even do it."

Speaking of this, Madara suddenly became a little silent.

When he thought of Hashirama who was willing to commit suicide in order to reconcile with Uchiha, he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.

Maybe he was going to say something like this in the first place, so he scratched his butt with a kunai, fearing that he wouldn't even frown.

Sure enough, as expected of White Zetsu who was assimilated into Hashirama's cells, even the idiots were inherited.

"Go and unlock Uchiha Asuka's house. I want to go in and take a look."

After receiving Madara's order, Uzumaki Zetsu put down the kunai with some regret.

Unexpectedly, experiencing the feeling of having a bowel movement can be so simple.

"Madara-sama!"

Looking at Uzumaki Zetsu who turned around step by step, Uchiha Madara took a deep breath and said expressionlessly.

"What?"

"Can you really experience the feeling of having a bowel movement?"

Uchiha Madara's breath was stagnant. He stared at Bai Zetsu and spoke word by word.

"able!

You can even experience what hemorrhoids feel like. "

"That is."

"Get out of here, old man!"

"okay!"

When Uchiha Madara came to Asuka's room, he took a look at the layout inside and walked in directly.

Squeak!

As the door closed, the noise of the outside world was cut off by this small door.

"Madara-sama!"

Uzumaki Zetsu also emerged from the floor at this time. It scratched its head and said with a smile.

"What did we come in for?"

Uchiha Madara glanced at it and didn't answer its words.

This guy is exactly like Hashirama. As long as you say one sentence to it, it can reply ten sentences.

After walking around the living room, his eyes fell on the color photos hanging on the white wall.

Although the color photo was slightly faded due to environmental influences, the characters on it were still clearly visible.

He looked at himself in the photo and the group of people following him.

Quan Na, Liang Da, Fei He

Fifty-one years

"Madara-sama, I found a love letter!"

Uchiha Madara's eyelids twitched twice when he was interrupted by Uzumaki Zetsu's excited voice. He turned to look at White Zetsu and looked at the white envelope in his hand. He didn't know what to say for a moment.

As if it didn't see Madara being unhappy, it ran over with the love letter and said excitedly.

"Can we repeat what happened with Obito?"

"idiot!"

Uchiha Madara rubbed his aching head.

He is now a three-magatama man and has experienced everything he needs to go through. It is difficult to lead him to the dark side.

Um?

Suddenly, he caught sight of something out of the corner of his eye.

Uchiha Madara looked at the bronze key hanging on the wall and was stunned for a moment.

He walked to the wall, took off the key, looked at the note hanging on the key by Asuka, and whispered softly.

"A mysterious key: it can open a mysterious box filled with Uchiha secrets, which contains forbidden techniques to improve strength."

Uchiha Madara didn't know that Asuka obtained the key from the system.

After Feiniao searched for the box for a long time but failed to find it, he hung up the key. He was even afraid of mixing it up with other keys, so he made a special memo.

After looking at the familiar key for a while, he hung it back to its original place.

A forbidden technique to increase strength?

Did Feihe leave it behind?

"Madara-sama!"

Seeing Uzumaki White Zetsu calling him again, Uchiha Madara took a deep breath and said in a low voice.

"What's up?"

"Someone scolded you!"

? ? ?

Uchiha glanced at Bai Zetsu in confusion, and then he was dragged to a table by Uzumaki Zetsu and looked at the other person's fingers.

"Uchiha Madara, I'm not done with you!"

"Yeah~ha~"

"He is a human being. I can't be angry with myself about human beings, dirty and disgusting human beings."

"I feel like I'm on the verge of going berserk, damn Uchiha Madara, although he has set me free now, I have lost my power.

Today is another day of being pinched by humans. "

"Today is the second day of being pinched by humans."

"I've been pinched for three days in a row."

Looking at these resentful handwriting, Uchiha Madara turned his head to look at Uzumaki Zetsu and said calmly.

"Who wrote it?"

Uzumaki Zetsu shook his head firmly, and then clapped his hands as if he remembered something.

