Lazy God Possession

At midday of Yan Yanyan, Cicada was weak, and several police cars were parked in the parking space under the tree in the back yard of Wenji County Chengguan Police Station.

Seventy-eight civilians are lined up outside a police car number 0088. In order to withstand the sun, some of them are holding umbrellas, some are blocking the sun with newspapers, some are blowing wind with hats, and sweating one by one His face was full, his eyes glared at the front, and his mouth muttered, "It's me, it's me, you hurry up, two minutes a person, a little disciplined!"

Even if it's hot and dizzy, he doesn't want to leave.

Not only did I not leave, they had to squeeze forward, for fear that their position would be occupied.

"Brother Zhang, you see the sun is so poisonous, you should just go back and blow the air conditioner. If you have a heat stroke again, that would be a big deal."

"Get off your stinky boy, why don't you go back and blow the air conditioner?" The household registration police officer Zhang was transferred to the household registration police after he was injured. He was also hot-tempered at first, and when he heard that he raised his hand, he beat him, but he refused to leave .

He hit Xiaoli with two punches, Lao Zhang raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and quickly dragged the door: "Okay, okay, finally it's my turn!"

He said, holding a thin monkey in the plain-clothes plain clothes that was lying on the co-pilot, dragged him out, and sat inside.

"Ah ..." As soon as he sat in the front passenger seat, Lao Zhang said comfortably. I just feel that this seat fits everywhere, is uncomfortable everywhere, soft seats, cool mat seats, the wind blowing from the air conditioner in front is just right, and the slight vibration of the engine is like massaging.

The old man took a long breath and searched his intestines and scratched his belly. He couldn't find a word to describe this feeling. If he wanted to compare it, he would chase the fugitive when he was young. After a long day and night of exhaustion, he would throw himself in the warm bed at home Don't worry, it feels the same before going to sleep.

I was so comfortable and missed.

I was sitting here, it seemed that I could not feel the old problems on the lumbar spine.

"Chen has changed the seat?" Two minutes later, Lao Zhang stood up with the great perseverance of an old criminal policeman, wondering Xiao Li, who was so anxious that the monkey was going to get in: "Where did you change it? How much? I'll change it too. "

"I want to change too!" Xiao Li said, he had been sitting in the co-pilot in the morning, and didn't feel so comfortable. At this time, it was impossible to change the seat. The only thing that happened in the middle of it ... was that the kid was Sit here for a while.

What did you do to the seat, kid?

I forget, leave him alone.

Xiao Xiaoli shook his head, and tossed the unreliable idea aside, he had to get into the co-pilot, waited more than ten minutes, and finally it was his turn.

此时 At this moment, the window on the second floor was opened, and a calm voice sounded, "Xiao Li, come here."

"Ah ... Chen Suo ..." Xiao Li's expression was as if he had been kicked, completely stunned.

Finally managed to line up, Chen Suo who did not bring such fun!

"Chen called you, don't hurry up!" A police officer behind him pulled him away, slipping into the copilot.

I closed the window and closed the hot air out of the window. Chen Wei, the director of the Chengguan Town Police Station, shook his head: "What are these guys doing?"

This is a small office. The used and old executive desk is on one side. In front of it are two sets of guest sofas. At this moment, a teenager is lying lazily on it.

Some of the old air conditioners were weak and desperately trying to reduce the indoor temperature, but the room was still stuffy.

Chen Wei saw the teenager, and he was furious, and stared, "You sit down for me!"

If other people in the police station were here, at this time already a frightened one stood up. Chen Wei was upright and always majestic, so he had to be respected by his subordinates.

But the boy made a face and didn't hear it.

伟 Chen Wei held up a big slap and waved it, but finally patted it on the young man's head gently: "You! I will be angry sooner or later!"

Seeing that the teenager wanted to laugh, Chen Wei stared again: "Don't laugh!"

He Naihe was in the presence of the boy, and the remaining 10% was prestigious. This is still the boy's face.

The young boy's name is Nan Ming. Although he is 20 years away from Chen Wei, he is Chen Wei's little cousin.

The director of the Chengguan Town Police Station is also an extraordinary figure in this small city. Those who ask him to do business can line up from the police station to Zhongxin Street. However, this little cousin who has been swaying in front of him since childhood, It is a character who has been riding on his neck and peeing. Older people even hold him in his palms and love him tightly.

