Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Two days after the perm was done, Liu Li received a call from her sister-in-law, and she chatted with the other side for an hour while watching TV. After hanging up, she said to Yu Xia, who was sitting next to her watching a family life drama with her: "Your aunt said she wanted to leave Haohao at our house for a while."

The full name of Hao Hao in Liu Li's mouth is Liu Hao, the son of her brother, who is two years younger than Yu Xia, and will be in the third grade next semester.

Liu Hao's head is not stupid, but he just can't sit still and loves to do things.

His parents wanted to take care of them, but they couldn't help having a grandmother at home who loved their grandson.

"Haohao was brought up by your grandma. Your grandma is the most nervous about this grandson. It's okay to say a few words normally, but not in a heavy tone. Isn't it summer vacation now? Haohao just wants to go out to play and invite his classmates to play games and basketball. , Your uncle and aunt looked anxious and taught him a lesson, and your grandmother would fight. Your uncle said that I taught my son a lesson? It should be! Your grandma said that I taught you a lesson as a mother? It should be!"

"Your aunt said to let him come to our house for a period of time and isolate yourself from your grandma. Don't lose the chain at this critical moment."

Yu Xia listened with relish, and was still waiting for the next paragraph, her mother didn't say, "Then what? How did you respond, mother?"

Liu Li felt a little guilty. She touched an orange from her daughter's hand and fed it into her mouth, before she said, "Mom was going to refuse! Think about how busy I am with your dad? Haohao came here to cause trouble for you. But your aunt is a chicken thief, she gave me ecstasy! Compliment your daughter that you are excellent, and said that Haohao would come to study with his sister. How can I stand this sugar-coated cannonball? If I am not firm, I will be corroded It's gone!"

Speaking of which, Liu Li sighed heavily. With the puffy poodle head, the picture was quite happy.

Yu Xia leaned over and placed the orange petals in her hands on the coffee table, then leaned on the armrest of the sofa and laughed, smiling and looking at her mother: "Mom, you are too serious, if my aunt wants to send Haohao over, let me He's coming."

"...You're not allowed to date Xiao Yue?"

"Are you still worried about this?" Qiao Yue didn't like to run outside in the hot weather. Yu Xia knew that he had been planning ahead recently. He was calculating the cost of going to college after graduating from high school, and he was still calculating how much it would cost to go to the big city with his grandma. How much does it cost to buy a house, how much do you have to furnish for decoration and daily expenses? He seems to have picked up the old business and picked it up online.

Yu Xia didn't ask what he was doing, but Qiao Yue probably mentioned it, saying that it was to make some small programs for people, and it was still light and easy to do in the next half a day, and the return was not bad.

Grandma Qiao is getting old and is afraid of poor memory. Qiao Yue remembers many things at home. Qiao Yue has a card from the Agricultural Bank of China. This summer, he has deposited a few sums, and he has a small deposit of several hundred thousand.

He was talking to Yu Xia on the phone yesterday about this, saying that he planned to let his grandmother know, so that he could get a computer, and it would be convenient for him to have a computer at home.

Qiao Yue said this, Yu Xia listened, Qiao Yue asked her what she thought, and Yu Xia said it was fine.

"When we graduate from high school, let's apply for a local school. We should buy a house and take my grandma over there. Otherwise, after going out to study, I will come back several times at the end of the year. Grandma stays in City C, and I don't know how much I care about. Can you rest assured that we are far away?"

Grandma Qiao is different from Dahao Yu and Liu Li. Her wife left early. She is alone, and she is so old. In addition, in the movie, grandma left a few years after Qiao Yue's career. Yu Xia couldn't keep her here. rest assured.

Yu Xia added his thoughts on the phone, and Qiao Yue recorded them all in his mind, then turned around and perfected his plan.

Having been rich in the world before, he found that too much money was troublesome, and enough was enough, so he didn't give up his arms here, Qiao Yue put his mind on Yu Xia and grandma first. Taking time out to pick up a light job, the money on the bank card is slowly growing, and he feels very comfortable in this life.

Now that the computer is ready, and the camera is installed, the two of them don't have to run outside on a hot day, and they can also have a video chat at home.

Looking at it this way, Liu Hao's coming here really can't be delayed.

Yu Xia was sure that it was nothing, and Liu Li didn't bother anymore. She turned around and called her sister-in-law and asked Haohao when he would come, if you would send him, and it seemed that someone else was there. On the phone, Yu Xia heard Liu Li change the address from brother and sister to mother.

She changed her tricks to assure "Mom".

"I'm his aunt! My aunt! Can I still starve him? Mom, what are you talking about?"

