Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Hollywood blockbusters are slow to shoot, and post-production takes longer than domestic films. Since the announcement of the cooperation with Joe's, the holographic cinema chain has been rolled out in Europe and the United States in more than a year. You can see it in major cities in various countries. The most sophisticated and comfortable equipment has been installed in the theaters where we have cooperated, waiting for the arrival of the audience.

The first piece of equipment was in place, and soon after, the film, which was named after the defunct director and named "The Last Empire" by the producer, was announced to be finished.

Audiences have waited two years for this movie. Ben White also did his best for this milestone movie destined to go down in history. The fat middle-aged director took out his housekeeping skills and invested 200% of his energy. After the shooting was completed, he solemnly handed over The baton in his hand was handed over to Qiao Yue, who was in charge of the last link.

Ben White has been waiting since the completion of his assigned work. He could have relaxed a little bit, but he couldn't eat the big meal in front of him, and he couldn't sleep well when he closed his eyes. He was thinking about movies and dreaming of movies. plot.

Not only him, but everyone who worked so hard for this movie is waiting.

They have done everything they can, and now they are looking forward to Qiao Yue's magical hands, hoping that he can make a movie that surpasses the peak level and will be remembered forever.

All the relevant personnel were excited and apprehensive. They prayed every day, and finally heard the news of the completion of the production one day. Several core personnel saw the finished film for the first time... This kind of strong epic structure has a huge structure. A movie with a grand setting is easy to shock the mind. After the hologram is made, the empire in the movie, which is going to collapse step by step, is even more gigantic. When it first appeared, the protagonist was pitifully small.

This movie is novel to the waiting audience, but those who are the first to try it are all too familiar with the story and the plot. Director YouQi, every actor's every action and every line is deeply imprinted in his mind. It stands to reason that after you say the last sentence, he can continue the next sentence in his heart, and he will know the slap when you raise your hand. Can it fall.

He thought that watching the film this time was a fault finding meeting for him, and he also wanted to be as critical as possible, with less affirmation and appreciation. He came to find out the problem.

As a result, as soon as the plot started, the director was brought in, completely brought in.

He still looked at it from the perspective of a bystander. When he watched it, he felt that one hand was holding his heart. He was driven by the fast-paced plot, and he couldn't think of anything else. The only thing he did was to follow the plot.

Most of the time, the plot is tight and fast, with a few soothing sections interspersed in the middle. For example, there is a love scene between the hero and heroine, and the appearance of Princess Edith. At the beginning, what I saw was the back of the beauty, and when I heard it. The footsteps came from behind, she turned sideways and looked back.

This shot was shot over and over again, no matter the temperament, the movement or the eyes, it was just right, it was perfect. After seeing the production, the fat middle-aged director could not wait to kneel down to wipe the unnecessary dust on her shoe toes. He felt that his heart was moved by Princess Edith, and he could do anything to please this beautiful woman.

He finally understood why the men in the movie could do so many absurd things for her, his own father and son turned against her, and the glorious empire went downhill because of her.

She doesn't love you, her eyes have clearly explained everything, she doesn't love you.

She is unhappy, she is not interested in anything, you hold everything other people want in front of her, and it is still the same, she has never shown her face once.

The more she is like this, the more poisoned the people who love her are. This beauty has caused many disasters directly or indirectly. She is hated by the whole empire, but as long as you have seen her, you can't hate her.

There were many people who came to assassinate the princess, but no one could do it. It was impossible for such a beauty to close her eyes and let her stop breathing and lie on the cold ground.

...

From the appearance of Princess Edith, the fat director could not wait to give her his heart and give her everything he wanted. He watched the beauty and the hero get acquainted. extended his hand.

He didn't pick it up, and before he held it, the foolish female protagonist threw a bar across the bar, stirring up trouble.

The intersection of the two lines is often short-lived. After the intimacy, it gradually drifts away. Later, the conflict intensifies. The beauty is more indifferent than before, and regards human life as a must. She has been slandered by the male protagonist with fierce words several times, and finally Died for the hero.

The director just poured the blood of a dog. He thinks that the audience must love to watch this kind of plot, and the big beauty who doesn't care about anything is different for the protagonist.

Out of this thought, he shot Princess Edith to death.

The death of the princess brought the success of the male protagonist. The beauty closed her eyes as beautiful as black crystals forever. In the next scene, the male and female protagonists wept with joy and kissed passionately. They were celebrating their great success.

This rotten empire from its roots was completely destroyed within two years, and the people who were tortured by suffering ushered in a new life...

The main plot is so dirty, but the audience loves it. This kind of movie was made ten years ago, and after ten years, there will still be people making it. The director was very satisfied with himself during the entire shooting process, including after the shooting. Now that he has seen the finished film, he sat on the soft leather chair for a long time, and then slapped himself with the backhand.

