Konoha: This Uchiha is a bit too much

Jiraiya wanted to die so much, which was really beyond Haori's expectations.

Although the current flag is not as loud as in the original work, this guy's fearless spirit really shocked Haori.

Isn't it bad to live in something that Yuori really can't understand?

But after thinking about it, Yuzhi felt that she had no good reason to stop him. After all, this guy was going to meet his disciples, not to mention bringing some information to Konoha.

What's more, those people from the Akatsuki organization actually dared to kill Jiraiya. After all, Jiraiya represented Konoha, and Konoha was nominally hostile to the Akatsuki organization.

"Otherwise they wouldn't have given me the news that Iwagakure and Kumogakure are going to unite, it's just Jiraiya."

Haori touched his chin. Jiraiya really made him feel uneasy. In the end, Haori decided to create a wooden clone and follow him.

As long as there is danger, what else can the wooden clone do? Even if it doesn't work, you can call yourself over through the Flying Thunder God!

"Jiraiya, this guy is really a headache."

Yuzhi rubbed his eyebrows, then quickly separated a wooden clone and followed him.

After doing all this, Haori turned his head and looked at Guang's original room, and suddenly he realized that he seemed to let Jiraiya die.

"The doors are locked."

The corners of Haori's mouth twitched, and she seemed to have brought Lin in with her, which made Haori somewhat helpless.

Touching his chin, he felt that he might have to continue to deal with the things at hand, but the touch in his hand just now still made him feel quite aftertasteful.

"Damn it, I'm the Uchiha clan leader. How did I become the Hinata clan leader?"

Haori, who was reminiscing, suddenly felt that things were a bit scary, but he soon shook his head gently.

The leader of the Hyuga clan, the worst he can do is change his name to 'Hichiha Uchiha'!

"Forget it, I don't want to think too much, let's take a look at the work in my hand first."

Haori sighed, and then he lowered his head and looked at the manuscript in his hand. However, after experiencing Jiraiya, he found that his mind seemed to be no longer here.

He couldn't help but sigh slightly. After all, the current ninja world has changed beyond recognition, and even Haori needs to think carefully about future plans.

"Although there is Kirigakure, and there may even be help from the Land of Rain, Konoha also needs to keep up, and I also need to do something."

Yuzhi knocked on the table. Although it was not a troublesome thing for him to run out, after all, the wooden clone was sometimes very effective.

But Haori also needs to consider something else, and that is the handling of 'Uchiha Madara'.

The 'Uchiha Madara' that Haori created was just to shirk the blame at the beginning, but now its meaning is actually relatively clear.

After all, "Uchiha Madara" can do things that are inconvenient for him to do, and "Uchiha Madara" can still do things that he can't do casually!

The only troublesome thing is that they are the same person. If they bump into each other in the future, the situation will be a bit bad.

Therefore, how to 'legitimize' this identity has become the key for Haori to do now.

But fortunately, Haori's last joke did him a big favor, even though he was just talking nonsense just to piss off Senju Tobirama.

But for now, this explanation seems to be the most reasonable, reliable and applicable!

"After all, I am the Hokage, so according to the first generation's urine, isn't it a matter of course that Uchiha Madara becomes the Hokage after the death of Senju Tobirama?"

Uchiha Madara is Hokage, so many things can be explained clearly.

For example, why when he punched others, he didn't hit Konoha.

Why is there Wood Escape that can research so many things? Also, at certain moments, the strength suddenly becomes weaker and even becomes just a Wood Clone!

"After all, he is the Hokage. He has many things to deal with, so naturally he can only send a wooden clone."

And since they are not enemies, Yuori doesn't need to fight with 'himself'. Even if it is necessary on the surface, then it is enough to make the fight look good.

There are many powerful people in the ninja world, but there are not so many people who can see the secrets inside when they release Susanoo together.

"Then, the identity of the 'other Obito' can also be slightly optimized, so that you don't have to worry about some inexplicable problems."

The Obito of this world is already crazy, so if the 'Obito of another world' is not crazy, isn't that the end?

