Korean Entertainment Fantasy Superstar
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty One: Her Majesty the Queen Suyan
() But the important thing now is not this, but coaxing Cheng Yuli well, and the rest will naturally be discussed later. After all kinds of flattery and sweet talk from Chengze, Cheng Yuli finally believed Chengze’s lies. But this time, it turned out to be Chengze.
Zefa asked, Chengze's first question was very crucial, that is, "How did you know my movements?" After hearing this, Cheng Yuli looked at Chengze with an idiot's eyes, which made Chengze panic.
of fog.
Then he curled his lips to Chengze and said, "When I got up, the first thing I noticed was that my clothes were gone. It doesn't matter. I also know that I have the habit of taking off my clothes when I go to bed, but there was a pool of blood stains on my thighs.
Auntie is not like today either. There are only you and me at home, and you are still a boy, so even an idiot would know that it must be you."
After listening to Cheng Yuli's words, Chengze became even more confused. Didn't he just peek at you? Why are you still broken? Damn it, did I break you with my mind? I have to say that this time Chengze is even more confused.
, and quickly asked, "What kind of blood stains are there? I didn't touch you at all." After hearing Chengze's words, Cheng Youli immediately became anxious. She thought Chengze was still shameless and refused to admit it. So she said angrily, "What are you doing?
If you don't admit it, you are shameless, despicable, nasty and unreasonable."
Chengze was naturally unhappy after hearing this. He didn't touch it in the first place. This was clearly a frame-up and could be sued for defamation, so Chengze retorted, "I am shameless, despicable, obscene, and unreasonable."
You~you~you~you~~!" Cheng Youli was immediately blocked by Chengze and couldn't speak, and then said to Chengze, "You are a big sex demon, a pervert who deceives girls." Oh~ Needless to say.
This time Chengze was really framed and couldn't refute it, but Chengze soon thought of the important point, that is, if it breaks, it will naturally hurt. It will still hurt for a day or two, so
Chengze asked Cheng Yuli, "Does it hurt down there?"
Cheng Yuli, who was in a state of anger, was stunned for a moment when Cheng Ze asked this question. He thought in his mind, "Does it hurt? Do I mean it hurts or not?" However, carrying forward the traditional virtues of Xiaoguai, Cheng Yuli told the truth.
He said to Chengze, "Where does it hurt? I don't feel pain anywhere." This time Chengze had something to say, and in an instant Chengze transformed into the invincible onlyyou Tang Monk in Journey to the West.
Chengze looked at Cheng Youli seriously and said, "My dear, let me spread some knowledge to you. First of all, girls are virgins. After being fucked by a boy, they will bleed, but the bleeding will be accompanied by pain.
And the pain will last for a day or two, and the fact that you have no pain means that you have not been affected by anything. So what you just said is a complete slander of my personality and a distrust of me.
.Do you know how big a blow this is to me? How could you..."
Chengze spent a long time after that, completely ruining Cheng Yuli, but she also knew one thing, that is, she was still perfect. In other words, Cheng Yuli really misunderstood Chengze before, and Cheng Yuli originally wanted to
I apologized to Chengze, but Chengze was so annoying chanting sutras there, which completely annoyed Cheng Youli. So the apology that should have existed disappeared. And Chengze was greeted by a pillow, and Chengze was chanting sutras at the moment
He was hit on the head with a pillow, and his head exploded instantly.
Then Chengze picked up the pillow, held it and said to Cheng Yuli, "Oh, my dear, how can you throw things around? Not to mention hitting people, even if it hits the bottles and jars you have here, that's not the case."
It's a loss, and besides, throwing things is a disease, which needs to be treated..." Before Chengze could finish speaking, Cheng Yuli completely went berserk. "Yeah~~~~!"
Cheng Youli covered his ears and screamed, while Chengze was completely shocked and his ears were buzzing. He patted his left ear and then his right ear. Chengze's eyesight was wrong, um, it was his hearing that finally recovered. After recovery
, Chengze just wanted to speak, but he saw Cheng Yuli's expression, so the mouth he just opened closed instantly.
