Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Wu Fang didn't think that what was said on the TV was reliable, the announcement came true, and some experts were denying, resisting, or refusing to accept it. He insisted that everything today is a dream, and the world is still peaceful and beautiful after waking up.

Why do you say that?

Because it's unreasonable, the central celestial body is supposed to have a lifespan of billions of years. To use an anthropomorphic argument, why is there a problem when it is "middle-aged"? This explosion is not the kind of explosion that burns out the last life, otherwise why would the temperature only rise from a dozen to forty?

It is very hot to rise to forty overnight, but people have changed a lot this night, and people's ability to bear has improved.

There is no scientific explanation for this.

Can't explain.

Why did someone become a Hercules overnight? The old lady who passed by outside just now looked seventy years old. She carried at least two or three hundred kilograms of things, and she walked with high spirits. The old lady is happy, she thinks it's a good time. Yesterday, she walked a few steps with her old arms and legs and had to stop and rest for a while. Today, she seems to be suddenly young. Rice effortlessly.

Anyway, the scientific world is messed up. Wu Fang listened to them arguing for a while, but she didn't hear anything, so she went to the kitchen to help her daughter.

Qiao Yue said, "Mom, don't go, the hair **** and rice **** are over there."

"I'm still afraid of a dog? Besides, Xia Xia isn't there? Xiaoyue, you look at it, I don't think this is interesting, I'll help." Wu Fang got up and went to the kitchen. Xia divided two pots for her cat and dog, and was about to take out the rest when Wu Fang waved her hand to let her go out and came to help.

Knowing that she would be very hungry, Yu Xia cooked a lot of food, and she fully used the oven and steamer. Wu Fang gently put the meat out of the pot, and then gently brought it to the table: "Xia Xia, go and call your son-in-law, it's time to eat."

As she said that, she glanced at the two pets that were gobbling down, and became worried again: "The hairball has become so big, how much food does it have to eat? How can I afford it?"

"Give it a taste, it knows to go out to find food if it's not full."

Wu Fang was still worried: "What if it's flesh is turned down and made into a dog meat hot pot?"

"Mom, don't worry, our hairball is so powerful now, who can let it go? It's too late for others to see it hiding."

Yu Xia said, bent down and rubbed the big head of the hairball: "Did you hear that? Well, I don't have that much food for you. If you are not full, go to the orchard and other places, don't starve yourself."

Mao Tuan rubbed his head against Yu Xia, as if he was responding that he knew, Yu Xia added some more meat to it, guessing that it would not be enough to eat, so he stopped. She went to the living room and dragged Qiao Yue over and told him to eat. Even though she had read it carefully just now, it was still very shocking to see his wife's face at first glance. Qiao Yue was a little embarrassed and didn't dare to look at her, for fear of blush. Wu Fang took a second look and sighed, "Xia Xia, your evolution is really good, and the effect is immediate."

Yu Xia pulled away the chair and sat down, and said, "This look was ostentatious in peaceful times, but now it's still a troubled time. It's better to have more strength to become beautiful."

This should be the most disgusting time to be smart and beautiful. Yu Xia really thanked her for her physique that she took wherever she went. If it weren't for the hairballs and rice balls, it would be really cold this time.

Wu Fang took a mouthful of meat and sighed that he never expected to encounter such a thing.

"The flowers and plants planted in our front yard have been cleaned up a few days ago, but the green area of ​​the villa area is not small, and it may be inconvenient to go out in the future. The end of the world is coming, what kind of evolution, I just want to be smooth and smooth. Live life smoothly, and it is not rare to become a strong man."

Yu Xia also took a bite, saying that since it was like this, it was better to have strength than nothing, and that he could protect himself anyway.

"Son-in-law, do you think the state can handle this? What will the future be like? It's only 40 degrees in spring, how will summer be? What can we eat, and we can supply water when the power goes out? Where do you want to get the water?" She asked a long list in one breath, and before Qiao Yue could answer one by one, she complained that those experts are unreliable, they are already like this, and they are still fighting for scientific research. Unscientific and don't know what's the use? If you win, can you go back to yesterday?

If you can't go back, your past experience tells Yu Xia what the little black house tells you to do, you can do it well, don't go to find out why.

Who knows why the world of self-cultivation can be self-cultivation?

Who knows why the doomsday world can change overnight?

Anyway, her science can't explain this. Newton's coffin board couldn't hold it back when the Myriad Beast Sect flew into the sky. Now, at most, the coffin boards of those astronomers in history can't hold it together. This kind of thing It's no big deal to get used to it.

"Eat first, let's talk about it when you're full, Ayue, call your elder brother later and ask him how he's doing."

Qiao Yue ate the meat seriously, nodding as he ate.

The two of them were prepared in advance, and the stimulation was not too great. The only thing that was more difficult to accept was the unreliable evolution direction. The little black house is really capable! In this context of relying on force to survive, it is still possible to become beautiful and smart, and the two young people who recommend them together can't match the 70-year-old lady from other families, which is absolutely amazing.

After eating and drinking enough, Wu Fang rushed to wash the dishes. Yu Xia knew that her mother's evolutionary direction was power, so she didn't dare to let people enter the kitchen at this juncture, for fear that she would turn off the faucet with a single touch.

"Mom, get used to it first. It's not too late to help when you can control your strength. I can do this at home. Besides, A Yue and I are like this. From now on, you will be the backbone of our family. There are more places where you are needed. Don't fight for now."