However, he still needs to think carefully about the identity of the 'Obito' dressed up by Haori.

Fortunately, apart from the people in the Akatsuki organization who knew about Obito, Minato and the others knew nothing about it!

"No, there is also a problem with Orochimaru. The worst case scenario is that he will be awakened by Orochimaru's reincarnation?"

Yuzhi touched his chin. He felt that he had made some loopholes before, but he soon calmed down again.

Anyway, Orochimaru has the experience of constantly jumping back and forth. Who can tell clearly whether he is from Konoha or from the Akatsuki organization?

Or to be more precise, when he was still the ninja fighting for the 'Hokage', he did have Konoha in his heart.

But after he became a rebel, he was probably just living for himself and pursuing his dreams.

"So, Dashan is actually relatively easy to deal with. In terms of time, Uchiha Madara is from the future. He should have died long ago. Orochimaru is really indispensable here."

After thinking about this clearly, Yuzhi felt that he already had a clear goal and direction.

"Then, the most important thing now is..."

Implement this and save yourself many long nights and dreams!

"And with this Uchiha Madara, I can also use him to call me out, which will make my movement trajectory much more convenient..."

Thinking of this, a smile appeared on Yuzhi's face.

Although it is the product of bad taste, some words can be said through the mouth of 'Uchiha Madara', which makes Haori a lot more convenient.

In this way, Haori's hidden strength can be slowly discovered with the help of 'Uchiha Madara'.

After all, this is a 'inheritance' across time and space. The first generation helps the fifth generation, and many people just accept this!

"Then the decision is yours, Senju Tobirama!"

Quietly standing up, Haori once again used a wooden clone technique, and then his whole body disappeared into the Kamui space.

Meeting Senju Tobirama was Haori's carefully considered choice. After all, as the Hokage, it was impossible for Haori to make peace when he met 'Uchiha Madara'.

Moreover, ‘Uchiha Madara’ and Senju Tobirama were both figures from the Warring States Period and had many interactions with each other.

Although it is easy to reveal your secrets when you go to meet him, once you deal with him, everything will become extremely simple!

Of course, Haori would never admit that he just wanted to piss Senju Tobirama to death.——

"The money requested by that evil brat Naruto has been allocated, right?"

"Teacher, Haori is the Hokage."

"But he is just an evil Uchiha brat! Don't talk about this, let's talk about business!"

".It has been allocated, but now Konoha's finances are also under pressure."

In the consultant's office of the Hokage Building, Senju Tobirama was taking his three good disciples to deal with some complicated tasks in Konoha that had not yet been completed.

In fact, there is no need to continue dealing with these matters today. They have already reached the time to rest.

But Senju Tobirama is a filthy reincarnation. He is a true example of "I won't get tired even if I fight all day long."

There is no need to rest, eat, drink, go to the toilet, or even sleep. In addition, there are many policies arranged by Haori. What should I do if I don't deal with them?

And although he said that Haori was a 'born evil Uchiha brat', he had to admit that Haori's policies and ideas were very much to his liking.

Even if he felt that Haori was developing towards Madara Uchiha, he couldn't change anything now.

So he simply used work to numb himself, and at the same time, he called his three good disciples together.

rest?

What rest do you want?

sleep?

What should you sleep on? You are only over 60 years old. What should you sleep on?

Why sleep for a long time in life? You will sleep forever after death!

Get up and work!

Of course, it doesn't matter if you die. The worst thing you can do is reincarnate and get up and continue working.

It's not like Senju Tobirama never had such thoughts in his mind, but for some reason he always looked at the street lights inexplicably after having such thoughts.

But he didn't bother to think about this problem. He could breathe a sigh of relief after handling these things.

"Then step up the arrangements for the daimyo. I heard that guy won't be captured without mercy, right?"

Senju Tobirama glanced at the report in his hand, and then asked.

"Well, although he did it very covertly, he did start to hire ninjas."

Although Xiaochun was quite tired when she went to bed, she still nodded seriously.

