Lazy God Possession

(Large chapter of 6k words, this is three more! Oh no chapters.

I forgot to thank the bear children for their birthday wishes, especially the water and air cold, every time you come to poke the uncle's true age, really thank you (hit) thank you (dead) you! And thanks for the noble rewards of Wu No 殇 ~)

After Lu Zhenguo got Nanming's statement, he immediately reported it.

Then high-level emergency consultations convened several high-level meetings. Lu Zhenguo has never seen such an efficient high-level meeting, and a resolution was made shortly after.

With high-level resolutions, Lu Zhenguo hurried to Lazy God Island.

Lu Zhenguo hopes that Nanming can make a statement, but of course he knows that Nanming is also waiting for a high-level statement.

Now the lazy gods have long been enough to allow the country to take the most prudent attitude to cooperate.

Nan Ming urged them to say that they hoped that they could be "faster, faster". Lu Zhenguo also felt a sense of urgency and did not want to delay for a minute, and went straight to Lazy God Island.

But when I arrived at Lazy God Island, I saw a desolate faction. When I saw him coming, the security staff who stayed at Lazy God Island looked blank: "Mr. Nan? President Nan has gone on vacation! What is the seven-day National Day holiday, except for those we stayed behind People, everyone is gone ... "

At that moment, Lu Zhenguo really wanted to slap out and slap the bear child of Nanming around.

There he urged himself to hurry up and hurry up, but he ran leisurely on vacation?

How can this be?

But thinking of this guy's usual temperament, he still couldn't help rolling his eyes, sighing, and shook his head.

If not, I'm afraid it's not Nanming.

This guy is a slacker first, and then the general manager Nan, hasn't this been proven many times?

However, Nanming can be lazy, and lazy gods can take vacations, but they cannot, because, as Nanming said, there is really not much time left for him.

Lu Zhenguo turned around and ran back to his office, then issued a series of orders, the core of the order, there is only one word: "Pilot! Pilot! Pilot!"

Many have been pressing before, tangled with unpublished decree, and officially implemented today!

Hurry up, hurry up!

Believe in the technology of lazy gods!

...

In the corner of Dongbin City, 25 kilometers from Lazy God Island, on a remote road with few people, many coaches with the license plate of "Learn" are shuttled back and forth.

This is a customary practice venue for driving license subject three. Because there are fewer pedestrian traffic nearby and there are fewer traffic police, many small driving schools have put their own practice venues here.

In the middle of the road, seventeen or eighteen people stood by the road, waiting to train.

A black Volkswagen model stopped, one guy got off the bus with some frustration, and the other jumped up quickly.

"Why, Xiao Huang, have been scolded again?" A big sister next asked with a smile.

At present, the main body of car learning has gradually been dominated by young students and middle-aged older sisters. Most of the mature men have been driving for several years.

"Hmm ..." the young man Xiaohuang was a little frustrated and angrily: "I asked him a few driving questions and scolded me. I was in a bad mood, so why should I take offense, I am You do n’t spend money to learn to spend money to learn the car! "

More than a dozen people in a car line up to train and wait for two hours without saying anything. After getting on the car, there is nothing to learn. The coach does n’t teach farts except for abusing Hu Heli, which makes people learn!

"Be patient, there is nothing you can do." Several people sighed. "I knew I would not apply for this kind of garbage driving school, I didn't teach much, and I did a lot of things!"

"There is no way ..." For several of them, the study of the car is just because of the need, or the need for work, or the needs of the family. All virtues ... "

"Damn!" Xiao Huang sneered a few words, "This guy just complained to me just now, saying that fewer and fewer people have learned to drive a car recently, and business is not as good as before, and he also asked me why no one is now Learned a car. How can such a car be regarded as a word-of-mouth industry? Before you apply for a driving school, do n’t you ask the people around you? What do you think will be a repeat customer after we have finished studying? ”

Everyone has a heart in mind.

