Konoha's Bizarre Adventure

So strong... So strong this perverted uncle.

Just as Jiraiya was thrown out, Yu Xing took a deep breath in the air, then landed lightly on the wall, standing like a gecko.

"Oh? Boy, you're good at it." After seeing Yu Xing adjusting his posture so quickly, Ji Lai couldn't help but give a gaze of praise.

Bastard, I said this, right? You guy is too strong.

When he was immediately opposite the legendary "Three Ninjas", Yu Xing couldn't help but concentrate all his attention, because in his eyes, this guy who looked like an ordinary perverted uncle was so strong.

Maybe... no, maybe, Jiraiya, who is standing in front of Yuxing now, must be the most powerful creature he has seen so far, no doubt about it.

Although Orochimaru is also a "three nin", in Yuxing's opinion, that guy is a slutty man who walks on one leg. Moreover, Orochimaru's personality leads to him being the kind of person who likes to study and invents more than to improve war

The type of power, so the strength is not as powerful as imagined.

But Jirai is different. He is a top-notch man who has truly reached the level of shadow in terms of "physical skills", "ninjutsu" and "illusion skills", and is even more than a top-notch man.

Even if he is not considering that he can still use extremely powerful magic, even Jirai in his ordinary state can be said to be a 360-degree all-round and without blind spots, and he is not a match for Yuxing at this time.

"You two are from the Hinaga clan, it's really...and disturbed this writer's journey of learning materials."

At this moment, Jiraiya casually dispersed his hair, gently threw the tied Hinata over there and threw it into Yu Xing's arms, and then acted to turn around and leave.

"Wait, writer? What kind of writer are you? You are so embarrassed to say that you are a writer by peeping at the female bathhouse? You are shameless."

As if he was touched by Jiraiya's words, Hinata immediately jumped out of her brother's arms and shouted at the perverted uncle's back.

"Forget it, Hinata, maybe he is a floppy writer who has few readers at all. He writes messy things every day from entertainment. Just like my boss, a bear. There is no barrier to doing this industry anyway."

At this time, Yu Xing also quickly echoed his sister and said, with a somewhat fanning momentum in his tone.

What? After being sang and lost all the time by the brother and sister, Jiraiya's face was obviously a little unhappy. He stopped and turned his head and said, "What do you two little guys know! This immortal book is on the best-selling list all year round

Top rankings!”

"Oh? I often read books, what's your book's name?"

Is he really an author? After hearing Jiraiya's words, Hinata quickly asked again that although she was young, she did read a lot of books, which was somewhat insightful in this regard.

"It's called...the title is "Intimate Heaven", but because it's a restricted novel, it's impossible for a little girl like you to read..."

"Ah, that book, I have a set of luxurious collector's editions, the kind with illustrations."

“…”

“…”

Just as Hinata finished this sentence suddenly, the air around her frozen.

Jiraiya opened his mouth wide and couldn't say a word.

Yu Xing also opened his mouth wide and stood there in a daze, unable to say a word.

"No." A few seconds later, Yuxing said slowly: "Didn't I have collected all the books in your room before, and I strictly prohibit you from buying those messy things? Where did your books come from?"

"Hmph, brother, as the saying goes, don't put eggs in a basket. Do you think I'll put all the books in my room waiting for you to confiscate?"

When talking about this, Hinata's petite and cute nose was raised up. She proudly reached out and put on her slim waist that could not be held, and made a tactical backward movement of "What is a genius?"

....

"Are you Hinaga tribe so open now?"

Looking at Hinata who was smug, Jirai couldn't help but reach out to wipe the cold sweat that came out of his forehead, and asked Yu Xing, who also had a cold sweat on his face.

“Special case…Special case…”

After returning today, I had to roll my eyes and check all the locations of Hinata's mansion. I had to confiscate all the books of this guy. At this time, Yu Xing looked at his proud sister, but he made up this decision in his mind.

"Huh, forget it, I don't want to point fingers at the educational policy of the Hinaga clan, anyway."

After sighing, Jiraiya waved to the two siblings, really planning to leave.

But at this moment, Yu Xing's figure suddenly appeared in front of him, blocking Jiraiya's way.

"Boy, what do you mean?"

"It's nothing special, but suddenly I'm on a whim and want to have a bet with you."

When standing in front of Jiraiya, Yu Xing's eyes suddenly became serious, and the atmosphere around him suddenly became much more serious.

"Gambling? I'm not easy to bet. If I really want to gamble, go find the legendary big fat sheep. Why do I look for me?"

"I'm not trying to bet on money, I just want to bet with you... Can I hit your forehead?"

At this time, Yu Xing pointed to the forehead guard with the word "oil" engraved on Jiraiya's forehead. He was heading to this place when he first launched an attack, but it was easily resolved.

So that's it. I didn't succeed just now, so I was not convinced. It's really a young man's heart.

But Jiraiya shook her head after hearing this and said, "Sorry, I don't plan to fight with you, and you have nothing to attract me..."

"If I lose, I will be your exclusive scout during your time in Konoha. I can find the bathhouse with the most beauties with rolling my eyes, and I will ensure that you can snoop whatever you want."

This... When I heard Yu Xing's words, a flash of light suddenly appeared in Jiraiya's eyes, and saliva could not help but flow out of the corners of his mouth.

If you want to talk about the many secret techniques in the ninja world, Jiraiya likes the most among the bloodstains, then it is naturally the Hyuga clan's eyes rolling. After all, if this ability is used in peeping, it will be invincible in the world.

Cough cough, when Yu Xing was staring at him, Jirai couldn't help but cough, pretending to be serious and said, "What if you win? What do you want?"

"If I win, I will have to ask you to collect one more disciple and teach you all your skills... Lord Jiraiya."

When the last five words were spoken from Yu Xing's mouth, Jiraiya couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

The young people from the Hinata clan actually know me? I haven't been back to Konoha for many years. It seems that his status in the clan should be quite low...

"What? Don't the three Ninja dare to accept the challenge of a junior?"

When he found that Jiraiya seemed to be thinking, Yuxing continued to ask while the iron was hot.

Well, Jiraiya reached out and touched his head, and said seriously: "So you just wanted to become a disciple for a long time? But this immortal will not easily accept disciples, so even if you worship this immortal again, it won't be...

..”

"Me? No, no, don't get me wrong."

But just when Jiraiya was about to wave his hand to get rid of this matter, Yuxing shook his head as if he had heard something funny and said with a smile: "I am not the disciple you asked to take in this bet.

But...she."

While saying this, Yu Xing reached out and stood aside for a long time. Hinata, who didn't know what her brother and this perverted uncle were saying, pulled over, pressed her shoulder and pushed her into Jiraiya's eyes.

.

"Why?"

"Um?"

The next second, Hinata and Jiraiya made inexplicable sounds at the same time.

"Wait, what you mean is that if I lose this bet, I will take this stinky girl as my disciple?"

"Wait, what you mean is that if you win this bet, I have to take this stinky uncle as my teacher?"

Immediately afterwards, Jiraiya and Hinata shouted almost at the same time. Both of them reached out to each other, and the expressions on the old and young faces were very consistent, both of them looked...

.dislike.

What's the point of worshiping this stinky uncle? What else can I do besides writing some messy things? Hinata thought to herself.

What can this stinky girl teach me? What else can I do besides watching some messy things? Jiraiya thought to himself.