Lanke Chess Edge

I originally wanted to write this part of the content earlier, but the two days of the meeting last year were really exhausting. I just went home and was exhausted, and I caught up with my uncle Wu Qi the next day. Anyone who knows a little knows that before the funeral and the five The seventh is the two most important stages in the funeral process, and our funeral customs are very troublesome, there are gold and silver bridges, nine tables to climb the ladder, burning paper man and paper house, a lot of things, until midnight, super tired...

I finally have some free time today, so I can write down some personal experiences that are interesting and suitable for sharing.

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First of all, on January 5th, with a slightly excited mood, I got up, packed my things and set off.

I was still on the high-speed rail and PY was fine. I arrived at Hongqiao in Shanghai at about the same time. The milk rider (the legend of the paladin) and the twelve (the twelve-winged dark seraphim) hugged their thighs in advance, and they were not alone when they went to the venue.

At this moment, I think I have arrived at the last year's meeting. My luck is not bad. First, the milk rider is a big boss, with thick thighs and strong hair, and then Twelve, like me, participated in the annual meeting for the first time. The two cute newbies can relieve the tension. Secondly, I worked in Shanghai I have been here for 6 years, so I am familiar with it, the right time, the right place and the right people!

Oh yes, I met Mr. Liu Xiahui and Mr. Yu in the small group in advance. They belonged to a small program at the annual meeting together. Fortunately, he and Yu were still in the same room.

Me, Naiqi, Twelve, the three of us took the subway to the location, and found that there were two or three Sheratons next to each other. After making a mistake, we arrived smoothly. Sign in, get the invitation letter, choose the location you should choose, and get the gift to receive gifts.

This also proves my hunch sideways. I obviously forgot to bring the power bank and data cable. There is a power bank in the reading gift, and it can also be charged wirelessly.

When I checked in, the front desk said that the people living with me had arrived, but they were not there when I went, and I came back after a while, but brought back a filming group.

'I'll go, what's the situation? '

It took me a long time to understand that the person who lives with me is "Yu", who was worried about the program and annual meeting together on WeChat before, fate.

Then the filming team wanted to interview him, because I came and interviewed me by the way, the awkwardness of the two of them facing the camera, I have never been a stage fright, but that time was really awkward.

One of the dialogues is as follows:

Yu: Trouble, have you read my "Nine-Star Poisonous Milk"?

Me: Ah, not yet!

Yu: Then why don't you hurry up and see it!

Me: Oh oh oh, I must see it!

Yu: Ha ha ha ha...

Me: Hehehehe...

...

The expressions of both of them were bleeding from embarrassment.

Well, after we arrived, we actually took a break for half an hour. Several of our writers who were going to participate in the "My Dream" program all went down to gather (it should be 11 people, but there will be a few people who are still there because the schedule is too fast. I didn’t arrive on the way), in the hotel lobby, hey, I ate a banana in the room before I had breakfast and lunch.

I saw the big stone octopus downstairs. I didn't realize it at first, because there is still a gap between the photo of the real person and the author's avatar. I personally think that although the photo looks younger, the real person is more temperamental than the photo. Feel!

Of course, there is teacher "Naiyue" who is more senior, a highly respected senior author. Although he has settled in Shanghai, he is actually a fellow from my hometown, and he hit it off.

It's a rehearsal, but I'm actually familiar with the process of positioning and understanding. Except for the four big guys who have some lines, the others just touch a star jar as the background. We authors are not good at too fancy.

Then I took out my phone and started taking pictures, and sent some photos and short videos to some buddies in the group to see the style of the annual meeting. Maybe more reserved.

But things like faces can be ignored at an appropriate time, and besides, not many people know me.

By the way, Liu Xiahui is really handsome, tall and handsome.

Hehehe, after a few rounds of rehearsals, I went to the lounge and met a group of big bosses, namely Squid, Zhiniaocun, Elbow, Tianrui Shuofu and others.

Damn, what else is there to say, just move up and get acquainted, shake hands, flatter and add WeChat one-stop, of course, if you are not familiar with it, you can't let it go.

I have to talk about this kind of guy, Tianrui said Fu, and I started to mistake him for the eagle. The voice of the boss is very low. When I asked the pseudonym, I heard a string of four characters, and I only heard the first "Tian" clearly. words, and then other bigwigs added WeChat, which was more or less related to the pen name or had a note name in the group.

But only Tianrui Shuofu boss, whose WeChat name is a string of "0", has no profile picture, no information, no remarks, and no Moments dynamics.

I'm going, cold sweat, who is adding this, will I be beaten if I ask again?

In the end, he abruptly used the investigation method to deduce that it might be Tianrui's talisman, and then asked Yu to confirm it later, before he decided that he was right.

Alright, now the bosses in the lounge are chatting with each other, but my inner turmoil remains calm.

Finally, I waited for the opportunity!

On the sofa next to the squid girl, a big guy went out because of the show, I instantly activated it and sat directly behind him on the right side.

Tut tut tut...

I've always been a rational person, and I've never chased celebrities, but if you talk about the online literature circle, Squid Girl can be counted as one of the authors I admire the most, and it's not an exaggeration to say that she is an idol.

I think the reason why I started writing at the beginning, except for a small part of (shouting) "money money money money!" The short story about the motivation to write the Arcane Throne shocked me, and I had a strong desire to confide in it.

Cough, keep talking, keep talking.