Don't look at Chen Wei being so prestigious in this office, as long as Nan Ming goes out to report his case, he will kneel and rub the board at night.

Hu Ke lived up to Chen Wei's prestige, but Nan Ming was not proud.

As the youngest of many brothers and sisters, when dealing with these big brothers and sisters, Nan Ming likes to be a fool to sell a cute girl. No matter what mess it causes, it often turns into a small thing.

But today, this matter is not easily resolved.

He is really too bad for him.

"Smile, laugh again, I'll call my aunt!" Chen Wei had to come up with a big killer.

Chen Wei's aunt is Nanming's mother.

Lu Nanming finally stopped smiling, and said bitterly, "Brother, listen to me. I didn't mean to jump off the building, I can't help it."

"No way? I can jump off the building? I was so scared that I almost urinate my pants!" Thinking of it just now, Chen Wei was furious.

听到 When he heard the police officer Xiao Li reporting that he saw a teenager about to jump off the building while patrolling, he felt a little stunned in his heart.

In fact, Nanming did not want to jump a building once. In the past six months, he has not tossed much, but was stopped in the budding stage before. This time, he found an opportunity and climbed to the top of an old warehouse.

Fortunately, Chen Wei arrived in time, delaying for a while, letting the firefighters ambush downstairs, and received a correct order, this was no life.

"Brother, haven't you noticed, am I any different now?" Nan Ming Tan opened his hand and asked Chen Wei.

"What's different?"

"I have super powers!" Nanming Road.

With a crackling sound, it was Chen Wei that Nanming was knocked out of his breath by anxiety.

However, when Nan Ming said so, Chen Wei found out that Nan Ming was really different.

几天 Since mysteriously disappeared for a few days six months ago, Nanming has been lazy all day long, and the talking officers are so weak that he can't even go to school.

His family took him to see all kinds of hospitals, even Xiehe Hospital, and the doctor came up with the sentence: "Your child is not sick, he is lazy. If you are sick, you have lazy cancer.

Lazy? Can you be too lazy to starve to death? Can you be too lazy to lie in bed for a few days without eating or going to the toilet? I can't be so lazy that the whole family and even the police are dispatched, looking for him everywhere, but finally find that he has been lying on his own bed?

There are many strange things, but without explanation, Nanming's family can only take the drama of the doctor of Xiehe Hospital as an acceptable reason that Nanming really has lazy cancer and incurable disease.

In fact, Nanming did not have lazy cancer, but was possessed by the "lazy god".

The so-called lazy god, of course, is not a fairy. In his own words, it is a "plug-in" attached to the soul of Nanming.

东西 This thing is not only attached, but also parasitic, constantly absorbing nutrients and growing from Nanming's body.

At the beginning of the savage absorption, he almost sucked Nanming to death, first he was thin, and then his whole body was weak. When the energy on Nanming's body was absorbed, the lazy **** began to absorb Nanming's "existence."

It is because of this that Nan Ming felt the magic and horror of lazy god.

He was obviously in his room, but no one would pay attention to him.

After I arrived, even the mirror couldn't reflect his shadow, as if he had become a ghost.

Nanming didn't know how he lived. Anyway, he was dying when he was found. This also made Nanming know. If you don't subdue the "lazy god", don't talk about your favorite life, I'm afraid it is Can't even live next birthday.

Tong Nanming, although young, has a tenacity.

This is the one that later jumped off the building: if you don't compromise, just die with me.

He was forced to die by Nan Ming, and the lazy **** finally compromised and reached an agreement with Nan Ming.

The absorption of energy cannot stop, because growth is the instinct of Lazy God, but in order to prevent Nanming from being drained, Lazy God provides special help for Nanming.

The relationship between the two parties changed from parasitic to symbiotic, Nanming provided nutrients, and Lazy God provided a special ability.

The nutrients needed by the lazy **** are divided into two types, one is energy and the other is "positive energy".

Energy comes from food. It is relatively easy to eat. Eat more and move less.

"Positive energy" covers a lot of aspects. The sense of accomplishment, satisfaction, and happiness are all positive energy, and the sense of existence is barely counted.

