Lazy God Possession

Chapter 104: The Space Barbecue

A small manifesto full of youthfulness has appeared on almost all screens around the world.

Whether it is a friend who knows bear children, or a fan who is familiar with bear children's technology, or a variety of people who have been accustomed to bear children's unrestrained behavior, they are all stunned.

The bear child whose painting style is abruptly changed without advertisement?

Is this wrong?

There must be a conspiracy.

In the live broadcast of the lazy life app, it is possible to send a barrage.

At this moment, a **** barrage appeared on the screen.

"Did I read it wrong? At the end of this poem ... Are you sure you are not traveling with Ctrip, accompany me home?"

As soon as the barrage came out, it was all at once.

"Read it again, travel with Ctrip, and accompany me home ... oh my god, there is no sense of disobedience!"

"I think the truth must be told upstairs, I want to read it again! I must have read it wrong!"

"Wait, there's really no advertising? I don't believe this is absolutely impossible!"

Just when everyone was mad, a flashing subtitle appeared on the screen and flashed endlessly: "Cui Weisi: I want to change it like this, but Ctrip can't afford the advertising costs! In fact, in this world No travel company can afford this advertising fee ... "

"I trust, the advertising madness has appeared!"

"Fast worship of advertising madness!"

"Excuse Mr. Travis, how do you develop unscrupulous advertising into a culture?"

"Yeah, as an advertising madness, do you give up like that in the unruly world? Surely there are other companies willing to take over, it really isn't working, and‘ Coca-Cola, the taste of home ’!”

"I tried it, I really tried it!" In the face of these guys who were afraid of chaos in the world, Travis finally felt the slightest warmth. What did the bear children do to him? They even said that landing on the moon is about dreams and glory, and should not tolerate money.

Then he got so annoyed that he was **** and thrown into the toilet?

I bother! There is nothing in the world that cannot be exchanged for a big house in New York. If one is not enough, there are two!

However, these bear children are too young to understand the beauty of money ...

While Travis was seeking support from netizens online, the kids were laughing for their ads.

They can see the astronauts across the International Space Station stunned, and they can imagine the expression of others seeing this scene.

These still young, still some secondary 2 teenagers, made their strongest cry in this way. They know that at this moment, people all over the world can see their cry.

These adolescent bear children may have become the "children of others" and become the envy of others, but they still have a lot to say to their parents and their dearest and most respected people.

At this moment, looking at the declaration issued by Diyue Train, I don't know how many husbands and wives hold each other's hands; I don't know how many prospective fathers leaned down and put their faces on the bulging belly of their wives. Hold the baby in your arms and kiss gently; I don't know how many children in front of the bed kissed the old face on the bed; I don't know how many people looked up at the photos on the wall.

There is always the softest place in people's hearts, and that place is home.

Where parents are, it is home.

At this moment, the train heading for a lonely distant place hit the softest place in people's hearts.

But ... the bear children are bear children after all, and their seriousness ends here.

After a few minutes of silence, the advertisements and pictures of the Diyue train suddenly changed.

Then a different screen appears.

However, this time it is no longer a sensational poem, but a trance of the bear children:

The first thing that appeared was a black silhouette lying on the sofa: "We always believe that Uncle Ming is the laziest in the world!"

"Hmm ..." Zhang Feilin, who was still crying with a smile, snuggled up next to Nan Ming, and now she pushed Nan Ming to a chuckle and burst into laughter.

"Bear boy! I don't want to live!" Nan Ming jumped angrily after seeing it, but thought for a while: "It seems nothing is wrong ..."

The screen scrolled again, this sentence must have been written by Chen Haocong: "Wenji No. 1 Middle School is the best middle school in the world!"

It is said that after seeing this sentence advertisement, the principal of Wenji No.1 Middle School was almost comatose.

"Qingyang University is the second-best university in the world, because the best is a lazy seminary!" I did not know who wrote this sentence, and when I saw it, I cried and laughed, I could n’t laugh or cry, and almost had a cerebral hemorrhage .

"Marriage, older girl He Shan wants to marry herself, and I hope you all aspiring young people will come to be my brother-in-law ..."

He Shan, who saw this scene, almost spit out old blood and yelled at the sky with her fist: "He Cunping, you better not come back on the moon! Otherwise you are dead!"

The bear children seem to regard this moment of worldwide attention as a great opportunity for voicing. All kinds of embarrassment to say, or dare not to say, are all spoken out.

And it was spoken in front of the whole world.

Finally, the bear children also uttered a sentence: "Come on, Uncle Ming!"

There is another word, the bear children did not say, but Nan Ming felt that he had got it, in fact, many audiences also got it.

"The first person to land on the moon in the new century is us!" At this moment the bear children were making such a declaration.

The amount of information in it is too much, which makes the audience overwhelmed and enjoyed it.

Until everything is uttered, all the words gradually disappear.

Finally, another line of text emerged.

"Thank you, Brother Space. Without his kebab, there would be no landing on our moon. Thanks to Brother Space's barbecue. Without a doubt, Brother Space's barbecue is the best in the universe.

"Ha!" When Brother Space saw this scene, he couldn't help laughing out loud and hugged with space, laughing.

Perhaps this is the most expensive and effective advertisement in the world. Starting today, I am afraid that his space barbecue restaurant will become the world's most famous barbecue restaurant.

This line of text disappeared, but in the front part of the car, five big characters gradually emerged: "Space barbecue".

"I'm going!" Brother Space suddenly couldn't laugh.

These bear children, even named after his barbecue shop ... Such a spaceship that will be recorded in history?

How can he do this? He is just a deserter in the aerospace field. He is just dancing with bamboo sticks and baking something. He ...

I never expected that my life would still be included in the history of spaceflight, although in this way ...

Space Brother and Space Hug embraced each other, but couldn't laugh anymore. His hand was wrapped around Space Hug's neck, covering his face, crying silently, tears rolling down, couldn't stop.

He knew now that he should be happy, excited, or have other emotions, but he should not feel sad.

But he cried, not knowing why.

Sadness comes from the heart, and it is impossible for you.

It seems to be mourning the past that has been lost, the years of passion, or the accomplishment of nothing.

"Space barbecue" is the last word that emerged from the Earth and Moon train.

Behind the text, there are images that appear in every compartment. There are tender and delicious kebabs, squid whiskers that seem to be shaking, grilled chicken wings with golden color, and sprinkled with a Grilled gluten with chilli ...

In each compartment, a mouth-watering cuisine emerges.

Everyone who watched the live broadcast ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ couldn't help but swallowed, covered his belly, and grunted.

For many astronauts on the International Space Station, they are almost irresistible to temptation and torture. They lick their lips one by one and feel like arrows.

It ’s too much. Do n’t you know that space food is hard to eat?

In the end, they were like wolves, with green eyes in their eyes and lovingly and hately looking at the bears on the opposite side. The children scoffed in honor of a scout scout. Behind him, he continued to drive to the infinite and vast space.

Finally, the Earth-moon train turned into a slightly invisible light spot in the dark starry sky in the distance, and those astronauts standing in various cabin windows and looking at the Space Barbecue in the distance closed their eyes.

They were a group of bear children less than half their age, and a group of warriors who had conquered them and never reached the other side.

The distance from the earth to the moon is 380,000 kilometers.

Long journey. (To be continued.)