Kung Fu Movie Time Travel

Chapter 7 Meeting Thirteenth Aunt for the First Time

The teahouse in Guangzhou is the busiest place in the local morning. People eat barbecued pork, drink morning tea, listen to ditties and gossip, as if all worries do not exist at this time.

“Boy, let’s have another basket of barbecued pork!”

"Here we go!"

"Boy, the tea is gone, make another pot of tea!"

"okay!"

The shouts of the guests and the shouts of the waiter came and went in the light ditty.

On the street, three Christian priests, together with a group of half-year-old children, walked toward the teahouse while holding two plaques that read "God so loved the world" and singing "Hallelujah...".

An old man who was playing ditty upstairs heard the Christian songs coming closer and closer on the street and shouted loudly: "The foreign devils are here again!"

Suddenly, the other ditty players seemed to be insulted. The speed of the ditty was obviously accelerated, and the sound was obviously raised a lot, as if this could prove something!

The old Christian priests who walked downstairs naturally raised their voices in singing hymns as they walked downstairs. This scene seemed to have happened many times.

Suddenly, the sound of "flute..." came from the sea. It was the whistle of a warship. At this moment, the world suddenly became quiet.

Everyone immediately turned their heads to look in the direction of the sea, with fear in their eyes. After a while, they breathed a sigh of relief after hearing no gunfire.

The voices of those playing ditties and singing hymns rang out again. Yo ho, the noise returned to its original state.

Liu Nan, who was standing under the teahouse with Huang Feihong, saw this scene and felt both funny and sad at the same time. He wanted dignity but was afraid of war. This is what most people in this era are like.

On the top floor of the teahouse, there are birdcages hanging everywhere, and the chirping of birds is endless.

Most of the people on this floor are local people with a certain status. One of them, a middle-aged man with a rich dress and a big belly, said with a sad face: "There are more foreigners in the provincial capital now, and life is difficult."

Then he envied an old man next to him who was also well-dressed: "Mr. Zhang, you are so powerful that you can do business with foreign devils!"

Zhang Weng was holding a big pipe and lighting a cigarette, and said modestly: "I can't make a living in my hometown, so I have to go to England to work as a cow or a horse!"

"This time, Lao Zhao brought a imperial concubine to take pictures with you. This bird stole the show." Another person next to him immediately said.

"It's a joke to take pictures, you can take one later," Zhang Weng said with a smile.

The man immediately raised his hands and thanked me: "Thank you for taking care of me!" He looked excited. This was the first time in his life to take a photo, how could he not be excited?

At this moment, a respectful voice suddenly came from the stairs: "Master Huang!" It was Liu Nan who followed Huang Feihong upstairs.

Huang Feihong also smiled and cupped his hands and replied: "Hello, fellow villagers!"

As soon as Zhang Weng heard the sound, he immediately came out and shouted kindly: "Feihong, you are here!"

Huang Feihong looked at Zhang Weng and said with a smile: "Uncle, I haven't seen you for a few years, you are even more energetic!"

"TOEFL, TOEFL, Feihong, look, who is back with me this time?" Zhang Weng turned around with a smile and pointed behind him.

Liu Nan had been following Huang Feihong. When he heard this, he also followed Huang Feihong and looked behind Zhang Weng.

Not far behind Zhang Weng, I saw an old-fashioned camera standing there. Four tall wooden legs supported the camera above, and there was a black cloth covering the camera.

A girl in Western clothes was burying her head under the black cloth and adjusting something. At this time, I heard a voice peeking out from under the black cloth.

She wears a round hat on her black hair, has big eyes, a small nose, and skin as white as gelatin. She is such a young and beautiful girl.

Liu Nan, who has been influenced by modern beauties, was stunned when he saw this woman.

The girl's eyes lit up when she saw Huang Feihong, and she walked over with her skirt in hand.

"Aunt Thirteen?"

"Phenom!"

The two of them shouted at the same time, and Liu Nan suddenly realized at this moment, isn't this the future master's wife? No wonder it looks so good.

Huang Feihong was obviously very happy when he saw Aunt Thirteen, and hugged his fist towards Aunt Thirteen.

At this time, Aunt Thirteen came up and held Huang Feihong's hand and moved it up and down a few times.

Liu Nan saw Huang Feihong's confused expression and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "She wants to shake hands with you!"

Aunt Thirteen also explained: "When foreigners meet, they shake hands."

At the same time, he pulled the foreign girl next to him and said to Huang Feihong: "Let me introduce to you, her name is Joanna."

Joanna stepped forward and shook Huang Feihong's hand and said politely: "How do you do?"

Huang Feihong looked confused and asked Liu Nan in a low voice: "Do, what do?"

Liu Nan replied in a low voice: "Master, she speaks English and is greeting you. Does she mean how are you?"

"Oh!" Huang Feihong understood.

Zhang Weng, who was standing next to him, quickly showed off to Huang Feihong and said, "Feihong, just answer her, Xi'an pork, Xi'an pork!"

Huang Feihong quickly turned to the Western woman and said with a smile: "Ah, pork... pork..."

Liu Nan almost laughed like a pig, thinking about the usually serious chef talking about, "fuck the meat, buckle the meat." The scene was so beautiful.

Then Huang Feihong pointed to Liu Nan behind him, who was trying to hold back his laughter, and said, "This is Liu Nan, my new apprentice last year."