"It's definitely not written by Uchiha Asuka!"

"Tell me why."

"Hehe, he has no nails, so he can't pick them out."

"."

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara turned around and left. After he opened the door, he glanced at the key on the wall again and gave instructions behind him.

"Clean up all traces of me entering the room so that no one will discover you."

Konoha, Ninja School.

In order to ensure the inheritance of will, the second generation Hokage Senju Tobirama established the Konoha Ninja School. The purpose is to ensure the stability of education and the efficiency of talent training, and many students are recruited every year.

Although the ninjutsu knowledge taught in the ninja school is not much, it is enough to become a semi-qualified cannon fodder.

"They say the questions in the Ninja Entrance Examination will be very difficult. I feel like my results will not be very good."

"Me too. Although I have received a lot of teaching before coming here, I always feel that I will not pass."

"Since you are not ready, I am sure to enroll this time."

Everyone's eyes fell on the child, with approval in their eyes.

This mentality is much better than that of ordinary people.

He will definitely become an excellent ninja in the future.

at this time.

Asuka, who was standing not far away, looked at the child who said he was stable, and twitched the corner of his mouth a few times.

Children are really innocent and believe everything their companions say.

However, this kind of child should understand after a few years of being beaten during exams.

Just listen to what some people say and don't take it to your heart, otherwise you will still be the one who is sad.

Those who usually don't seem to work hard and sigh before and after the exam, but when the exam results come out and get the first place every day, they are either secretly testing you in places where you can't see, or they are really failing.

like me.

When the classmates around him saw that he was either sleeping or distracted during the day, they thought that he was not studying, and then they studied hard to prove to the teacher that Uchiha was nothing more than that.

Then every time when the results were distributed after the exam, when the students around him saw his perfect score paper, he turned around and clenched his fists, dug his toes into the soles of his shoes, and the scene of gritted teeth on his face is still fresh in his memory to this day.

well!

During the years when those innocent classmates studied with me, they even suspected that they had intellectual problems, and they never wanted to believe that I would secretly study at night behind their backs.

How silly!

Today is the registration day for Ninja School. Asuka turned into a child and followed the crowd into the school, preparing to register.

When I first went to school, I was alone, and this time I was alone again.

As he walked, he looked at the renovated walls, the newly purchased desks, and the brand new toilet, and he couldn't help but sigh.

"After so many years, the school has been renovated."

When I went to school, the walls, toilets, tables and chairs were all built by Senju Tobirama twenty years ago.

Worn, worn, and unfit.

The classroom smells musty on rainy days.

I didn’t expect that I would get a new one just a few years after graduation.

envious! !

"Um?"

Just as Asuka was digging at the paint on the wall with his fingers, he heard a suspicious voice coming from behind.

"Whose child are you? Why are you picking at the wall?"

Feiniao's fingers froze, he looked at the wall where he had dug a small hole, and said a little bit.

"I just want to see if the paint is just a swipe to fool people."

As he said that, he turned around and looked behind him, and saw a guy with curly black hair and a pair of deep red eyes, with his hands on his hips and his eyes staring straight at the finger-sized hole.

Sunset red? ?

She's on vacation too? ?

Oh, the captain is preparing for pregnancy, so this guy probably doesn’t have much to do.

"Hey! Hey!"

Seeing his feet suddenly leaving the ground, Asuka looked at Yuhi Hong who picked him up with one hand and pretended not to recognize him.

"Who are you? What do you do?"

Kurenai Yuhi glanced at the Uchiha clan emblem behind him and said calmly.

"I am a substitute teacher personally appointed by Lord Hokage. I am going to find your parents now."

Uchiha Asuka's eyes widened and he said doubtfully.

"What are you doing with my parents?"

She pointed at the big hole that Asuka just dug out with her hands and continued.

"Deliberately destroying school facilities and asking your parents to educate you."

"Excuse me!"

After learning this, Asuka calmed down instantly. He looked up into Yuhi's red eyes and said.