"I promise to cook meat for him every day, okay? There must be no shortage of nutrition! You said that Haohao doesn't like green peppers or bitter gourd? Let me not buy these two..."

"Let's not talk about it, okay? Haohao will come to play for ten days and a half months, why are you worried?"

"You didn't tell me you were going to tell Xia Xia???"

Liu Li turned her head to look at her daughter, Yu Xia took the phone with a smile, and called out to grandma. Hearing this sound, the old lady was on Tongtai, and she promised it loudly, saying Xia Xia, Hao Hao, he came to your house to play, you help grandma take care of him.

Yu Xia's patience was much better than her mother's. She wasn't impatient at all. The old lady just listened to her when she wanted to talk. How's your appetite on a hot day? I also recommended this tea and that soup, and asked her to drink it all. The old lady forgot about the good grandson, and asked if the granddaughter has grown taller and more beautiful, and I heard that her studies are getting better and better. , awesome.

"Your parents and your mother are unreliable. They didn't bring you to my grandma before the Chinese New Year, so you have to go on a trip. When you have fun, you will start school. You are busy with get out of class and after class, and your grandma hasn't seen you for a long time. you!"

"Then you come here with Haohao~"

After Yu Xia finished speaking, she was patted by her mother on the tender thigh.

At the same time, the old lady said on the other end of the phone, "You still have time to see grandma. I won't go to your house. Your mother is like a cockfight. Just get angry."

As expected of a mother and a daughter... strange tacit understanding.

"Okay, grandma, don't worry, I'll take care of Haohao and make sure to take care of you. Summer homework? Okay, I'll watch him and do it. I'll let him play for a while? Okay, okay. le~"

Liu Li sat next to her and listened to her daughter coaxing the stinky old lady into obedience. She said she was getting old when she hung up, and that's all you need to do with her request. Where is this a nephew, this is a little ancestor!

Yu Xia returned the phone to Liu Li, saying that she knew that the old lady likes to nag, so just listen to her nag.

"It's nothing to hear, why did you promise her so much?"

"Mom, just wait and see, I promise that Haohao won't make trouble in our house, and grandma won't come to trouble you when you come back."

Liu Li really wanted to believe her daughter, but she knew better how skinny Liu Hao was. He used all his intelligence and energy to fight guerrilla wars with his family. My brother and sister-in-law complained back and forth that if the dead child used more snacks to study. On, as for what can't be said?

Seeing that they were so anxious that Liu Li wanted to eat melon seeds, the trouble came to her.

Liu Hao came on the third day after the phone call. His mother bought a ticket for him and sent him to the platform. After seeing that the stinky boy got on the train, he called Liu Li and said what time he would be at the station and asked to pick him up. One pick.

The person was picked up by Yu Dahao by car. When he arrived, Yu Xia had already packed the guest room and placed fruit snacks in the living room. Because he was not in the same city, Liu Hao didn't come to his aunt's house very often. He was a little cautious when he first entered the door, but he let go after a while, sat next to Yu Xia, and whispered this and that.

Ask "Sister, are you a class flower at school? Or a school flower?" "Sister, you are much better looking than those girls in our class!" "Sister, do you play dance?" "Let's add a button"...

Yu Xia was so good at talking. When the younger cousin was talking on the phone with his grandmother, he kept saying hello to his cousin, saying that his aunt and uncle were not at home, and that the meal was served by the elder sister, who would also make ice cream cakes, puddings, and fruit salads.

After a few days, the little cousin felt that something was wrong.

He seems to have not touched the computer for several days, and his classmates have sent text messages to ask why you can't play the game? Liu Hao glanced down at the homework he was writing. He held his chin and thought about it. What did his sister just say? Let him finish these two pages and make him honeydew melon coconut milk sago.

From watermelon jelly to mango pudding to ice cream cake to honeydew coconut milk sago... Every day, his sister can come up with a new trick, her refrigerator is full of ingredients for desserts and things made Selling is not bad compared to opening a store outside. Liu Hao was not firm, so he embarked on the road of no return to do his homework.

In just a few days, he had finished half of the workbook, and when he encountered something he couldn't do, he would ask his cousin to give a lecture.

I didn't realize that I was so stupid at first, but when my classmates reminded me, Liu Hao couldn't wait to say something about me!

He glanced at the exercise book spread out in front of him, turned his head to peek at Yu Xia, and found that the little cousin was chatting with someone, she had no guilt at all, and the chat was quite happy.

Liu Hao moved his buttocks, moved over, and glanced at him secretly, he almost went blind.

