Konoha's Super God Hyuga

"Hoo ho ho, you fell asleep, now you can do whatever you want!"

Hayato saw Tsunade's eyebrows jump slightly.

Hahaha! Pretending to sleep?

The little devil teaches online how to wake up a person who is pretending to sleep.

Hayato picked up the brush from his desk and dipped it in ink.

"What are you drawing, turtle?"

Hayato held a writing brush and made gestures in front of Tsunade's face.

Hey, I haven't woken up yet.

A little impatience ruins a big plan. Tsunade-sama, you are indeed a person who does big things, so you're welcome.

Hayato decisively drew a cute little turtle on Tsunade's forehead and cheek.

One represents the resentment of creditors who have been defaulted on, and the other represents the anger of employees who have been owed wages.

Even so, Tsunade still didn't "wake up".

Hayato laughed happily and began to search the office.

"Beef jerky, pork jerky, dried fish, pine cones, peanuts, walnuts... I'll go and open a snack shop. Um, it's not good to eat too many snacks. I'm a kind person, so I'll help you.

There is actually a pot of wine, such a small pot..."

Seeing Tsunade's brows widen, Hayato seemed to be relieved, so he said hurriedly: "But mosquitoes are still meat no matter how small they are, so we don't mind it.

Hey, there are hidden grids on the floor. Speaking of which, the Hyuga clan’s clairvoyance ability is really useful. If you use it to hunt for treasures, you can easily become a rich man even if you are not a ninja."

As he spoke, he lifted up a wooden board on the ground.

Take out a small box with a simple style from the secret compartment.

"What's inside, the banknote? The box itself is worth a lot, so the contents should not be much different. Haha, without using the ability to see through, it increases the suspense. It's much more interesting. What is it? Let's

Let’s wait and see…”

Opening the box, there are rows of exquisite dice inside, made of various materials, including crystal, ivory, wood, plastic, and even chakra metal.

"You should be able to sell it for a lot of money."

"Little thief, watch your move!"

As a veteran gambling addict, Tsunade couldn't bear it anymore and punched him.

Hayato, who was well prepared, easily avoided it, but the desk was not so lucky and fell apart.

Gee, this is brand new, I just smashed one yesterday and another chapter today.

I remember that the Hokage's desk used to be made of solid wood, and it was expensive wood. Now it is made of thin wooden boards. Anyway, one will be smashed every now and then, so it doesn't matter how good it is.

Shizune rushed in with a painful expression as if her heart was broken into dust. Then when she saw the box of dice in Hayato's hand, she immediately let out a resentment that seemed to come from hell.

"Tsunade-sama, didn't you say that you accidentally lost all last month's salary? It turned out that it was thrown into that box!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Hayato was ready to run away.

However, the sharp-eyed Tsunade pulled her back.

I enjoy the blessings and share the hardships. Want to run away?

nonexistent!

Next, a Hokage and a man were about to confront Kaguya Otsutsuki. The two of them leaned against the wall, with their heads lowered, and were trained like grandchildren by Shizune for half an hour. The result: the dice collected by Tsunade were discounted by 90%.

, offset part of Hayato's debt.

Speaking of which, Hayato made a profit, because this set of dice was a limited edition, and although it was second-hand, it increased in value.

"Ahem!"

Tsunade covered her mouth and coughed twice, "Hayato, it's not me who is talking about you, you are not a three-year-old child anymore. You can't do this anymore, you know? If you say it, it will affect our image of Konoha."

Shizune said angrily: "Tsunade-sama, you'd better wash off the turtle on your face first. That will really affect Konoha's image."

Tsunade glared at Hayato fiercely and washed away the two cute little turtles.

After a while of fussing, the two people returned to the small table.

When the wine is cold, it tastes different when you drink it.

"This matter is over. Men, don't be so stingy. I promise you, there won't be a next time. If you can't resist, I will just let you know in advance."

Tsunade's face darkened slightly and continued: "You don't like that, and I don't like it either."

"Okay, you also said that I am not a three-year-old child, so there is no need to mention it again, but since I am not a three-year-old child, don't try to fool me like a three-year-old child. You know my character. Everyone makes mistakes, but you can't

Over and over again, and then there will be no room for negotiation."

"mean!"

"This is the principle!"

"You say principles are principles. How are you going to deal with it, Saoi?"

Hayato said: "There are extenuating circumstances, death penalty can be avoided, and living crime cannot be escaped. As long as he accepts the mental torture of the mountain clan, he will be free after that, and he can do whatever he wants."

Tsunade nodded: "That's fine, but Ino may feel more uncomfortable."

"Wow, you know everything about Ino and Sai, are you the Hokage or the paparazzi..."

"Tch, even a blind person can see it." Tsunade rolled her eyes and said, "You have never cared about this little girl, right? She is now learning medical ninjutsu with me, don't you know."

"Well... I really don't know." Hayato was a little embarrassed: "Also, I have my own little girl. If nothing happens, why should I care about other people's little girls? Looking for a hatchet?"

"You're obviously just a philanderer, just pretending!" Tsunade curled her lips and said, "Tell me, you won't do another trick about Saoi, what's the matter?"

Hayato talked about his idea of ​​finding the hidden root ninja through the "Tongue Bane Root Seal".

"Will the Hyuga clan take the lead and unite other small and medium-sized families?"

"Yes, as long as the participating families are involved, they will be the most determined anti-Danzo alliance in the future, which is equivalent to adding a big lock to Danzo's return to the village."

"But in this way, in the eyes of those who are interested, it means that the Hyuga clan is beginning to get involved in the power of the village, such as the Hokage."

"Then let them think so. The Hyuga clan has been called the strongest clan for so many years, but they are like melons. It's time to show off their muscles." Seeing the strange look in Tsunade's eyes, Hayato said: "Don't worry, the Hyuga clan has nothing to do with Naruto.

Not interested. Hinata and Hinata's temperament is hesitant and lacks initiative. You also know Hinata's temperament. As for Hanabi, she is simply carved out of the same mold as Hinata and Hinata. Among Hinata, Neji and I are probably the only ones who are qualified to compete for Hokage.

, neither of us are interested.”

"What about your uncle Hinata Takaya? His prestige is high enough."

"Hyuga Hizu will definitely object for the sake of the clan. Moreover, my uncle will retire after arranging the family affairs. His ideal is to become a comedian."

Tsunade:……

"you sure?"

"Sure, sure, sure, okay?"

Tsunade didn't know what to say, that serious and old-fashioned Hinata Takaya, a comedian?

Having said that, for such a serious person to come to the comedy stage, it has a good comedy effect in itself.

Um... It seems that just imagining it makes me want to laugh. Maybe he will really be an outstanding comedian, but will the change of style be too weird?