"Be patient, practice well, I heard that it was quite dark when I took the exam. When I meet some examiners, I will deliberately dig you a pit card and not let you pay the exam fee ..."

Everyone sighed helplessly.

"I don't know if I'm stupid without learning a car!" Finally, Xiao Huang said with emotion, "Forget it, I won't come to practice tomorrow, I rent a car to practice by myself."

Moreover, time is really too expensive.

Xiao Huang graduated from a prestigious university with a good job and marriage. He usually lives in a polite white-collar world. He does everything well, and is treated kindly everywhere, but learning the car makes him feel inexplicable frustration. .

If it wasn't for his wife who was pregnant and a car was needed in the future, he really didn't want to come and learn.

"You're stupid, don't come to practice after paying the tuition fees, isn't that for nothing? He couldn't be happier?" The elder sister beside her lowered her voice.

Xiao Huang is messy. He doesn't know if he spends his time practicing silly cars, or rents a car to practice silly, or intends to learn a car, is he silly?

What age is it? Why learn a car!

The moment Huang Xiao complained, Xiao Huang's mobile phone rang and received a push advertisement.

On weekdays, Xiaohuang particularly hates advertising, but this time, Xiaohuang just glanced at her and couldn't look away.

"Big news, Jidong Province has just issued a pilot decree. Starting today, self-driving vehicles that have passed the review and evaluation will be allowed to go on the road! Ten vehicles with automatic driving capabilities are in stock!

Autopilot?

Jidong Province ... Allow autonomous vehicles to go on the road?

Xiao Huang opened the link and looked in, and was suddenly disappointed.

This advertisement counts ten vehicles with autonomous driving functions. Not only are none of them affordable by Xiaohuang, but these ten vehicles have not passed the review and assessment of Jidong Province at all, and they are still working hard.

"What's the use of that!"

Just then, another message popped up.

"Lazy God produced, byb foundry, 100,000 yuan Shenhuang Xiaohuang listed! No driving license, autonomous driving! Real autonomous driving is here! Free your way to work!"

Xiaohuang? Seeing this name, Xiao Huang immediately remembered many previous rumors, and he was also Xiao Huang. This car is also called Xiao Huang?

Moreover, it is produced by lazy god! !! !! !! !! !!

Even the two rows of exclamation marks could not express Xiao Huang's excitement at this time.

Lazy God produced, must be a boutique!

One hundred thousand gods? He can afford it!

He quickly opened the link and saw the car named "Xiao Huang".

As the name suggests, this is a car with a more rounded and cute appearance, which is more feminine. Hey, my wife can drive.

The body is not large, but a family of three and four is enough. According to evaluation, the internal space is not small at all, and it is not crowded for five people. Because this car is a fully electric car, there are not as many complex parts as petrol cars occupy space, let alone this car has already used the internal space to the extreme.

He almost used a shaking hand to get through to Byb's customer service phone. He originally thought it would take a long time to get through. Whoever thought it would get through.

"Hey, hello, I want to ask the little car Xiaohuang ... Do you really need a driver's license?"

"Hello sir, yes, Xiao Huang can drive without a driver's license."

"There will be no restrictions on the road."

"At present, Xiaohuang is the only one who has passed all the assessments. Whether it is during peak hours or at night, whether driving on high speed or mountain roads, we can ensure safety!"

"Really?"

"Of course, in fact, Xiaoche has certain preferential treatment. You are now in Dongbin. The Dongbin city government has also issued a subsidy policy for autonomous vehicles. Electric car subsidies, plus first-time discounts, you can win this car for 60,000! "

"Really?"

"Of course, Dongbin is currently at the auto show. If you like, you can pick up the car on the spot. We have ample stocking." The customer service staff responded.

"Then ... this autonomous driving is reliable ..." Finally, Xiao Huang was still a little worried.

"Sir." The tone in the opposite side became very serious: "Did you realize when you communicate with me, in fact, I am artificial intelligence?"