I just saw a baby, ah, Yueyue.

He didn't even bother to go back, and stared at Yu Xia in shock.

"Sister, you fall in love early! You fall in love early!"

Yu Xia glanced at his little cousin with a smile, and calmly turned back and said, "I have something to talk about later," and then switched off the chat window.

Liu Hao felt that he had grabbed his sister's handle, rolled his eyes, and said, "If you lend me the computer to play with, I won't sue you."

"Why don't you tell me?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid! Could it be that there is something wrong with your style of thinking, and you have entered the wrong path of puppy love! You are only a second year in high school next semester, and you are already talking about a boyfriend!" The little cousin moved the stool to Yu Xia's side. After moving, he said with emotion, "But there are no good-looking girls who don't fall in love early. Last semester, I bumped into our class flower outside the school hugging the school bully of the vocational high school next door, and they were very close to each other."

After listening to him, Yu Xia read half of his homework, and said that the intermission was over, so he continued to write the questions.

"It's okay to write the question. After I write this page, you let me play with the computer. I haven't played the game for several days."

The little cousin didn't play his Audition in the end. At 7:30 p.m., Yu Dahao and Liu Li came back at the same time. When they opened the door, they could smell the food. They saw Yu Xia was going to the restaurant with winter melon and pork ribs soup. Liu Hao had a bowl of rice in one hand. follow her.

"Let's eat pork rib soup today! The stew is so fragrant."

"How are your siblings at home? Are you okay?"

Liu Hao gave Yu Xia a threatening look, Yu Xia ignored him, and Liu Hao whispered while his aunt went back to the room to put away the purse, "Play with the computer for me!"

Yu Xia sat down at the dining table, not in a hurry to move her chopsticks. She leaned into her little cousin's ear and said, "Have you learned to threaten your sister? You can file a complaint and show it to me."

The bear child in the second phase of the middle school was the most unbearable of provocation. Liu Hao really mustered up the courage to file a complaint. After a few bites of dinner, he prepared a good word to say. Da Hao, Liu Li, and Yu Xia, who was sitting still and waiting for him to speak amazingly, saw the silly boy blushing and listened to him stammering for a long time.

"Gu, you know my sister she, my sister she, her she she..."

Liu Li is an impatient person, and she is most afraid of encountering such a person. After listening to her nephew, she and her, she felt that she could hardly continue in one breath, and asked, "What's wrong with Xia Xia?"

Yu Xia took a bite of celery and shrimp, and felt that the seasoning was okay, the heat was good, and he had the time to let Liu Hao try it too.

The little cousin really moved his chopsticks smoothly.

Looking at the fried shrimp on the tip of the chopsticks, Liu Hao was so angry, he really wanted to ask himself backhand why you are so obedient? Then he glared at Yu Xia again, thinking that it's too late for you to please me!

He put the fried shrimp into the rice bowl and came again: "My sister she..."

Yu Xia chewed and swallowed slowly, swallowing all the shrimp and rice in his mouth. Seeing that Liu Hao hadn't held back, he kindly helped make up for it.

"In the afternoon, I chatted with Qiao Yue and let him see it. He said that I made a mistake of principle. How can a high school student fall in love? He said he wanted to sue me."

Liu Li:  …

It always feels like things are not that simple.

This nephew is like a thief like his mother, and he has a lot of heartache.

Liu Li was calm and asked, "Is it just like holding back a fart?"

Hearing this, Liu Hao was shocked. He put down his chopsticks and said in disbelief, "Guy, don't listen to my sister's nonsense, she must not be chatting with that Qiao Yue, she must be in a puppy love, I see her in charge. It's called a baby."

Liu Li:  …

I didn't expect my daughter to be so fashionable, and I didn't expect my nephew to be so stupid. Thanks to him, I thought he was quite smart.

Don't talk about Liu Li, even Yu Dahao couldn't listen anymore. He tried to calm himself down and said earnestly to Liu Hao: "Haohao, don't worry! Uncle believes you! Your sister must be chatting with her boyfriend, she must be Yes! Qiao Yue, right? Qiao Yue is right, that's what your sister talks about."

The stimulation was a bit big, and Liu Hao didn't slow down when he got off the table after he was full.

My cousin's puppy love, his aunt and uncle know, not only does not stop but also encourages! Liu Hao buried his head in chewing on a watermelon, and after he ate it all, he asked, "Sister, how can you be so capable? How can you be confident in puppy love? I'm just playing a game. My mother is like a big enemy. Compliment you with people and blow you into the sky."