Liu Nan hurriedly stepped forward to shake hands with Zhang Weng and Thirteenth Aunt, said hello, and finally faced Joanna with a smile and said: "Nice to meet you! My name is Liu Nan, Welcome to China!"

Joanna's eyes lit up when she heard Liu Nan speak English, and she replied with a smile: "Nice to meet you, too! My name is Joanna, thank you!"

Liu Nan deliberately spoke this paragraph of standard English not to show off, because when he first became a disciple of Huang Feihong, he said that he had stayed in London and returned to China after his parents died.

At this time, speaking fluent English in public can prove this point, and it will also make it easier for him to act later.

In this era, although most people hate foreigners, some people even call people wearing foreign clothes "fake foreign devils."

However, the social status of people who have studied abroad will not be low when they return home. People who curse "fake foreign devils" may not be jealous, which is often said to be "sour grapes".

Sure enough, people around Liu Nan, including Zhang Weng, changed their attitudes when they heard that he spoke fluent English.

At this time, Zhang Weng said to Huang Feihong: "Feihong, let's go take a picture with the bird?"

"Okay!" Huang Feihong replied, and he and Zhang Weng walked to the chairs prepared in front of the camera, and sat on the left and right. The imperial concubine bird was placed on the middle table.

"Feihong, taking pictures is very easy." Zhang Weng looked like he was very experienced in taking pictures.

"How to take a photo?" Huang Feihong asked

"Just look at the camera in front of you." Zhang Weng pointed to the front.

Aunt Thirteen also explained: "Don't move, otherwise the photo will not be beautiful. Sit tight!"

After hearing this, Huang Feihong immediately sat up straight and looked at the camera with a stiff expression.

Looking at Huang Feihong's expression, Liu Nan also smiled secretly. He found that the master no longer had the usual feeling of being a master when facing these things. In fact, it was quite interesting.

"Ready, one, two, three!" Aunt Thirteen put her head on the black cloth and held the shutter button in her hand outside. When she counted to three, press it!

"Stuck!" With a sound, the camera suddenly shot forward and sprayed out a burst of fire.

It was too late, but soon, Huang Feihong kicked on Zhang Weng's chair and jumped back with the help of his strength. The two of them avoided the fire at the same time.

Unfortunately, the precious "Queen's Bird" in the birdcage on the table had its feathers burned black.

Upon seeing this, Joanna picked up a pot of water next to her and started to pour it into the birdcage, hoping to save the bird.

Aunt Thirteen quickly stepped forward to stop her and said, "That's boiling water!"

The two of them were in a hurry, and the pot fell to the ground with hot water splashing everywhere. Huang Feihong stepped forward and pulled Aunt Thirteen back to protect her in his arms, and hurriedly asked with concern: "How is it, how is it, is it hot? "

"No!" Aunt Thirteen said in a panic.

"This foreign stuff is too dangerous, don't play with it anymore," Huang Feihong advised Aunt Thirteen.

"Powder, put a little too much," Aunt Thirteen said in a low voice, gesturing with her hands.

Zhang Weng stepped forward with his face flushed and scolded Thirteenth Aunt: "You are so embarrassed and you told me not to move!"

The main thing is that so many people gathered around to take pictures of them today. It was originally a very honorable thing, but now it has become a joke.

Huang Feihong stepped forward and joked: "Uncle, thank you for calling me here. Otherwise, you would be just like this bird."

"Isn't it?" Zhang Weng agreed with his face. Then he pulled Huang Feihong aside to a deserted place and said: "I will leave in two days. Your thirteenth aunt has been in England for two years and has been clamoring all day long to come back to Tangshan. This is good and saves money." She hangs out with foreigners, help me, watch her for me."

"Looking at her?" Huang Feihong asked again

"Yeah!" Zhang Weng confirmed

Huang Feihong turned to look at Aunt Thirteen. The slim Aunt Thirteen blinked and stared at Huang Feihong with her big eyes. When Huang Feihong turned around to look at her, she gave Huang Feihong a smile.

Looking at the lovely Thirteenth Aunt, Huang Feihong couldn't help but smile, and replied to Zhang Weng: "I will take good care of Thirteenth Aunt!"

Liu Nan saw Huang Feihong chatting with Aunt Thirteen and wanted to go back to Baozhilin without him having anything to do. He was not interested in socializing in the first place. In his previous life, he had to socialize in order to make money.

Now, he wants to spend more time on practicing martial arts and learning medicine to save people. After he has practiced kung fu well and has the ability to protect himself, he also wants to visit all over the country, and even the whole world, and experience A different scenery, this was something he had always wanted to do in his previous life but had no time to do.

Liu Nan stepped forward when Huang Feihong was not busy and said, "Master, I'm going back to Baozhilin first. I'm afraid that the second senior brother will be too busy alone."

"Okay, then Anan, you can go back to Baozhilin first. If you have any difficult patients, come and see me," Huang Feihong replied.

When Liu Nan saw Huang Feihong agreed, he quietly retreated. He left the teahouse alone and walked towards Baozhi while admiring the street view.

When he met some patients he had seen on the road, they would greet him cordially and shout: "Hello, Master Xiaonan!" Some would even give him some home-cooked food.

In fact, this is one of the reasons why he likes to study medicine!

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