"No! I won't accept it! I have to make Edith come alive! She has to come alive! She has to come alive!"

"My Edith, my poor Edith!"

"Why save that stupid big guy with muscles? Let him die!!!"

The middle-aged fat man also cried, crying so sadly.

As long as he thinks that his sweetheart just died, the scumbag of the male protagonist hugs and kisses passionately with another ugly girl... unacceptable! Very angry!

This is the plot he set up by himself, and he also said that this can satisfy male audiences, and the beauty will die for you. How cool is it to watch?

After really watching it, I have a feeling: cool ass!

He also prepared a long speech to convince himself that Edith didn't die for the male lead, but that life was too boring, and it happened that day that he didn't want to live, so he raised his hand to help the male lead...

Even if I brainwash myself like this, I'm still **** angry!

"No! I have to fix my mistakes! I can't accept it!"

Qiao Yue also admired his wife's performance, which is really beautiful. Her smile can make you soak in the honey pot, and a frown can make your heart tug. This is a complex character that often needs to be performed by eyes, because her demeanor changes very little, and even the smile seems to be only two times in total. Before she opened her eyes, she did not know what she saw through the sky of the empire. This woman who brought countless disasters smiled softly and walked peacefully.

Qiao Yue was uncomfortable when he watched it. After reading it, he found that everyone was uncomfortable, and he felt much more comfortable.

Especially when the dead fat man clamored to change the plot, Qiao Yue directly dismissed it, reminding her not to forget that Edith is a supporting role, a supporting role destined to die, and that there is no time for you to mess around now.

The director cried very sadly, on the one hand for his heart and on the other for himself.

He felt that when the movie was released, he would probably die miserably, and maybe he could see curses or threatening letters from fans every day.

Ben White looked at Qiao Yue with a sad face: "Am I crazy? I must be crazy! Why did I shoot like this? I don't think the audience will let me go, they will break my head."

Qiao Yue didn't say anything yet, but the male protagonist had a sad face. He patted the director on the shoulder and said, "No matter how miserable it is, I will never be miserable. It's over, it's over, this time it's really over."

There are also colleagues who have watched "Wrong Love" and "Beauty of Beacon Fire", and they all muttered in their hearts when they slowed down, Yu Xia is poisonous, he is really poisonous, and he specializes in cheating male protagonists.

Now the situation is like this-

Whether she is the heroine or the supporting actress, all the male protagonists who work with her are cold.

The male protagonist is really bloody. When I read the script, I didn't feel that there was a big problem. It seemed to be okay when I was filming. It stands to reason that the audience for such an old-fashioned plot should doze off while watching, why would he want to punch himself after watching it?

Apart from the fact that the plot is too irritating, everyone who participated in this trial was very satisfied with the movie. All of them can go back and sit and count the money, but like the director and the hero and heroine, they still have to pay attention to personal safety, especially after the movie is released, the audience who watch the movie with true feelings may not help but want to blow their shit.

Baby Edith was so charming and her death was heartbreaking.

After this day, Ben White also hired a bodyguard for himself, and prayed morning and night, hoping that God would protect his faithful believers and give him a way to survive. He would never dare to spill such blood in the future.

It was in this atmosphere that The Last Empire began its promotional campaign and set a date for its world premiere. This premiere is bigger than any previous one, the red carpet screams can turn the whole place up, the movie fans are revelling, they seem to be celebrating.

Most of the people who came to the premiere were from the industry and the media, as well as some well-known film critics. Very few fans could get tickets. Movie fans who are still waiting for the release are squatting on these people's homepages, swiping for a few minutes, wanting to see their reviews.

After entering the venue, there were still people sharing the viewing equipment, and the interactive session was very short afterwards. At this time, there were many people playing on mobile phones. After the equipment was activated and the video was played, the homepage of these people did not update any content for the next two hours. , until the end of the film, many people in the premiere were wiping their tears, some people were red with anger, and the little brother who was so excited now showed a heartbroken expression...

A fat man in a three-piece suit and vest shouted excitedly: "Damn the hero! Damn Ben White! You murdered Edith! I won't allow it! Never allow it!"

This fat man was so excited that the fat was trembling, he started his head, and then others yelled at him. The content of the scolding is too familiar to fans of Tian/Dynasty, and they have heard it many times in the past.

Followed by all kinds of angry comments on the Internet, not many people were fortunate enough to participate in the premiere, but they burst out with amazing energy and disliked a storm on the Internet.

