Konoha: This ninja is covered in liver

Late at night, the streets of Konoha gradually became clearer. Even the bustling commercial streets became sparse with pedestrians after twelve o'clock in the morning because there were no complex nightlife entertainment options.

There were only a few drunkards standing in front of the bar.

The trip of Bai Yu and the four of them to visit Yin Luka had to be terminated due to Naruto's emotional catharsis.

Until Bai Yu and the others sent Naruto home.

The farce just stopped.

Originally, Bai Yu wanted Zuosuke to rest at Yin Luka's house or at Naruto's house for a night, but Zuosuke directly refused to sleep at the two grown men's houses, and finally chose to go to Sakura's house to rest.

Bai Yu took Ino back to the mountain flower shop.

This time Haiyi was still waiting for the two of them to come back.

snap——

Bai Yu changed his shoes and walked into the hall. Looking at Yamanaka Haiichi who was still sitting upright at this point, he apologized: "I have been coming back so late these days, which makes you worried."

Yamanaka Haiichi looked at Ino and Bai Yu who were changing their shoes, smiled and shook his head:

"Master Bai Yu, you don't have to say sorry. If this was the Uchiha Ninja Village, you should still be at work most of the time, right?"

Speaking of work.

Bai Yu shook his head, feeling a slight pain in his liver, which was more uncomfortable than the Liver Ninjutsu.

Bai Yu said helplessly:

"I usually live in the Uchiha Ninja Village Building."

"That's too hard." Ino changed her shoes, took the initiative to enter the room, and poured a cup of tea for Bai Yu.

Haiyi looked at the scene where his daughter only doted on Bai Yu, and couldn't help sighing: "I want to drink water too."

Ino glanced at Haiyi, was startled, and immediately put the kettle in his hand in front of Haiyi, "Then you can pour it yourself."

Haiyi couldn't laugh or cry: "So, Ino, love will really disappear, right?"

Ino rolled her eyes at her father, wondering what to say.

Bai Yu took the initiative to pour a cup of tea for Haiyi and said with a smile: "You are wrong. Love has never disappeared, it has just been transferred to me."

"Hahaha!"

After Ino and Hai heard this, they hesitated for two seconds, then threw their heads back and laughed.

The atmosphere gradually became harmonious.

Haiyi appears to be rigid on the surface, but privately he is also a middle-aged man who can make jokes. He has a pretty good personality, otherwise he would not be able to distinguish right from wrong when Bai Yu and Uchiha face Danzo.

The three of them sat in the hall and chatted for a while.

Mainly talking about some future plans and Bai Yu’s recent plans.

After Bai Yu arrived in Konoha and updated the map, in addition to fighting Jiraiya to forcefully improve his strength, he also made a three-year agreement with Konoha for Zuosuke. Before leaving the Spider Clan, he still had

An important place to go.

"Bai Yu, the next place you and Zuosuke will go to is the Ninja Cat Clan in the Land of Fire?" Ino frowned and said, "I heard that place is an abandoned factory and is not easy to find."

"Ino, you don't have to worry about this. You have forgotten that Mr. Bai Yu is a member of the Uchiha tribe. They have a specific way to find that place."

Haiyi explained for Bai Yu.

Ino suddenly woke up.

"Master Haiyi is right, we have an accurate map of the Ninja Cat Clan with us."

Bai Yu continued:

"The main reason is that I finally came out. In order to develop the Uchiha clan in the past few years, as the Kage of Uchiha, I have never visited the ninja clan after taking office. It is really unreasonable."

"Haha, from Konoha's point of view, it's not convenient for us to ask too much about these things." Hai smiled and said, "Sir Baiyu, I will see you off with Jiraiya and Ino tomorrow. Tonight

go to bed early."

"Thanks."

Bai Yu finished drinking the tea, got up and walked to the bathroom to wash up.

Ino reluctantly looked at Bai Yu's back.

"Don't worry. In the entire ninja world, there are probably not many people who can kill Bai Yu." Haiyi comforted his daughter and walked back to his bedroom with a look of relief.

"Father, can't you wish Bai Yu well?"