"Ha?" What? artificial intelligence? The girl with a clear and capable voice who is not greasy and opposite is an artificial intelligence?

"Sir, every Xiaohuang is not only your car, it is also your friend, your family, your best partner, you can trust him! He will protect your safety with his own life, trust me, That's right! "

Hanging up, Xiao Huang stood there for a while.

Until a rough shout awakened him: "Get on the train! What about you, what a fool standing there like? Do not want to take an exam? Just do not want to practice, just don't take up space!"

Xiao Huang turned around and saw that the coach car stopped right next to him, and it was indeed his turn to train.

The coach growled at him.

For this he just waited for two hours. He waited from morning to noon.

But now, he really didn't want to practice any more.

"You're right, I really don't want to take the test." Xiao Huang smiled, couldn't care about being angry, and couldn't care about saying anything like refunding money. He turned and ran.

The nearest car show is only seven or eight bus stops away from him!

Along the way, Xiaohuang has seen several magic cars Xiaohuang!

The symbol of the Xiaoche Xiaohuang is a green sprout, like a pair of open hands, and it is also a cute wind to walk.

Xiao Huang knows that it is estimated that the market positioning of manufacturers is mainly women. After all, according to the proportion, men have more driving licenses, and the demand for autonomous driving is less urgent.

They were beautiful and attractive on the road, and the passengers in the car smiled.

When waiting for the red light, Xiao Huang even saw a young woman sitting next to her in the back seat, feeding the child on the child safety seat to drink water, her doting smile on her face was full of motherhood, and the front driver ’s seat, There is no one at all!

Let the little guy hold the cup by himself, his mother turned her head, saw the stunned little yellow, and nodded with a smile.

Great!

After getting out of the car, Xiaohuang ran into the exhibition center at a stretch, and saw the logo of the lazy gods and the byb, and the huge explosive special effect text: "Shenhuang Xiaohuang shocked the listing!"

He was panting, and ran into the convention center in one breath, found the joint booth of Lazy God and Byb, breathed a few deep breaths against his knees, out of breath: "I want to ... Buy ... Shenhuang Xiaohuang! "

"Hello Mr. Huang! Ali told me you would come to buy a car, we have been waiting for you to come over!" A waitress handed a glass of water with a smile.

"Ah?" Xiao Huang stared. "Who is Ali?"

"The customer service girl who received you just now, she can hear your voice at once." The service staff ordered his headset, "Ali said let me say hello to you."

"This ... Ali will tell you this?"

"Of course, we are good partners, and we are the business champions of this month!" The waitress was very energetic.

After chatting with the service staff, Xiao Huang remembered his intention: "That ... I want to see the car."

"Okay, wait a minute." The waitress waved back, a small yellow car drove over from behind, and in front of the two, the door opened automatically.

There was really no one in the car. There was no steering wheel in front of the bridge, only some instruments on the round front panel, and a circle of light strips on the top, which gave out a soft light. At this time, a pair of eyes appeared on the light strips, Xiao Huang felt ... this car is looking at itself.

Curious look.

"Mr. Huang, have you used lazy products before?"

"Uh ... this really isn't there."

"It doesn't matter, because the products of Lazy God are really simple, Xiao Huang, say hello."

"Hi!" Xiao Huang greeted quickly.

"Hello!" The voice of a spirited teenager sounded.

Xiao Huang and Shen Xiao Xiaohuang greeted together.

"Hmm ..." The waitress bent over with a smile.

"Ah ... my last name is Huang, and I'm also Xiao Huang ..." Xiao Huang laughed awkwardly.

"Then, Mr. Huang, give this car a name."

"Well, you can't just call you Xiaohuang, just call you Xiaohuang." Xiaohuang is a nameless incompetent.

"Okay, hello Xiaohuang. I'm Xiaohuang! Should I call your brother?"

"Ha!" Xiao Huang couldn't help laughing, "Is he kidding me?"

