Lazy God Possession

Lazy God City, the seaside, one side of Lazy God Island, Silence quietly moored on the water.

Captain Lu Xingcheng stood silently, watching the men and women playing in the sea ahead.

He couldn't help recalling the glorious moment when he first landed on the moon.

As the captain of the Silent, he was the focal point of the world at that time. His every move caused a lot of attention and follow the trend. His figure in white clothes was a dream in the hearts of thousands of girls.

And now, like the retired old fisherman, he nestled in this small shallow water bay and spent his old life with his old boat.

With a squeak, he drank the bottle in his hand, and threw it into the sea with a bang. !! "A little robot got out of the sea unhappyly, holding the bottle in his hand and barking at him wow wow.

It's not right for littering in the sea!

"Unhappy you come to bite me!" Lu Xingcheng challenged the little robot.

"You can drink like this with a bottle of juice, except for you." Song Shengbo, the chief officer behind him, couldn't help laughing.

"You said, have we been forgotten by President Nan ..." Lu Xingcheng sighed. "Like the old guard, he was beaten into the cold palace and turned into an outcast of the age ..."

"I wasn't beaten into the cold palace!" Wei Zheng yelled in the back.

"Yeah, you're picking up and taking off to send grandparents and grandmothers to the moon to farm, and maybe you will run Mars back and forth to pick up more people. What is the difference between your day and the bus! This salty fish without dreams! "Lu Xingcheng scolded Wei Wei.

"You see, there is always a lazy **** city in Nan now. Silent may be history in the future. Silent will be put into the museum. Then I will become a retired cadre. Send some warmth to the community ... "Lu Xingcheng thought particularly long-term.

"If you want to get started, you can go to drive the mech soldiers to fight the heat and play the heat." Yang Ji patted Lu Xingcheng's shoulder next to him and relieved him.

Lu Xingcheng felt unhappy at all.

"Perhaps ... I should find a girlfriend ..." Zhao Xingcheng, who was watching Lu Xiaocheng not far away and was playing with Li Xiaofei, sighed, "I have a child in the future, and I can tell him that your father used to Brilliant, once the captain of the Silent, once the captain of the world's most arrogant ... "

"What made you think you could find a girlfriend?" Wei Wei rolled his eyes.

"What makes you think you can have children?" Song Shengbo also hit him.

Lu Xingcheng turned a deaf ear and suddenly thought of another question: "Yes, isn't the lazy **** city without a captain!"

In theory, Lazy God City is also a spaceship, a spaceship carrying tens of thousands of people!

"Like you, it's probably not a show. I heard Mr. Nan discussed with others that day, the establishment of Lazy God City cannot be based on a spaceship, but rather a city. Lazy God City has to recruit a mayor and a military director. A flight director, when the news is announced, probably everyone in the world will squeeze their heads to compete for this position. There must be no shortage of municipal personnel such as the commander of the large fleet, various famous mayors, and even the head of a small country. And real flight experts to compete. You half-way monk, half-life nest in the submarine, also become the captain of your fishing boat. "Yang Ji always has a lot of insider information.

"Ah, ah, I'm finished, I think my tomorrow is dark!" When Lu Xingcheng heard it, he felt like he was finished.

The glorious tomorrow is no longer, what can we do?

"If you don't want to be abandoned by the times, you must be ahead of the times." Yang Ji waved his fingers: "Will the endless future go?"

"Don't go."

"Isn't it going?" Yang Ji Xun Xunshan tempted, "Become a great demon, like the situation, smiling and proud of the universe, slaughtering all beings is like killing chickens and dogs, so that the strong in the world are at your feet, for your use As you fight, there are countless beautiful women who are embracing each other. As long as you think, the three thousand beauties in the harem are not a problem at all, and there are various types of alien beauties. In this dream life, you do n’t want to go? "

"It ’s not like you have to be thrown back when you go, don't go!" Lu Xingcheng shook his head again and again.

It ’s so nice to say, in fact, you wo n’t be betrayed in the end, you already know the ending, what ’s the point?

"Maybe you can change this ending?" Yang Ji seduced Lu Xingcheng.