Now Cheng Yuli's expression can be said to be very wonderful. There is nothing else but a scowl on his face. No, there is also a murderous look in his eyes. This murderous look has been transmitted to yg, and far away, the sun where yg is practicing dancing,
I felt a chill on my back for a moment, and then I turned around and said, "There is murderous intent!" And the top behind the sun was completely kissed by the sun's turn, mouth to mouth. Needless to say,
Taeyang's fate will definitely not be better, and Chengze, who saw Cheng Yuli's murderous expression, sat on the sofa angrily and stopped talking.
But in my heart, I was thinking, 'I'm going to fuck you, Taiyang. Why are you so angry?' At this moment, Yangyang, who was squatting on the ground with his head in his arms and being beaten by the top, suddenly felt his anus tighten, and then he squirted.
He jumped up and hit his head directly on Top's chin, knocking him down. Top, who fell to the ground, rubbed his chin and then stood up again, but the way he looked at the sun was...
It's not that gentle, it's all murderous.
The other three people on the side looked at the sun with a look that said, "You are good at the sun." Needless to say, this time the sun was really unlucky. The screen turned back to Chengze, who was sitting on the sofa honestly.
She looks like a primary school student who made a mistake. She looks like she wants to laugh or not. She wants to laugh for sure, but don’t forget that the role she is playing now is a woman who is raging, so she is not allowed to laugh now.
Serious, but although her expression is serious, no matter how you look at it, you feel that her eyes are full of smiles.
Finally, Sung Yuri couldn't help it any longer, and the accompanist burst into laughter. To say that this giggling is Sung Yuri's special skill, as long as she smiles and laughs, you will definitely hear her laughing.
. This special skill cannot be explained in any sustainable way. It is a different kind of unsolved mystery. As for Chengze, when he saw Cheng Yuli rolling on the ground with his belly still smiling, Chengze also became dumbfounded. Cheng Yuli smiled.
After the meeting, he got up completely powerless, and then asked Chengze, "What's going on with your blood stains?"
After hearing Cheng Yuli's words, Chengze was immediately embarrassed again. This time he finally understood why others said that a woman's facial expressions were as fast as flipping through a book. The topic was changed in the blink of an eye, and then Chengze
Blushing, he said, "It should be my nosebleed. It's possible, but just possible." Hearing Chengze's answer, the simple Cheng Yuli was a little confused, and then asked, "Nosebleed?"
Seeing Cheng Yuli's reaction, Chengze knew that she didn't fully understand. Then he looked at Cheng Yuli with a red face, then lowered his head. Then he looked up again, and then whispered everything that happened before. After listening
After Chengze told his story about what just happened, Cheng Yuli was amused again. After laughing so much that his stomach hurt, Cheng Yuli took a deep breath and said intermittently, "You~breathe~breathe~really~breathe~breathe~"
It’s so funny. It made me laugh to death.”
As for Chengze, his already red face has unusually turned red. If Bao Lan saw it at this time, he would definitely be surprised. To say that this guy Chengze has nothing, he is thick-skinned and kind.
It can defend against the attack of nuclear bombs. How thick do you think it is? But this time, this pervert's thick skin actually turned red. This is even rarer than the Nine Stars in a row. Cheng Yuli finally stopped laughing and said to Chengze, "Then
That is to say, I am still perfect?"
After Chengze heard this, his red face instantly returned to its normal appearance, which shocked Cheng Yuli. This recovery speed was comparable to that of Wolverine. Chengze, who returned to his usual appearance, looked serious
He said, "Yes, it turns out that you are still perfect." After saying this, Chengze paused for a moment, and then instantly changed his expression to an extremely vulgar expression, and then said to Chengze, "How about we break up now?"
?" After saying that, he stood up and walked towards Cheng Yuli, which frightened Cheng Yuli so much that he hurriedly said, "No, no, no, no, Yami Tiao."
Chengze, on the other hand, said with an extremely obscene look and an extremely obscene voice, "You can scream and no one will pay attention to you even if your throat is broken. Because there are only you and me here." After saying this, Chengze couldn't help but laugh.
Come on, to say that Chengze is just to scare her, Chengze knows Cheng Yuli. Cheng Yuli is a conservative girl, and has a bit of tradition. In her mind, that kind of thing can only happen after marriage. So.
Only now would she be so resistant.
As for Chengze, he is a man who respects women. To put it bluntly, he was frightened by Cheng Yuli’s angry face just now. As a strict wife, as long as the other party is more tough, his side will be defeated. This is called Wei Zhan.