"Haha, this is a fact!"

Half an hour later.

Guest bedroom.

Creak——

Bai Yu, who was lying on the bed, heard the sound and suddenly slowly opened his eyes, looking sideways at the door that was gently pushed open.

I saw Ino sneaking in from the door like a little wild cat. Her figure under the moonlight and the fragrance emanating from her body made people feel hazy and unreal.

"Ino, can't you sleep?"

"I'm afraid!"

Ino walked barefoot from the door, sat directly next to Bai Yu, then lay down without any scruples, snorted: "Bai Yu, you hurt me so miserably during the day, how should I avenge you?

"

"Hahaha!"

Bai Yu smiled naively. At this time, no matter how he answered, the girl would be unhappy.

"Your coming to Konoha this time has made me more determined that I don't want to stay in Konoha, you know?"

"Ino, one day, I will take you out of Konoha."

"But I think that day is tomorrow. Alas, even though I know it is impossible... I'm tired. By the way, Bai Yu, you are so tired in the Uchiha Ninja Village. Is there anyone taking care of your life?"

"Ah, this..." Bai Yu thought about it for a moment, then tentatively replied: "Does Zhishui count?"

Of course, he couldn't possibly tell Mei Terumi, Maki, Kurotsuchi, Korin, Qianna, Fu... these female friends, maids, etc. If he said this, Bai Yu would become the divorced son-in-law of the Yamazaka clan within seconds.

The divorced son-in-law.

"Ha...don't tell the truth." Ino yawned and said a little jealously: "You think I didn't notice the girls around you when I went to the Uchiha Ninja Village last time?"

"hehe……"

Bai Yu scratched the back of his head awkwardly.

"Actually, there is a girl taking care of you outside for me, which is pretty good at this stage. It's a pity that I can't be with you..."

The words have not yet fallen.

Ino fell asleep in a daze, but before going to bed, she arrogantly used Bai Yu's arm as a pillow.

…

…

The next morning.

Konoha gate.

The two Konoha door gods, Kozitetsu and Kamizuki Izumo, are on duty as usual and work conscientiously. These two are unshakable and guard the gate of Konoha.

Outside the wooden fence, on both sides of the dirt road, there are still two neat rows of green trees.

At this time, there were many people standing in the middle of the road.

Twelve Xiaoqiang were chattering around Zuozhu.

"I know, I know." Faced with all kinds of advice from his friends, Zuosuke kept replying: "You should also take care of yourselves."

In the forest, Bai Yu and Jiraiya, who was sitting in a wheelchair, were also chatting carefully.

"Sir Bai Yu, the map has been updated for you. It was given to Zuosuke for safekeeping when he came here. It is dangerous for him and the Akatsuki organization who are arresting him for the Six-Tails Jinchuuriki to escape from the ninja world. This matter is

Sorry to trouble you."

"Business matters."

"Also, Mr. Bai Yu, thank you for giving that practical lesson to me, a student of Konoha Ninja School."

"Haha...you don't need to thank me for this."

"Oh, it's a pity that we don't have much time. Let's sit down and talk about creation." Jiraiya leaned on the back of his wheelchair, looking up at the birds jumping on the branches in front of him and the sunlight penetrating through the leaves.

Bai Yu pushed Jiraiya out of the woods and said with a smile: "There will always be time in the future."

"The battle between Zuosuke is scheduled to take place three years later. Naruto and the others will have graduated for a year by then, so the opponent will be Naruto!"

"no problem."

"Then I wish you and Zuosuke a safe journey."

Jiraiya smiled sideways.

"Thank you."

Bai Yu said, pushing Jiraiya's wheelchair, arriving in front of the Twelve Xiaoqiang and some Konoha Jonin, and said to the red-eyed Ino and everyone in the crowd:

"Thank you for your hospitality these days."

"The ninja world has not yet entered a true era of peace. Our separation today is also to meet each other better tomorrow."

"Before we leave, the gifts that Sasuke and I prepared for everyone when we came here are now given to you."

Saying that, Bai Yu glanced at Zuosuke.

"Gifts?" Tiantian and others said excitedly: "Great, we will also prepare gifts for you this time!"