"However, he is also relatively self-aware and has not pressured us through public opinion, and he has shown signs of relenting recently."

"Hmph, it's just delaying. Arrange ANBU to deal with him, and at the same time send ninja troops to kill all his subordinates."

Senju Tobirama has never been a kind-hearted person. As the only example of a gentle Hokage who was different from the past, he didn't even bother to pretend.

When it's time to get started, when it's time to deal with it, when it's time to bury it, I'll bury it for you. I don't want to talk nonsense with you at all!

It's just that his words made the Sandaime and the three of them look embarrassed. They were basically giving orders in the Hokage's tone.

You have gone too far, teacher

If you do this again, the Godaime will tell you 'I am the Hokage' again

"I will compile the teacher's opinions into a report and put it in the first document to be submitted tomorrow. Please have the Fifth Generation read it."

Although the Sandaime was embarrassed, he reacted quickly and spoke immediately.

"And I believe that the Godaime will support the teacher's proposal, because the Godaime, like the teacher, will never be merciful to his enemies."

"Well, I understand."

Senju Tobirama nodded expressionlessly, but he felt a little depressed. If it were other Hokages, they might have listened to him.

But it happened that the current Hokage was Uchiha, and their group was harmed by Danzo, which made him even more depressed.

Sometimes he wonders, if he hadn't accepted Shimura Danzo as his disciple, wouldn't there have been so many bad things?

And what made him even more weird was that for some reason he suddenly thought of another world, the one where the so-called 'Uchiha Madara' became Hokage.

What was Danzo Shimura like in that world?

"Originally I thought I heard wrong, or even my perception was wrong, but I didn't expect you, a dead man, to actually get up."

Just as they were thinking, a deep voice suddenly sounded in their ears.

"But it seems that you are much weaker now than when you died, but this seems to be more suitable for you, Senju Tobirama."

"who!"

This voice stunned everyone present. The Sandaime immediately stood up and shouted, but Senju Tobirama was completely stunned at this time.

"You are that little monkey Sarutobi Hiruzen, you are really old."

In the shadows, a man wearing simple red armor, with long hair like a hedgehog and a Karasu Tengu mask walked out slowly.

This man's steps were steady, and his breath was extremely unique and natural but also carried a special charm.

He walked slowly towards this side and did nothing else. But with the sound of his footsteps, the Sandaime and others suddenly felt that their breathing became extremely heavy!

The ultimate sense of depression appeared in their hearts, and the helplessness as if facing Shura kept echoing in their hearts.

At this moment, they knew who they were facing!

"Madara Uchiha?"

After sleeping, Koharu and Mito Kadoyan couldn't help clenching their fists at this moment. They looked at the person in front of them in astonishment.

At this moment, they were all in a daze. Even though this guy was wearing a mask, such a momentum was definitely not something ordinary people could possess!

Why is he here, what does he want to do?

But unfortunately, 'Uchiha Madara' only glanced at them and focused his eyes on Senju Tobirama again.

"Reincarnation from the dirty soil, I see, you are really a dog that can't be changed. Huh?"

Just when Haori was pretending to be Uchiha Madara and about to say something, he suddenly noticed that the Sandaime beside him suddenly moved!

"I'll hold them back. You guys should leave quickly. We must find the Godaime!"

The Sandaime roared angrily, and in the next moment he pulled out a kunai from nowhere, and then stabbed Haori fiercely.

Am I not here?

Haori was quite speechless when he heard the third generation's words, and he was somewhat stunned when faced with the third generation's brazen attack.

He really didn't expect that this guy would be so decisive, and judging from this attitude, he planned to stay and break up the rear.

"Could it be that Senju Tobirama's presence here triggered his inner memories?"

However, facing the Sandaime's attack, he just tilted his head slightly, and his eyes turned scarlet in an instant!

"Monkey, stop!"

Just as the Sandaime was about to rush over, Senju Tobirama shouted loudly.

"You are no match for him, don't act rashly, and he is not here to cause trouble."

Senju Tobirama actually didn't want to say such words at all, but there was no way. Now he had to stop it.

