Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

After getting the final exam papers that were handed out one after another, seeing the class report card that was handed out, and looking at Yu Xia's grades on the first row, no matter the individual subjects, total marks, class rank, and age rank, they were all frightened to death. . In a trance, Zong Xue remembered that after the New Year's Day, she once asked her deskmate, if she was sure of overpowering her boyfriend who was in the class, how did Yu Xia respond?

He didn't seem to say anything, just smiled heartily.

At that time, she thought that the smile meant that she didn't dare to speak too much, but when she thinks about it now, her face was full of confidence, and her eyes were full of wisdom!

Zong Xue leaned against Yu Xia's shoulder as if she had no bones, and she envied herself as a wet-eyed son of a bitch: "You are too strong at the same table! First again! You won't be ranked in the four exams this semester. Falling! It's so happy to take this score to go back to the New Year!!!"

The short boys in the front row also turned their heads when they heard this, and looked at Yu Xia with full of admiration and admiration, so the woman of the boss is also the boss, and the wife of the **** of learning is also the **** of learning. Qiao Yue and Yu Xia were nothing but black and white, they dominated the entire freshman year, making all the top students tremble.

"Needless to say, I've already guessed how much New Year's money you can receive!"

"Give me this result, I promise not to play games, go out with my mother every day to visit relatives, brag!"

"If you didn't tell me, I almost forgot about the game. Damn, this week, I was thinking about my grades and grades, and I dreamed of getting two more points. Oh, by the way, Yu Xia, have you filled out your intention form? The one in the arts and sciences department."

Yu Xia nodded and said that it was filled out and handed in.

"Fill in?"

"It has to be rational! I went to ask, almost all of the scholars chose the rationale! There are few entries in the top ten! I will wait for the scumbags to see you continue to fall in love and kill each other in the science class, I don't know if our class can do it. There are a few who got into the top class..."

Yu Xia folded the test papers, put the transcript in the notebook, stretched forward comfortably, and said, "No, I read the text. After listening to Teacher Wang, the original top class was changed to the top class in science. , We changed the five classes to the top class in liberal arts, and there are relatively few students who study literature. It seems that the top class in liberal arts is the only one, and I probably stay in this class."

Her voice was not loud, but the front and rear rows, including the left and right sides, heard it, and they were dumbfounded.

"You read the text? Did you read the text for this grade?"

"It's still too late to change, don't you try to be in the same class as your boyfriend?"

"Yes, yes! It's so cool to be in the same class and table with your boyfriend, and you can hold a small hand in self-study or something..."

The male classmate in the front seat was full of heartache. He was already humming you, who was at the same table. After humming a few words, he turned his head and saw the buddy who sat with him for a semester with pimples on his face. The lyrics behind him were directly stuck in his throat. Moved.

Yu Xia has also pondered this matter. She is not as optimistic as her classmates. She wants to follow her own choice. There is a high probability that she and Qiao Yue will not be in the same class. The school leaders will not throw away the best ones. , should be equally divided into the top class, let everyone compete.

With such a guess in his heart, Yu Xia smiled and said, "It's easy to get distracted in a class. It's good to be separated, doesn't it mean that distance creates beauty?"

Zong Xue sat back just now, leaned over again after hearing this, and said with tears in her eyes that we were at the same table for a semester, so close, I think you are still beautiful!

Three hundred and sixty degrees without dead ends!

Perfect!

goddess!

"Since my mother knew that my tablemate was not only beautiful but also the first in the grade, she wanted to change me with you and said she wanted a daughter like that!"

The few on the side nodded along, who is not?

"To be honest, you can see that other people who are in love are unwilling to separate. You two have to read the text and the theory one by one. You can't understand it. I really can't understand it."

Yu Xia asked Zong Xue to get closer, not only Zong Xue, but everyone who was listening to her surrounded her, and heard Yu Xia say: "It's like this, this time I took the first pat on the **** to go to the liberal arts class. , in the future we will meet each other across the arts and sciences, will he be able to **** back the first place in the grade?" It's really exciting to run after it's cool.