"Of course." The waitress held the roof of the car and motioned Xiao Huang to sit in. "Xiao Huang ... uh, Xiao Xiaohuang has a good sense of humor, it will be your best partner, believe me."

Xiao Huang looked at this round yellow car, and the more he liked it, the more he regretted: "Is there no other color for the small car now? Or a bigger model?"

A big man always feels a little weird driving such a small yellow car.

"I'm very sorry, our magic car Xiaohuang is just at the stage of brand building. You know, the model is originally Xiaohuang. Of course, it's only yellow. This is to emphasize the existing image, so there is no other color matching. But we still There is a model, which will be launched at the end of the year. It is a black SUV called Dahei. The price is about 150,000. If you want to buy it, you can also wait for Dahee to go on the market. "

"Hey, Xiaohuang, you just gave me a name, don't you want me?" Xiaoxiaohuang called in a hurry.

Xiao Huanglian shook his head again and again: "No, no, Dahei temporarily exceeded my budget."

"That's not coming yet!" Xiao Xiaohuang urged: "Hurry up, let's go for a ride together!"

Sitting in the car, Xiao Huang looked left and touched the right in the car, and then suddenly realized that he was too eager to come and prepared nothing. He was a little embarrassed and said, "Uh, the first time I bought a car, I bought it What do you need to pay attention to? What procedures do I need to take? "

"You do n’t need anything, you can drive away now, you can go and let your friends take a look at it, and the staff, if you are satisfied, you can pay within 24 hours, or you can install or apply for an extension, these Xiaohuang ... I mean Xiaoxiaohuang can help you get it done. All agreements are notarized in electronic form. If you need a paper agreement, you can pick it up at our store or we will deliver it to you. "

"Really?"

"Of course it is true. You know that our lazy department likes to simplify all unnecessary links. If you can save, you can save. If you can be lazy, you can be lazy!" Said the waitress with a smile.

I really like this style so much!

Xiao Huangxin said.

"If you are not satisfied, you can return the goods within 48 hours at the latest. Just tell Xiaoxiao Huang and let him return by himself."

Will not.

Xiao Huangxin said.

He has fallen in love with the car, and as the waitress said, they will be the best partner.

"Then go for a drive, oh! Let's go!" Xiao Xiaohuang's setting is a very energetic teenager. Can give women and children a sense of security without putting much pressure on men.

"Let's go!" Xiao Huang was also excited.

"So, you are seated."

"Ok……"

"seat belt!"

"Oh oh!" Xiao Huang quickly pulled on his seat belt.

"Then leave!"

Little Huang started slowly, speeding up silently and heading out.

Xiao Huang looked into the rearview mirror, and he saw that the waitress had greeted another guest just now, beckoning to call another small car, Xiao Huang.

"Ready, speed up!" Xiao Xiaohuang reminded, drove out of the exhibition center, and accelerated the traffic flow.

When passing a traffic policeman, Xiao Huang was quite worried. He did n’t have a driver ’s license, and the car did n’t even have a steering wheel. Who thought that someone looked at him and turned his head elsewhere? No driving license required!

"Where to go now?" Xiao Xiaohuang asked.

"Hmm ..." Xiao Huang hesitated for a moment, thinking of his colleague Wang, who is a car fan, who studies all kinds of cars all day. Now he should be shown to see if there is any problem with Xiao Huang.

After all, it's all down the assembly line, and every car may have some hidden dangers and the like.

Xiao Huang made a phone call and told Xiao Xiaohuang's address. After more than ten minutes, he saw the brother Wang standing on the side of the road waiting.

"Get in the car!" The door opened, and Xiao Huang was happy to greet Wang to get on the car.

Brother Wang got on the car and looked at the car curiously, and said, "I didn't expect you to buy this car, but you are a bit too anxious. Buying a car does not mean that you can use it well, and electric cars are a little trouble That's how to charge. And I remember you didn't buy a parking space, where do you park the car at night? "

Yes.