He really knew exactly what kind of power Uchiha Madara possessed.

If this guy is allowed to act recklessly in Konoha, even if Haori comes, there will be nothing he can do. Only Konoha will be destroyed by then!

He knew very well how the Fourth Mizukage ended. Even if he was unhappy with Uchiha becoming Hokage, he still thought of Konoha in his heart.

He stood up and looked at Madara Uchiha, who had his hands folded across his chest and his scarlet eyes looking at him with amusement, he took a deep breath and asked.

"What about you? What kind of state are you in now? Do you dare not show your true colors to others?"

"It's not that I don't dare, it's just that there's no need."

Yuzhi seemed to be unable to fight for the time being, and he was slightly relieved. He was not the same as before. He was not afraid of this kind of battle at all, but he also needed to consider the impact.

He is not here to fight, but to talk about things.

He turned his head slightly to glance at the Sandaime, and then spoke quietly.

"I will tell you the reason later, and little monkey, I will let you go this time, after all."

"Konoha is also my Konoha, even if it is not a world.

Because, I am the First Hokage! "

——

"How can we make this guy Jiraiya more alert?"

When Haori's body ran to meet the Nidaime and the others, a wooden clone of Haori also followed Jiraiya.

Regarding Jiraiya's attempt to commit suicide, even the wooden clone found it difficult to deal with it.

The wood clone is an advanced version of the shadow clone. It also has the same thinking ability as the caster and has synchronized consciousness.

This also means that the wooden clone has the same thinking logic as the main body, and what he does can be regarded as what the main body would do.

This is also the reason why Haori dared to use his wooden clone to stay in Konoha instead of himself, and now Haori's wooden clone is thinking about the problem that he has been thinking about before.

"We have to make this guy more alert, otherwise he will die accidentally."

Yuzhi followed slowly, but kept thinking about this problem in her heart.

I don’t know how long he followed. When he came back to his senses, he was suddenly stunned for a moment, and his face turned dark the next moment.

Because he discovered that Jiraiya actually ran to a small town after leaving Konoha, and then he unceremoniously hugged a woman and started drinking happily!

"I don't care if this bastard dies."

Yuzhi complained in his mind, but looking at the woman's graceful figure, he couldn't help but blink.

"Damn it, originally I was happily massaging Guang, but then I turned around and got my clone to come here. Now that I'm unhappy, you can't even think about it!"

Although he was a wooden clone, when he thought that he was still playing the role of 'Hyuuga Hizashi', he turned around and was separated and came here. He could only watch Jiraiya there happily.

Yuori felt that she couldn’t make this guy so comfortable, at least he had to make sure he couldn’t do anything tonight!

"After all, I am Hokage. It is reasonable to punish you for not paying enough attention to the task. And don't you believe in prophecies? Then I will help you."

Yuzhi thought to himself, and the next moment his eyes turned into kaleidoscopes.

The wooden clone has the power to perform pupil techniques, which he has already verified by Uchiha Madara.

And as the only clone technique that can deceive the Eternal Eye, if you can't use your own ability, how can you deceive the opponent?

"Hahahahaha, drink!"

Jiraiya leaned on the sofa and had sex, he hugged a woman and smiled happily.

"The outside world is better. I'm almost going crazy in Konoha. Are the tigresses in Konoha really scary, or are the girls outside so cute? Hahahaha!"

Jiraiya was in a good mood. In the past three years in Konoha, he really felt that he was going to be depressed to death. If he hadn't had faith in his heart, he would have run away long ago.

However, he was relatively restrained. He planned to just drink. He had to perform a mission and couldn't be embarrassed.

As for now, it’s just a matter of finding materials!

"drink"

Just as Jiraiya was drinking happily, he suddenly felt a little dizzy, which made him a little confused.

Could it be that after holding it in for three years, my drinking capacity has decreased?

But before he had time to think too much, he suddenly found that the environment around him had changed!

The originally noisy tavern, filled with the delicate laughter of women, suddenly became extremely quiet. His surroundings were dark, and only the sound of the rain kept echoing in his ears.