Zong Xue and other classmates:  …

The world of studying God really can't understand it.

After working for a long time, you chose liberal arts just for this?

Seeing their despairing faces, Yu Xia lying on the table and smiling so happily, of course it wasn't just this reason, there were other considerations.

For example, all of her previous contacts were related to science, and she wanted to try something new.

In addition, the more science subjects go on, the more they experiment, and they are usually busy. In comparison, liberal arts subjects are more free and leisurely. Yu Xia felt that Qiao Yue could work harder after he went to college. He definitely wanted to take his grandma out by himself. Both of them were so busy that their lives were tense and uncomfortable. Yu Xia was not obsessed with what to study.

Yu Xia thought farther, these things, the classmates couldn't take into account at this stage, she didn't do an in-depth analysis, and casually gave them a reason to perfunctory, the big guy really believed it.

On the day when the final grades were released, the entire fifth class had heard about it. I heard that Yu Xia had chosen the essay, and the original intention of the essay was to run through Qiao Yue, so that he had no chance to get it back.

There are also male classmates who are running the train in their hearts, laughing thiefly.

Saying that there is always an opportunity.

If he can't do it in grades, he can do it in bed...

When the female classmates in the class heard this, their faces were so hot that they could fry an egg, and Yu Xia still held her head and thought about it, thinking that it would be too **** the bed! Wasn't Baby Joe the one she ate and wiped clean? The number of counterattacks is few and far between.

"Just laughing, Yu Xia is the first in the grade alone this time? Did you really drag Qiao Yue down?"

At this time, the monitor rushed into the classroom out of breath, saying that he went to the last class to ask, Qiao Yue was the second! One point away from Yu Xia!

"Wow~"

"The school committee is amazing, this time it's amazing!"

"You're the first in the grade, are you a treat?"

"I just let people spend money last time, what the **** do you know besides eating???"

Yu Xia heard that Qiao Yue was number two, and laughed for a while while lying on the table, followed by texting to tease him, asking A Yue what was your number~

Qiao Yue was a little dumbfounded, and when he saw the rippling tilde, he knew that he was being molested. He stared at the black and white screen of his mobile phone for a while, and replied: [You already know, and you asked. 】

Yu Xia laughed even wider: [Ayue, let me tell you, I am number one, you congratulate me~]

【……QAQ】

Qiao Yue feels that now he is like a salted fish!

He nibbled through all the excellent compositions with full marks in the bookstore, but he still didn't win the exam and was overwhelmed by Xia Xia.

The head teacher was heartbroken when he saw him just now, saying that it was only one point away. He also said that he carefully checked the graded papers, and wanted to find out if there were any mistakes, and see if there was a chance to add up the points! But no!

That's right! All right!

According to his grandmother, he studied hard for the first time since kindergarten, and as a result, he broke the golden body of the original owner and got the second place in the test. Xia Xia grabbed the first place, followed by filling out the liberal arts volunteers, and didn't give him a chance to win back... It's too much!

Qiao Yue slumped on the desk, unilaterally decided to get angry with his wife, and let her know that she would be criticized for turning around and attacking her boyfriend who was second in the grade after passing the exam.

I thought to myself, last month and last month I also encouraged you!

You pinned me down and thumped the floor with laughter.

His unilateral decision didn't last for half a day. After the class teacher finished speaking, he distributed the exercise book, assigned winter vacation homework, and announced the holiday. Qiao Yue took the things and walked to the door of Class 5 consciously, and stood outside obediently waiting for his wife to come out. As for the fact that I wanted to get angry with her just now... Forget it! Forgot all!

The dignity of a man is worthless compared to that of a wife. Qiao Yue stood outside the window and looked at Yu Xia's beautiful profile. She sat up straight. Today, she was also wearing that Christmas green knitted scarf, which was wrapped around her neck twice. Circle, looking fluffy and warm.

Seeing the scarf, Qiao Yue thought of that night on Christmas Eve, the indifferent facial features softened a little, and there was a gentle color in his eyes.

As soon as Yu Xia turned his head, he saw him looking at him like this.

