Konoha Qiweiju
Chapter 314 The Adventures of Jiraiya
The earth-shattering sound was coupled with the unspeakable stench.
Jiraiya's position was instantly exposed.
Suddenly, everyone in the bathhouse rushed out.
Jiraiya quickly covered his face to prevent himself from being exposed.
If everyone discovered this, they would be embarrassed to hang around.
"Damn it, what the hell is going on!"
Jiraiya was shocked, his body flashed, and he quickly disappeared into the crowd.
No one could catch up with him.
Jiraiya's speed is beyond what these ordinary people can match.
Leaving the busy city, Jiraiya stopped.
"Huh... isn't this too weird? Why did you suddenly let out such a smelly fart and it was so loud? Isn't it said that a loud fart doesn't stink, and a smelly fart doesn't make a sound?"
Jiraiya muttered a few words, then didn't care.
"Forget it, you can't go to the bathhouse now, so let's go to the waterfall. There are many lovely beauties there. Hehe."
Thinking of this, Jiraiya couldn't help but smile obscenely.
Today, Jiraiya must succeed in collecting materials!
Jiraiya chuckled and left again.
The waterfall on the edge of the village is not huge.
Under the waterfall, there is a pool.
This is a place where many women come to play and have fun.
Jiraiya is very familiar with this place.
He has often taken materials here in the past.
"Ah, there is indeed someone here, hehe, that's great!"
Jiraiya has found a great place and is preparing to start his journey of collecting materials.
But just like before at the bathhouse, my stomach growled for a while, and then with a bang, a loud fart erupted instantly.
The sound is shocking!
The stench is overwhelming!
In an instant, the entire place where the waterfall was located was instantly covered in stench.
"Ah! There's an earthquake!"
"It stinks so much!"
The girls who were playing in the water immediately came ashore, covered their noses and left.
Jiraiya, who was left in the grass, was stunned.
"Why are you here again! What on earth is going on!"
Jiraiya felt miserable.
Why did the two consecutive material collections go so poorly?
There must be something wrong with this.
But what went wrong?
Jiraiya couldn't understand it at first, but recalling what Zhenxiu had said to him before, he immediately confessed.
"Does this matter have something to do with Boss Zhenxiu?"
Jiraiya felt that he had found the reason, but how on earth was this done?
"Boss, you are trying to trick me!"
Jiraiya looked up to the sky and screamed, but was soon choked by the stench.
"No, I have to go find the boss immediately. Otherwise, my great career in collecting materials will be ruined."
Jiraiya held his breath and quickly left this smelly place.
The stench came very quickly and spread over a wide range.
But it doesn't last long, it only takes three minutes to dissipate.
So it won't have any impact on the environment.
In the Shichimi Residence, Zhen Xiu was rocking on the rocking chair with a contented expression on his face. He had no idea that Jiraiya was in dire straits at this moment.
"Shinshu, that stinky tofu egg of yours is so deceptive. If you let Jiraiya eat it, Konoha will probably be completely filled with the stench in the next period of time."
The meat ball jumped on top of Zhen Xiu's head and complained.
"If you want to cure his problem, you can only use this method."
"Are you sure Jiraiya will give up like this? He is just like that guy Hiruzen, very boring."
"Hahaha, yes, because he is also a shameless person. For Jiraiya, collecting materials is something that needs to be enjoyed quietly. In this way, every time he is interrupted at the beginning, he will become interested as time goes by.
Quack.
Human beings are all the same. Once the things you enjoy are connected with bad memories, then the things you enjoy will become extremely bad.
It's like getting a perfect score on an exam, which is a very happy thing. But every time you get a perfect score, your parents will give you a mixed doubles match, so you won't feel that getting a perfect score is a happy thing.
Instead, you will develop fear.
From now on, you will give up on this matter."
When Rouqiu heard this, he blinked his eyes and suddenly felt that what Zhen Xiu said made sense.
As a cat that has lived for decades, Rouqiu knows a lot of things.
"It's better to be ruthless. I'm afraid Jiraiya will never be able to use it again."
Meatball sighed.
"That's not true. The effect of this stinky tofu egg is only for one year. But I think after one year, he will get rid of this problem."
"I think Jiraiya will rush over soon."
"Hahaha, that's for sure. But it doesn't matter, it's useless for him to come over."
As soon as Zhenxiu finished speaking, the door opened with a bang.
There was also a stench that followed.
Seeing this, Meatball disappeared with a hiss.
It doesn't want to breathe this bad air here.
Jiraiya was panting and holding his knees. It was obvious that he had reached the extreme speed when he came over.
"Hey, it's little Jiraiya. Why are you here?"
Zhenxiu said with a smile.
That smile was like a devil in Jiraiya's eyes right now.
"Boss! What on earth have you done to me! Why...why do I fart whenever I get the materials? And it's smelly and loud! How can I get the materials like this!"
"This, isn't it to cure your problem with ingredients? The reason why it has such an effect is because of my specially made stinky tofu eggs. Didn't I tell you before that this dish is used to cure your problem?
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When Jiraiya heard this, he wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Boss, aren't you trying to trick me? Where can I find this kind of treatment?"
"Yes, physical therapy. As soon as you take food and your heart beats faster, it will trigger the production of gas in your body. This gas will release a stinky smell along with the stinky tofu eggs you eat.
With a bang, a loud noise and a stench, I think you are not in the mood to collect information. Is this the truth?"
Zhenxiu said with a smile.
"This is the truth...but..."
"That's the truth. Believe me, it will only take more than a month for you to hate the matter of collecting materials.
In another two months, you will have no interest in collecting materials.
By that time, your whole person will be in a positive state."
"But...but if I don't use the materials, I can't write a new work at all. My intimacy series is a bestseller!"
Jiraiya said excitedly.
"That's not a problem at all. Books like that will only lead to bad things for children. Look at Kakashi, it's just because he reads too many of your books that his chakra level cannot increase."
"Kakashi doesn't have much chakra to begin with! What does it have to do with my book?"
"It matters, it matters. Your body is your capital."
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