This time I will take the opportunity to chat with the squid girl, and then I thought about it, how can I not take pictures?

So, I yelled: "Big brother, take a picture!"

The squid girl probably hasn't recovered yet, she turned around and saw my outstretched scissor hands, and then made a "click".

Okay, show off in the group!

...

The rehearsal on the first day was intense and exciting, but at least it was over at night. I was tired and hungry and went to eat the buffet. Unfortunately, the buffet in this five-star hotel is not very good to be honest. It may be too hungry, but it’s okay anyway. Too many cravings to eat.

But the key at this time is to eat? of course not!

I'm starting to brew my evil plan!

Before I came here, I made a plan. If I want to find an author, I must first confirm the person from other bosses, and then approach him as if I don’t know him, and ask politely: "Boss, What is your author's name? Let's get to know each other!"

Hey, the person I'm looking for is Ganda, which means "Get Away".

Tut tut tut!

Imagine that scene, I asked politely, and the other party held back for a long time and said "Get out", it's so interesting!

So I started looking for big roll!

It's a pity, it's a pity, the sky doesn't fulfill people's wishes, and I come every year, but this year I have to prepare a new book, so I didn't come, of course I didn't know about it at that time.

Hey, obediently go back to the room to make up the code words, until after two o'clock in the morning, and finally updated the day's.

Early the next morning, Yu said that he might have a cold and was tired, so he asked me if he snored last night and whether it affected my rest.

Hey, just kidding, at home, my wife doesn't snore, but she grinds her teeth!

Your inaudible snoring, compared to my wife's grinding teeth? It doesn't matter at all!

Then the original plan was to go to the venue at four or five in the afternoon the next day. As a result, we, who had a program, changed the time halfway.

It turned into going after lunch and, in the case of most of us, basically getting up and going.

At noon, the banquet hall happened to be with a group of tycoons again. The tycoons such as Elbow, Tianya, and Wuhen were chatting about something, Xiaomengxin, I just dared to smile.

Basically didn't eat anything, after all, I just got up, had some breakfast, couldn't eat lunch, so I drank some happy water.

As a result, when we arrived at the venue, we still couldn’t get in through the back door. In fact, we were stuck here for a while the day before, but later we got a few work permits. Today, we were blocked for a long time.

Several male authors squatted in a row at the door, I was so hung up that I resisted the urge to take a photo, for fear of being killed!

After finally getting in, I started to wait in the lounge after a few rounds of rehearsal, during which more and more authors came.

Then I saw Qi Peijia and Lao Ying, these two are also coquettish, playing around with soy sauce, Pi Pijia is wearing a white suit with a red shirt, the coquettish ones don't want it.

I too became agitated again.

Take pictures, shoot videos in circles, most of them don’t know me anyway!

wrong! What did I miscalculate! The list of the Twelve Heavenly Kings has been released, and some people already know me!

For example, Mr. Xun Qingteng walked up to me with a silly face and asked me if it was really troublesome. I was flattered at the time, but I also realized that I might not be able to show up anymore!

But can't stop!

Seeing the tricky boss come in to pour water over there, shout "Master Cat, turn around" in the dark corner, and then get ready for the phone shutter.

As a result, the other party was scheming and well prepared, and directly compared with a scissors hand, which was faster than mine, so that the scissors hand I raised was put down, and only his was patted.

The third young master in the middle also came in once, stayed for a short time, and kept chatting at the other end, there were too many people, even I didn't dare to go too far, I couldn't take a suitable photo, it's a pity.

With the start of the actor admission meeting, other authors have left one after another. We have to stay here. We didn't go to the red carpet, and we couldn't watch it. We can only wait for our show to end.

But there are also advantages. In the past, some actors walked by backstage, and the distance was very close.

At that time, I was thinking, if I stretch out my hand and hit the opponent's head, I should be able to hit it!

By the way, Zhao Liying herself is much thinner than on TV. Two burly men were guarding the front and back. I didn't realize it at the time, but the female author next to me said "Zhao Liying!", and I realized it.

Our show is called "My Dream". The first four big guys have lines, and the next seven of us will appear with Zhang Liangying, holding a glass star jar as a background board.

Although it was simple, I almost re-recorded it. If I really re-recorded it, I would have to wait until after midnight, but luckily I didn't.

After that, I changed out of the stage T-shirt and put on my own warm clothes to watch the show, and received a wave of fanatical decibel attacks from fans of Xiao Zhan and Zhu Yilong.

In the middle of the party, Mr. Stone Octopus and I picked up a mobile phone and handed it back to the benefactor smoothly.

There is nothing to say about shooting celebrities. Many authors went to have extra meals after the party. We were really tired after two days of rehearsal, so we went back. He Yu ordered a barbecue takeaway.

The next morning is the return journey, and by the way, I am looking for milk riding and Yu's signature.

Yu's signature is requested by my wife and colleagues, milk riding, Wu Ton asked me for help, because her aunt is a big fan of milk riding, so I asked her to block milk riding.

I have always been worried that my handwriting is ugly. After seeing the signatures of these two big guys, I feel much more at ease!

Then this time, I still didn't give up on my plan to find Gunda, but in the end I found out that Gunda really didn't come, woohoo, what a pity!

Well, I changed hands to another group and added Gunda WeChat, and told him about the plan, and the reply I got was—"It's too bad!"

In fact, there are many messy and trivial things in the middle, and I have known many authors, but I will not repeat them one by one.