Looking at the turbulent female classmates, she took out her mobile phone from her pocket, typed with one hand and quickly sent it out. A few seconds later, Qiao Yue felt a shock in his pocket, he took out his phone and looked down:

[Don't be so tempting, baby, stand by and wait, my boyfriend won't show it to others! 】

When Qiao Yue looked up after reading the text message, he saw that Yu Xia had already taken his eyes back, but it was someone else who didn't keep peeking at this side. Qiao Yue obediently took a few steps to the side, walked to a place that could not be seen through the window, picked up his mobile phone and read the text message just now, and he was very happy after reading it.

After finishing all the precautions for the holiday, the head teacher congratulated Yu Xia, who won the first place in the grade, and announced the holiday.

Yu Xia walked out of school with Qiao Yue with her vacation homework in her hands. As she walked, she glanced at her boyfriend's face and looked at her several times. Qiao Yue turned her head and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Your girlfriend has just completed an achievement that no one has achieved in the entire C City, and dragged the legendary student **** from the throne of the first grade. As a boyfriend, you didn't congratulate me."

Oh, I was teased again.

Qiao Yue clenched her paws and said aggrieved: "But your boyfriend is the poor and helpless C-city scholar who was unfortunately dragged off his horse. You didn't comfort me."

As soon as I left the school gate, many people from the three grades were walking out. No matter how good the test was, the one-month winter vacation was always full of expectations.

Qiao Yue and Yu Xia were also in the crowd, and while they were walking, Yu Xia stopped. Qiao Yue felt that she had stopped, so she turned around suspiciously, and then broke into her arms with a fluffy and fragrant girlfriend. Yu Xia was really courageous. Holding Qiao's more beautiful face, he put his toes on his toes and kissed his cheek. After kissing, he said with a smile, "comfort you."

The crowd tumbled like boiling water, and many people were whistling and booing.

The tip of Qiao Yue's ears turned red, and at first his mind went blank. When he came back to his senses, he wanted to kiss her back. He saw Old Chen Zheng at the back of the crowd stunned. Before being caught by the head teacher, Qiao Yue took his girlfriend and left. .

If it's a big night, he must find a dimly lit Jiao Jiao to kiss him back, and he has to let his wife know that a sixteen-year-old high school boy is also a high school student, and you can't just flirt.

But now it's broad daylight, forget it.

It was cold, and Qiao Yue took Yu Xia to eat Mala Tang to celebrate. After eating Yu Xia, he took the report card and went home to announce the good news. Qiao Yue also planned to tell his grandma the news of his unfortunate defeat as soon as possible to make the old man happy.

Grandma's pain now is not his own grandson. Knowing that Xia Xia worked hard to drag him from the throne of the first grade, grandma defected on the spot and cheered her future granddaughter-in-law.

She also said that she was her grandson and that she had been the first in the exam for so many years, so there was no surprise.

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Hearing that Yu Xia was one point higher than Qiao, Grandma Qiao laughed for a long time, her mouth wide open.

"I knew Xiaoxia's daughter could do it! First, it's great!"

Grandma sat on the somewhat outdated cloth sofa and sighed for a while, saying that she would chop stuffing to make big meat dumplings in the evening, and it was a pleasure to eat! After she finished speaking, she didn't even watch the replay of Journey to the West, she just went.

Qiao Yue stared at the hairy monkey who was chasing the banshee in the TV for a while, then took the remote control pad to turn off the TV, followed up with the kitchen and asked grandma if she wanted to help?

"No, you can watch TV. Grandma can do it."

Qiao Yue is very self-aware of his own cooking skills. After grandma refused, he did not follow up with the small kitchen to make trouble, but stood at the door of the kitchen and talked to grandma.

While talking, Grandma Qiao thought about the Lu family next door, and asked Lu Zhenzhen how did he pass the test?

"Didn't you say that this exam is very important, and you need to re-classify your grades next semester?"