"Since I was one year old, I have been the only living person in the family."

orphan?

Yuhi Hong's expression froze, and the hand holding Asuka's collar subconsciously relaxed.

She looked at Asuka's calm expression and swallowed her scolding words.

Although she knew that there were many orphans and single-parent children in the ninja school.

But I didn't expect that I would meet such a child on my first day as a temporary teacher.

Think of the words that the third generation of adults taught me.

“Teaching is a conscientious job. Only teachers with love in their hearts can have light in their eyes, and can they illuminate students’ path to success.

For problem students, unscrupulous teachers will choose to let them go.

Conscientious teachers will choose to provide them with more education, guidance and care, maximize understanding, tolerance and kindness, and do their best to fill the holes in the hearts of those children with love. "

Snapped!

Asuka didn't know what Yuhi Hong was thinking. He took out the note from his arms and slapped it directly on the opponent's hand with a loud voice.

"Keep the change, please.

Even if you put money into the hole now, it will be enough to fill it up. "

After saying that, he turned around and ran towards the registration point.

Back then, he was ranked first in grade in the exam. After so many years, he has become the mainstay of Konoha Village and has a deeper understanding of the Will of Fire.

Trivial Ninja School Examination

He wanted the second person to experience what it means to be a great god descending from heaven.

"laugh!"

There was a sound of brakes, and Asuka's feet were nailed to the spot. He looked up at Yuhi Kurenai who was blocking his way, and said in confusion.

"Anything else?"

"The hole"

Seeing that the other party mentioned the hole in the wall again, Feiniao took out all the change in his pocket and patted her hand, feeling annoyed.

"This money is enough for you to hire a ninja to help you seal the hole.

Can you please stop stopping me? I still want to sign up. "

Seeing that the other party had no intention of getting out of the way, Feiniao twitched the corner of his mouth and bent down to apologize in one breath.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have done anything wrong, and I shouldn't have destroyed school facilities casually.

After the registration was completed, I started to fill the holes myself. "

"no!"

Yuhi Hong waved her hand, she put the money in her hand back into Asuka's pocket, then rubbed his head and educated him softly.

"There will be many ways for you to use money in the future. You must learn to plan. You should not spend money lavishly, let alone use money in meaningless places.

This money may have been earned by your parents with their lives. Every extra penny you spend will reduce your thoughts in your heart. "

Looking at the blank eyes of the child in front of her, Yuhi Hong sighed softly in her heart.

This child has had no parents or relatives since he was a child, and has not established a good concept of consumption.

Not only does he not know that money is hard-earned, but he has even distorted the value of money, so that now he spends money like water and thinks of using money to solve any problem.

this is not right.

Feiniao felt extremely fed up at this moment.

I was just curious as to why the old broken wall suddenly became a new wall.

It's not over yet.

Looking at the impatient Uchiha child, Yuhi Kurenai took his hand and whispered.

"I'll take you to sign up."

"Thank you, I will go myself."

After saying that, Asuka broke away from Yuhi Hong's hand, and before he could escape, he saw his legs leaving the ground again.

"."

Looking down at Asuka who suddenly became silent, Yuhi Hong looked at the other person for a while and then asked.

"May I have your name?"

The corner of Feiniao's mouth twitched, he simply closed his eyes and spoke.

"Uchiha Li, Uchiha is the Uchiha of Konoha, Li is the one who can live through it and cannot live with it."

"Uh~"

Yuhi Hong was stunned for a moment. She could tell that this guy seemed a little unhappy.

He is indeed a problem child.

The introduction of a name with such a strong smell of gunpowder.

"The name is a good one, but you can't introduce it to others like this next time. It's rude."

Saying that, Yuhi Hong pointed at herself, her eyes curved into a crescent shape, and smiled.

"My name is Yuhi Hong, you can call me Teacher Hong from now on."

"Oh~"

Asuka said dryly.

Anyway, I just took an exam and ran away after the exam.

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