Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Compared with some variety shows that are warmed up long before the broadcast, they not only let the guests vigorously promote it, but also cooperate with various revelations to build high-rise buildings on the forum, publish various articles on the entertainment news station, and intersperse advertisements in other popular programs on the stage... This file Survival class network comprehensives are low-key enough. The guest lineup was so-so, and the publicity was even more careless. It was the night of the broadcast that really stirred up the waves, and Pineapple Channel promoted a wave on the official website.

They posted a moving picture, and for ten seconds, a guest danced passionately with the gibbon.

Pineapple Station has always been known for variety shows. In the past few years, they have launched many popular variety shows, including music, talent, travel, food, and survival. This is the first time I saw this Weibo. The audience's eyes lit up, and when they saw the ten-second awkward dance picture, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

On Saturday night, there were quite a lot of people surfing the Internet when they had nothing to do. They felt a little interesting and touched many people one after another.

At this time, there is still a little time before the official broadcast. If you touch it first, click on the trailer to watch the trailer. The trailer introduces the tropical rainforest that the first episode of the show is going to, and then introduces the twelve guests who are about to conquer the tropical rainforest. .

The lineup really can't be called luxurious. It's either old or new. There are only one or two people who are popular at present. Why is there a pet shop here?

The question marks on the barrage are all saying that this woman looks okay, but why is she? How much did you put on it?

[The first survival variety show in China, I was looking forward to it. Is this guest lineup kidding me? Look at how people survive in the wilderness? Don't touch the variety shows of celebrities who sell their faces and sell scandals! 】

[Damn the pet shop owner laughed at me! She was really brave, and she even gave the name and address of the store...]

[Visually, the publicity effect is good. I want to know how much the young lady has stuffed. If it is suitable, I will go too! 】

The one who came one step ahead has already been scolded, and while scolding, he said that if he didn't want to watch the gibbon dance, we would see this lineup. It's cold, the pineapple stage is cold, people spend money on variety shows, they make money for variety shows, and sponsorship is not enough, and they also sell guest quotas.

In the midst of the bad voices, there were also dog friends in N city who jumped up in fright at the familiar face of the young lady.

【Fuck! ! ! Is this the little sister of Pet Love Paradise? Is she really the little sister of Pet Paradise? Earlier I heard that the young lady went to record the show, and this is what she recorded! ! ! 】

[There are also people who know goods in a group of bumpkins. 】

[Wait for a slap in the face. 】

[Wait for the fools to kneel down and sing conquest for the young lady. 】

【I have already guessed what will happen... 】

Someone shared the link to a group of familiar customers. At this time, Xiang Chaoren was discussing to file a complaint with the Animal Protection Association, complaining that the monkey sanctuary digs their young lady to cut their way out. Even if this is discriminatory!

Rare wild animals are amazing? Why look down on the golden retriever Pomeranian husky?

Humans are not divided into three, six, nine, and nine animals. They are all animals. Who is more noble? !

Xiang Chao also said that when the complaint letter is written, the cats and dogs in the group will be covered with paw prints, and he also said that this is a serious battle for young ladies and sisters! Xu wins but never loses! The talk was lively, and I saw a buddy throw out a link.

【What is it? Yellow flakes? 】

Xiang Chao grunted, clicked on the link, the video window opened and started playing automatically. It took a minute or two to introduce the tropical rainforest connected to Y City. Xiang Chao didn't see the name yet, but here comes the point, the guest introduction At the time, the last finale was the little sister who played cats and dogs with applause in Pet Paradise.

For at least three seconds, he was dumbfounded. When he came back to his senses, he heard a loud bang. The dog who had just been cowarding in the corner brightened when he saw the young lady, and it moved towards the coffee table where the notebook was placed. Flying, the whole dog slammed into the coffee table, slammed into the eyes of Venus without saying a word, and knocked out the notebook by the way, and slammed it onto the marble floor tile in the living room.

The dog was aggrieved and barked, Xiang Chao hurried to check its condition, and found that it was only because of the pain that he thought of saving the notebook, but it was too late. He had used the 17-inch game for less than a year. Big screen cracked...

Xiang Chao stared at the dead notebook for a while, and the first thing he thought was, "I just saw a new model recently, and the old one is not broken, but I can't bear to change it. This dog will really help fuel the flames"!

As soon as he had this idea, he shook his head again, no, this is not the point, the point is the dog's obsession with the young lady. When she patted her **** and went to the monkey sanctuary, what should I do? Xiang Chao sympathized with himself, who had raised the husky, and took a photo of his mobile phone. The coffee table went to the scene where the notebook was killed, got close, sniffed, and licked it again. This scene was captured by Xiang with super precision. He threw the photo into the group, and Aite shared the scourge of the link and asked him to weigh it. pay.

[As soon as I **** opened the link, the listless stupid dog in the corner let out a wolf howl and flew towards the notebook, and you saw it...]