[This is the movie that annoys me the most in the last ten years! I am dissatisfied with the director's dissatisfaction with the hero and heroine, they conspired to kill Edith! Let's be careful, my little darling, my Edith! 】

[Last month, I broke up with my girlfriend who had been in love for three years. We were not so sad when we broke up. I can tell you that after the movie ended, many people in the hall were crying, and they cried as miserably as a dead wife. 】

[The dead wife should be happy to get insurance, how can it be miserable? ? ? 】

[Isn't this an epic movie? You didn't see the blood boil, but made yourself cry? 】

[You will have this day too, after the release. 】

[You will cry more than we do, and you can't wait to shoot Ben White's head. 】

[The male protagonist is also a dog/shit...]

Those who hadn't seen the movie looked confused, and after watching it for a while, they realized that Edith was the role played by the Tian/chao actress, and she was a beauty.

Some people laughed and said that this is a common routine in movies. The heroine is often not the best looking, but she is kind and brave to the hero. To die for the hero, this is the wish of the majority of men, so that their soul of Long Aotian can be fulfilled.

Tears for the death of a supporting actress?

This is too exaggerated.

How many beauties have died for the male protagonist in film and television works?

Those who attended the premiere were all healing. They couldn't get out of the death of Edith's little baby in a very short period of time. This is normal", "It's all routines", "Have you seen too few movies", "This is also worth your crying"?

It won't be long, soon, when the film is released in North America, they will know where the grief and anger come from.

It's no use saying anything, they just know Edith is dead, she's dead!

Ben White also reprinted the remarks of those viewers who haven't seen the movie, saying that everyone is right, it's too good, I just used some usual methods, why can't you be more tolerant of me? Isn't that the case with other movies? Is it unusual to die alone?

If you haven't seen the movie, it's not a big problem to see what Ben White said. When the movie was available, the audience rushed into the movie theater frantically, and two hours later, a large group of scolding came out.

The 3D hall was cursing, and the holographic hall was crying badly.

After the blond brother came out, he squatted next to the cinema and cried. He cried for a while, and when he was done crying, he looked back at Edith's exquisite face on the huge poster.

She's dead, she's dead.

Because the premiere was so noisy, the audience in the holographic hall knew that a supporting actress named Edith had died. When they entered the holographic hall and saw Princess Edith's appearance, they knew that she was the one who died. At that time, many people were already very uncomfortable, they were psychologically prepared, and they were still uncomfortable after reading it.

North American movie fans slammed into one, and in their scolding, the box office skyrocketed, like a rocket, and the momentum was unstoppable. There are also many movie fans from other countries who went to North America to grab tickets to watch this film, and the trend of cursing the director and the hero and heroine spread to the world through them.

Tian/Zhao the audience wiped tears for Edith while feeling distressed for the male protagonist.

[It should have been thought long ago, the result of cooperation with Yu Meiren is like this! The story itself is really not new, but she is a character that you can forgive no matter what you do, and you can give her your life. 】

[I always feel that the director is taking the blame for so-and-so, I see the shadow of Joe's father in this routine...]

[Oh shit, it stands to reason that watching this movie can be exciting, there is a very intense part between the hero and heroine, but I can't get into it at all. When I saw the heroine's face, I thought that Edith was careful liver. 】

[History repeats itself again, it is useless for you to be the hero and heroine. When the film is released, it is always Yu Meiren who is popular. Qiao Yue said that the holographic equipment was born for her, it is not nonsense. 】

【…】

Seeing that the North American audience is discussing so intensely, other regions that have not yet released are even more anxious. Some people came over and kindly advised those with a bad heart not to watch it, and they wanted to die after watching it. Some people say that if you don't watch it, you should regret it more. After all, everyone who has seen the movie said that this is the most moving beauty in all the film and television works they have seen. This role has made many men understand the faint king in history, and finally understand It's good to see that to a certain extent, she can indeed be the enchantress of the country.

Before the release of this movie, Yu Xia had not seen her work with the audience for a long time. Seeing that the popularity has dropped a lot, a while ago, there was a popular female star who asked her to step on the hype. As a result, as soon as this movie was released, Edith Just like Ecstasy, which captivated more and more fans, Yu Xia made a name for himself in North America. The film was released in other regions one after another, and Yu Xia became a global fan base.

This movie made Ben White popular, and it also added fire to the male and female protagonists, making them more prosperous, but all of them were scolded. Yu Xia received waves of distress, especially because she had a certain degree of overlap with her role, and the audience empathized so much that many people didn't call her by her real name, but talked about Edith.

Classic works always bring out some classic characters. Edith is such an existence. As soon as she appeared, she was deeply branded in the hearts of the audience, and her death detonated all kinds of emotions.

A fan friend who spoke to Ben White before and said that he "just used some old-fashioned shooting techniques to kill a female supporting actress and get excited" just slapped him in the face with a backhand from the cinema. After they deleted those remarks, they turned around and scolded the director.

It's so cruel, you fat bastard!

I don't want to live anymore, you fat bastard!

Thank you for not being in front of me now, or I will kick your ass!