"Now, this is our gift package." Xiao Li, who was carrying a big bag, said, and handed the package on his back to Zuosuke.

"Thank you." Zuozhu politely took the package.

He used to resist this kind of gift-giving process.

But now that I know some people's ways, I am no longer so resistant.

"Hey, Zuosuke, please send me the gift that Brother Bai Yu prepared for me!"

Naruto's eyes shone, looking forward to the gift Bai Yu was going to give them. He poked it with both hands, ready to receive the gift.

"Don't worry, Naruto."

Zuosuke took off Bai Yu's heavy backpack from behind and took out the gift he bought for Twelve Xiaoqiang. After taking a look, the man almost turned to stone on the spot.

The contents in the bag are completely different from those he bought before!

Zuo Zhu was trying to find Bai Yu to explain how things were replaced.

Bai Yu immediately gave Zuosuke an irresistible look and whispered:

"There are names and blessings written on the back of each gift. Just hand them out in order. Leave as soon as you finish handing them out. Hurry."

Zuosuke gritted his teeth and forced himself to give:

"Naruto, this is the shower gel and toilet paper that Bai Yu and I gave you. Um, I hope you will be more clean."

Naruto, whose eyes were red just now and couldn't bear to part with his elder brother, and who was looking forward to the gift, took a bottle of shower gel and toilet paper, and was suddenly made emotionally incoherent.

I'm afraid your Zuozhu didn't mean to disgust me, right?

"Xiaoying, this is the selfie Bai Yu took for me, and the brown sugar and red dates I bought for you..."

Zuosuke looked at Sakura, who was looking forward to it, and suddenly felt that the things in his hands were a little hard to get out.

But he still gritted his teeth and carried out the gift giving to the end.

Sakura didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she still held Sasuke's photo and the gift in a cheap bag, cherishing it even more.

"Ino, Bai Yu said that he... he... he is your best gift this time... Now, this is a pair of garden scissors and a large knife I gave you. I hope you will never hurt your hands when arranging flowers.

."

Ino took the big scissors, and her original sadness was half washed away by these two palm-sized funny scissors.

"Shikamaru, these are the refreshing pills I bought, as well as the Art of War written by Bai Yu on the way. He said it's called Bai Zi's Art of War. You can read it when you have time. I wish you study hard and keep your forehead up every day."

Shikamaru:"……"

"Ningji, here are the eye drops and shampoo for you. I hope you will never be short-sighted or lose your hair."

"Hinata, this is a piggy mask for you, a disposable mask. I wish you will never be shy and live a confident life... Haha."

"Xiao Li, this is a bandage for you..."

"Tiantian, this is a hair elastic band for you..."

"Chouji, the bottle opener I'm giving you now..."

Xiao Li and Tiantian were petrified in place.

The honest Choji held the bottle opener and said in surprise: "Sasuke... I don't need this!"

Zuo Zhu said with a dark face, "It's okay, I'll save it for the wedding in the future."

Dingci: "..."

Zuosuke swore that today must be the most social day in his life. The former second young master of the Uchiha family gave a friend a pile of junk...

This whole life will be stained by today.

Now he just wants to finish delivering the gifts as soon as possible.

Leave this ninja village as soon as possible.

When Zuo Zhu finished handing out the gifts, Twelve Xiaoqiang, including Yin Luka and others who were bidding farewell, stood there dumbfounded.

At the end, Bai Yu walked up to Ino and Haiyi and said with a helpless smile: "Believe me, Ino, it won't be long before we meet again."

Ino held the big scissors, with tears streaming down her face. She watched the high-spirited young man waving his hands and turning away with hazy eyes, but she stood obediently in place without moving even a step.

Until the two teenagers left amid Naruto's shouts.

She then hugged the scissors, slowly squatted down, and began to sob softly. Behind her, Hai Yi helplessly lamented that he could not understand his daughter's current mood, after all, he had never been separated from his wife.

"Ah! How could big brother buy me such a gift?" Naruto looked at the shower gel and toilet paper in his hands and cursed: "Asshole, it must be that bastard Zuosuke who made me spend money to buy a gift.