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Nan also shared the situation on his side. His notebook is still alive, but there is a golden retriever pressing his legs on the main keypad, stretching his tongue and licking and licking on the screen.

Everyone's situation seems to be the same. Anyway, the moment I saw the young lady, the cat and the dog stretched their necks, and they tilted their heads and twisted their necks to see. However, at most other houses are licking and licking. There are basically no miserables like Xiang Chao. He is the only one. The conclusion is that it is the dog's problem.

What's wrong with raising a husky?

[Chao, listen to me, you are the dog, no one dares to accept it if you want to give it away...]

[I am afraid that the monkey sanctuary is not looking down on it, but can't raise it. 】

[In my last life, I was a member of the demolition team. 】

I heard that Yu Xia's show is going to be broadcast tonight, and it will be broadcast immediately. Xiang Chao slapped the dog in the face. It was too late to buy one, so he pushed the dog down on the sofa, hugged it, and watched it on his mobile phone. . At this time, the pet enthusiasts in N city basically saw the sharing in the circle of friends.

This is the little sister who has fascinated thousands of cats and dogs in N City! The big guy standing on the top of the pyramid! Why did the show team ask her to record this? This show is going to be fried, it will definitely be fried, sit tight and support, don't drink water, don't eat instant noodles, be careful of choking!

The propaganda of pet enthusiasts has given the show a little bit of popularity, but that number is really nothing. At this time, Yu Xia's fans were far less black than hers, and there were discussions on the barrage about how much money to put in to get up. She was so pretty, why did she have to take shortcuts? Pet shop owners are crazy these days.

Yu Xia had a lot of fans in N City, and there were a few short-tempered people who couldn't help but tear up with these Internet trolls who didn't know anything about opening their mouths, and they were stopped by the brothers in the group.

The show is about to start broadcasting during an advertisement time. Once the rumors are broadcast, they are self-defeating, so why are they arguing?

How dark it is now, how painful it will be to slap in the face later.

The young lady standing at the top of the food chain is not black to anyone.

...

In the first ten minutes, she still complained a lot, especially after the red and blue teams completed the draw, the barrage slammed the blue team together, saying that this was intentional? It's over. After the traffic niche changed to the red team, this kind of speculation was completely confirmed. Someone was already leading the rhythm on the barrage, saying that the red team must pass five barriers and six generals to become crazy fans, and the blue team is stupid. , it's not that he is live streaming.

I read this many times. When the two teams took off-road vehicles to their respective starting points, the red team quarreled for a long time, and finally packed their bags and took the first step. As for the blue team, the young lady entered the jungle alone, and she left the team. .

When watching a variety show, the audience will naturally dislike the kind of person who does not fit in with the group or has a big idea, and feels that she will be a trouble if she drags her feet. I think that you should obey at this time, don't have so many thoughts, and don't delay everyone's time. .

When Yu Xia just left the team, the barrage was like this, and some people said that it was coming, and the first wave of death was coming!

Facts have proved that it is indeed here, the boss's pretense teaching is here, when Yu Xia came back with the bison herd, it was really full of ellipses.

[Uh, this is a little embarrassing. 】

[Just now, I said that the blue team will definitely sell stupid and guess the wrong brother who eats shi on the live broadcast? 】

[Ding dong, open the door quickly, the fresh heat you just bought online has arrived buddy. 】

[No kidding, isn't this fuckin' P going up? Bison ah, very aggressive! ! 】

At the point when the baby bison made its debut, the barrage ushered in the first wave of big explosions. The pet enthusiasts who had been holding their breaths could finally straighten their backs and speak. Those who disliked it from the beginning of the trailer to the feature film were embarrassed. They watched a group of big men with frightened legs and trembling voices, and they didn't dare to get close. Qi Shuishuan said that the young lady just needs to appease the emotions of the bison, and package this kind of thing and leave it to them.

The blue team just won at the starting line. They swept away all the things prepared by the program team and swept them away.

In fact, the guests on the red team have been curious for a long time. They have always wanted to know why the blue team can easily get through it. Until now, everything has been answered, and they broke the head and grabbed the quota and exchanged the traffic to the red team. It was dark, and even though the show had only been on for twenty minutes, he had already guessed how the Internet would ridicule him.

Originally, he blocked the barrage, but at this moment there was an impulse in his heart, which drove him to open the barrage, and it exploded as soon as he opened it. After the discussion on "Live Streaming", some brothers remembered the wave of operations after the group was formed——

[Tell me a joke, a certain traffic man blushed and had a thick neck, sharpened his head and squeezed into the red team. 】

[Hahahaha, Chai Ge smiled, I want to thank this buddy for taking care of me. 】

[Think about it now, this is also willing to change, is it a fool? 】

[I guess the program team didn't lift Miss Sister's bottom in advance, the program team is bad~]

Seeing that the blue team resisted all the tools without any effort, the traffic Xiaosheng felt that he was about to commit a heart attack. He had just breathed a sigh of relief, and the white-cheeked gibbon appeared.