All in all, after being "contained by the lazy god", Nan Ming wants to survive, and it seems that he can only live a "delicious and lazy love and enjoy" life according to the suggestion of the lazy god.

At the corner of Nanming's sight, there is a row of ten indicator cells, each of which has long fingers and thick chopsticks, and looks like a row of energy slots.

According to the statement left by Lazy God before dormancy, lazy God will evolve after these ten indicators are full, and Nanming can get rid of life that is better than death.

Therefore, Nanming ’s mobile phone has an important to-do list marked with red and three exclamation points in its "to-do list": "Enriching the energy of ten cells."

Tong Nanming has many dreams, but if he wants to have a small life to fulfill his dreams, he must first get rid of the laziness.

And this goal, the current completion degree is ... 0%.

上方 In the upper left of the field of vision, the last grid has reached the bottom, and it is still flashing red. This is the lazy **** reminding him that he needs to replenish his energy.

If the energy is exhausted, Nanming will be absorbed again. Does he not know if he can make up this time? If it disappears, who will he justify?

Moreover, the new ability "lax" that Lazy God gave him also requires energy consumption.

"Chen Suo!" Xiao Li knocked in the door, and although he was reluctant, Chen Suo summoned him to give him ten courage and he did not dare not come.

"Well, is this kid's transcript of jumping off the building ready?" Chen Wei asked with a serious face.

The transcript of Lu Nanming's jump from the building was a big killer. It was best to threaten him.

Xiao Xiaoli glanced at Nan Ming lazily lying on the sofa and whispered: "Chen ... Chen Suo, it's finished."

"Don't hurry up and bring it to me after finishing finishing?" Chen Wei froze, Xiao Li was frightened and immediately stood upright.

I saw that his prestige was still the same, Chen Wei just recovered a bit of frustration from Nan Ming and looked proudly at Nan Ming. As a result, the kid was unrelated and closed his eyes there.

Chen Wei was on fire again, can't wait to slap this kid.

I saw Xiao Li turn around and wanted to get the transcript, and Chen Wei called him again: "I see a bunch of people below you, what are you doing?"

Xiao Xiaoli opened his mouth and didn't know how to answer. Nanming was secretly crying. He had known that he would no longer come back with his cousin, and took the seat as a test article to test his "strengthening" ability.

I did not expect that the ability to "strengthen" was so strong!

Enhancement. The special ability given to Nanming by the lazy **** can strengthen the attributes of the item itself.

On the way back, Nan Ming sat in the co-pilot, using his hand to strengthen the seat once, and the result is now.

座椅 The chair that gives people a comfortable experience beyond imagination does indeed provide Nan Ming with a lot of satisfaction. His last energy is all made up by these satisfactions.

In fact, Nan Ming didn't mind telling Chen Wei about his superpowers. UU read www.uukanshu.com. During his "lazy cancer" period, Chen Wei did not worry about him.

Chen Wei did not stay away from him when he was "lazy cancer". He believed that now "lazy god", Chen Wei would not betray him.

But now that a car seat has caused such a big storm, Nanming thinks it's better to be careful.

"Chen Suo." After hearing Chen Wei asking, Xiao Li finally couldn't help asking: "Chen Suo, did you change the seat of the first officer? How did you become so comfortable?"

"Seat? What kind of ghost is the seat?" Chen Wei had no idea at all, and his face was unbelievable. ? "

When did his first officer become so expensive? But it is just an ordinary Santana 3000 police car. Although it is in better condition than the other two police cars that should have been eliminated by the police station, can it not be so exaggerated?

Looking at the faces of each other, Nan Ming felt super funny and couldn't help smirking beside him.

"What's your smile ..." Although Chen Wei was the director of the police station, he was born as a master of criminal investigation, and just now Nan Ming was sitting in that seat. At this moment, he thought with doubt.

Wu Xiaoli also felt it for a long time, and the two turned to look at Nan Ming at the same time.

"What the **** did your kid just do?" Chen Wei asked Nan Ming.

嗯 "Hmm ..." Nan Ming finally thought of a reasonable reason, "You have heard a piano tuning lawyer."

"What?"

"Have you ever heard of a seat adjuster?"