Lu Xingcheng still shook his head.

Yang Ji sighed, he was worried.

There are a total of eighteen demon kings in the endless future, and only two of them have gone now. What about the remaining sixteen? It's not easy to catch Zhuang Ding this year!

Maybe two days later, Miss Abby was thrown back. Whom should I let it go?

"You said, Mr. Nan was so anxious to go to Mars, wasn't he worried about that thing coming back to him?" Wei Wei said suddenly.

Everyone was frightened by this idea. Is President Nan trying to escape?

"Escape to Mars is useless." Yang Ji shook his head. "Then the problem is coming. If the vortex comes again, you want to take President Nan. There are only two people on the scene, one is President Nan, one is It's you, what will you choose? Will you replace President Nan to go to the endless future? "

"No, no death!" Lu Xingcheng shook his head again and again.

"Well ... I will." Wei Ai thought for a while, and said, "If President Nan went to Endless Future, there was nothing around him, and no one was there. Before two steps, he ran out of energy and lay Laziness can't move there, the enemy comes over with his sword ... click. At least I can run a few more steps? Anyway, I have nothing to worry about. "

Song Shengbo touched his head: "This thing sounds very likely. I have to go back and discuss it with my wife and children first. Will I go or not ..."

Yang Ji nodded, then took out a small book and wrote it down.

"What are you doing!" Lu Xingcheng was startled.

"I just helped Mr. Nan conduct an investigation. You can rest assured that the results of the investigation are confidential and will not be told to others." Yang Jiruo said nothing.

Lu Xingcheng was crying, I believe you have a ghost!

You **** Yang Ji! I'm not finished killing!

"But I think ... that guy will definitely go." Yang Ji looked at Zhao Xiaofei, who was fighting with Li Xiaofei below.

This is the third one, right?

Add Wei Wei? Forget this guy is an auto soldier, there is no fighting power, be a candidate.

Lu Xingcheng started to drink fruit juice again. Before drinking half a bottle, the communicator suddenly rang. When he saw it was Nan Ming, he was shocked and stood upright. He said, "Mr. Nan?"

"Well, Cong Cong cried to me just now, saying that he didn't want to land on Mars by himself, and I promised my mother to bring them back for the Spring Festival, so you can pick them up." Nan Ming ordered.

"Yes, I'll do it."

"Ah, by the way, it's all holiday. Our old man is also very hard. You go to the storeroom to get some New Year's goods or something, and condolences to everyone."

"Yes!" Lu Xingcheng got off, got up and rushed: "Okay, let's go down, I'm going to work, idlers and other people have left the Silent, Silent is sailing again!"

Wei Yan whispered as he moved his buttocks, "I also said that I was a salted fish, and he was obviously a salted fish ..."

Is there any essential difference between picking up a child for Chinese New Year and picking up an elderly person to farm?

...

The Orion spacecraft has begun a crazy sprint. After a round of acceleration, it quietly waited for more than ten minutes. The various particles entangled outside were considered to be dispersed. The crew inside the spacecraft got up and moved a bit to detect the outside. Environment, contact the ground and prepare for the next round of acceleration.

Just then, they heard strange noises.

"Hmm! Hmm!"

"what sound?"

"How does it sound like a knock on the door?"

"In the universe, knock on the door? What nerves are you making?"

"But it is knocking!"

"Is it an alien!"

"How is it possible ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ If I am an alien, I must first contact the lazy gods."

"Maybe aliens don't have the advanced technology of lazy gods, so they dare not contact them?"

Several people muttered, the sound of knocking on the door became clearer, and the sound of knocking seemed to be really knocking on the door.

"Who ... who's there?"

There was a snoring sound outside the door. The other party estimated that he put his hand on the door to speak. After passing through the metal shell of the spacecraft, the sound was a bit distorted. He could n’t hear men, women, and children: "It's New Year. , How do you say warmth in English? By the way, we are here to arm-giving! "

(Well, continue to pay attention to the new book "Almighty Manor", and ask for a collection * recommend a wave ~ the performance of the new book is related to the happiness of Uncle Ha for the rest of his life ...).

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