Qiao Yue nodded, he thought about it, and replied, "I don't know her specific grades, but she should be assigned to the general class of liberal arts." Qiao Yue bumped into Yu Xia when he went to the fifth class, and Lu Zhenzhen hooked up with a male classmate. It's none of his business, and he doesn't talk too much. It's just that Lu Zhenzhen, who has to concentrate all his energy to accomplish one thing, is so distracted that his life will continue to fall.

The sound insulation of the old-fashioned unit building is very poor. Usually, everyone can hear the quarrel up and down. This night, the upstairs and downstairs heard the lively. Yang Xia scolded Lu Zhenzhen for more than an hour and asked her why she did this. points? Others can take the double first in the class, how about you? You are on the forty-one shift!

"A classmate in a class, the same teacher is teaching, and the same amount of homework. Your grades were better when you entered school, and the gap is so big in one semester?"

"You know how to spend money, but your mind is spent on studying? What are you wearing on your hands? Take it off!"

"Last time, you said that you were in a bad state of diarrhea on the day of the test. You will make up a reason for me this time!"

"..."

The next door was noisy until the middle of the night, and the sound could still be heard when the window was closed. Grandma Qiao shook her head. She felt that the girl from the Lu family next door was a little smart and thoughtful. Now the silly boy is focusing on little Xia's daughter, and she has retreated so much without giving her any more important topics.

Therefore, it is her own knowledge that must be thoroughly understood. It is her own ability to always win tests. When relying on others, she will always reveal her secrets.

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It was Yu Xia's birthday just two days after the holiday. In fact, Yu Xia had not had a birthday for a long time. He traveled a few times in various worlds, and gradually he took the birthday very lightly.

However, Yu Dahao and Liu Li insisted on celebrating their daughter. Originally, they wanted to go to the hotel to book two tables with a higher standard, and then invite a few relatives and friends to celebrate her daughter's birthday and celebrate her grade. First.

Yu Xia didn't want to spend the money, so he let his parents share the day, and the three of them had a table at home, lively and lively.

Liu Li accompanied Yu Xia to the supermarket to buy groceries, and Yu Dahao went to buy cakes. At noon that day, Chef Yu Xia cooked seven or eight dishes. Before eating, his father took out a birthday hat for his daughter, and lit candles for her to sing. When Yu Xia closed her eyes and made a wish, Liu Li took a lot of pictures with the camera, and later the family took a few pictures together.

Remembering what Qiao Yue said, saying that his grandmother was curious about how beautiful her grandson was, Yu Xia took the camera and flipped through the photos she just took. They looked good. Show it to Grandma Joe.

When Qiao Yue got the photo, he remembered his birthday and asked Yu Xia why he didn't tell him. Yu Xia waved his hand and said that he had never planned to celebrate it at home.

"Don't worry about birthdays or not, look at the photos, do they look good or not?"

Qiao Yue took out a dozen or so photos from the bag and flipped through them one by one, almost all of them were his wife's solo photos, some wearing birthday hats and bowing their heads to make a wish, some smiling and looking at the camera, and some with soft-line profiles. , From the photos, you can see how long her eyelashes are.

"You are so beautiful, Xia Xia, you are the most beautiful."

Hearing Qiao Yue complimenting her, Yu Xia put a paper cup of coffee on her face with a smile in her eyes.

"You can take it back and show it to grandma, let grandma see me~"

Facts have proved that Qiao Yue not only took the photo back to show her grandma, but also turned over the part that grandma praised her. That night, Yu Xia wrapped herself in a warm quilt and wrapped herself in a warm quilt. She was wrapped like a silkworm, lying on her side and talking on the phone with Qiao Yue.

I heard her say: "Grandma said that I used my good luck on you! She said that she has never seen such Zhou Zheng's daughter in her life, and she looks so handsome. Grandma also said that when she sees my uncle and aunt in the new year, she will also give it to her. They look."

Qiao Yue said half of what she said, Grandma Qiao wanted to show off for her grandson.

Sun Tzu is obviously smarter than anyone else, but he has been disliked since childhood, and no one cares. If it is not for his own achievements, how can he sit quietly in the classroom and listen to lectures? I'm afraid I've already gone out to make a living.

How difficult can it be today?

