Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Kakashi, why won't the village let me join the reconnaissance unit?"

"Gai, do you know the hidden conditions for joining the Anbu?"

"Kakashi, what are the conditions?"

"You can have a mute, but you can't have a loudspeaker!"

Kakashi and Gai walked on the street, their expressions were still the same as usual, without any sense of urgency about the upcoming war.

As ninjas who survived the three wars, they knew the cruelty of war and that this might be the last time they met, but in order to protect the village and their companions

"Yo!"

A familiar voice sounded in their ears, causing the two to stop and look back behind them, and suddenly a pile of moving gifts appeared on the street.

The gifts were stacked together, several meters high, and staggered towards here.

"Kakashi, the gifts have become spirits!!" Might Guy stood in front of Kakashi, his face full of solemnity.

Kakashi sighed inwardly, pointed at the person behind the gift, and said weakly, "That's a human. If the gift becomes a spirit, it won't walk around the streets of Konoha wearing Uchiha clothes!"

Might Guy nodded, not quite understanding, and asked.

"What if the gift becomes a spirit and really walks around the streets of Konoha?"

Snap!

Kakashi slapped his forehead, speechless as he could be.

He now suspected that Kai might be one of the first to die in the Fourth Ninja World War.

At this time, the pile of gifts also staggered to the two of them. When he found that it was Uchiha Asuka holding the gift, Might Guy immediately gave Kakashi a thumbs up, his eyes filled with the word "admiration".

"Kai!!" Asuka stopped and said seriously, "The war is about to begin. Do you want me to lend you a Sharingan? Just return it to me after the war."

"Really?" Might Guy's eyes suddenly had stars, and he said excitedly.

"Fool!" Kakashi rolled his eyes subconsciously.

With the chakra in this guy's body, he would consume one-fifth of it to cast a summoning technique. Can he withstand the consumption of the Sharingan?

Then, Kakashi looked at the pile of things and asked curiously, "Asuka, I just walked around the street and saw several Uchiha jonins shopping crazily. Are you tired of living?"

Following his gaze, Asuka looked at the pile of goods he had just bought and replied with emotion.

"Do you know? The most painful thing in life is that people are alive and their money is gone; the most painful thing in life is that people die and their money is not gone!"

Kakashi's body suddenly stiffened for a moment, but soon returned to normal.

He suddenly thought of the Uchiha jonins he met not long ago.

Like Asuka, that group of people also held the attitude of "living is not going to work" and frantically bought all kinds of goods.

"Ninjas are also human beings. Before a war, they will also feel anxious. It is normal to relieve their inner anxiety by spending money." Kakashi stared at the bluestone slab under his feet and analyzed in his mind.

"But this kind of behavior should not happen to the most determined group of jonin, not to mention the former war profiteers - the Uchiha clan."

"This can only mean"

"Most of the Uchiha jonin can't guarantee that they can survive on the battlefield."

"This is really bad news!!" After sighing in his heart, he raised his eyelids slightly, watched Asuka's figure disappear from his sight, and then looked at Kai who was stunned to the side, and asked expressionlessly.

"Kai! How much do you have in savings?"

"241,100!!"

"Kai, I still have more than 700,000 here, let's spend this money."

"Kakashi, although we don't need to save money to marry a wife, we can't live well?"

"We still have to live well, and we will make money after the war is over."

"Kakashi, do you want to take me to make money together?"

"Yes, together!"

As the sun gradually sets in the west.

Asuka threw all the purchased goods at home, and then came to the hand-made ramen shop, ordered a bowl of luxurious ramen, and found an empty seat to sit down.

At this time.

There was a long queue outside the ramen shop, and there were many ninjas in the queue.

Those ninjas stood on tiptoe from time to time to observe the length of the queue. Although they looked a little anxious, they had no intention of cutting in line. They just complained from time to time that the hand-made shop should be opened a little bigger.

Asuka even found many familiar figures in the queue.

"Yuhi Kurenai, Morino Ibiki, Mizuki, Gekkou Gale" After his eyes stayed on Mizuki and others for a moment, Asuka quickly looked away and looked elsewhere.

At this point in time, Mizuki was still a child and had no idea about the Book of Seals, while Gekkou Gale was still sickly, coughing from time to time, looking like he was about to die.

These people stood in the team, chatting and laughing, and there was not much fear of war on their faces, but an inexplicable sense of excitement.

