Kyojuro, the life of a Hokage since the age of one

"This is a cowardly mushroom. It's basically the same as a small spray mushroom, but it's better concealed. This is a street lamp flower, your little lamp ball,"

Facing everyone's gaze, the cowardly mushroom went straight into the depths of the tamped board as soon as he was summoned.

Zhenhong looked at Zhang Ren, "If I remember correctly, you stood on it and stepped on it for a long time before making this thing, right? Even if you poke it with a stick, you can only make shallow marks."

Zhang Ren nodded. As a maker, he had full confidence in the durability and hardness of this thing.

A small mushroom easily drilled a hole into such a slab that is comparable to real rocks? ? ?

This is not a mushroom, this is a drill!

"Well, and..."

besides?

The Uchihas had a bad premonition in their hearts;

Xing Jurou had such an attitude that even the magical sunshine mushroom didn't make him hesitate. How special is the plant he is going to summon next?

Anjuro hesitated slightly and summoned the cat-headed cattails that screamed across the screen.

He really couldn't understand why the cattails began to meow like elephants and were unwilling to meow.

Moreover, there is an unexpected parenthesis after its name on the panel.

【Cattail cattail (snapdragon)】

What was summoned this time was not a cute cattail with a pink and white cat head, but a strange... flower?

The slightly swaying flower stems were topped with lumps of huge goldfish. The goldfish's eyes seemed to be about to pop out, and then...

"Oh...gia!!!!!!!!"

The weird cry made all the dead cover their ears, and even Xing Jurou stared at the thing that appeared out of thin air in disbelief.

What kind of thing did he summon? ?

The explanation given on the panel is, [Cattail cattail is a very special existence. It has different appearances in this world and the next. It is somewhere between animals and plants. It can reproduce on its own and has extremely high edible value and Medicinal value~]

Anjuro stared at the last tilde for a long time. Why did he feel that his panel liked cattail cattails (snapdragons)?

Death seemed to like it too.

He was flying directly above the snapdragons, facing the snapdragons in an inverted posture with his head facing downwards.

If the black holes in His face were eyes.

"Hahahahahaha, what is this! So cute! The scream sounds so disgusting! Oh! gia~~~"

For a time, the underworld echoed with the cries of death and snapdragons.

...It’s so noisy!

Tomiko Uzumaki asked loudly, "Anjuro, what on earth is this????"

Anjuro also shouted loudly, "It's called Snapdragon! It's both an animal and a plant!"

As if she heard him being introduced, Snapdragon finally shut up and stayed obediently at Anjurou's side.

Anshouro breathed a long sigh of relief. He had never spoken so loudly in his life. He was so tired.

According to the information given on the panel, why is the information on Snapdragon so detailed? For other plants, at most, they just give a general description of how to use them!

"It can make a sound, and the goldfish part on it is both a fruit and a flower. It is edible. It tastes like fish meat without the fishy smell of ordinary river fish."

For a moment, the Uchihas had sinister expressions on their faces.

How can someone eat such disgusting things?

Uchihas in this world said that this thing doesn't look disgusting in this world! Although it’s really weird that a cat head tastes like fish, it’s also really delicious!

"Snapdragon...can understand short instructions, like this,"

Xingjulang tentatively moved a few steps away, then waved to Snapdragon, "Come here!"

The snapdragon actually used its roots to pull up the clods of soil wrapped around its roots, and jumped to Anjuro's side step by step.

The God of Death held his face and sighed, "So smart and cute♦!"

“I really want to plant all the underworld with snapdragon paste!!!”

No! ! ! !

The God of Death couldn't hear everyone's voices and was tirelessly asking Xingjulang how to grow snapdragons.

Anjuro, who had become accustomed to ugliness after looking at it for a long time, simply drew the appearance of snapdragons in various stages on the board.

"These are all tiny and tiny. They are flower buds, and they can also be called fry."

"Then when it grows older, the sarcoma-like part on the top of the head will become like a chrysanthemum. This state should be the flowering period. If you want to breed new snapdragons, you must seize this period and keep the two snapdragons close to each other. "

"Well...their flowering period is very short, and then they will turn into ordinary snapdragons. Oh, by the way, once the goldfish part falls off, it will wither. If it doesn't fall off, it seems that it can keep growing. The highest it should be. Grows to three to five meters."

Death pinched his chin and concluded, "So it's best to plant many snapdragons together so that you don't miss their flowering period."

"Ah, I'm really looking forward to the day when I can see the sea of ​​snapdragons~"

Uchiha Motohito's mind was spinning rapidly, say something! Say something to stop this crazy idea!

"Lord Death, snapdragons don't seem to be able to absorb chakra from ninjas like mushrooms."

As he spoke, he frantically made family gestures to Anjuro.

Kyojuro, who received the signal, spoke up, "Indeed, it is more of a food or medicine. It is said that it can make people energetic after being concentrated, but the effect is also related to what it absorbs. If you keep feeding poison, the whole goldfish will be full of toxins."

... Who would use poison to grow snapdragons?

(In another distant world, Shinobu Kocho confidently walked into the snapdragon beauty pageant with her proud purple-black snapdragon.)

"Hey... But I really want to see the grand occasion of snapdragons growing everywhere!"

Yoshinari gave a suggestion, "Shinigami, why don't you plant snapdragons in the location of the Sanzu River that Kyojuro mentioned? There are fish in the river, which makes sense."

"Makes sense!"

After finally piercing the horrible fantasy of the Shinigami, the Uchiha also joined the discussion about snapdragons,

"So the part of that goldfish Is it a flower or a fruit?"

"Since it can bloom, it will also produce seeds. Wait, is it a seed or an egg?"

"If it can be pollinated... can it be crossbred to select the quality?"

"Don't say such terrible things. You are not still thinking of holding a snapdragon competition, are you?"

"Why not? Just treat it as a pet. It can understand commands and can bark. It is similar to your cat, right?"

"Shut up! You are insulting cats!!! You disgusting goldfish pie!!!"

Uzumaki Tomiko successfully aroused public anger.

………………

After seeing the strange plants of Kyojuro, the Uchiha who had died for decades were shocked.

If the world is full of snapdragons... Fortunately, I died early.

Zhang Ren even thought that Kyojuro was perverted by his life experience, otherwise how could a good boy summon such a hellish plant as snapdragon.

Damn, that thing can even play hopscotch with the god of death with a flower pot!

Uzumaki Tomiko was very happy. Although she was more of a turtle, she liked the fact that the underworld had one more animal or plant to play with.

Life was like this. Enjoying the unexpected calmly was her ninja way!

Because they didn't know how long Kyojuro's body could last, after figuring out the specific effects and cultivation conditions of those plants, the Uchiha quickly made a plan with reference to the capitals of the Land of Fire and the Land of Lightning.

The buildings were arranged in a rectangular shape, with the Road of Life as the axis, running through the north and south, and divided into east and west. In the middle was the shrine of the god of death, and in the four directions of the southeast, northwest and northeast were each a judgment hall, responsible for the judgment of killing, fraud, sexual crimes and reincarnation.

In addition to these main buildings, the outside was an open space left for the Uchiha or the ghost messengers who would be added in the future, and they could build their residences as they wished.

Around the temple was the moat that the god of death strongly required.

Although there was no water, it was still a river, because it would be full of snapdragons.

Yes, the god of death is not satisfied with only the snapdragons in the Sanzu River. He wants to see clusters of snapdragons greeting him with vigor every day when he opens his eyes.

The wilderness radiating outward from the main city is a work area planned according to the preferences of the plants and the sins committed by the dead. Currently, the only punishment the dead have to accept is to grow mushrooms.