Lazy God Possession

(Overslept, burst even more ...)

After the news that the Silent was about to land on the moon, the world entered the "lunar mode".

As long as you are in contact with the outside world, whether you are watching TV, reading a newspaper, or surfing the Internet, there are people everywhere to show you how to reach the moon.

Now, from the old man who is full of heads to the elementary school students, he can tell you the stages of the moon landing.

When to shoot, when to add, when to transfer orbit, when to land on the moon, when to return ...

This has long been rotten by popular science by various experts and professors.

A deeper study will also tell you why the trajectory of a rocket launch is curved, what kind of rules the rocket will follow when it is added, how long a person can live in space, and what is the fastest rate people can create.

However, there is no science that mentions this situation now.

This slow ... moon landing?

How are you doing?

Not exciting at all.

The viewers who have been appetite for the Xiongzi Technology's Earth and Moon Train can't help but start talking on the Internet.

However, someone posted a message on social media, but it made sense to everyone.

"Actually, this is not strange, but it is Uncle Ming. You put Uncle Ming under five pressures of gravity. I guess Uncle Ming would rather go to this slow moon landing. I can even imagine that now Uncle Ming, Presumably lying on a deck chair and sunbathing on the deck. "

As soon as this argument came out, it immediately won the recognition of the majority of netizens. Yes, this lazy moon landing is the model of lazy **** technology.

"What do you guys think of the Diyue Train? It's a group of bear children. They are young and full of energy. It's easy to eat 5 g of gravity in one breath. Who is that on the Silent? A group of billionaires go to early adopters. At first glance, it is an elderly tourist group. You let the elderly tourist group bear 5 g. How many of them can you come back alive? I am afraid this will become the biggest tragedy of this century. "

After the explanation from netizens, everyone also turned around. Despite this, they were still a little disappointed.

"Well, Silence has also fallen. Thinking of the first epic journey, Silence flew into the sky. After the second epic journey, roaming under the sea, it seems that the limelight has been wiped out by Bear Kids Technology ... Uncle Ming I made a bet with the bear child, who bet on the moon first, it seems that this time the bear child is going to be the first. "

Although I understand, many fans of Silence are still a little disappointed. After all, they have been expecting Silence to create more miracles.

Because this world needs miracles.

But now, it seems that the task of creating miracles has been given to the bear children.

Nan Ming is young, has he retired?

On the "Space Barbecue" earth-moon train, the bear children have woke up and are watching the moon landing of Silent.

This moon landing, the bear children and Nanming conducted independently.

At this time, the bear children were also aggressive and did not understand what Nan Ming was thinking.

"These people on the Internet are really ignorant and fearless." 6 Furry laughed and said, "Unexpectedly, Uncle Ming has no ability to create miracles, it is mdZZ. Uncle Ming's nuclear fusion power micro-injector, if you can give it to me, what It's worth it ... "

After voicing all the sounds on the Internet, 6 was lush and laughed: "But Uncle Ming took a large group of masters who were too big to be too young, and I am afraid they can only fly so slowly, so it seems that this Then we can really go to the moon first! "

Aside, Chen Haocong sighed quietly: "I really envy the blind optimism of some low-intellectual businessmen ..."

"What do you mean by this?" Furry flickered. Who had low IQ?

"If you think about it again, you will know who has a low IQ, if you really have a brain ..." 6 sighed sighed, "Some people, all day indulged in all kinds of affairs, do not work hard to enrich themselves. That's it. Isn't even what you've learned to be thrown into Java? I don't know how you learned physics in high school. "

"What do you mean by a dead bug? Do you want to fight?"

"Why, fight against me, see who is afraid of who!"

Then the fists and feet were added together to push and fight together.

Wang Shihao and He Cunping both applauded and applauded, helping the situation.

Seeing that the two bear children were fighting, Liu Qun beside him was stunned. Is this hairy? Are we on a mission to the moon?

Chen Yong had already seen something strange, shook his head and pretended not to see it.

"Uh, this is really okay?" Old Qiao was even more stunned. Old Qiao is a workaholic. Although he is not young, he has never married and had children, and he has no idea how to get along with bear children.

"Let's go with them, it will stop when you are tired. Anyway, the moon landing is boring, and idle is also idle." Chen Yong shook his head.

With this group of energetic bear children, he thinks that the wisest thing he has done in his life is to have only one daughter.

"Ahh ..." Seeing that Chen Yong had this attitude, Lao Qiao sighed heavily in his heart and murmured, "Houston, we have a problem here."

Then he silently crossed the chest.

God bless, bless us to succeed!

Even if I die, please let me die on the moon!

When Apollo 13 landed on the moon, he encountered an explosion of an oxygen tank ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ The spacecraft was severely damaged and lost a lot of oxygen and electricity; the three crew members used the spacecraft's lunar module as a lifeboat, closing navigation and control In the case of the system, in the face of various crises caused by the damage of the living support system in space, it finally returned to Earth successfully.

Their experience does not know how many space movies have been affected. Whether it is "Gravity" or "Mars Rescue", they have their shadow and spirit.

Although the mission to the moon failed, the three people on Apollo 13 were still heroes, and their influence was even greater than those who succeeded in the subsequent moon landing.

"Houston, aprob1em." Has become a famous sentence in the movie.

But Old Joe didn't want to be such a hero.

If the king is defeated, even if he is the king, he does not want to be a king.

Later, Chen Haocong and 6 Ranru hit from the east to the west and from the west to the east.

Chen Haocong took out the capture fight that he learned from his dad, 6 Furry flirted with his fists and put on a boxing stance, but later it turned into a street rout.

When Chen Haocong pressed 6 velvets against the wall, 6 velvets suddenly called out: "Wait! I see! Uncle Ming is so sinister!"

"You finally want to understand?" Furry shook his head and let go of him: "The **** is teachable, although stupid, but not too stupid, but you're right, Uncle Ming is really insidious, even this way Paralyze us ... what are you doing! "

6 Furry jumped back and escaped the fate of becoming a panda's eye.

"No, in fact, I didn't want to understand anything, I just paralyzed you and hid quickly!" 6 Furry rushed up and waved his arm again.

"I think ... I want to understand ..." Wang Shihao, who was standing next to him, slowly became serious. (To be continued.)