Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

In Yu Xia's mind, the art of refining tools was very expensive, and its products should be magic weapons of attack or defense, and tools should refer to magic tools. Qiao Yue corrected her concept and proved with practical actions that this appliance can also be a household appliance...

It is said that household appliances have promoted it. Maybe it was because I watched a certain classic mythical drama that must be broadcast in winter and summer vacations. He simply copied the shape of the twelve-pin lotus platform and made a futon with its own neon special effects. That's right. , which is the futon that is placed under the buttocks when meditating. It is said that it can not only gather spirits, but also keep warm in winter and cool in summer, shelter from rain and dust, and has a defensive effect to avoid being interrupted by someone at a critical moment of cultivation and being backlashed by spiritual power.

As far as a futon is concerned, the functions are quite complete, but the shape is too challenging for her, so she doesn't need to try it out. Just imagining the feeling of sitting on it, Yu Xia feels quite ashamed.

She stared at the lotus platform with the effect of the five-haired props for a long time. Qiao Yue was still saying that it was just right to put it on the Lingtian side. It was very suitable for Yu Xia to use.

Yu Xia euphemistically said that her spiritual energy was quite sufficient, and the effect of gathering spiritual energy was a bit of a waste for her.

Qiao Yue has always had a high IQ and a slightly low EQ, but he didn't understand it suddenly, and said, "Xia Xia, don't think too much, don't waste it for you, I did it with you in mind."

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Hearing this, I felt even more impacted.

Yu Xia held Qiao Yue's face, stared at him for a long time, and said desperately, "Dare I feel like this lotus dais in your heart? You think that I made such a shape, Ah Yue, speak with your conscience. , do you think that my temperament matches the lotus platform with its own lighting effects? How can I cultivate while sitting on my head just thinking about shame?"

Joe · Straight male aesthetics plus pragmatism · The more he blinked, he finally understood. He patted on the back of Yu Xia's hand and said that if he didn't like it, he didn't need it.

Yu Xia let go of the hand holding his cheek, and squatted in front of the lotus platform with his cheeks supported: "Isn't this the first work you made? You said it was specially made for me, how can I say it?" But this shape really has It was an indescribable feeling that after seeing his lotus platform, Yu Xia didn't dare to imagine what other magic tools Qiao Yue had made, she didn't even dare to ask for a spear.

What are you most afraid of?

I am most afraid that what you are asking for is a spiritual power gun. He will make you a manual pesticide sprayer and tell you that the functions are the same, which can more paralyze the opponent.

Yu Xia tried her best to overcome it, seeing that she had to do psychological construction before she sat down. Qiao Yue directly took the lotus platform, saying that she would sell it and earn back the cost of materials. Yu Xia thought about it for a while. For her, the effect of gathering spirits is quite tasteless. If you change it, it should be a treasure: "Fat water doesn't flow to outsiders' fields, Ayue, you should ask your senior brothers to see."

As a result, I didn't have time to contact the two senior brothers in the sect. The lotus platform already belonged. Heidou stared at it with curiosity for a long time, and climbed up and down the lotus platform. I pressed it on the lotus platform, it wasn't as hard as it looked, it was a little soft, and it was quite comfortable, and then it refused to come down.

Peanut looked at the glowing kennel under Heidou's buttocks, and was envious. It poked Yu Xia with its claws, and when Yu Xia looked over, she pointed to the lotus platform, full of anticipation.

Yu Xia pouted towards Qiao Yue, reminding him that this thing was made by baby Qiao Yue, whom you have always disliked.

Peanut honestly chose longing between dignity and longing. It turned its head and looked at Qiao Yue pitifully, hoping that the other party would ignore the past grudges.

Is Qiao Yue such a generous person?

No, he's the most petulant.

As a result, Peanut's appeal was dismissed.

Beasts can also be stinky, don’t look at Heidou is an authentic fat man, it is the first time to show off after grabbing a new piece of equipment, the disciples of the Ten Thousand Beast Sect basically have contracted spirit beasts, even more than one, come back When they were in the sect, many disciples would throw the spirit beasts out to let the wind out. Heidou carried its nest and touched the place where the spirit beasts liked to go. When it was envied enough, thinking that it was almost time to pick up the eggs, he picked it up and was ready to go, took two steps, and lightened his back.