Don't let them know you're a jerk!

You have not helped him, but he is still thriving. Now he is studying well, and he has a best girlfriend. In the future, the two of them will go to famous universities together, and they will stay in the big city after graduation and marriage.

Qiao Yue is still very supportive of his grandma's daily boasting of "little summer girl". Because he is the same, he likes to hear other people compliment his girlfriend, but he doesn't feel it when you compliment him.

This year's winter vacation was a joy to the Qiao family's grandparents, to the Lu family next door, and to Yu Xia's travel past.

In the first half month, she also dated Qiaoyue Library every day. In the first two days, the contractors paid the workers and gave them red envelopes. The workers went home for the New Year, and Yu Dahao also took time off.

This week can be said to be his most leisurely time of the year. Yu Dahao was too lazy to socialize, so he said that he would take his wife and daughter for a tour, and go to the southernmost part to play, where it is warm.

Her father had such a holiday at the end of the year. Of course, Yu Xia couldn't disappoint. She told Qiao Yue about it when they met, and promised to call him every day after going out, miss him every day, take pictures every day and pass him on, and also Come back with a souvenir.

Qiao Yue was not unhappy, so he held her face and said, "It doesn't matter if you bring anything or not, Xia Xia, you should pay attention to safety outside. If you have anything, call me."

He worriedly reminded him many times, but Yu Xia complied. The next day, he pulled his suitcase and flew to an island in the south. It was already twenty-nine when we went out, and the New Year's Eve dinner was eaten at the hotel where I was staying. After eating and drinking, Yu Xia didn't go to hang out, and went back to the hotel room directly. telephone.

Qiao Yue originally accompanied grandma to the Spring Festival party, but the person who answered the phone disappeared. Seeing that he didn't hang up for a long time, grandma asked, "Who is calling? Is it Xiaoxia's daughter? Do you ask her what date she will come back? Grandma is going gave her a red envelope."

As people get older, their hearing will gradually deteriorate, and their voice will become louder. On the other end of the phone, Yu Xia can clearly hear Grandma Qiao's voice. , said he wanted to talk to his grandmother.

At this time, Qiao Yue really forgot, he forgot that his wife was born to be lovable, and it was extremely destructive to the old man and the old lady. As soon as the phone was handed over to Grandma, she didn't get it back for a long time. Grandma chatted happily with the other side for more than ten minutes. It was the first time the two of them talked on the phone, and neither of them knew each other.

Grandma also asked over there whether it was cold on the island? What are you wearing now? Wear more when it's cold at night!

After a while, I said what I ate at night, everything at home is good, not cold, not cold at all, the recipe you wrote works very well, I can enjoy this winter.

"Daughter, when will you be back? Grandma gave you a red envelope. Come and get it."

"Is it the fifth and sixth day of the first month? Not yet decided? When the time comes, you will send a message to Xiaoyue, and grandma will show you what you like to eat."

"Come here, what else do you bring? You don't need to bring anything."

"..."

Grandma Qiao used to watch the Spring Festival Gala on time every year, but now she can't care about it, and chatting with the other side is a joy. She forgot about her own grandchildren, and chatted so much that Yu Xia went to bed early after watching the party, and woke up early to eat dumplings! After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Qiao Yue was still ready to reach out to pick it up, and then continued to say that the phone had been hung up by grandma.

His milk is still reminiscing, it's good to say, Xiaoxia's daughter is really good, she is sweet and sweet and can talk.

"I'm happy to hear that she calls me grandma over there. Little Xia's daughter speaks nicely, unlike you, a stinky brat who only irritates people."

Grandma Qiao thought that people and people might have fate, like the girl opposite, she didn't like it very much. Even if the little girl in Xia hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she only saw the photos and talked about this phone call. She liked it too much. . Grandma Qiao gave Qiao Yue a red envelope of 100 yuan, which was originally 100 yuan for Yu Xia. After talking about the phone call, she carefully opened it and added an extra 100 yuan.

She was blatantly biased and did not avoid Qiao Yue at all.

Qiao Yue looked at it and found it funny.