"this is"

Jiraiya was extremely confused. The next moment he saw a hole appearing in front of him, he immediately stretched out his hand to climb out without hesitation!

"Illusion?"

Jiraiya murmured in a low voice, and his whole body began to become alert, but at this moment he heard his own voice.

"Psychic · Toad Hidden Technique!"

Toad hidden?

How is this going?

Jiraiya was confused, and soon his vision changed. He found that he was in a world full of rain, and 'himself' was crawling out of a toad's mouth!

"this"

But slowly he began to calm down. He slowly watched and realized where this place was.

"The Country of Rain. My destination this time, but it always feels a little different. Why should I sneak in?"

Jiraiya was confused, because he was officially visiting the Land of Rain with the Hokage's documents, so there was no need for him to act like this?

Although he was confused, he soon discovered that his stealth had been discovered, and then he was forced to fight a woman whose face he couldn't see clearly.

"Paper Release, this technique."

Jiraiya felt a little complicated, because in his memory, someone really used Paper Release, and that person was Konan!

"And she's wearing Akatsuki organization clothes, is that possible?"

Just as he was struggling, he suddenly saw himself fighting with other people who were also wearing Akatsuki costumes and whose faces were also unclear.

Psychic arts, ninjutsu, and even celestial arts kept appearing at this moment, and Jiraiya became more and more frightened as he watched, because he would most likely fight like this.

But more importantly, he was surprised to find that there were some things that he still didn't fully grasp.

Or maybe it's a combat skill that's not that easy to use, but the 'self' in front of me is so familiar with it, and it's so smooth to use!

"Is this me in the future, who knows how many years from now?"

At this moment, Jiraiya seemed to have some understanding in his heart, but what surprised him was that he seemed to have a vague understanding of the abilities of the leader of the Akatsuki organization.

Now he still has a general understanding of the Akatsuki organization. Even if he doesn't know the abilities of their mysterious leader, he has read Konoha's documents.

After all, Haori had personally fought with that guy, whether it was 'repulsion', 'gravitation', or 'psychic beast', 'puppet' and 'chakra absorption'.

He knew about it as well as that huge behemoth, but the person in front of him seemed completely unaware of these things, and he also suffered a huge loss.

"However, there are some problems with Yuzhi's intelligence. That guy can control many puppets. So far, it seems that they have the effect of sharing sight."

Jiraiya was muttering secretly, and he in the picture was slowly losing his temper.

He had already guessed the outcome when he saw that he had decided to take a risk and gamble to stay, but ended up having his arm cut off and leaving.

"If it were me, I would probably stay and pass on the information instead of leaving."

Jiraiya had mixed feelings. At this time, he no longer thought about whether it was an illusion or not. He just watched and thought quietly.

When he saw the last moment, when he used his already penetrated arm and endured great pain to leave a secret message behind Fukasaku Sennin, he already knew the ending.

"Give these to Tsunade, please, Fukasaku Sage"

Listening to that low and weak voice, Jiraiya clenched his fists.

Not long after, in the calm water, he saw his embarrassed, broken-arm self falling into it, and his life gradually entered a low point.

"Jiraiya's Heroic Story"

"Isn't this a bit respectable?"

As he continued to sink, Jiraiya seemed to be able to hear his own voice and see the smile on his face.

"The final chapter, the volume where the frogs at the bottom of the well are scattered in the sea?"

"Hahaha, it's quite decent."

"Okay, it's almost time to put down the pen."

"Oh, by the way, what's a good title for the sequel?"

"Yes, it's not called "The Tales of Uzumaki Naruto"!"

When the figure that belonged to him slowly disappeared, Jiraiya's emotions, no matter how firm they were at this moment, began to melt away.

An inexplicable sadness began to echo in his heart. He wanted to do something but found that he could not move. He wanted to say something but found that he could not say it at all.

"What's wrong, Ninja-sama, why did you suddenly stop talking and continue drinking?"

In a trance, a woman's voice suddenly echoed in his ears, which immediately brought him back to his senses.