It turned around and looked, where is the kennel?

was robbed...

The one who did it was a monkey. After it grabbed it, it slipped out far away, and set the lotus platform and squatted on it.

On this day, a melee broke out in the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect. Heidou fought with the spirit monkeys on the mountain. At first, they were the only ones who participated in the battle. More and more confusion comes in. Generally, when spirit beasts go out for a walk, they will almost go back to their masters. On this day, countless disciples waited for their spirit beasts in the first and second class.

At the time of the incident, Yu Xia was waiting for the newly planted crops in the spiritual field. Many of the seeds in it were given to her by the master and two senior brothers, and it was not clear what could be planted. When she was busy, she felt that there were spiritual power fluctuations on the jade card. She took a look at her spiritual sense to find the master and said Xiaoliu, come back.

Yu Xia was originally squatting in the field, but when he saw the master looking for him, he straightened his clothes and stood up. He hurried out of the spiritual field and headed back to the top of the mountain. When he went back, he found Heidou lying on his dog's kennel. The master was sitting next to him, and when he heard the footsteps, he raised his eyes and saw that it was Yu Xia, so he invited her to come and sit down, and told her about the farce today.

"This stupid thing is going to show off, and it will attract a group of beasts to loot. Our Ten Thousand Beast Sect has not been so lively for a long time."

Seeing that the little apprentice was distressed by Fatty Hei, the real person Yun Xu said again: "It's only slightly injured. A few of them almost made it stupid, and they survived after being fed medicinal pills."

"I didn't take care of it..."

After listening to the beginning, the real person Yun Xu waved his hand, saying that it is common for spirit beasts to fight, but it is rarely so chaotic: "The main reason why I asked you to come here is not to say this, but to ask you where the lotus platform came from? "

"Senior Brother Xiaoyue made it. It was originally said to be given to me. I confiscated it, and it was robbed by Heidou."

really! That stinky boy!

Yun Xuzhen and Qiao Yue usually have nothing to say. He used the black beans to ask his son what he was struggling with. Although what Yu Xia said were trivial matters, he still listened carefully and was satisfied after listening. Thinking that the little apprentice is really good, it's good in itself, and it's confusing to Xiaoyue's eyes. Xiaoyue didn't pay much attention to others in the past, and now he still has that virtue, but at least he is interested in his junior sister.

When Yun Xuzhen looked at Yu Xia, he remembered the Taoist couple who was in retreat. They were also brothers and sisters. They grew up together since childhood.

Seeing that the master was fascinated, Yu Xia squatted beside the black bean to examine its wound. Seeing that a small piece of baldness had been pulled on its back, Yu Xia poked it several times with his index finger.

"Who asked you to go out and cause trouble? Forget about making trouble, and you hurt yourself like this."

Yu Xia took out a bottle of healing elixir, poured out a few pills, and fed them to Heidou. Heidou licked one and shook his head. Yu Xia put it back again, seeing that the bald spot on his back didn't grow back after taking the Lingdan, and he felt bad.

Seeing that the liver is going to cry with anger, Heidou quickly raised his paws to guarantee.

Make sure to follow her well in the future and never go out again.

It was so guaranteed, but it was still punished by Bo, and was detained for three days of steamed rice cakes. Peanut looked at the extra piece in front of him, rolled around with laughter, and encouraged it to continue to work hard for two more votes.

Black beans have learned a lesson, and they dare not. The spirit beast who was beaten was angry and wanted to put a sack on it to take revenge. After waiting for a few days, the black beans did not come. After a while of chattering, they took the initiative to find someone. A few of them couldn't hold it any longer and rushed forward. When they were halfway through, their eyes suddenly lit up. They all gave up beating the black fat man and flew towards Yu Xia.

Yu Xia was startled, forget about the fluffy stuff, what do you mean by flying towards me in a ball of hedgehogs? ? And that one, the pangolin that rolls on the ground like Hot Wheels? ?

Heidou was so angry that his hair exploded, and he was about to kick all these unsightly objects out, but Peanut moved faster, and took Yu Xia to a space jump, and directly flashed a dozen steps away. The spirit beasts jumped in the air, braked and turned to look for the person, only to find that the person had slipped behind them.