"Father didn't object to my participation in the Ninja World War this time!! He said two years ago that I was too young and not suitable for fighting." Yuhi Kurenai clenched his fists and said with a slightly trembling voice.

Thinking of the upcoming Five Village Alliance, Morino Ibiki's eyes also flashed with excitement, "This is a war that is enough to be recorded in the history of the Ninja World!!"

"Hey hey!"

Mizuki looked at the excited two people and wondered, "Are you really not scared at all? The same is true for the students around you. It's obviously your first time to participate in the Ninja World War, but why do you feel that you are all more excited than me? ”

"Cough~"

Hayate clenched his fist to his mouth, coughed twice, and said weakly, "The scene of the five villages uniting may only happen once in this life. If I miss it, I'm afraid I will feel regretful every time I dream about it."

The voices of several people chatting were not quiet, and Feiniao, who was sitting in the room eating noodles, could hear clearly.

There is some division within Konoha now.

Ordinary people are more afraid than excited about this war that will go down in history; ordinary chuunin and genin are more excited than afraid about this war that will go down in history; as for jonin,

Those who can become jonin must have participated in at least one ninja war, and few like war.

Asuka picked up the packed ramen and passed by a few people. Seeing their excited expressions, he couldn't help but say, "When you die, try to keep the body as complete as possible. You have to know that an incomplete body is as good as a complete one." The bodies are buried in different ways.

Hong, imagine that your intestines will flow out after being exploded by the detonating talisman."

"Bah, bah, bah!"

Thinking of that scene, Yuhi Hong spat on the ground several times, and looked at Asuka with a bit more disgust.

He went on an expedition the day after tomorrow, and he actually said such unlucky words.

this guy

After a while.

Asuka stood outside Ryoichi's yard and shouted inside.

"Old man, I packed your favorite ramen for you!!"

"As long as it's not pufferfish, I like to eat it all!!" An old voice came from the courtyard, and Ryoichi opened the door and walked to the courtyard door slowly.

He originally had a son, but because they had some conflicts a few years ago, his son moved to the other side of the clan out of anger. Except for holidays, Liang Yi almost ate alone.

Looking at the hot ramen in Asuka's hand, Ryoichi couldn't help but sigh, "Back then, I only ate one pufferfish and I was treated like this. You said I wish I had eaten a few more."

"If you eat a few more, you'll die and you won't get any benefits!" Asuka put the ramen by the wall and said helplessly, "If I have the chance to admit my mistake to my son, won't I be able to eat the food cooked by my daughter-in-law every day?"

Ryoichi shook his head like a rattle and sneered, "That would be so shameless for me. After I die in this battle, every year on my death anniversary, you go to the memorial monument to send flowers and burn some paper money."

Asuka's cheek twitched, then turned around, waved to him, and walked straight to his yard.

"Let me admit my mistake and kill me." Touching the warm ramen in his hand, Ryoichi made an old face and said to himself, "I'm not wrong, he... eh?"

The next second.

Liang Yi opened his eyes suddenly and saw Uchiha Mikoto suddenly jumping on the wall with a vegetable basket. At the same time, she glanced here, smiled and waved, and then jumped into the Asuka's yard.

This skillful movement cannot be practiced even dozens of times.

"When did the relationship between the two of them become so good?" He rubbed his chin with one hand and asked in confusion, "Didn't they fight every day in the past? Oh, no, Mikoto is carrying so many dishes and she wants to cook a big meal at night?? "

Ryoichi suddenly looked at the ramen in his hand, and then at Asuka's house across the street. He felt that the ramen was no longer so fragrant.

At the very least, it doesn't have the aroma of rice cooked by Uchiha Mikoto.

Asuka also recognized Uchiha Mikoto's craftsmanship.

If cooking is not poisonous.

"Don't look at me like that!" Mikoto noticed the gaze on her and said without raising her head, "Poisoning the food is an insult to my cooking skills."

"When did you have such a high level of consciousness?" Feiniao looked at her suspiciously.

Uchiha Mikoto used a little force with her fingers and instantly pinched the green celery into two pieces. She took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to curse in her heart, and washed the vegetables in the basin again.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The sound of the iron basin hitting the tiles kept coming from the kitchen, as if someone was venting his anger, which made Asuka's eyelids jump.