Thinking about the thermos cup just now, Wu Fang also felt that she might only be doing a disservice now, so she compromised.

"That's fine, otherwise Mom can go to the second floor and have a look."

Wu Fang went up to the second floor to see the situation of other people in the community. Qiao Yue was talking to his brother on the phone, and Mao Tuan was not full. He licked Yu Xia's arm and went out. As for the rice ball, it was originally sticking to Yu Xia. At Xia's feet, she was sent to the yard to watch the wind.

The animals became a lot smarter after their evolution. I heard Yu Xia express her worries, saying that this juncture should be the most chaotic time, the original order was collapsing, and people not only had to fight against the ferocious animals and plants that had evolved, but also guarded against people's hearts. Yu Xia felt a little uneasy, afraid that some gangsters would come and occupy their villa and rob them. The rice ball seemed to understand, it meowed, stepped out of the window sill with graceful steps, and went up to the roof to take a nap.

It's very hot outside, it's very hot, forty degrees is no joke, the rice ball is full of hair, but it doesn't feel uncomfortable. It rolls over with its eyes closed. Once a stranger comes, the cat's eyes will suddenly open, and it will keep locking on you. If you pass by, it will be fine, but if it feels malicious, it is very likely to launch directly. attack.

Animals just act on their intuition, and reason with it, it doesn't make sense.

Yu Xia has always trusted Fluffy, and when she saw the rice **** going out to look at the wind, she put down a lot of anxiety. She felt that it was really good to have two pets. , Hairballs can squat at the door to guard, they happen to be divided into two classes.

Qiao Yue is also talking about this to his elder brother, saying that although the direction of evolution is a bit split, it doesn't matter, his wife is great.

Qiao Yi on the other side of the phone asked, "What direction is brother and sister? Strength or speed?"

"My wife, she's beautiful."

Qiao Yi's head was full of black lines, "I know what my younger brother and sister looks like Zhou Zheng, what kind of evolution does she belong to?"

"The pretty kind."

Qiao Yi couldn't understand, and Qiao Yue explained patiently, "She could have been 100%, but now she has a 200% face. After sleeping and waking up, she will be beautiful."

"One is smart and the other is beautiful, you two are a perfect match," Qiao Yi felt his temples swell, and his head was about to explode, "Brother asked you to move in two days ago, if you don't do it, what do you do now? Well, you The two stay in the villa honestly, no matter who comes, don't open the door, brother will find a way to pick you up."

"It's useful if you don't open the door? Can the anti-theft door close the evolved thief? Don't come here. I can't do anything about it. They all said that my wife is very powerful."

"What can my brother and sister do? Did the robber go to your house and let her wink at people?"

Qiao Yue took a sip of water and said, "I don't think any robbers will come to my house. You forgot the hair **** and rice balls. They have evolved, and now they are looking at the door from outside."

"Didn't the experts say that pets can't be kept? Even potted plants are not allowed."

"Maybe they have a good relationship with my wife. They are very well behaved and obedient in front of Xia Xia."

Hearing that there is an evolved pet housekeeping on his brother's side, Qiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, saying that his situation was better and the evolutionary direction was relatively normal, and there was no such pitfalls as becoming beautiful and smart, so my brother didn't have to worry.

Qiao Yue: ...Who is worried?

"Brother, are you finished? It's okay, I'll hang up."

Qiao Yi also wanted to repeat the precautions, but Qiao Yue heard his head and hung up.

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Just as Yu Xia thought, it was really chaotic outside at this time, and some people thought that the end of the world was coming, and what about laws and morals, big fists were the last word. Taking advantage of the fact that the evolution of animals and plants is not yet complete, and the outside is not so dangerous, they go out to rob. They smashed open the door of the supermarket, rushing to get things, and some people directly broke into other people's houses, occupied other people's houses, and even shot at other people's wives.

It's not safe to be beautiful in a peaceful world. Against this background, it's really terrible.

Not to mention single beauties, even those who already have boyfriends and husbands are coveted.

Yu Xia was also thought of by others, but those people were still thinking about food and clothing, and they didn't care about robbing people, and those people didn't know that she had become what she is now.

Within a day, crime cases occurred frequently, and people not only had to deal with the increasingly bad living environment, but also guarded against sinister human hearts. Some people huddled in the corner, some people were confused, some people were confused, some people folded their hands in prayer and hoped to fall asleep and found that it was all a dream, and some people laughed wildly and welcomed the arrival of the doomsday, thinking that this would be their paradise...

Yu Xia could guess what the chaos was like outside. She washed the dishes, tidied up the kitchen, and received enough spare water. Seeing that she had been busy for a long time, she was a little greasy and went upstairs to the bathroom to take a shower. While taking the shower, Yu Xia carefully looked in the mirror, and now her appearance was really impressive, even from a woman's point of view, her whole body was extremely beautiful.

She's evolved into a forceful physique.

It's really too ostentatious, even if you cover half of your face with a mask and only show one eye, it looks like the vixen is coming.

Yu Xia resigned herself to dry her body, put on her underwear, and put on her nightgown. She came out of the bathroom with her slippers on, and sat by the bed in the bedroom. She looked up at the photo frame hanging on the bedside. Sitting at home, she felt that the years were quiet, but it was already a mess outside.