Lazy God Possession

Earth, New Year's Eve, East Eighth District time, 9:30 pm. ． Fastest update

Those who ate New Year's Eve, set off fireworks, dropped their arms, played mahjong, and played cards. At this moment, they left their work aside and stared straight at the TV.

Tonight's Spring Festival Gala, there is almost only one theme, that is "landing on Mars"!

At the beginning of the opening, there was a dance of various cute baby flamboyants. A few little guys put on various space suits and played astronauts landing on Mars.

Then there was a chorus, and the languages ​​of all countries were turbulent. This year, there is a big theme, that is, the people of the world celebrate the Spring Festival together.

Then there was another acrobatics, the dragon and the lion dance, but the dragon and the lion dance, and they carried the two models of "Jing Huo No. 1" and danced on the stage, and then several people stepped on the big ball on the stage Roll up and down, this is the Adventurer.

In the end, an oversized ball was thrown onto the stage, and more than a dozen acrobats performed in it. There is no doubt that this represents the lazy city.

The big ball is almost on the ceiling. It is no wonder that this acrobatic show should be placed at the beginning. It is estimated that the show will be finished as soon as possible, so that the backstage can be demolished so as not to occupy too much space.

Anyway, at the beginning of the show, there was nothing new. Changing the soup and not changing the medicine, everyone used this garbage time to help themselves. Anyway, at eight o'clock in the evening, everyone had not yet entered the "night" rhythm. At eight o'clock It's afternoon! in the afternoon!

After 9 o'clock, I was finally busy with work, and the critical moment was coming. The lazy gods would officially land on Mars!

That's right, officially landed on Mars!

That is to be down-to-earth, step on Mars with your own feet!

It's just that Lazy God City has landed, that's not enough. Now it depends on who is the first person to land on Mars.

In the background of tv, several guides are going crazy, and it will be a few minutes before the global live broadcast is started. So far, they have not got the plan of the lazy **** system. How can I arrange it? How to edit? How to broadcast How to explain?

In other respects, the lazy gods are especially reliable. Various technologies can't be more powerful, but in dealing with the media, the lazy gods are really too unreliable. It is said that there is no decision yet How do I log in?

The size of the TV station is going crazy up and down, so big things, no landing plan has been set yet. Can you believe it?

The reply from the Lazy God Department is that the Lazy God Department is on vacation. Everyone is spending time with their children and their families. There is not much time to prepare the plan, and then it will be live broadcast.

What the **** are you doing? I'm tv! Do you know how difficult the last TV was? You look down on us so much!

At half past nine, the countdown flashed, and the picture finally streamed over. With the pictures of more than ten seats, the strongest TV guides gathered together, each staring at a seat, forcibly adding more than ten seconds. Advertising to give yourself a little time.

The first picture is a bird's eye view of Mars in space. I don't know if the picture was fast-released or was shot at a very fast speed. It is estimated that it is the latter. The guides can even imagine that huge umbrellas travel quickly through the universe. A scene that shocked the picture.

Mars in the picture is gradually approaching, and is still rotating rapidly. After more than one second, the sun emerges from behind Mars. The dazzling light and endless light spots are astonishingly beautiful.

Is the sun rising, or is Mars ushering in a new dawn? There can be many interpretations of this picture, but there is no doubt that as an opening picture, it is good enough and shocking enough.

He caught his eye for almost a second.

The second picture is the lazy **** city overlooking from the sky.

The screen advances layer by layer, and the lazy **** city on the ground zooms in quickly and suddenly hits the field of vision.

It is difficult to describe this scene in words.

Cars come and go, people flow like weaving.

There are as many cities as this on Earth, but on Mars, they are so shocking.

On the red surface of Mars, a huge dome is shrouded above a city no different from the earth, and Lazy God Tower and Lazy God Island can be seen at a glance.

This picture is good, no need to cut it.

Then the screen turned into Nan Ming, and he was lazily holding the manuscript: "Well, do you still want to speak? I don't remember a speech? Is it a manuscript from the earth? Well ... keke. Today This is the day when the Earth people first landed on Mars. At this glorious moment, I have a lot to say. First of all, I want to thank ... thank the country for tv and my family ... well, what a bad manuscript! "

"Cut off cut off!" The director frantically.

The pictures that came from the stream were still Nanming, which has no dead angles at 360 degrees. He didn't give him any other pictures to fill in. The director desperately turned over the materials recorded in the live broadcast before and when he landed on Mars earlier. Cut the scene, choose a section and switch the screen.

Nan Ming lost the manuscript to Cai Wendi: "You read it."

"I don't read it, President Nan comes here ... or Zhao ..."

A manuscript passed around in the hands of everyone, no one missed it.

fall! Is our manuscript so bad? Not just the director, the director wants to roar now.

"Then I'll just say a few words." Nan Ming had no choice but to stand up and said, "Hey, viewers in front of the TV, hello, everyone, let us watch our live broadcast in the evening, really Sorry, but tv said that I hope to be able to broadcast live, that everyone likes watching, I thought about it, anyway, it looks better than Spring Festival Evening, so I promised ... "

Director: "Cut off! Cut off!"

"I know that everyone wants to see the picture of landing on Mars, and hope we say something like," This is a small step for me, a big step for human beings "and so on. But in fact, this is indeed a small step for me, right For humans, it ’s actually a small step ... there are big steps to get eggs behind, such as exploring an alien galaxy ... ”

"What did you say about the eggs? Cut them off!"

"Director, this can't be cut! The lazy gods just announced that they want to explore alien galaxies!"

The director opened his mouth wide, as if he was stuck. He couldn't say a word.

Others are a bit fierce and can't help the big explosion, why are your materials so hidden!

Nanming didn't feel the news at all, he was still talking to the camera.

"We have been discussing a question lately, who should be the first to land on Mars?" Nanming said: "Everyone made me the first to land, but to be honest, I just sell a cute one every day and don't contribute much. "

In front of the TV, I don't know how many people groaned, and then silently uttered: President Nan, you are humble!

"Some people also suggested that Wen be the first to land. After all, he came early. But to be honest, he just came to Mars and sold a cute man. No, he sold it stupidly. He didn't make any contribution."

If Nan Ming said this before, it is estimated that Wen's fans will be upset. People have lived alone on Mars for four or five days. There is no hard work or hard work.

But at this moment ... Nan always defined himself as "selling cute", what else can they say? Mr. Nan said that he sells Meng. Others, even if you sell Meng, you are so high, you can only buy Meng!

Brother Wen scratched his head, embarrassed.

"In addition, astronauts used to land first, but in fact, the technical staff and engineers behind them paid more and made greater contributions, which is not fair."

"But if the engineers are allowed to land first, the logistic staff will be upset. I am afraid that you, the lazy parties, are starving to death at home, would you like to land on Mars?"

"Let the logisticians log in first, and the family will not agree. You work all day and night ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Can you land on Mars without me at home?"

"Let the family come to land? The people of the whole country disagree. Without us, how big can your lazy gods be?"

In front of the TV, everyone was aggressive.

so what should I do now?

"However, no one can be absolutely fair and equitable. For example, I can't move all people on the planet to Mars, but I can be fair to a limited extent."

"How fair? We are all engineers. If we encounter something we can't figure out, we use technical means to solve it."

Nanming raised his hand: "Below, please watch our biggest invention of this century, the fairest landing on the Mars machine in the world!"

"The invention of this machine is also grateful to our chief engineer for obsessive-compulsive disorder, to all engineers for their hard work, to the people of the world, to the people of the country ... the greatest machine of this century ..."

At this moment, the side of Lazy God City opened a gap ...