Yu Xia saw him complaining with a bitter face for half the night, and before going to bed, he said, "Want to know why? Because I study well. If I study well, I play a game, which is called relaxation. If you can't study well, you just play a game. Fallen. If you are caught playing games secretly, you will be criticized and educated. If I watch you play next to me, make sure no one will say anything. If you don’t believe me, let’s try?”

Of course Liu Hao didn't believe it. He said he would try it, and then he was going to have fun all night. After being held by Yu Xia, he said, "Wash to sleep, want to play games? We'll talk about it tomorrow."

That night, the little cousin was lying on the bed tossing and turning like an egg.

He didn't want to believe that adults were so double-standard, and he felt that he might try to win his sister again.

The next day, Yu Xia gave up the computer, sat next to him and watched him play, and even prepared food and put it in a convenient place, so that he would not be polite: "You all dream of blowing the air conditioner, drinking Coke and playing games before the holiday. Satisfy you today, let you have enough fun."

Yu Xia held his head and watched him play, but Liu Hao felt uncomfortable.

After watching him play for a while, he turned his head and looked at him. He didn't even bother to play a game, and Yu Xia said again: "Isn't it fun to play by myself? Want me to find someone to accompany you? My boyfriend plays games well too."

"My aunt also said that he was the champion of the high school entrance examination. He can play games?" Liu Hao didn't believe it, and then began to brag about how good he was, how good he was at dance, and more than just dance, saying that he would play these popular games now. One of the best in the class.

After listening to him, Yu Xia picked up the phone and called Qiao Yue. The self-provided computer over there was already installed and the Internet was connected. Yu Xia asked him what he was doing and said that there was an addiction at home. The little cousin who cannot extricate himself in online games, let him give education.

Qiao Yue tilted his head and asked, "Preaching is not what Xia Xia is good at? I can't."

"...Don't be cute, I'm not preaching, I want you to blow him up. The stinky boy is in the third year of the next semester, and he hasn't calmed down yet. My uncle and aunt are very anxious. What can I do? I can only let him know that playing games requires IQ, and he can't do anything if his brain is not good."

Qiao Yue is very good at playing games. Basically, he is good at all things related to computers. These are popular nowadays. He has already played badly. His reaction ability and hand speed are not comparable to ordinary people, and his key brain can also follow. Even though he was surrounded and beaten, he was still in a hurry, and he never knew what it meant to be nervous.

When Qiao Yue was full, he wanted to make instant coffee before turning on the computer, when he received a call from his wife.

His wife's cousin is his cousin.

My cousin was addicted to games in the third year of junior high, so he needed to be rescued!

Qiao Yue turned on the computer, and moved his fingers while waiting, ready to beat him into a salted fish, so that he no longer had the courage to say that he could play games.

On this day, for the whole day, Liu Hao was greeted by a fancy kneeling. No matter what he was playing, he could be beaten with one hand, and Qiao Yue would be too busy to pay attention when he played casually.

Audition, no.

Karting, can't beat it.

Bubble Hall, can't beat it.

World of Warcraft, can't beat it.

He even lost the battle against the landlord, and his shorts were blown up even after watching! ! !

But they have played all the games that are popular, popular and can be played against, but Liu Hao has never won a game. He can't just watch the operation, he can't just use his brain, and he won't know if he does both. Qiao Yue was bored, and asked Liu Hao in the chat window: [What else do you want to play? 】

Liu Hao felt that there were hundreds of bees buzzing around him, he shook his head a few times, then slammed on the keyboard and called his cousin!

[Cousin-in-law, you are amazing! you teach me! 】

As he typed, he kept talking about perverts. Is this still human? He even looked up at Yu Xia and asked if you never played games? Where did you find such an awesome boyfriend?

Yu Xia just sent a text message to Qiao Yue, she took back the phone calmly, and said to her little cousin with a smile, "Enough to play? Enough to do homework?"

"Wait! Wait for me to add a button!"

From the chat window opened by Yu Xia, he glanced at the number of buttons, and added it from his own side. The note said that it was Yu Xia's cousin, and he asked his cousin-in-law to take him away.

My cousin-in-law refused ruthlessly, and added: [Come back and add me if you are in the top ten in the test. 】

Liu Hao suddenly realized, and he looked at his cousin Yu Xia with a sad face: "Trick me again! Sister, did you do it on purpose?"

On purpose, of course, "Go ahead and do your homework."

Knowing that his cousin had dug a hole in front of him, Liu Hao couldn't help but jump in. He couldn't control himself. As long as he thought of working hard to get to the top ten in the class, he would be able to increase the deduction and deduction. After the button, it can become a real game under the guidance of the boss. If you have to pretend to be forceful, you can pretend to be forceful. cost-effective.

