Konoha's Bizarre Adventure

Have you finally found it... Looking at the box of medicine that Liannai took, Yu Xing instinctively wanted to reach out to pick it up, but after seeing what was in it, he couldn't help but take a step back.

"No, can this thing be eaten?"

It’s not that Yu Xing didn’t believe Lianna. The problem seemed to him that the things that Lianna gave him looked really similar to the ones he stuffed into the monk’s mouth just now... rotten boogers.

"Don't worry, actually, after grinding and processing the herbs, it's either green or black, but the box is indeed a powerful antidote, it's just a little..."

"Just something? Could there be any side effects?"

However, even if there are some side effects, Yu Xing has no choice now. He pinched his nose and swallowed the medicine in one bite. The sticky feeling is really a very weight loss.

As the saying goes, the way of heaven has reincarnation, and the sky has spared anyone. He was helping the monk lose weight just now, and he started his weight loss journey. So it’s better not to be too much in life, otherwise there will be retribution.

"It's three parts poisonous, and side effects are certainly inevitable, but it's not a big deal, because it's a medicine that promotes body metabolism and helps quickly eliminate toxins in the body, so you will keep sweating and... cough cough

, that's what."

"That means..."

Gu'er! Originally, Yuxing didn't understand what Liannai meant, but he would understand the next moment, because Yuxing's stomach immediately felt a huge swelling and pain!

"There is a toilet at the back of the room, so you should hurry up..."

Whoosh! Before Liannai finished speaking, Yu Xing's figure had already rolled and crawled out, and he forced himself to the toilet behind the house with his half-numb body.

Ten minutes later, Yu Xing, who looked extremely ugly, finally came back with a drooping face. His body was so wet that he seemed to have taken a shower. Because of the heavy dehydration, he looked exhausted.

"You... are you okay?"

"It's okay. Although the condition is a bit bad, at least you can move normally."

After taking the kettle that Liannai had prepared, Yu Xing raised his neck and drank less than a liter of water in one breath.

Huh, this is the first time in my life that water is so delicious.

After sighing, Yu Xing moved his body casually and found that the movements of his hands and feet had basically returned to normal. In other words, the effect of "paralyzing mushroom" was finally eliminated.

"Do you want to change clothes? But there is nothing to change here."

At this time, Liannai looked at the clothes that were almost soaked in sweat on Yuxing's body, and a headache-inducing expression appeared on her face.

If you do normal, your clothes will get wet when they are wet, but if you want to enter a combat state, your clothes that are full of water will definitely affect your activities.

"It doesn't matter, I have a way to dry it. You hide in the room and prepare "that thing" and leave the rest to me to solve."

"Okay, no problem."

After leaving such a sentence and a hearty smile to Liannai, Yu Xing pulled up the monk's body and walked out of the thatched house alone, then sealed the door directly with a rattan, creating the illusion that there was no one inside.

After throwing away the monk casually, he looked at the wet white clothes on his body, and the chakra on his body suddenly gushed out of every acupoint!

"Soft boxing. One blow to the body!"

In an instant, a strong wave of air rushed out with the core of the act! When the wave of air dissipated, the water vapor that filled his body was also swept away.

In the blink of an eye, the clean white robe returned to an almost dry state, which was even more practical than the dehydration function of the washing machine...

"Soft Fist. One-hit Body" is the starting style of "Soft Fist. Return to Heaven". It is an accompanying product that you will inevitably learn on the way to Return to Heaven.

The principle of "returning the sky" is to rotate the chakra released from the acupoints of the whole body in a gyro-like circular rotation, thereby bounce off the attack, while "one-hit body" does not require rotation, but directly bounces the things around you

Open, that's all.

Next, I will wait here. If the monk hasn't come back for a long time, he will definitely send someone here. This is the so-called "surrounding the point and attacking the aid".

After thinking through the next tactics, Yu Xing found a relatively dense tree nearby, and he quietly hid on the treetops...

At the same time, after checking all the medicines in the village, Prajna, who was in the middle of the village, seemed a little dejected, sitting on a big stone thinking about something.

They have already threatened them like this and have also searched most of the village. So does the "secret medicine" really exist?

When it comes to Prajna, he was a little puzzled. After all, he had never really seen the legendary "Platinum Pill". This is just a legend that has been circulated among a few grass ninjas.

"Teacher Prajna, that monk hasn't come back for so long, why don't I go over and take a look?"

At this time, the long-haired ninja who looked a little feminine, the Yin Snake came over and said, after all, the place where the monk went was only more than 1,000 meters away from here, and it was too much to not come back for so long.

"He insisted on taking that girl over just now. Don't you understand what he means?"

"Yes, but I don't think it's time to do this. I'd better search and leave first."

Compared to the bad guys who were obviously big and thick in the Ninja Village, Yinshe’s thinking was obviously much more meticulous than other colleagues, at least he knew that it should not be a time to enjoy himself.

"Okay, then you bring the ghost face with you. If that guy is in a hurry, he might lose his temper. He will be easier to talk with the ghost face. After all, the monk's idiot is most afraid of him."

After waved his hand, Prajna was too lazy to express too much opinions on this aspect. Although it should be better for him to go there as a teacher, he really didn't want to see the monk's white butt, so let it go.

.....

Huh, these idiots are really, so what I hate the most is the type that only grows muscles but not brains.

After nodding to the teacher respectfully on the surface, the Yin Snake changed his expression of disgust when he turned around and left. The speed of his face change was almost the same as that of Orochimaru's ability to tear him.

Although he was born in a humble Kushin Village, Yinshe had a dream since he was a child. He dreamed of being a big shot in the ninja world like Orochimaru, one of Konoha Sannin, and it would be better to be able to get a S-level

Rebellious and so on can be regarded as glorious and glorious.

So in order to achieve this goal, you have to pass the Zhongren exam next year, come on! Come on! Come on! Yin Snake secretly cheered himself up in his heart.

"Hey, let's go find that idiot."

"......Um."

Although I didn't know what was going on, Ghost Face was unexpectedly willing to listen to Yin Snake's words and immediately followed him honestly.

"If you see that monk doing business after entering later, you will spit it on his butt with a mouthful of "corrosion liquid". Do you understand?"

"Hehe, this one can be there. I'm tired of that guy's butt."

Just as the Yin Snake walked towards the thatched hut not far from the village with the ghost face, a malicious gaze was staring at them on a tree not far away.

It turns out that the two of them came over... Although I don't know what ninjutsu they are good at, since they are just two squid ninjas, it should be nothing great.

When I saw the Yin Beast and the Ghost walking towards this side, Yu Xing showed a pleasant smile, as if he was ready to give them a "justified back prick".

But just as the two of them were about to arrive under the tree, the Yin Snake suddenly frowned, and at the same time, their hands began to form seals at an extremely fast speed!

What! Found? What's going on!

While this gloomy guy suddenly started to seal, Yu Xing couldn't help but be stunned, but he still tried to leave from his original position with an extremely fast reaction speed!

But it was this "stupidity" that made him lose the best time to dodge!