Seeing that the pangolin was about to roll again, Yu Xia hurriedly called to stop, whether it stopped or not, they all stopped to look at her cutely, and sneaked forward when she turned her eyes away and didn't pay attention.

Heidou was so angry that the fat shivered. Seeing how angry he was, he could guess what was going on. Looking at the spirit beasts who were hurt much more than him, he should have been covered with sacks! It's a beast that can do so much money, it really does!

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The brothers and sisters in this sect found that their spirit beasts went out for longer and longer, often saw the beast all day, and came back very late.

They also have a sense of work recently. Every time they go back to take the sect mission, the baby beast will make trouble. It has to work, not only to work, but also to ask for compensation. Use the compensation to exchange ingredients and then take it to Xiaogan. , let the little liver help with cooking.

The spirit beasts with slow footsteps and weak fighting strength embarked on the mission of no return. As for the strong ones, they went directly to the place where they could hunt spirit animals, picked meat according to their taste, and carried them to Yu Xia.

Originally simple recipes became more varied as the ingredients became more and more abundant. On the mountainside of the Yunxu lineage, the spirit beasts worked together to build a small canteen. Yu Xia would come here for an hour every day, while groping for treatment. These ingredients unique to the comprehension world, while pondering the cooking method, watching the babies of spirit beasts fighting, listening to their babbling, I don't know what they are arguing about.

Seeing that Yu Xia couldn’t understand what they were talking about, the spirit beasts would rehearse for her. At first, the den in the middle of the mountain was just a place to relax every day. Later, one day the Sect Master's golden sable, whose strength was equal to the Nascent Soul period, also brought half a bucket of small silver fish over here... This small canteen was completely exposed.

The silver fish was raised by Yunguan Zhenren, who kept a pond, and the golden sable fished half a bucket. Yu Xia made it a pot of soup, and it drank half of the pot, because he knew that he was a big-hearted man who likes to share and love to share. A kind-hearted beast, it resisted giving up half of the pot, but it also tasted half a plate of roast meat that others shared, and also ate a platter of spirit fruit.

When he found that the silver fish was missing, Yunguan Zhenren suspected the golden sable. Later, he went to fish for fish and was caught, and the small cafeteria was exposed.

In fact, at this time, many people have heard of it, but not many believe it. Some people come to see it with skepticism, and when they come, they are shocked by the scene of the spirit beasts enjoying the food in a circle.

Although many spirit beasts have formed contracts with people, they are repelling other monks except their masters. This is the first time that people and spirit beasts are united.

Look at the little junior sister surrounded by spirit beasts. She is roasting the pig, and the taste of the roast meat is so greedy that your mouth waters.

Yun Guan Zhenren followed Jin Sable to this place. He didn't get close. He hid and watched from a distance for a while. Finally, he understood the truth that the spirit beasts asked to do the task with the disciples! I also understand where the little silver fish that disappeared!

He watched his golden sable squeeze away other spirit beasts and get close to Yun Xu's little apprentice. The long-eared chubby dun didn't like it, and jumped on its head several times, but the girl was the one who grabbed it back. of.

"Don't be naughty with peanuts." Yun Guan Zhenren heard the female doll say so.

Yun Guan Zhenren watched the whole process, watching them lively for nearly an hour, then packed up and dispersed. The female doll returned to the top of the mountain with the big and small fat she raised, and the other spirit beasts stayed for a while, and after watching her walk away, she patted her belly and prepared to go back to digest what she had eaten.

The sect master knew it, and the five peak masters knew it afterward. The elders also heard about it one after another. After hearing it, they found that their own spirit beasts have been weird recently, often appearing and disappearing, but their cultivation has grown steadily.

There are many people who go to the cafeteria to join in the fun. There are elders and disciples, but the spirit beasts don’t seem to welcome them very much. You can look at them from a distance. If the beast is bad, it will use you as a trainer...

The real person Yunxu saw it when he heard it for the first time, and accepted the filial piety of his disciple at the risk of being beaten by a group. That time when he went to the small cafeteria, it seemed relatively primitive. After a while, he went back to find the equipment innovation Now, his son, his son who was a beginner in the artifact refining process, didn't think about the powerful instruments, and bought a batch of kitchen utensils for the small cafeteria.