At this time, he didn't know that the top ten was just the beginning, cheating people to study was like cheating money, and the trick had to be done step by step, and he had to set a lower goal first.

Liu Hao thought about his 22nd place at the end of last semester.

Yu Xia was still stable beside him, and almost died of laughter when he took it out the door, thinking that his little cousin once boasted that his go-kart Bubble Hall Audition was very good, and then he was played by Qiao Yue in a fluttering way. His kind of desolation And despair, I can't help but want to go into the kitchen to cut a fruit plate and enjoy it while eating.

Liu Hao went to study, and worked hard to study in order to play games better in the future!

Yu Xia called Qiao Yue from the balcony outside: "Ayue, you are awesome, why are you so awesome~"

Qiao Yue asked her what to say if her younger cousin was in the top ten next time and added her as a friend. Yu Xia smiled beautifully, but what she said would make Liu Hao mad.

- "You just pass him, and find a way to let him get into the top five."

Liu Hao was the first to see through her cousin's true colors.

He chatted with his friends and said that my sister is a devil! ! !

The other end was so stunned that he asked back: "You don't mean that your little cousin is very gentle and virtuous, Huite is beautiful, she is tall, her legs are long, and she is white, she is simply a beauty at the school beauty level! She is still the top student of the No. 1 Middle School in City C! 】

[So the more beautiful a woman is, the more terrifying she is. She is about to play with me, like walking a dog. 】

The more he talked, the more confused he became, so he asked him to talk about it carefully, what was going on.

Liu Hao was exhausted physically and mentally, and he had no more to talk about. He was going to read a book for a while, and strive to rank in the top ten in the entire class in the first monthly exam next semester.

[...No, are you crazy? Brothers are waiting for you, come hi! What homework to write? Wait until school starts and then go to school to copy! 】

Seeing that Liu Hao didn't move for a long time, the brother over there also said that he should complain to his grandma. No matter how awesome the cousin is, can she just win grandma?

Liu Hao thought, but grandma had already been bought by this demon. She called every day to report her cousin's situation in City C, but she actually took the opportunity to win grandma. Grandma is now standing by her side.

Of course, even if it didn't happen, Liu Hao didn't dare to sue her, who made him want to mess with Brother Yue.

Therefore, it is a mistake to say that C city!

He was pitted by his cousin step by step like this. As soon as he touched the computer, he thought of being abused into a dog that day. Thinking of that, he cried and wanted to be a teacher, and then he thought of being in the top ten in the class.

Under the protection of his grandmother, Liu Hao, who was messing around, changed, and he was motivated. Unlike Shi Xiao, he was forced to make progress. This still made Yu Xia’s aunt and uncle feel very gratified. Before the school started, she called and thanked her niece, saying that when Hao Hao was admitted to a key high school in H City, she would pretend to be her. A big bonus.

Liu Li heard her daughter say over the phone, "I really didn't do anything, it's Haohao who figured it out by himself. He's been in the third year of junior high, and he's sensible when he grows up. It's good if he's willing to learn, aunt, you'll be less likely to do so in the future. Read him a few words, praise him more, and try to make him feel embarrassed to slack off. Learning this thing, you still have to arouse interest, don't push him too hard..."

Seeing that her daughter is serious, and listening to her words makes sense, Liu Li just feels that she is fooling people.

After hanging up, Liu Li asked, "You really didn't do anything? Haohao came to our house for more than ten days and then he figured it out? Our house is still a treasure of feng shui!"

Yu Xia hugged her mother's arm coquettishly and said that she wanted to eat honeydew melon. She held up the phone for a long time and said that her hands softened, so she asked her mother to open one.

Liu Li took this set, took the watermelon knife, opened a honeydew melon two or three times, and gave her pieces to cut and put them on a plate. Yu Xia took a bite and fed her mother a bite before she said, "It's not as simple as he said, but some things don't need to be explained in such detail, he can just work hard now, didn't my aunt send people to our house just to make it happen? I'll take him with me?"

"The more you are like this, the more curious you are. Anyway, it's okay to be idle, let's talk about it."

Since the mother wanted to know so much, Yu Xia leaned over and whispered. Liu Li burst into tears after listening to it, saying that your uncle is a fool, and having a son is also a fool, you say he can't read, he can't even beat Qiao Yue!

Yu Xia thought to himself that it was normal for him to be unable to fight, and the word "hyphen" was strangely inappropriate here.

But to explain to Liu Li that Qiao Yue, who is touching the computer keyboard, is like a god, she can't understand.