Lazy God Possession

In the press conference hall of Lazy God Island, the reporters were almost crowded. For the reporters, the Lazy God Department is really "the lazy God abused me a thousand times, I treat Lazy God as I saw it for the first time", regardless of Lazy God No matter how "fire-proof, theft-proof and reporter-proof" reporters are still squatting beside Lazy God Island every day, especially since Lazy God Department landed on Mars, there are almost tens of thousands of reporters outside Lazy God Island. ． Fastest update

There are only four or fifty reporters who can really be invited by the Lazy Gods Department to the Lazy God Island release hall. The remaining tens of thousands of people are congested outside the Lazy God Island, and will almost become a carnival party. .

However, they are not nothing to shoot. From time to time, there are buses with lazy **** logos, airships, and even dream houses gathered from all sides.

The airship and the Dream House reporters couldn't take them, so their shots were aimed at the buses lined up to enter Lazy God Island. At the window of the bus, there are confused old people, middle-aged people with flushed faces, young people who are constantly taking pictures outside, and children who look out of the window.

"Who are these people?" The reporters were a little puzzled.

"It may be the family members of the lazy gods. They should come to watch the ceremony." Another reporter answered, and then they sighed, "I really envy these people, and I can see the lazy gods land on Mars from the nearest distance."

"I don't think so. If the lazy gods land, they will definitely launch the adventurer spaceships. There should be seven or eight adventurer spaceships in outer space on standby. What can they see on the island of lazy gods?"

"3d projection? I guess." Another reporter said.

"I really want to take a look inside Lazy God Island ... when can I join the Lazy God Department." Every reporter is envious of envy.

New reporter Yuan Jian is a member of this huge army of journalists. He is actually not a journalist, but because he is from a reporter's family, he joins the profession to eat and eat.

In this era of self-media, the right of reporters to speak is undoubtedly weakened. In the era when anyone can publish posts, send messages, and send videos, as a new reporter, there is no doubt that it needs explosiveness. News before we can get ahead.

Yuan Jian used this lazy system to land on Mars as his own opportunity.

At this moment, Yuan Jian was fully armed, with cameras, camcorders, and action cameras on his head. His pockets were stuffed with memory cards, fully-charged batteries, and power banks. He was an urban survivor.

He came from a field, and he finally got into a car with Master and came to Laoshen Island. When he wanted to squeeze in, he found that there were already a lot of people. Yuan Jian was not able to squeeze into the front row because of his strength , And even nearly squeezed a few peer cameras, causing a burst of scolding.

Yuan Jian turned a deaf ear to the front row all the way, stubbornly occupying a position under a camera, aiming at the bus in front of him to shoot wildly.

After taking a few shots, he was not addicted and looked around, trying to find a high point.

But in the crowd, it's good to stand firm, let alone find a commanding height, he was squeezed into a panic and looked up to the sky.

At this moment, in the sky, an airship was flying from a distance to the Lazy God Tower.

The lecturer of Lazy Divinity School Shang Fang also stood on the balcony with his parents and looked down from the airship.

A few days ago, their family went to Africa for a few days. Now Dongbin is wet and cold, and Africa is in a warm and rainy season. Today, they rushed back to land on Mars.

Shangfang's parents were excited and nervous: "You said that we went to Mars to celebrate the New Year ... How can this be good? What about relatives at home? Well, I heard that going to Mars is far away and very dangerous. Let us say Still don't go. "

"Parents! You say it's too late now!" Shang Fang cried and said, "When the quota was down, why didn't you say that? I gave the quota to Brother Hui, and his whole family was looking forward to it. No places were drawn. "

"Well, Mr. Nan treats you so seriously. What can we do if we can't go there at this time ..." When Shang Fang's parents couldn't hear it, they panicked again. "Mr. Nan can go, there must be no danger, Let's go to Longtan Tiger Cave! "

Shang Fang couldn't help but sneer next to him, and then he said, "Parents, we go to Mars, it's not really just going to the festival, I still have a task, I want to take care of those children of lazy seminary, as Their life counselors may be busy at that time. "

"I know, I still use you to say?" Shang Fang's father said, "Going to such a big event on Mars and carrying so many children, don't be lazy, keep your eyes wide open, and let us do the things at home."

"It's up to you to do the work at home, and I have the task." Said, Shang Fang's mother didn't know where to find a red armband of the "Martian Discipline Commission", saying: "At that time, we will be responsible for maintaining Mars order ! "

There was a twitch in the corner of Shang Fang's mouth, you ignorant old ladies, and the Martian Discipline Commission, do you think that someone on Mars will cross the road, indecently letting the zebra crossing?

"Do n’t think I do n’t know what you are talking about, Sister Guo said, Mars is a primitive land, and it is not polluted yet. We must ban littering on Mars, help clean Mars’ health, clean up garbage, and do not let humans take Mars is also polluted! You old man does n’t want to be motivated, just watch your TV at home, do n’t follow us to Mars! ”

"I don't want to go, but you are all gone, who will cook for me?" Shang Fang said, "Well, when are we going to Lazy God Island? Baby, you've packed everything."

"I'm packed." Shang Fang's mother said, "I can go at any time. I took the three of us to change clothes and didn't know what the temperature was on Mars. What to wear ... I heard that Mars was cold, I gave Everyone brought a big cotton jacket. By the way, I remember that there were boarding weights on the plane. I brought a big suitcase for each of us, wouldn't it be too much ... "

"No, the lazy gods ca n’t even take this thing away, you can rest assured." Shangfang said, "As long as you don't move your home away."

"I think it's almost the same." Shang Fang's father sarcastically said, "Going out is the same as moving. Fortunately, I now have this house and can move around. Otherwise, I will go out on a tour with a big bag on my body. of……"

Talking, Shang Fang's Dream House was linked to the Lazy God Tower. The Dream House shocked slightly, and the water in the glass had a slight invisible ripple.

"When I get home, I don't know how much ash will have to fall when we come back. No, I have to cover the bed at home."

"Just don't worry about it a bit, you can't be ashamed!" Shang Fang's unhappy.

Seeing their parents quarreled again ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Shang Fang raised his wrist and looked at his watch.

It was less than an hour before the scheduled launch time, and he had not been notified to board the ship.

Shang Fang was a little worried, but do n’t miss the boat. This time, I do n’t know when it will be the next time.

He asked his personal assistant, Bo Jiandao, "Xiao Bao, haven't notified to board the ship yet?"

"No, don't worry, it won't leave us."

"Well, I'm afraid I'll be too anxious later. Remember to inform me in advance."

"Relax, look next to them. Brother Zhao is also at home and hasn't left the house yet."

When Shang Bao said this, Shang Fang was also relieved, but Shang Fang's parents were not so calm. They sat on the sofa for less than five minutes, stood up again, and then suddenly beckoned: "Xiao Fang, come and see, here is What are you doing? "

Shang Fang looked down, and saw that the security guards of Lazy God were rushing out and drove a large number of reporters away from Lazy God Island.