He heard a loud noise once when he passed by, as if something had exploded. He was about to protect his lover, and found that Xiao Liu had nothing to do with her. The loud noise was an iron lump. Open it and pour out a large pile of white rice fat from it.

The spirit beasts all came up in line with their own bowls, and they shared the bowls one by one, not to mention the joy of eating.

Lingmi, the best Lingmi is spoiled for them.

Thinking about his life, and looking at these spirit beasts whose weight is soaring in this sect, Yun Xuzhen is a little stuffed.

It is they who are not as good as beasts.

The brothers and sisters of this sect have opinions on the canteen! Spirit beasts have to eat and they don't have to eat, isn't this irritating? It doesn't matter if you have an opinion, anyway, all those who do things are covered in sacks. After the small cafeteria opened for more than a month, the protests gradually became smaller.

how to say?

The spirit beasts always have their own channels to spread the news. The cafeteria is not very influential on the monks side. The greedy beasts come to join in the fun. Recently, Yu Xia often sees stubborn animals. In the past two days, there have even been two demon tigers and a charismatic fox.

These are all foreigners who sneaked into the Ten Thousand Beast Sect. Originally, they came here out of curiosity, but they didn't get away when they came. They ate, drank, and cultivated with the old residents of the sect all day long, and learned to unite and fraternity, eight honors and eight shames.

Yu Xia was confused and cultivated a group of Buddhist demon cultivators, and now they haven't changed shape, they are still demon beasts.

More and more monsters have entered the Ten Thousand Beast Sect, and their strengths range from Jindan to Yuanying. At this time, the same sect dare not protest. After chatting, the sect was worried that the monsters would cause trouble, and the little apprentice promised that she would not. She won a mountain for the outside households to settle down, and the outside households also promised to help when they needed something.

The two sides made an agreement, that is, from this time on, there will be a batch of named monsters in the Ten Thousand Beast Sect.

Named monsters are monsters attached to the Ten Thousand Beast Sect. Because of their strong strength, they are not subject to human repair and control. They have a temporary identity card and are more like an alliance with this sect.

It took some effort to pass this reform, but in the end there was no way, because more and more monsters came here because of their innate abilities, and they could get in if they seized the opportunity. , If you want to lose both sides, you can only take a step back.

When I chose to take this step back, I was a little helpless. Later, I found out that it is also beneficial to accept these monsters, because I said they would help the sect, and they helped. The monsters have talents and abilities, like a white peacock. He is good at seducing people, and he is very good at arranging illusions. He helped Zongmen set up an exercise field. After entering, the disciples will enter the real illusion and actually participate in the battle. It will also pop you out in a dangerous situation. This exercise field is a relatively safe place to improve yourself. After it is arranged, it will be very popular.

Yu Xia had never been there. She had not learned any strong tricks yet. Now, in addition to broadening her tendons and accumulating spiritual power, she was learning some basic martial arts of the sect, and she was still a novice in self-cultivation.

As for Qiao Yue, he can't wait to make black beans into eight-treasure porridge!

Since it went to show off that "kennel", the peaceful and serene daily life of self-cultivation has been broken, and the Ten Thousand Beast Sect has become a veritable Ten Thousand Beast Sect, where you can see full-fledged monsters coming out for a walk. , most monsters don't like to talk to people, and those who have bad tastes like to scare the disciples, and they will be happy if you are scared and cry.

Qiao Yue didn't care about how the brothers and sisters were doing, he felt sorry for himself.

So when you have nothing to do, why do you want to refine the device?

Refinement is refining, why do you need to refine that doghouse?

A kennel is a kennel, so why would you give it to black beans to show off?

After attracting so many beasts, Xia Xia has successfully become everyone's. There will always be stupid beasts competing for favor, and the white peacock will show her every day...

The convenient kitchen utensils that Qiao Yue made to lighten the burden on his wife made the cafeteria more famous, and there were more and more exotic animals. Thinking of this, he could not wait to slap himself against the wall.

He had long guessed that the world of comprehension would not be friendly to him, as expected.