Defeat first and defeat the enemy thousands of miles away. Seeing Chengze smile, Cheng Youli naturally knew what Chengze meant. He rolled his eyes at Chengze and went to the kitchen to cook. Chengze didn't even look at the time.
, it’s already evening. As for Chengze, he doesn’t have a sense of time. If Cheng Yuli hadn’t been hungry, he wouldn’t have noticed that it was evening now.
While Cheng Youli was cooking, Chengze went to help. It is said that Chengze found that women are the most beautiful when they are cooking. Um~ It seems that Chengze said many things similar to this. Cheng Youli concentrated on cooking.
, and Chengze looked at her like a nympho from the side. It made Cheng Yuli blush, Chengze was really shameless. However, Chengze found that Cheng Yuli’s cooking was not rough, not only
I can make kimchi fried rice and other things.
Speaking of kimchi fried rice, Chengze thought of the kimchi fried rice pizza made by Xiaomin. It was really innovative, but this innovation was a bit unconventional. In the babyhouse on the other side, the girls had already taken the babies to complete the white paper on getting to know their mother.
Dad, this is the stage. He took out a bunch of makeup photos of Chengze and T-ara girls, and asked Mason to match the people in the photos with the people at the scene. Among them, except for Baolan, no one was photographed by Mason.
It is easy for Mason to recognize other people.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with this photo of Baolan, but the shape is too weird. When Chengze saw it for the first time, he felt like it was a sunny day with thunder, without "rain". And the recording in the babyhouse was almost over.
Now, Cheng Yuli’s meal on Chengze’s side is almost ready. After eating, Chengze will naturally leave. There is no other way, he has to record hellobaby tomorrow.
After leaving Cheng Yuli's home, Chengze drove back to the babyhouse. When he came back, what greeted Chengze was not beautiful women and babies, but hygiene balls. Even the babies gave Chengze a blank look. This time Chengze was feeling
Let’s talk about the powerful learning ability of babies. This is the second time Chengze has become a deserter. Even if he tolerates it once, he must be shot this time. So soon, under the arrangement of the girls, Babyhouse unexpectedly
It turned into a makeshift court.
Soyan took an unopened ham and slapped it on the table, and then said, "Shengtang." Seeing this situation, Chengze really almost burst out laughing. This is a crazy situation. Queen Soyan's version of Bao Qingtian?
But it wasn't Master Qingtian who said it was the Master who wanted to be promoted to the Hall. It should have been the Master. After Suyan finished talking about being promoted to the Hall, the remaining girls all said in a low voice, "Might~Wu~."
Then, Soyan said to Chengze, "Can you admit your guilt?" Chengze laughed so much that he burst into tears, but because of Soyan's words, Chengze also knelt down and said in an eloquent tone, "Big~
You, little person, don’t know what crime you are guilty of?” After Su Yan heard this, she slapped her ham again and said, “You have been running away for two days in a row. Do you know that deserters will be shot?”
?" Chengze pretended to be frightened and said, "Sir, I don't know, I hope you can forgive me."
This time Soyan said, "I forgive you the first time, but what do you mean by running away the second time? Do you want to challenge the law?" Chengze's bad taste was aroused this time, so he said, "The law
"I am an upright man and a gentleman, so how can I violate the law? Please be more careful." This time, Soyan's words were completely blocked by Chengze. Then she said directly, "No, it's a death penalty."
No need to escape, you will not be able to escape the crime, uh~ you will be punished to cook for a month and clean the house for a month." After hearing Suyan's words, Chengze said with a bitter face, "Hey, I will obey the decree of Queen Suyan.
.”
It should be said that the girls on the side had long been amused by the offbeat conversation between Chengze and Soyan. It should be said that because of Chengze's influence, the T-ara girls were very interested in China's questions. So Bao Qingtian and Di Renjie
Naturally, they would also know such famous figures, as well as the Peking Opera with strange singing methods and strange makeup. It can be said that they just have fun when they have nothing to do, and it is very interesting to prank them occasionally. But the most fun thing is that Mason actually
After learning Chengze's last words, "You scum, I will obey Soyan's mother's wishes." This time, Chengze suddenly felt guilty. He had nothing to say about his little friend's super learning ability.
, it’s totally awesome 1+3.
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