Lazy God Possession

On February 3rd, that is, on the 25th of the year, Lazy Gods Department announced a message that was enviable and envious.

In order to reward the lazy gods employees who have been busy for a year, the Spring Festival holiday of the lazy gods officially started, from 25th year of the year directly to February 2nd, and looked up for 30 to 40 days.

That's right, this is the fine tradition of lazy gods, for the winter holidays.

As for why it should be kept up until February 2nd, Dragon Chief Nan said that February 2nd is a traditional festival, and lazy gods should be on holiday.

If it wasn't for all the staff members, in fact Nanming wanted to take a holiday to Qingming Festival, so everyone would not have to rush home to scan the grave.

In this regard, the hardworking parties are dismissive. They swore to protect the fine traditions of the hardworking party, and decided to take the elderly at home to Qingyang or Dongbin, and automatically work overtime until the New Year's bell rings.

Otherwise I'm sorry for my salary!

The lazy parties have expressed that they are not too satisfied with the release on February 2. Whether they will return to work on time depends on their mood. If possible, they hope to have a holiday until National Day.

When the lazy parties so arrogantly declared, the people across the country were crying silently, and everyone cried.

Why am I not an employee of lazy gods!

Even more tearful is the year-end award of the lazy gods.

With the numbers of blind people being published on the Internet, I do n’t know how much envy, jealousy, and hate wanting to block outside Lazy God Island. There are already several Internet groups on the Internet. Begin to discuss how to invade lazy God Island, robbing lazy gods.

At present, the more reliable way is to launch 500 square dance aunts, occupy the lazy **** island, and then robbery!

But even more shocking is that after the lazy gods announced the holiday, as many as hundreds of domestic companies announced to follow suit.

Many of these companies are suppliers of epic journeys.

Then, they also showed a wave of their year-end awards. Although they were an order of magnitude behind the lazy gods, they were still dazzling.

The reporters couldn't interview the lazy gods, they could only interview them.

Mr. Dong Binwei Chuang Hu, who professed to be the head student of the South, said cheerfully: "We have made a lot of money this year. It's not bad these days. Let everyone take a rest and continue to make money in the next year. . "

The ugly face made people want to rush into the TV, a savage meal.

The boss of another company is more pertinent: "In fact, we mainly fight for the lazy gods. The party members are a group of workaholics. They have nothing left to do. Only when the lazy party works, can we go to support , Service! "

That's it.

Many companies who are watching around finally understand that if they want to eat more meat with the lazy gods, they must let the lazy gods become lazy parties.

I don't know how many people look at the hard-working party members lazily. You should all be lazy. Any dirty work, let us give it to us. We are not afraid of hard work!

Of course, even if the lazy gods have a long vacation time, they cannot shift another focus issue.

Can Bear Kids Technology represent the lazy gods?

Do lazy gods fight for first place?

Faced with the ultimate problem in this universe, some people plan to die for a while.

When Yuan Zewen walked into Nanming's room, he "saw" Nanming Zheng Ge You was paralyzed on the sofa, and his feet were raised without image.

"Brother Wen is here!" Nan Ming seemed to be thinking about something, glanced at Yuan Zewen, and continued to close his eyes and raise his soul.

"So what are you doing, President Nan?" Yuan Zewen wondered.

"Well, I'm thinking about life."

"Thinking about life? Thinking about it?" Yuan Zewen wondered.

"I was thinking, if I travel at the speed of light and let time stagnate, even metabolism stops, will it reach the extreme of laziness?"

Yuan Zewen: "@% ￥ @% ……"

"Then I thought, if I'm too lazy, maybe I can make my body think that I'm traveling at the speed of light, and maybe my metabolism will stop ..."

"So?"

"So I'm planning to try it out and you're here ..."

Yuan Zewen has nothing to say.

"Is there anything wrong?" After a while, Nan Ming seemed to give up thinking about life and turned to Yuan Zewen.

"I just want to ask ... Several Mars spacecraft have been launched and the bear children have gone. Can we not fight for the first?"

"Well, I'm not interested in competing for the first place. I prefer to be a referee." Nan Mingdao, and then he glanced at Yuan Zewen, suddenly found something wrong: "Wait ... Wen brother, are you broadcasting?"

Yuan Zewen: "Big ... probably ..."

"My words just now, and my appearance like Ge You's been broadcast?"

"Should ... should?"

Countless viewers found their live images suddenly black.

Since this day, no one has ever seen Yuan Zewen ...

Sure enough, there are times when we don't die.

However, there is also a crucial news that is, the lazy gods are not interested in competing for the first ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ they want to be a referee.

The problem is, as a referee, you have to pull the line at the finish line, right?

What about lazy godliness?

Did the lazy **** secretly build a spaceship on the moon?

Or when everyone didn't know, the spaceship of Lazy God had already flown to Mars?

But there are some experts who think of a very possible option.

At an altitude of nearly 40,000 kilometers above the ground, there are more than a dozen large silver spheres above the geosynchronous orbit suspended above the equator.

These more than a dozen spheres are the counterweights on the top of the earth elevator. Their role is to use centrifugal force to counter gravity and suspend the space elevator below.

To date, the Lazy Gods have built twelve such counterweights above the earth.

For these twelve counterweights, the Lazy God System launches materials from the ground almost every moment. Whether it is a space elevator or a bridge of stars, it is basically running at full load.

However, some people have their brains wide open. Is the huge ball at the top a solid ball? Is there something in the lazy **** system?

After all, a round ball with a diameter of one kilometer, if it is really solid, you need too much material.

Because the longer the distance from the synchronous orbit, the greater the pulling force. Someone who is good will calculate the approximate mass of the ball based on the load under the earth-moon elevator and the position of the ball above the earth-moon track. In conclusion, these spheres can never be solid, and even solid metal hydrogen should stay in a lower orbit.

But what's in it?

This question is the same as the lazy gods contending for the first, and it is the ultimate question.

Until the third hour after Yuan Zewen disappeared.

One of the **** suddenly cracked a gap ...