After a while of silence.

Asuka turned up the volume of the TV a little louder, then looked at the busy figure in the kitchen and said hesitantly, "Well, do you want to be gentle?? This plate is passed down from my ancestors and is out of print."

"My concubine's name is also written on the plate. How do you have the nerve to say that this is your family's ancestral heritage?" Two characters # suddenly appeared on Miqin's forehead. She grabbed a plate and put the clear "Qin" on the bottom of the plate. Show the word to the other party.

This set of plates was custom-made by a craftsman on the day she came of age. There was even a big word "Qin" printed on it. Later, the person who made the plates quit, and even if she wanted to customize a second set, she had no choice.

"Mikoto-sama, how many more times do you want me to explain? You can tell with your feet that this is Qin Se and Ming's piano, not Uchiha Mikoto's. Otherwise, why don't you print two more words?"

Asuka shrugged and looked at Mikoto with a look of helplessness.

Every time she had to explain that the plate had nothing to do with her, but every time her explanation fell on deaf ears, Uchiha Mikoto forgot all about it the next day.

Seeing the other party's strong words, Uchiha Mikoto's eyelids jumped with anger. She immediately turned around and continued to wash the dishes. At the same time, a sneer appeared at the corner of her mouth, "It doesn't matter. I will take this set of dishes after you die." go back!"

After finishing speaking, she looked stunned, realizing that the upcoming Fourth War made these words sound like a curse, so she immediately changed the subject and said, "Yesterday I went to the medical department and your student prescribed me some side medicine. "

"Are you sick?"

He couldn't help but look Miqin up and down, and when he found that there was nothing wrong with her body, he couldn't help but frowned and said, "You are not sick either. Is the medical department so short of money recently that you still prescribe medicine to someone who is not sick? Or is Xiyan misdiagnosed? "

"It's not that I'm sick. I'm a little confused. Xiyan gave me some medicine!" Mikoto replied lightly.

"Oh, it turns out it's a mental illness!" After hearing what she said, Feiniao suddenly understood and nodded.

Recently, due to the Fourth Ninja War, many villagers have suffered from anxiety disorders, which has caused the consumption of related drugs to be extremely rapid.

Thinking of this, he suddenly curled his lips behind his ears and said jokingly, "I didn't expect Mikoto-sama to suffer from anxiety disorder because of the Fourth Ninja War. How did you, a Jonin, get selected in the first place?"

Uchiha Mikoto glanced at him lightly and replied.

"I'm not that mentally fragile, just because if the five great ninja villages really fail, Itachi and Sasuke will disappear with the ninja world."

"I understand, I understand." Feiniao Xiaoji nodded as if pecking at rice, and then added, "The medicine is very effective. You can use a higher dose. If it's not enough, you can go to the medical department to get it."

As the monitor of the medical class, he personally developed the latest generation of medicine for treating inner confusion and anxiety. Feiniao knew exactly what ingredients were in it.

"Right!"

Mikoto suddenly raised her head and said a little strangely, "Xi Yan told me at that time that I couldn't take this medicine by myself, so I had to take it with you, and I would need your assistance so that the effect would be better."

"Do I want to eat too? And also help you?" Asuka frowned slightly. He looked at Mikoto's expression, which didn't look like she was joking, and subconsciously muttered, "How does Xi Yan know that I am also a little anxious??"

Now in the entire ninja world, except for Black Zetsu, only Asuka knows that the final boss of the Eye of the Moon plan is not actually Madara Uchiha, but Kaguya Otsutsuki who is sealed in the moon.

The main purpose of launching the Fourth War this time

Black Jue: Save the mother.

Obito: Creating an imaginary world.

Nagato: I want to realize Yahiko’s wish and unify the ninja world.

Asuka: Defeat Kaguya Otsutsuki, whitewash Madara Uchiha, let him recognize the truth of the plan, and minimize the casualties in the ninja world.

Whenever Asuka thinks of Kaguya Otsutsuki's terrifying strength, her heart feels a little heavy.

Although he seemed to be behaving the same as usual recently, only Uchiha Asuka himself knew the anxiety in his heart.

There is no room for error in the execution of this plan

Otherwise, the ninja world would explode! !

"As expected of my student, he actually saw it!" Feiniao looked through the glass in the direction of the medical department and whispered, "Xi Yan, congratulations on becoming an excellent medical ninja."