Give him a lot of pasta!”

"Who isn't?" Tiantian exclaimed, holding the two hair-tying rubber bands given by Zuosuke, "I also gave them two bags of the sharpest ninja tools in the house."

"Wow!" Akamaru, who was lying on Ya's head, defended everyone.

Ya held the two bags of cat food in his hands and sighed: "Akamaru, do you eat this?"

"Woof!"

"Okay, even the dogs won't eat it." Ya said, but still kept the cat food. After all, it was a gift from Bai Yu and Zuosuke.

Shino on the side held an insect killer and a bottle of insecticide in his hands. He pushed up his sunglasses silently, and suddenly felt that the world was a bit absurd.

"Okay, haha, I'm sending away these two Uchiha family members. Everyone must work harder in the ninja school, especially Naruto. After three years of training, Zuosuke will come to challenge you!"

Jiraiya himself rolled his wheelchair in front of everyone, and with the help of Kakashi, he walked back with the twelve Xiaoqiang.

…

…

Ten kilometers away from Konoha Village.

Zuosuke, who was jumping in the woods, stopped, looked at Bai Yu's back, and asked in confusion:

"Give me an explanation, why did the ramen platinum exchange coupons that I spent a lot of money on for Naruto, Shikamaru's rare wooden military flag, and Ino's encyclopedia of shinobi flower arrangement art, become such a pile of things?"

Bai Yu sighed, took out his empty wallet from his pocket, threw it to Zuosuke, and explained:

"I don't want to either."

"But this time we came out with only a small amount of money. The gifts we had before were exchanged for a sum of money by Acorus and I early this morning. Otherwise, we would have to sleep on the street tonight if we left Konoha."

"It's a gift!"

"Can't we make up for it next time?"

Zuosuke listened to Bai Yu's sophistry, opened his wallet, looked at the few remaining hundred-yuan notes, and said in pain:

"You are noble! You exchanged the gifts and asked me to send them out? Now that you have such a small amount of money, don't we have to sleep on the street in two days?"

"Tsk, it's too small. The situation is too small. We are ninjas." Bai Yu said contemptuously: "Every ninja country has ways for ninjas to make money."

"So, why did you do that?"

"This is our start-up capital, our basic base!" Bai Yu laughed loudly and said, "How about you exchange the gift back?"

Zuosuke: "..."

Bai Yu smiled and said:

"Young man, don't be arrogant. Face is worthless, and my face is worthless. Gifts let our friends know our sincerity, and they will be able to remember this gift for a lifetime. It is far more valuable than giving a bunch of expensive and ordinary things."

It makes sense.”

"But what you gave me is just a bunch of...not nice to say, it's just rubbish!"

"Who said they are all garbage? I obviously bought two bags of dog food for Tooth."

As soon as Zuosuke heard about the dog food, he immediately took out two bags of remaining cat food from his bag and said sadly: "Brother, you bought four bags of cat food, cat food!"

Bai Yu smiled awkwardly and said: "Ah... haha, then when we go to the Ninja Cat Clan, we don't have to buy any gifts!"

Assistant Zuo finished listening.

Sighing helplessly.

Being with such a big brother is as unreliable as possible. In the next few days, he will still have to worry about the nanny's work.

"Go faster and see if you can make some money on the way to the land of the Ninja Cat Clan."

Bai Yu said as he took the revised map of the ninja world from Zuosuke, compared it with the Uchiha map, and easily found the territory of the ninja cat clan.

The location is 300 kilometers away from them to the north.

"What a coincidence that the Ninja Clan is so close to Tian Zhiguo."

Bai Yu put away the map and determined the direction.

Zuosuke asked in shock: "Is there a problem?"

"No problem. It seems that the map of Konoha is not the latest version. The Kingdom of Tian will be renamed into the Kingdom of Sound in the near future."

Bai Yu smiled and said: "It just so happens that after we interview the Ninja Cat, we can collect some information about that place and visit old friends. It is a good training place for you and me."

"The Kingdom of Sound..." Zuosuke sighed: "I always have a bad feeling."