The moment he saw the gibbon, he also thought that it wasn't just us who were unlucky. In the next five minutes, Baby Ape gave Yu Xia a lot of fruit, and the fruit store sold very expensive ones. Delivering fruit, receiving fruit, dividing fruit, eating fruit, and finally teaching monkeys to dance... The audience watching the show sitting in front of the computer died of laughter. There were people who were choking on water and choking on melons. This wave is really choking. many people.

The blue team is already exciting enough, and the red team has a rough contrast.

Look at the monkey next door kindly giving fruit to others. What about the monkey here? First, I piled a small pile of bananas on the ground. When you go to get them, they will catch you and call your friends to beat you, pick the fruit and smash you, and even grab your bag! Not to mention robbing your bag, after the show crew opened the back door to replenish the supplies, they shot back and ransacked the second time with a carbine.

【Is this the monkey of Huaguo Mountain? The monkey is fine! 】

[I can't imagine how everyone on the red team survived, the treatment on both sides is so **** different! 】

[What about the person who said that the lady and sister spent money on the show? you come out! If you have the ability, give it to me! 】

[I was wrong, I knelt down and spoke QAQ]

[Apologize to the boss. 】

When the advertisement was inserted in the middle, the screen was full of apologies. Taking advantage of this time, the fascinated audience hurried to Weibo to sell Amway, and there were also many people in the group. It is said that the survival show on Pineapple Channel is very good-looking, although more than half of the twelve guests are stupid, but starting from fifteen minutes, you will no longer have them in your eyes, you can't see them, only the blue team has a halo 's lady.

When others enter the virgin forest to take risks, she is like returning to her hometown.

Didn't you say monkeys only rob things? The monkey will give her something, and the gift is the tropical fruit that is very expensive in the fruit store!

Because there are too many flashpoints in this episode of Crossing the Rainforest, Taili tried his best to cut out three episodes. The first episode ended after camping. The last scene was the two brothers in the blue team making a fire. Yu Xia was responsible for going to the beach to fetch water. As a result, I brought three crocodiles back, which frightened my teammates. The big men were sitting on the ground crying, ooh, ooh, crying, and shouting that it was a crocodile! It's a crocodile! Mom, I'm going home...

If it was normal, the big man would cry like this, and he would be slapped with an invisible slap.

This time, a friend who watched the live broadcast gave him a full screen of wax, and he felt so distressed that he wanted to cry.

Even Heizi, who received the money, couldn't bear it, and he thought it would be too miserable. He was afraid that he would commit sins any more. This is worse than a beast!

Instead, they cried like the fool's brother's sister and mother, and after a brief moment of dumbfoundedness, they thumped and laughed so hard that they burst into tears.

[Don't call your mother, your mother can't save you, you should meditate on the rich/strong/democracy/democracy/civilization/ming/harmony/harmony...]

[The young lady shows an embarrassed smile. 】

[Miss is stunned. 】

I'm so happy to watch it, the first episode of Crossing the Rainforest is over, and Pineapple Station is still waiting for the praise from the audience's gentlemen, praising their conscience! It's not the same as those shows that only know how to make gimmicks! They are the clear stream of the variety show world!

As soon as he turned around, the official blog fell. Bison baby, gibbon baby, and crocodile baby did not climb the hot search, and they were the first to go up. The gentlemen in the audience pointed their names and said: You are numb! Halfway through the show and tell us to see you next Saturday, I'll **** you!

At the same time, those who frantically sold Amway during the advertising time to deceive people into the pit were also turned—

Break up! Break up!

You dare to sell Amway before the first issue is over! Stuck here for a week, you're going to suffocate me! ! !

Some people chased for thousands of miles and asked the show team to quickly release the next episode, and some people wailed enough and posted: [Has anyone watched the show on Pineapple Channel, come to 818, the woman at the top of the food chain! 】

As soon as the post went out, a large group of people came in, saying that at the beginning of the show, I felt that the young lady has a sweet voice and a good temper, but there are too many such people in the circle, which is not uncommon. After fifteen minutes, I was completely stunned. , the aura is almost three meters eight! Seeing the young lady smiling and bringing back the bison crocodile, she was really convinced.

Bend and bend, a variety show will break it for me, Miss Sister is so cute, I miss the day!

I told another one at the bottom that the baby crocodile walking slowly behind the little sister is also super cute, I miss it!

[Emmmmmm phantom limbs, I'm afraid I don't want them anymore. 】

[Please Miss Weibo! 】

【Who remembers the address of the pet store? At the beginning, I just licked the stupid kid who was scrambling to break his head and was going to the red team to endure hardships, and didn't pay attention to the young lady in the corner. 】

[I also watched it for cooking. After watching the first episode, I was completely fanned by the young lady, and I can't remember the voice, face and smile of cooking. 】

[Several people upstairs +1]