Lazy God Possession

(Take the train back to your hometown. Let's do this ~)

At the end of July, the news of the silent landing on the moon occupied all the news media.

Hot online posts, current affairs news, headlines from major newspapers, talk talk talk topics are all news that the Silent is about to land on the moon.

And countless reporters and news agencies also broke their heads and wanted to get a place on board.

For a long time, because each month's epic journey is a rare and fully commercialized activity of lazy gods, it is relatively friendly to reporters, allowing reporters to go along with the ship to fall in love with the giants, and the wife of the president's love.

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It ’s more friendly, but it ’s also relatively speaking. For reporters, lazy gods can give them a chance. It ’s an unexpected joy. They dare not ask for more, and when they are on the boat, they have daily activities. Strictly restricted to the bilge, only a few times were allowed to board the upper deck.

But the craziest thing is actually not journalists, but aerospace, aviation industry and academia!

After learning that the lazy gods are about to go to the moon, countless agencies have sent letters hoping to get a place to go with the ship.

In response, the old horse responded: "Oh, sorry, the ticket has been sold out."

Then the aerospace community set off a massive protest, saying that lazy gods were digging the door, getting into the eyes of money, and so on.

In this regard, the response of the lazy gods is: "Hehehe, Lao Tzu is Mengmengda. If you can't get used to it, OK, sever all cooperation ..."

Then Qin Yafei's secretary would call these agencies: "I'm sorry, the earth boulder is no longer yours!"

Then the aerospace experts of all countries withered.

However, they dare not find the trouble of the lazy gods, nor does it mean that they will not find the trouble of others. After discussing with the lazy gods, they began to lobby those who got the boat tickets, hoping to follow them. The identity "蹭" boat.

For example, fur bears were entangled by people from the Russian Space Agency.

Three or four strong men have been in front of him since yesterday.

At this moment, the fur bear was almost annoying: "Did I say that? It is impossible! The moon trip is an agreement between me and my fiancee, and I cannot give you a place!"

"You said you didn't take up my place? Do you have the ability to take up my place? You take up my fiancee's place? Why don't I take my fiancee and take you five big men? You can What? Can you warm me or marry me? "

"Why don't you marry me, don't you, give me away! I never thought you were such an aerospace expert!"

Mao Xiong's stupid guys that can scare people to death can be entangled in this way, not to mention those other people, and some people complained to the lazy gods.

No way, after obtaining the consent of other passengers, the old horse had to open it up and sell ten sightseeing tickets again.

"Each ticket is limited to one person, each ticket is 200 million US dollars, small business, no bargaining." Lao Ma announced with a serious face.

Of course, he was almost silly in his heart. This is another 2 billion US dollars!

Then the aerospace industry went crazy again.

Now that the aerospace industry is shrinking, the major space agencies are all too poor to uncover the pot, and they have laid off their employees in three days. Will they still have to pay 200 million US dollars to buy tickets?

This is almost shameless!

Suddenly, public opinion clamored again, and various experts jumped out and scolded again.

At this time, many aerospace experts at the California Institute of Technology discovered that two months ago, Professor Smithson, a space research expert who had lost his tenure of teaching, updated his personal website and r.

In fact, most of cit's professors don't like to watch Professor Smithson's personal website, because after he gave birth to his little daughter at the age of 46, the whole person has become a sun-dancing girl, the dance of the phoenix.

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The various contents updated now are no exception.

"If you can go to the moon, what are you going to do? My little daughter told me that if I can go to the moon, I must send a selfie to Instagram as soon as possible, so I will be the first to People using the internet to take selfies on the moon ... "

"If you can land on the moon, what luggage will you prepare? My little daughter told me that there are witches and vampires on the moon, so be sure to prepare the cross."

"If you can go to the moon and you can only take one person, who would you take? My little daughter told me that she hoped I could take her mum to the moon so she could play alone in the room It's late ... "

After Professor Smithson's resignation, his colleagues were actually relieved. The succubus finally got out of the way and finally didn't need to answer the questions about his daughter. Their lives were finally clean.

But now, looking at the show-off between these words, they felt a little strange.

Some anxious people scrolled down, and then saw the latest status sharing.

"Gather up the luggage, give the baby daughter to Aunt Tina, and be ready to go to the moon with my dear, thank the college for allowing us to go to the moon with the Silent ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Let me realize my lifelong dream ...

When I saw this paragraph, I don't know how many people almost dropped the mouse. This is ... going to the moon?

Just that tanner, the nasty Professor Smithson? How could he be able to go to the moon?

Thanks academy? Did cit spend $ 200 million to buy a place? And why does this place fall on the resignation of Professor Smithson, but it is only a tenure, is there anything remarkable?

Countless professors stormed into the Dean's office in anger. Among them, there were professors of engineering, professors of geology, professors of space science, and professors of rocket engine engineering ...

After about an hour, a group of angry people who had not been answered rushed out again, and numerous phone calls rushed in to call Professor Smithson.

After a while, Professor Smithson updated his status again: "Please do n’t call anymore! The reason I have this opportunity is because I am a professor of astronautics at Lazy College of God! The silent landing on the moon is us The first project we participated in, of course, we are eligible to go to the moon! "

"Lazy God ... Academy ... Professor of Aerospace?"

Wait ... lazy seminary, where did you seem to have heard of it?

These hindsighted people opened the webpage, googled the lazy seminary, and found the first secondary page in the official website that popped up.

"Lazy Divinity School Classification-Aerospace."

The simple word "aerospace" has no extra branches, such as space research, space power, orbit mechanics, etc ...

Just space.

Followed by the introduction of faculty members, in the simple form, there are a series of bright names. There are 36 professors in total, and Professor Smithson, a tenured faculty member, can only be ranked seventh. (To be continued.)