...

Ben White watched all kinds of extreme remarks in the film fan forum. He was so stimulated that his heart could not be beat. He also complained to his family that after making movies for so many years, he killed the **** brothers of the protagonist's parents and girlfriends. , It's the first time to be scolded like this. Who died this time? It's a supporting actress who has nothing to do with the male lead. The audience is really crazy, how can they scold for so many days without resting?

While watching various remarks on the Internet, he complained, and then he encountered three big eyes, three children from the family.

After watching the film, the sons were so angry with their idol, the great dad, that they were in a cold war with him recently.

"I can't believe Dad, you can say such things without any burden after you killed Edith! You make me so sad!"

Ben looked at his seventeen-year-old son, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said, "My son, this is just a movie, Edith is not real."

"She's real! Of course she's real!"

God was chatted to death again, and Ben White was under great pressure. If there was anything else that could comfort him, there was only the male protagonist who was sprayed with **** and the skyrocketing box office. Even if the audience is scolding to death every day, the box office continues to soar, and it has not been in decline for a while after its release. Unsurprisingly, it will **** up the market and turn over all the films in the same period.

Think about two years ago, he was a big director, but not the top of the pyramid, but with this movie, he went up.

He didn't dare to make a deal for the hero and heroine, but with the role of Edith, Yu Xia would definitely win the award this year, and he should be able to win many best supporting actresses. Regardless of her beauty, speed of progress, or fortune, this actress is too shocking. She seems to be a darling from birth. She has overwhelmed three male protagonists in the last three movies. When she is the heroine, she steals the spotlight the most, and when her role is reduced, she becomes the female supporting role, and she is the most lovable and catchy...

The film successfully detonated the world. After it was released in various regions, it broke the original global box office record without much effort, and after passing it, it did not stop.

Every day, Ben White falls asleep to the intimidation of the audience and wakes up in surprise.

What he heard when he opened his eyes was the good news. The box office rose like crazy. Now he can understand why a small-themed movie was able to fetch more than 10 billion yuan in the eastern market two years ago. With the help of holographic equipment, the audience was completely Understand the charm of the character, like Edith, she is a supporting actress, she does not have so many roles, but she carries a large part of the box office, especially the male audience, there are few who are not addicted to her.

A lot of people have completely forgotten the debate at the beginning, they had discussed, why use an oriental actress to play such a legendary beauty? At that time, to a large extent, they succumbed to the big bosses and did not dare to make trouble. Many people reluctantly accepted it.

look now?

Six or seven of the ten people who watched the movie were madly infatuated with Edith. They also held a memorial ceremony for Edith, and by the way, they also paid tribute to Ben White, the bastard.

Yu Xia has been swiping the forums when he has nothing to do recently. Seeing what movie fans have to say, the audience jumping with anger is also quite cute.

There are many people around the world who are waiting to eat the melons of "The Last Empire" every day, waiting for the latest box office, waiting for the latest fallout. The poor poor people scold the director in a fancy way... Although most people scold the director, those who scold Yu Xia also scold the director. No, there are many colleagues who call her dog/shit/luck, and call God unfair. There is also Yu Jie who has gone further and further on the road of Internet celebrity. Every time she transforms, she lowers her grade. At this time, it is strange to see Yu Xia, who is popular all over the world, happy.

When Yu Jie attended the event, she privately complained about the last empire, saying that she didn't know what to see, and by the way, she also commented on Edith, the favorite of fans. This paragraph was secretly filmed by others and thrown on the Internet.

In the circle of Internet celebrities, except for those few peculiar styles of painting, others rely on selling germination and whining to win over male fans, and relying on pulling, trampling, and forcing others to become popular. Yu Jie slowly learned these routines. She had done this to other people, and it was no surprise that others would give her back.

I heard that the video of her complaining about the last empire was posted on the Internet. Yu Jie didn't take it seriously. Although she has not made it to the top, she has a lot of iron fans, and she can attract thousands of dollars every month.

At this time, she never thought that the live broadcast business she had finally built would be folded here, and she didn't have the door.

The audience likes Yu Jie, but they like Edith more. It is unbearable to discredit Edith for being careful. Her popularity plummeted overnight. The money, but also after the scolding before leaving.

Although Yu Jie was dissatisfied with the status quo, at least she could earn a lot every month now. She really didn't expect that it would be cold. Yu Xia is a cactus, and every time she hits her, it's always her who gets bruised all over her body.

She still wanted to save, but it was too late. On the road of internet celebrity, she walked very slowly and fell very fast. This downfall has hit her hard. Yu Jie hasn't taken care of herself for a long time. She has moved so many knives and hasn't taken good care of herself. Her face can't be seen for a long time, it looks swollen. , Oily face, facial features are not symmetrical, only in his early twenties, his face collapsed.