Xiao Huang just looked at the excitement and forgot the practical issue.

"Don't worry, I can charge it by myself. If I can't stop at home, I can park in the three-dimensional parking lot at night. If there is something to call me, I will pick you up in advance."

Brother Wang was startled. "Sit down, is this car talking?"

"Yeah!" Xiao Huang laughed suddenly.

"What you just said is true?" Brother Wang opened his eyes wide.

"Of course, if you have a traffic jam, or you don't have a parking lot when you go to work, you can come down and go by yourself. I'll find a place to park myself. Even if there is no place to stop, just walk around for a while.

"How do you feel you have a full-time driver?" Brother Wang's eyes widened.

"It was originally, I'm the best driver!" Little Zodiac.

"No, I don't believe it ..." Brother Wang was not so easy to fool, and his eyes turned: "Let's try!"

He looked at Xiao Huang: "Let's say we had dinner together last time, but we never found a chance. At noon, I asked you to have dinner with Zhang Wei. How about going to the lamb hot pot that did not find a parking space last time?"

"I invite me please!" How could Xiao Huang invite Wang to treat him? Hurry up.

"Let's make a small bet then." Brother Wang laughed: "Let's get off the bus later and let this ... Xiao Xiaohuang pick up Zhang Wei and your sister-in-law. If he can pick up both of them, today I'll treat!"

"Okay! This is interesting!" It's just a meal, Xiao Huang is not polite, they bet happily.

"Leave it to me, I'm terrific!" Xiao Xiaohuang wasn't frightened at all.

About forty-five minutes later, Xiao Huang received a strange call and thought it was an advertisement. She wanted to hang up and was worried about the business. He hesitated to pick it up.

"Brother Huang, Brother Wang, the two queens and queens are here. Come out and drive!" Xiao Xiaohuang's voice came over the phone.

"Ha? Where?" The two walked out of the door, looking around.

"Look back!"

The two turned their heads and saw a beautiful little yellow car speeding out of the river and slowly stopping in front of them.

"Hahaha ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Wang Wang is going to treat you today!" Xiao Huang hugged his wife Zhang Wei, and the two laughed.

"Husband, I really like Xiaoxiao Huang! Thank you for giving me a gift! Wood! Dear one!" Zhang Wei hugged Xiao Zhuang.

Just in front of Wang's wife, Xiao Xiaohuang said that she was the powerful king that Xiao Huang sent Zhang Wei, making Zhang Wei feel super-faceted.

And thinking that she would have a big belly in the future, and she could run around with Xiao Huang, she was happy.

what? gift? I haven't said that before ... Xiao Xiao Huang, what a good man!

Deserves to be my brother's good brother!

Little yellow eyes slanted into the car and saw a pixel-like thumb on the light strip on the top of the car.

"Brother, steady, come on!"

Several people drank some wine at noon and sent the Wang and his wife home. Along the way, the Wang and his wife were discussing whether to buy a small yellow car.

On the way home, Xiaohuang had a sudden whimsy and made Xiaoxiao Huang take a turn to the place where she practiced her car in the morning.

There are fewer people than in the morning, but more than a dozen people are waiting to train.

Xiaohuang stopped, Xiaohuang poked his head out of the window, and laughed, "Several are still practicing, I'm here to Amway a good thing."

"Xiao Huang!"

"Xiao Huang actually got in the car!"

"You're crazy and drunk!"

"Where, this is unmanned! It's okay to drink some wine! Because it's not that I'm driving!" Xiao Huang patted the dashboard, and he laughed, and greeted his brother, Amber, the little yellow car.

It ’s Zheng Anli. The coach drove up. Xiao Huang deliberately blew a drink of alcohol. Haha laughed: “Coach Shen, did n’t you still complain about business in the morning?”

"Relax, your business ... will get worse and worse."

Speaking, Xiao Huang patted the instrument panel, and the magic car Xiao Huang drew an arc, leaving the dust.