Seeing Asuka sitting there blankly without saying a word, Mikoto couldn't help but narrow her eyes and asked, "I felt a little strange when I came out of the medical department. Why do we need to take that medicine together, and why do we need it?" Your assistant."

Feiniao took a deep breath and explained, "Because I also suffer from anxiety, but the symptoms are a little milder than yours. I didn't go to the medical department to prescribe medicine, I just didn't want others to know about it.

If the outside world spreads that Uchiha Asuka is also anxious due to the Fourth Ninja War, it will easily damage morale. "

Upon hearing this explanation, a flash of surprise suddenly flashed in Mikoto's eyes.

really!

She could go to the medical department to consult on psychological issues without any scruples, but Uchiha Asuka couldn't, or the entire top management of Konoha couldn't do this, not even the subordinates they sent to get close to her.

As the spiritual pillar of the village and the strongest fighting force in the village, they must be invincible and flawless at this special time when the Ninja World War is about to take place.

But thinking of Xiyan's last words, Mikoto was still a little confused.

"Then why do I need you to assist me?"

"Because I developed this medicine! It will be more effective when combined with hypnosis and psychological suggestion." Feiniao leaned on the sofa and said with his eyes closed, "Put more in it when cooking later."

"Isn't it good to put it in the dish? Kushina will be here soon." Mikoto said hesitantly.

"She is more anxious than us now. Her son is the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki." Asuka paused and continued, "Add more doses. We are three anxiety sufferers."

"good!"

Mikoto nodded, then returned home, took out the oil paper bag that Xiyan gave her, and then put all the large bag of medicine in it according to Asuka's instructions.

at the same time.

Konoha - Yakiniku restaurant.

Zira! !

The meat slices with white lines changed color instantly under the high temperature, and the surface quickly became shiny, and the alluring aroma filled the air.

Iruka picked up the slices of meat, wrapped them in vegetable leaves, stuffed them into his mouth, and said happily.

"My dream was to open a barbecue restaurant."

"I'd better be your teacher!" Hinata gave him a white look, picked up a piece of meat, wrapped it in a vegetable leaf, and said while eating, "Aren't we called Mr. Asuka?"

"Recently, the teacher is recovering his physical strength and preparing for the upcoming war. He doesn't eat barbecue, which is a waste of time." Thinking of the teacher's recent schedule, Xi Yan explained, then continued to pick up a piece of meat and dipped it in the sauce.

Hearing the word "war", the originally cheerful atmosphere on the table suddenly became a little solemn.

The other two silently put down their bowls and chopsticks, turned around at the same time, looked in the direction of the Uchiha clan, and didn't say anything for a long time.

"We can still meet."

Without waiting for Iruka to finish his words, Xi Yan waved her hand and changed the subject, "Let's not talk about this kind of thing, and don't say unlucky words. I'll tell you a funny thing that happened recently."

Although she said funny things, those who are familiar with Xi Yan all know that this is probably gossip from the medical department.

No one doesn't like gossip.

Even the usually cold Hinata Huahua pricked up her ears at this moment, and the action of eating meat slowed down for a moment.

Xi Yan leaned forward and said in a low voice, "If nothing unexpected happens, after the Fourth Ninja World War, Uchiha Mikoto-sama will remarry."

Hearing this explosive news, the two widened their eyes at the same time and looked at Xi Yan in disbelief.

The divorce incident was a hot topic some time ago, and it was spread all over the ninja world. How come they are remarrying so soon? Is this a joke of divorce or remarriage?

"I'm telling the truth!"

Seeing the two people looking at her with doubtful eyes, Xi Yan curled her lips and continued, "Yesterday, Mikoto-sama went to the medical department and asked me to prescribe a medicine for remarriage."

"There is medicine for remarriage?" Hinata Huahua couldn't help but frowned, with a face full of doubts about life.

"Of course there is no medicine for remarriage!!"

Xi Yan waved her hand and laughed, "But there are some medicines that can remarry, such as some aphrodisiac drugs, which can also have the same effect."

Looking at the two people's eyes that seemed to understand, Xi Yan took a deep breath and explained, "Think about it, if two people have a child, then the marriage will be remarried or not?"

"Oh~~"

Hinata Huahua and Iruka both let out a long "oh".

They probably understood what it meant.

It means relying on the child to force remarriage.