Looking around, he had returned to the tavern. One of his hands was still holding the enchanting woman, and the other hand was holding a glass filled with wine.

At this moment, even Jiraiya was a little confused. If it weren't for the vague and sometimes profound memories lingering in his mind, he would have felt like he had been attacked!

"Has Tsunade become Hokage? It's really outrageous."

There was no expression of enjoyment on Jiraiya's face. He just lowered his head and began to sort out the memories in his mind.

"And Naruto, Minato's son? Is he?"

Suddenly, Jiraiya suddenly thought of the words of Toad Sage. The great Toad Sage said that dreams have changed.

Does this mean that the original child of prophecy was Naruto, but he was replaced due to some special reasons?

After all, the Hokage is Tsunade, not Haori, which is enough to explain a lot of situations!

But now Jiraiya couldn't help but think about another question, which was what he saw in his 'dream'.

"Xiaonan, is that you?"

"Also, do I also have the ability of Toad Immortal to peer into the future?"

——

"Because, I am the First Hokage!"

Hearing the words 'Uchiha Madara', one can imagine how surprised the Sandaime and others looked.

A person who defected in this world, even if it did not seem to be defined as a substantive traitor from beginning to end, what he did was the most terrifying to Konoha.

He led the Kyuubi to attack Konoha, forcing the First Hokage to fight, and their battle was so dark that the sky was dark.

The terrain around Konoha was messed up, and a whole plain was beaten into a valley of the end. Not to mention, just after fighting with him, the first generation Hokage died a few years later.

This can even be considered the beginning of Konoha's transition from prosperity to decline, and the ninja world's transition from stability to turmoil. All of this is inseparable from this guy.

As a result, this guy actually talked nonsense in front of them, saying that he was the First Hokage. How could these people hold their nerve?

But they couldn't refute it because they didn't know where to refute it.

This guy said from the beginning that he is not from this world, and no one knows what other worlds are like or how they will develop.

But isn’t this too outrageous?

"Did Yuzhi's words come true?"

Although they have always remembered what Yuzhi said before, and they are willing to believe these words, it is still difficult to face them.

"Speaking of which, this world is really a mess."

Just as everyone was having mixed feelings, Haori walked to the window sill and looked at the Hokage Rock not far away.

"Did this guy Hashirama break his promise to make me Hokage?

No, although this guy is annoying in a stereotypical way, he is a person who sticks to his promises.

It seems that the world has changed dramatically because you are alive, Senju Tobirama. "

Damn it, it’s obviously me who’s alive!

Qianju Tojian felt so nervous that he didn't care about it anymore, he stood up and cursed angrily.

"Fart, I guess it's because you're alive that something is wrong!"

"Yeah?"

Haori looked back indifferently. For the next moment, everyone was stunned and didn't see clearly what he had done. In an instant, Senju Tobirama's head was flying!

"teacher!"

"you"

"Don't be nervous, this guy is reincarnated from the dirt and can't die."

Seeing the Sandaime and others who had come back to their senses with angry expressions on their faces, Haori calmly found a place and sat down.

"He invented the reincarnation of the dirty land, and he himself is a dead man. You can't ask a dead man to die twice, right?

This time I came here with good intentions. The reason why I came to you is because I am familiar with this idiot.

But before that, I'm very curious about one thing. There seems to be no trace of Izuna in this world, and there aren't many rumors about him.

What happened to him in this world? "

Faced with this question, the Sandaime and others looked at each other. They really didn't know how to answer this question.

This guy's speed was so fast that they didn't even see what happened, and their teacher's head was cut off.

If it were them, I'm afraid.

Moreover, Uchiha Izuna died, and she died in the hands of her teacher. What if something went wrong?

"Uchiha Izuna is long dead!"

At this moment, Senju Tobirama, whose head had recovered, suddenly shouted loudly.

"Besides, I killed it with my own hands!"

At this moment, the Sandaime and the three of them had already thought about whether they could be reincarnated by the dirty earth without a body after death.

Teacher, can you really say this directly?